Chapter 232: sand sculpture family
Calyx asked out of curiosity, "Is baby corpse oil really better than adult corpse oil?"
Corpse oil is more prevalent in country T and its neighboring countries. The so-called corpse oil brought back by people who travel there is fake, and it is rarely done in China, so Su Yunshao really doesn’t know that much, but it can be said a little. Speculate.
"Do you think baby spirits are stronger or adult ghosts are stronger?"
Calyx replied subconsciously: "It depends on the situation."
Immediately she understood the answer to the question she had asked herself.
"Before there was news that a certain international brand perfume was mixed with corpse oil, although the subsequent self-certification of innocence said that there were only raw materials extracted from pure plants and chemical synthesis, but many people still did not believe it. I was also because of that news. You know about corpse oil." Ruan Mei blinked, "Sir, what is the use of corpse oil?"
Su Yunshao: "In country T, candles are mainly used to burn pregnant women's chins to make corpse oil. There are two types of live burning and dead burning. A small amount of use will have the effect of beauty and skin care, increase charm, and attract the opposite sex. Frequent and large amounts of use are easy to gather. Resentment, provoke ghosts."
It was also because Song Rubing went to the Xiangya Beauty Club for a month or so and only recently started to hunt for beauty. Otherwise, the grievances accumulated by using corpse oil would be enough for her to eat a pot.
Su's mother didn't understand and asked, "Why is it a pregnant woman's chin?"
Su Yunshao: "One is that people who are relatively obese may produce corpse oil, and pregnant women are prone to double chins due to the high calorie intake of food during pregnancy, and they are too late to consume it; the other is that the traditional production of corpse has been handed down from the past in country T. The oil method uses the chin of a pregnant woman, and the reason is unverifiable."
It must be said that many of Xuanmen's negative things are made with babies and pregnant women.
It is not only because babies and pregnant women are full of yin and resentment, but also because babies and pregnant women have weaker self-protection ability and are more likely to be caught.
After listening to the production method of corpse oil, Su Ma felt even more chilled and felt the necessity of taking down this beauty club.
"Yunyun, why doesn't that club welcome you?"
When Su Yunshao entered the clubhouse, he saw that surveillance cameras were installed at the entrance and entrance of the clubhouse, and the front desk in a pink suit had a bluetooth headset hanging on his ear.
If someone saw the lightning strike acacia wood bracelet on her hand through the camera, or even saw Yunxi and Ge Yue following her outside the door, and told the front desk, everything would make sense.
"It may be because of the use of corpse oil, which is particularly sensitive to ghosts or people from the mysterious door."
Moreover, in this way, there is also a reason why the Xiangya Beauty Club does not allow ghosts to enter: the resentment on the corpse oil will attract ghosts, especially pregnant ghosts, the more fierce it is, the easier it is to be attracted.
- The two ancient red lanterns at the entrance of the clubhouse with the decoration style are used to exorcise ghosts.
Can't get in?
Su Ma made a decision after thinking for a while: "Yunyun, I'll help you!"
Su Yunshao's eyes widened in surprise, "Mom?"
"Yiyi followed you to catch a lot of ghosts, and Xu Yang accompanied you to save Xue Tuanzi Xuefeng Jin Zhangkong, why should it be my turn this time?"
Su Ma was going to touch the phone, but she remembered that she didn't bring it out in the living room, so she pretended to be holding a mirror with one hand and touched her cheek with the other, "I'm getting old, I should also go to the club for maintenance, and later I will invite my little sisters to do a full set of beauty and body care."
How dare Su Yunshao let Su Ma go into that place? Persuade said: "Mom, Yiyi and brother are all acting with me, and they are safe. I don't worry about you passing by alone."
"What's not to worry about? Ghosts can't get in, and there are goblins in our house." Su Ma was even more concerned than the real Celestial Master, and turned her head to ask the little peach branch standing in the courtyard to bask in the sun, "Peach Baby Yao, how about exploring a Longtan Tiger Den with Auntie?"
Baby Taoyao: "..." If you don't shout this, I might agree faster.
After all, it was Su Yunshao's mother, who took good care of him on weekdays, and it was not difficult to follow him, so he agreed.
It was all arranged for this sake. Su Yunshao was afraid that if he would not agree, Su Ma would sneak over to investigate, so he had to compromise.
Taoyao is good at weaving illusions and is an auxiliary talent. In terms of combat power, it is not comparable to Yunxiao Yunting.
Su Yunshao was not sure whether the other party could identify the goblin through the camera. Thinking about Xuanmen Dabi, those judges didn't realize that she was carrying Taoyao on her body, and it was unlikely that the black hand hiding behind the club would be able to find it.
"Mom, if you have to go, take Yunxiao Yunting with you. There is Taoyao's illusion, and you won't be able to find them."
"It's done!" Su Ma immediately ran to the living room to get her mobile phone to make an appointment with the little sisters, as fast as she was afraid that Su Yunshao would regret it halfway.
Yunxi was a little worried: "Sir, can I let Auntie go by herself?"
Ge Yue felt unreliable: "It's not that I don't believe Auntie. Auntie knows too little about Xuanmen. What if it happens?"
Shan'er: "Will we also be found hidden in adults' bracelets?"
Calyx: "Otherwise, I'll try to hide it in Auntie's lightning-strike locust wood bead and follow up together?"
The bracelet has the ability to cover up the breath, ghosts hidden inside will not be found, and most people will not recognize the acacia wood bracelet at all, only know that it is a wooden bracelet.
Su Yunshao: "Try it."
Even if Su Ma refuses to receive her after being discovered, she can still find other people.
Try again and again, you can always find a way that the other party can't find.
Because Su Yunshao came back, Su Yiyi took leave from Professor Hu. Dad Su and Su Xuyang went home early. The five members of the Su family rarely gathered for dinner together, and there were still goblin cubs sitting at the table.
Counting Yaokou, they are also a big family.
The King of Hell sat at the table last night, everyone was more restrained, patronized and ate with their heads bowed, and didn't talk much. Today's atmosphere seemed more homely.
Dad Su asked about the finals. The semi-finals were already known from the news that Gao Ran posted in the group, and the rest of the details were finished by Taoyao and the others in the video, so there was no need to ask any more.
Su Yunshao knew that Papa Su's drunkenness was not about drinking, nor did he expose it.
She is not very good at telling stories, and she speaks dryly, but Ruan Mei couldn't listen to it anymore, so she took over the task of storytelling, which made the atmosphere at the dinner table warm again.
When I went to Longjing, I didn't find any clues. At most, the story of the strange woman Yunle recorded on the rock wall was a bit of a story.
In Ruan Mei's mouth, through the atmosphere, they told the story along the way like someone else's tomb robbing. From the beginning to the end, Su Yunshao seriously suspected that Ruan Mei was reading a novel about tomb robbing recently.
The story of Yunle made the eyes of Su Ma and Su Yiyi, who are also women, glow with brilliance, and more of it was their admiration for Yunle.
Su Ma: "Isn't this senior from Transmigration?"
Su Yiyi: "If I traveled back to ancient times, I would definitely not be as powerful as this senior Yunle. The restraints on women in ancient times alone would have strangled me to death."
Thanks to the popularity of time-travel dramas in recent years, Su Dad and Su Xuyang also know this stalk and can follow their words.
Dad Su: "If this is really time travel, it should be a talent in our construction industry, right?"
Su Xuyang: "Sure enough, no matter what era it is, money is very important. Without money, it is impossible to move an inch. Isn't Yunle unable to build Longjing from the beginning because he has no money?"
Although Su Yunshao herself is a reborn person, she knows how heavy the price of her rebirth is, and she doesn't think anyone can copy it, so she doesn't believe in the existence of transmigration.
"The Dao of Heaven will not allow those who are not in line with the times to make excessive achievements, which will affect the development of the entire history, so the possibility that Yun Le is a person of that era is very high."
Su Yunshao seriously considered the possibility of crossing, while others just regarded this as a topic of chat, and did not deeply consider the issues of logic and feasibility.
Listening to her analysis, the four members of the Su family all nodded in agreement.
Yunxi has been fond of time-travel novels and time-travel dramas recently, and sometimes fantasizes about what kind of achievements he will make after time-travel, whether to fall in love with the overbearing prince, emperor, and regent. Hearing this, the fantasy is suddenly shattered.
"...Sir, is crossing really impossible?"
Su Yunshao originally wanted to use himself as an example to illustrate, but then he gave up when he saw that there were many goblins and ghosts around the table who didn't understand the situation.
"Do you think it will take a long time for the Tao of Heaven to stir up the rules of time and space, just for someone to travel to ancient times and fall in love with the ancients?"
Unless that person is the daughter of Heavenly Dao.
The matter of "travelling is impossible" was clearly broken, Yunxi Ruan Mei was wilted, and Su Ma Su Yiyi was also a little wilted-they are also lovers of time travel novels and time travel dramas.
Su Yunshao: "…"
She really didn't expect that her family and family ghosts would be good at this.
Yin Zizhen, who will be arriving before dinner, said in a somber tone, "I've decided! In the future, if any author fails to code and update well, I will pierce her dream of transmigration and rebirth, and let her experience the feeling of not being able to send arrows on the strings!"
This metaphor made Dad Su, Su Xuyang, and Bai Xiaomo feel uncomfortable, and they always felt it meant something.
Seeing that the atmosphere was not right, Ruan Mei quickly changed the topic and talked about Su Yunshao's successful picking up of chalcedony.
"There are a total of six contestants in the final, only the adults have found out, our adults are the most powerful!"
The goblins of the Su family and the ghost envoys raised their chests proudly, and the expressions on their faces were similar to those copied and pasted.
Su Yiyi came over: "Sister, what does stone marrow look like?"
Su's father and mother Su Xuyang are also very curious, they have really never seen anything that can be born from a stone.
Su Yunshao: "It's a bit like milk, purer and clearer than milk. If you want to see it, wait in my room."
"Okay!" Su Yiyi nodded, "What's the use of stone marrow?"
Su Yunshao: "Mysterious people and goblins can increase their cultivation if they eat it. Ordinary people can enhance their immunity and strengthen their body if they eat it. It is a better tonic than ginseng."
Ren Sensen who was suddenly cued: "..."
The little man with a very similar face to Su Yunshao put down the ribs that he had eaten for a long time, and sighed sadly, "I have been planting them for a long time, and they grow too slowly, I don't know when you will be able to eat them."
Where did the Su family lack the little ginseng she planted? It's also quite interesting to see Sensen's frowning frowning in distress.
Su Xuyang pretended to be annoyed and teased Sensen: "Brother, in order to make money to support you, I often stay up all night lately, and I'm so busy that I'm almost bald. What should I do if I don't have ginseng to nourish my body?"
Sensen looked down at the beautiful and complicated princess dress on her body, the same princess dress, hair accessories, and shoes. She had several boxes, which were all bought by the Su family, and looked at the fresh pork ribs that she could eat every day.
She has never made any money, so she doesn't know how difficult it is to make money, but seeing Papa Su and Su Xuyang going out early and returning late every day, she knew that it was very hard work. She immediately wrinkled her face and pulled one out of her hair.
The hair was still black just after it was pulled out, but it turned into a ginseng whisker in her hand in a short while.
Sensen held the ginseng and ran to Su Xuyang, "For brother, make up."
Su Xuyang was stunned: "Sensen, is your hair all ginseng beards? No, that's not the point. My brother is just joking with you. Can you grow ginseng beards back?"
"I can't." Sen Sen waved her small hand, and she didn't get angry when she heard that it was a joke. After all, Su Xuyang really bought her a lot of toys and clothes, and it was indeed hard work that was visible to the naked eye.
"Brother eat, ginseng is very nourishing."
"No." If it was ordinary ginseng, Su Xuyang could still eat a little bit, but this ginseng whisker was pulled from Sensen's body. If he really wanted to eat it, he would feel like eating Sensen.
Sensen looks so much like Su Yunshao again, and it feels like eating Su Yunshao indirectly, that's too scary!
Sensen is in a hurry, how can it be wasted? Holding the ginseng in his little hand, he was about to stuff it into Su Xuyang's rice.
Su Xuyang: ! !
Rice with ginseng, Sensen, what kind of devil's food is this? !
"Sensen, you don't need to feed him." Su Yunshao stopped Sensen from harming his brother at the right time, "I put some chalcedony in the soup tonight. If you eat that ginseng whisker, he won't have to sleep tonight."
Sensen stared at the ginseng whiskers that she hadn't given away. It's impossible for her to eat it back, and it's even more impossible to throw it away, so...
The little man ran back and threw the ginseng into the bowl that was holding the soup beside Su Yunshao. With his little hands on his waist, he said confidently, "Brother can't make up any more, so you can!"
With a face full of "I'm witty!", he ran back to his seat and sat down happily nibbling on the ribs.
Su Yunshao: "…"
Last night I had coconut chicken soup, and today I made a lighter tofu ball soup. Now the bowl of soup in front of her has the bitter taste of fresh ginseng.
Looking at this bowl of tofu ball soup with a strange taste, Su Yunshao suddenly regretted stopping Sensen from feeding his brother ginseng whiskers.
She picked up the bowl of soup and looked up again. The family members and the goblin cubs all bowed their heads and drank the soup, looking like they liked it very much.
Su Ma: "Congwen, have I improved a lot in making tofu balls?"
Dad Su: "It's delicious, but it's hard to knead. Tell me next time you want to do it, and I'll come back to help you."
Su Yiyi: "Mom, I have learned from my sister. Now I take some time to exercise every day, and I can also help you knead the balls!"
Su Xuyang: "So, I think I should exercise too? They all say that the body is the capital of the revolution. If the money is not earned, the body will collapse first."
Su Yunshao: "..." Plastic family!
In order to avoid any further delay, when you eat tofu ball soup that tastes so strange that it is hard to swallow, first take out the ginseng and put it in your mouth and chew it, then swallow it, and then drink two mouthfuls of soup with a clear taste.
Seeing that she really ate it, Sensen breathed a sigh of relief, she was really afraid that Su Yunshao would be thrown away.
"Round up, Yunyun and I are one! I knew earlier that I should pull out two more, so that I can make up for Yunyun a little more."
This sentence completely opened the door to a new world for the goblin cubs.
Yuanyuan's eyes were shining brightly, and he handed his thick claws to Su Yunshao: "I heard that bear claws are very good, Yunyun, why not..."
Su Yunshao: "…"
He pushed Yuanyuan away with a blank face, "I've already had enough support for you, and you still want me to eat you?"
Round: ! !
The Su family always treats and takes care of her as an ordinary child, and she has forgotten that she is a national treasure that ordinary people cannot raise.
Yuanyuan blinked innocently and tilted her head to be cute: "What kind of bad thoughts can Gun Gun have? I just want to be one with Yunyun."
Su Yunshao's head hurt, and her eyes turned around. All the goblin cubs who were looking at her looked away, except Bai Xiaoshu. Good guy, everyone thinks that way!
"Don't think about it, give up, I can't eat you."
If Sensen hadn't already threw the ginseng into her bowl, she had eaten that bowl of soup, and it was not good to give it to others, and it would be thrown away and wasted, she really didn't want to eat it.
If I knew that there was such a thing, I couldn't eat the waste.
The goblin cubs sighed in unison, one step slower, **** it!
Ruan Mei continued to tell the story, but because of this, everyone's interest was not very high until it came to the black dragon.
Dad Su immediately regained his energy: "Speaking of which, didn't Yunyun say that he wanted to bring the dragon home? Why didn't he bring it back?"
Su Yunshao: "Grandpa came yesterday, because Lei Jie split him from a thirteen-hundred-year-old dragon into a three-year-old little bean, and has been hiding in the sleeve of the king of hell."
Su's father and Su's mother: ! !
That's called regret.
Su Xuyang shook his head and sighed: "There used to be a precious dragon in front of me, but I didn't cherish it..."
He maintained a melancholy expression and looked at Su Yiyi.
Su Yiyi understood in seconds, and continued, "If God will give me another chance..." Then she looked at Su Yunshao.
Su Yunshao, who has not read a certain sentence: "..." I always don't fit in with my family because I don't have enough sand sculptures.