Chapter 256: Ruan Mei

Chapter 256: Ruan Mei

Ordinary people may ignore the situation that their cats give things, but the male resident is obviously soft-hearted. If it weren't for the fact that it belonged to my sister, I would have given it immediately.

Ignored by Su Yunshao, the male resident did not feel annoyed or unhappy at all, and repeated it again.

This time it was Bai Xingchen who answered: "For your own safety, I still recommend that you buy a brand new doll for your sister."

Male Resident: ? ? ?

Did he stay at home too long? Why do you think you can't understand what the boys and girls are saying now?

Su Yiyi and Chen Xingyuan couldn't see the problem on the doll, they could understand the attitude of Su Yunshao and Bai Xingchen, and they helped to persuade them.

Su Yiyi: "So, let's pay for the doll, how about you buy a new doll?"

Chen Xingyuan: "I don't think you want to make Coke unhappy, or you wouldn't suggest buying a new doll for strangers."

The male residents really don't understand what the teenagers and girls are thinking, "My sister is only four years old, and she is the age to like dolls, you guys... You don't look like people who like dolls, why do you have to bring them with you? go?"

It's just a doll, and it's not the kind of global limited edition doll. No matter how big his brain is, he didn't think of conspiracy theories. At most, he thought these neighbors were abnormal.

Bai Xingchen exchanged glances and felt that if the cause and effect were not explained clearly, it might not end well. They couldn't forcefully take this doll away without the owner's consent for the personal safety of the person involved, right?

That's not protection, it's robbery.

Bai Xingchen: "Yun Shao?"

If it's just a doll with yin qi, Su Yunshao can drive away yin qi, and there is no need to take it away.

Seeing that the male resident was suspicious, he had to take off the doll's clothes and remove the doll's joints in front of him.

Male Resident: ! !

I won't let you take it away, but you don't need to tear it down without taking it away, right?

Just when the male resident was about to say something, Su Yunshao took out a note from the doll's body and spread it out to see that it turned out to be the date of birth written in blood and cinnabar.

Male Resident: ? ? ?

No matter how stupid he was, he knew that there was something wrong with the doll. These young girls wanted to take the doll away and solve it calmly, but they got stuck in his trap.

"Sorry, I misunderstood you, let me ask, what is written on it?"

"Birthday horoscope." Bai Xingchen knew the timing of the heavenly stems and earthly cycles, so he said the converted birthday and time, and the male resident said, "It's my birthday."

Su Yiyi: "That's for you."

Several people looked at Su Yunshao silently, waiting for her explanation.

Su Yunshao was not in a hurry to explain. He put the birthday characters on the coffee table, and took out a rolled up yellow talisman from the doll's body. When he spread it out, it was still a talisman drawn by mixing blood and cinnabar.

The male resident's hands began to tremble. He didn't believe that ghost talismans could really harm people, but this kind of thing still seemed a bit infiltrating.

"What is this for?"

He intuited that these young girls would bring him great surprises and shocks.

Su Yunshao put the doll and the yellow talisman back on the coffee table, the British Shorthair who was paralyzed into a ball of cat cake on her lap immediately jumped up, jumped onto the coffee table, picked up the doll, the note, and the yellow talisman and continued to stuff it into Su Yunshao's hand.

Seeing this, what else does the male resident do not understand?

"I thought it was Coke who didn't like this doll, so I often found the doll and threw it in the trash when I wasn't paying attention. I picked it up a few times. Coke was very smart to hide the doll in the trash and cover it up. If it wasn't for me When I took a look at the garbage, it was really thrown away."

With just a few words, a few people can think of the picture of the **** shovel officer and the kitten fighting their wits and losing the doll, which is very vivid and interesting.

The premise is: the doll that the kitten is about to lose is not faulty.

"Coke, I'm the one who blamed you wrong. I thought you were getting more naughty because the estrus period was coming." The male resident looked at his kitten apologetically.

This English short looks very smart, and will protect its master, but it can't understand what humans are saying, so in the face of the master's apology, it just tilted its head.

Su Yunshao touched Xiaoying's short head and looked at the male resident: "Do you need to take pictures of these?"

After her reminder, the male resident reacted immediately and took photos in all directions to save the certificate, "Is it going to be destroyed?"

"Of course, if you don't destroy it, Coke won't be able to recuperate at ease." Su Yunshao changed Xiaoying's position. In front of Xiaoying's face, he squeezed the yellow talisman and waved it with one hand, and the yellow talisman burned like this.

"Excuse me!" The male resident leaned back in shock.

"Meow!" Xiaoying leaned back in shock.

The four of Su Yunshao: "..." They all say that things are like their masters. This person and a cat have lived under the same roof for a long time, and they are really very similar.

Su Yunshao threw the burning yellow talisman onto the piece of paper with the birthday characters written on it, and the host saw the flames quickly burn through the two pieces of paper, leaving only a pinch of gray-black ash.

What's even more amazing is that the two pieces of paper have been burnt clean, leaving no traces of burning on the wooden coffee table.

The male host looked at Su Yunshao with awe: "Master!"

Seeing Xiaoying's short eyes, she was full of shock and gratitude, "Coke, I really never thought that you still have the ability to find a master by your nose!"

At this point, it is necessary for Su Yunshao to correct him: "It should be the eyes."

Male Resident: ?

Su Yunshao did not intend to explain in detail, and changed the subject: "The doll stays by your side for a long time, and your body will gradually weaken, and modern medical methods cannot detect the cause of death."

They are all grown ups, and nothing else needs to be said.

It should be easy to guess who would want to make him weak to death and inherit his legacy.

The male resident's face distorted for a moment, and soon returned to normal, but the stormy waves raised in his heart would be difficult to calm down in a short time.

"Some small things at home made you laugh."

It's already serious enough to kill people. In fact, this matter is not too small, but the shame of the family cannot be made public.

Su Yunshao took out a safety talisman from his bag and handed it to Xiao Yingduan and shook it.

Xiaoying's short cat's eyes lit up. She opened her mouth and carefully bit the safety talisman, but did not bite Su Yunshao's hand. She turned and jumped off the sofa, got under the coffee table, jumped on the sofa, and stuffed the safety talisman into the male resident. palm.

Such a performance also shocked Su Yiyi, Bai Xingchen, and Chen Xingyuan.

If the three of them hadn't said that it was a peace talisman and could protect one's body, they wouldn't even know it was a good thing.

This kitty knows more than they do.

The male resident held the peace charm folded into an equilateral triangle, and looked at Su Yunshao hesitantly: "Master?"

"Here you are." Su Yunshao waved at Ying, who immediately returned to the same path, collapsed on her lap and touched her, without giving the dismantled doll half a glance.

"Coke has paid for it."

The four of them suddenly realized that Dare to Love Xiaoying is such a plan!

For a while, I didn't know whether to call it witty or treacherous.

The male owner who was protected by the cat looked complicated, "...Should I be happy?"

I always feel that it is a failure to make my cat worry about such a **** shoveling officer.

Chen Xingyuan smiled: "Isn't this good? It shows that your Coke has a very important position in your heart, and it also shows that you are very good to Coke on weekdays, which is why it does everything possible to save you."

"Yes." The male resident was relieved.

He is a reliable adult. It is impossible for Su Yunshao to give nothing because he said that drinking Coke is a reward.

Su Yunshao said that they were going to give it away, so the three of them would not receive any more money.

Seeing their firm attitude, the male resident had no choice but to go to the kitchen to pick up two boxes of fruit, and then went to the study to pick up a bunch of comics.

"I'm a cartoonist. These are all my works. They're not worth much money. You can take them and take a look at them to pass the time."

They are all from the neighbors. If they really don't accept anything, it will make the male residents even more overwhelmed. Su Yunshao nodded.

They had other things to do next, so they just sat down and left, this time Ying Short did not stop Su Yunshao.

The male resident gave a lot of things. Bai Xingchen and Chen Xingyuan couldn't let the two girls take them. They called Qin Jian on the phone, and the three teenagers carried all the fruits and comics upstairs.

Not long after entering the door, Yu Baiyi arrived in a hurry.

When he got off the plane, he rushed over before returning home, and collapsed on the sofa so tired, "Beeswax is abundant in the filming area. I bought some and brought it back. You can choose it yourself."

Dong Xiangyang, who hadn't seen him for a long time, got out of the lightning-struck locust wood beads, opened the suitcase, took out a small package on it, poured all kinds of beeswax in it on the coffee table, and explained each piece of honey intimately. The name of the wax, what is suggested to be made.

In this way, he is not so much a bodyguard as an assistant.

The little friends don't know if they should envy Yu Baiyi as the only one who has a ghost.

Su Yunshao uphold the love at the same table, and asked with concern: "Why are you so tired?"

Yu Baiyi sighed: "There are several actors in the crew, either taking the remuneration and letting substitutes play, or playing the stage and reading the numbers over there, filming is too tiring, the director and senior didn't speak, my qualifications are still shallow, and it's hard to say. What, I'm tired and tired anyway."

Compared to that, the fatigue caused by long journeys is nothing.

"Working overtime can be considered to have finished my role. I can't help but attend your birthday." Yu Baiyi squeezed her shoulders and tapped her back, and suddenly saw the pile of cartoons.

"Huh? When did you guys like to read comics?"

The topic was provoked, and Bai Xingchen and Chen Xingyuan took advantage of the situation to talk about what happened to the neighbors downstairs.

Yu Baiyi was stunned when he heard it: "My dear, now the cat masters have become fine, how can they still protect their masters? Do I worry about the cat version of this family that has broken my heart?"

These words made the little friends think of Chen Xingyuan subconsciously. Chen Xingyuan's cat also stayed to protect its owner after death.

Although he lost his beloved kitten, Chen Xingyuan felt happy and distressed. How many **** shovelers in the world can get such protection from a cat owner?

"Speaking of which, what happened to Zhu Minxue? Dogs can't stop eating shit. I don't believe he changed the habit of abusing cats so quickly." Yu Baiyi showed an expression of disgust.

Su Yunshao: "Don't worry, the ghost envoys will come over from time to time to take care of them."

The same cat, Xuefeng heard about Zhu Minxue's cat abuse story, and occasionally he would go there when he was free. I believe that Zhu Minxue would not be able to get rid of this special "care" until he died.

"That's good." Yu Baiyi felt more relieved, "Okay, then I'll take a shower first and change my clothes."

With that, he got up and walked to the bathroom.

"Not busy." Su Yunshao stopped him with a smile.

Yubaiyi: ?

The next moment, Bai Xingchen and Qin Jian tacitly pushed Yubaiyi down on the sofa, Chen Xingyuan helped take off his jacket, and Xu Dun lifted Yubaiyi's clothes to reveal his slender waist.

"What's the situation?" Yu Baiyi was at a loss, he was too busy recently, and he hadn't had time to look through the chat records in the group.

Qin Jian said viciously, "Young man, no one will come to save you even if you cry out!"

Xu Dun laughed slyly: "Young man, we are going to dedicate you to the King of the Mountain."

Yu Baiyi: "..." He just went out to film a scene, why are the friends not quite right?

At this time, Su Yunshao took out the judge's pen from the bag, sat down on the edge of the sofa, and wrote gently.

The sudden pain caused Yu Baiyi to cry out, "Ow—it hurts, Yun Shao, take it easy!"

Ruan Mei also said "Ow", and her thoughts flooded and she wrote quickly.

Su Yiyi and Lei Chuman glanced over curiously, thinking that Ruan Mei would come back if she didn't show it, but she didn't expect Ruan Mei to be very generous and didn't mind their onlookers at all.

The two looked down and saw a small composition written in a small book.

[The handsome young man was pressed on the sofa by the two young men, his clothes were pulled up, revealing a waist that was full of hands, and his skin was abnormally fair and delicate due to the lack of sunlight for many years.

The young man is such a noble person, he can't bear the slightest bit of pain, but at this moment, the red-clothed girl writes down and ruthlessly leaves red marks on the young man's waist.

"Hey..." The young man twisted his waist, tears were shining brightly, and he couldn't stop begging for mercy, "I hurt, take it easy."]

Su Yiyi and Lei Chuman breathed a sigh of relief, good guy, actually wrote Xiao Huangwen!

Are you asking Tiandao to borrow the courage? How dare you write about Su Yunshao and other men!

Knowing what they were surprised about, Ruan Mei generously contributed several other editions of the essay.

"Don't worry, I didn't mention any names in my essay. Unless he admits that the person in it is an adult, there is no reason to settle accounts with me."

System Shasha: [A genius! 】

Su Yiyi felt that what she said was quite right, so she opened the small composition without hesitation, and then completely opened up a new world.

The small composition did not mention the names of those people from the beginning to the end, but because some features are too obvious, such as Huixin's robe, bald head, etc., and the scene of being pressed on the bed to draw the best talisman, the sense of substitution and the picture is so strong , looks very good.

For the first time, Su Yiyi knew that the protagonist of Xiao Huangwen was a cool, noble and beautiful monk, and it was so emotional to read.

"A genius!" She couldn't help but let out the same sigh as the system.

Soon, the small compositions with colors in various editions were circulated among the little friends, and even the jade white clothes lying on the sofa did not fall, and because they were so absorbed, they did not cry out in pain.

Bai Xingchen only read the version of the monk's essay with the highest acclaim, and when Su Yunshao finished drawing a talisman, he couldn't help but ask, "Is it okay?"

Su Yunshao shook his head: "It's okay, the writing is very good, and the writing is much better than mine."

Bai Xingchen: "..." Is writing the point? !

No, you actually saw it yourself? ! Bai Xingchen's pupils were shaken.