Vol 5 Chapter 74: kiss wife
"It's possible..." Lian Youyou nodded in agreement, "Hundreds of years have passed since the battle between you and me in God's Domain, and the upper and lower dimensions are different, and the time is different. If you do this calculation... Xiao Chuanchuan should have been here for three thousand years. It's been many years. He only sleeps once every thousand years, hiss...Xiao Chuanchuan died of overwork!" Lian Youyou held her face in her hands and made an extremely frightened look, her mouth was long and her eyes were round, and she kept looking serious Ting Jun, "Look, do I look like Munch's painting "The Scream"?"
Lin Tingjun turned to look at Lian Youyou, and pretended to be startled: "Ah! I scared the baby to death." He stroked his chest, "You are scarier than those ghosts."
Lian Youyou smiled, and gave him a white look, with a little more coquettish charm.
Lin Tingjun also smiled, but when he looked forward, his expression darkened: "Even if Youchuan is dormant, he will definitely wake up when you come. It seems that something happened to Nether Realm."
"En." Lian Youyou's expression became gloomy, "Let's go and have a look, let's go."
Lian Youyou raised her skirt and her feet, suddenly, her figure began to grow bigger, bigger and bigger, bigger and bigger.
She bent down and stretched out her hand towards Lin Tingjun, who jumped into her palm.
She held up Lin Tingjun, and her figure continued to grow bigger and bigger, and soon towered into the sky. In the blink of an eye, Lian Youyou's body was no longer visible, and her huge figure was submerged in the white misty yin energy.
Sometimes the small is invisible, and the big is invisible. The so-called one leaf can't see Mount Tai, people always only see what is in front of them.
Lian Youyou raised her giant feet and easily crossed over the bridge.
Ming Chai, who was walking on the bridge, stood there in shock, and looked up to see the foot that almost covered the sky slowly passing over them. The sense of oppression brought by their huge stature instantly made them feel as small as ants. They all knelt down involuntarily and bowed their heads respectfully. It was an instinctive awe of the gods.
Lin Tingjun stood on Lian Youyou's long and slender fingertips, with his hands folded around his chest and looking forward, his eyes were gloomy and majestic: "The miasma has permeated above, this is a manifestation of the imbalance of Yin and Yang."
Suddenly a divine light flashed behind him, and Lian Youyou with a normal figure appeared.
Lian Youyou also walked up to her finger, looking into the distance, her expression was much calmer than that of Lin Tingjun: "The catastrophe in the world has not happened once or twice, and the current situation is not serious, at least in the world I travel through, this is not serious. What kind of."
Lin Tingjun slightly turned his face back, and smiled slightly: "I almost forgot, you have been to more places than me." Lin Tingjun showed curiosity slightly, "In those worlds, is there your lover?" Raised, full of smirks.
Lian Youyou looked at him with blank eyes: "I'm happy with how many men I have. You even gave me the position of God Lord. I don't have many men. I want to save face. Hmph." Lian Youyou turned and disappeared into the air, leaving Lin Tingjun smiled happily.
He chuckled lightly, turned his face back and looked ahead: "Fortunately, I knew I should have come down earlier and married a few more women to have fun. Now, with such a vicious wife in charge, there is no chance "
"Get out!" Suddenly, a loud shout fell from the sky, like thunder. Flipping his huge palm, Lin Tingjun fell directly from the miasma-filled sky.
"Tsk! I forgot to bring the blood sword." Lin Tingjun sighed softly as he fell, he is now a mortal womb, and he doesn't have much divine power to allow him to soar through the clouds and fly freely.
When he raised his face, he happened to see Lian Youyou, who was slowly shrinking in size, a strand of black hair passing in front of him, like a black vine.
He raised his lips and smiled, grabbed Lian Youyou's strand of black hair immediately, and swung back in front of Lian Youyou in the air. He was facing the indescribable place below her huge neck. He rushed forward without hesitation, grabbed The hem of the skirt that raised up from the indescribable place bumped into Lian Youyou's soft position just now, as if caught in a ball of soft and elastic cotton that could become a sensitive word.
This ball of cotton still carries Lian Youyou's body temperature and her refreshing fragrance.
He smiled, stretched out his hand, pressed it on the huge area you can guess, and raised his face: "Honey, you've recovered a little—"
Lian Youyou's big, melancholy face emerged from the miasma, and silver light shone in her eyes, she was really vicious!
Lian Youyou's figure shrank rapidly, Lin Tingjun saw the ground, let go of Lian Youyou's skirt and jumped down, and when he stood still, he slapped him head-on.
"Crack!" hit his handsome face.
"Sex ghost!" After recovering her figure, Lian Youyou's beautiful eyes widened with anger.
Lin Tingjun touched the side of the face that was beaten, and when he let go of his hand, he smiled leisurely, and his eyes were calm: "Honey, isn't it only natural for me to flirt with you? I love you and want you, this is the proof, look, I have a nosebleed." Lin Tingjun calmly pointed to his nose, and sure enough, a nosebleed was slowly flowing out!
Lian Youyou stared at his calm and leisurely expression with gloom, and his serious and clear conscience made it impossible to refute.
Lin Tingjun mentioned Lian Youyou and Rou Yi without fear of death, looked at her with a smile, and gently wiped away his nosebleed with her fingers, Lian Youyou immediately felt sick and wanted to withdraw his hand, but he suddenly clenched, grabbed her and covered her with blood. Put your **** fingers where you think, because it was written in detail and was blocked, obviously not below the neck, but it doesn't work, everyone eat finger-licking original chicken, taste the deliciousness for yourself.
Lian Youyou stood in front of him in a daze, her heart beating faster and her blood burning her whole body.
Lin Tingjun gently kissed Luo Lian Youyou's palm, glanced at Lian Youyou's burning red face, raised his hand to caress that hot face, his eyes were more charming: "Go back... Do you want to make an appointment?"
Lian Youyou was speechless for a moment, standing in front of Lin Tingjun.
Lin Tingjun looked at his body, and then at Lian Youyou: "Is it... I still feel a little disgusted with this body?"
Lian Youyou's eyes flickered for a moment, and she lowered her face: "Well...I'm afraid you'll be halfway...dead body...it's disgusting..."
"Hahaha—" Lin Tingjun raised his face and laughed, held Lian Youyou's hot hand, intertwined his fingers, and the passion in his eyes faded away: "Actually... I also care a little bit, I can't use it." When someone else's body is in love with you, it always feels...as if you are taking advantage of the owner of this body."
"You also know..." Lian Youyou's face was also blushing, and she looked at Lin Tingjun angrily, "Then you always tease me? If you tease me again, I will get angry, and I will go to sleep with Heiyan! Anyway, that is His own body. Your body depends on your divine power to support it. If you are in a daze at that time, your body will be defeated!" Lian Youyou folded her arms around her chest, although Lin Tingjun's face was really good, but halfway through, His face started to rot, his body started to stink, and the corpse water kept flowing down, how much psychological shadow would it leave behind? !
In the future, if I see his original real body again, I won't want to make out with him anymore.