Chapter 583: war on the table
Facing the little girl with a look of asking for compliments, Jin Shilin praised a lot of face-saving words, focusing on the knife skills.
Seeing the finished product, he realized that his inherent cognition was too wrong.
Does age matter? Age should not be a shackle that binds a person. What you really need to do is to judge according to the actual situation, don't be lazy, and directly put a stereotype on a certain group.
Gu Che, Wen Li and the others gave their cousin the respect she deserved.
Duanzi was so praised that he shook his head.
She likes to be praised, and she also has the ability to be praised.
A group of people were eating melons, staring at Gu Li who was busy in the kitchen. Check out his fiercely handsome face, his pink apron and the sweet smiling bear on it.
Wen Li also saw the truth from the children's story written by Gu Li, and chose this gift very accurately.
Gu Li, who was chopping vegetables, couldn't take it anymore, walked to the door with a dark face, gave everyone a hard look, and closed the door.
Tuanzi ‘Kaka’ gnawed on the melon, and took the time to show his little face stained with watermelon juice, and laughed at Wen Li, "Hahaha, Brother Gu Li is staring at you, and you made him angry again."
Wen Li didn't change his expression, "He's angry with everyone equally."
Paused, he looked at Jin Shilin, "Including you, cousin."
It's been a long time since I saw him, but this cousin can still talk as usual.
The problem is, in the face of these dialogues beyond common sense, he can't find anything to say, and some of them can't get into it.
At this moment, Jin Shilin didn't realize that when he wanted to blend in, he had already been influenced by this group of people.
"Cousin, Miao Miao will help you."
Just when Jin Shilin had nothing to say, Tuanzi slapped him with his arm, cheerfully exposing Wen Li's shortcomings.
"Didn't you already know that brother Gu Li likes pink? Why didn't you buy pink slippers and aprons before, but why did you buy them today?"
Gu Zhuo emphasized: "I should have bought it a long time ago, but I took it out today. It's weird!"
Jin Shilin had a dark face. He thought it was strange that these people were discussing the topic of 'pink slippers and aprons' with gusto.
Is it worth spending time on such a boring chat topic?
He felt bored, but Tuanzi and Gu Zhuo took the opportunity to denounce Wen Li, thinking that there was something wrong with this white-faced and dark-hearted cousin, and there must be a big conspiracy brewing.
"A big conspiracy?" Jin Shilin couldn't hold back and interjected, "I'm so angry that it's hard to associate slippers and aprons with a big conspiracy, right?"
"Oh, cousin, you don't understand."
The little girl, the old god, shook her head.
"As long as it is related to brother Wen Li, it must be treated with caution, otherwise it will become his writing material if he is not careful one day."
She widened her eyes and threatened Jin Shilin in a childish voice, "Do you want to play a villain in a novel? Or a petty thief?"
Jin Shilin thinks that he is far away from 'bad guys' and 'petty theft'.
It's just that, he glanced at Wen Li, whose smile didn't change, and a chill ran down his spine for a moment.
This cousin who has been poisonous since he was a child is sometimes scary.
"That's why we should be vigilant." He reluctantly agreed with Tuanzi and Gu Zhuo.
The little girl and Gu Zhuo high fived.
"Okay, I got another person."
There are so many people, Wen Li expressed his plan as everyone wished.
"It's true that it has been prepared long ago, but, usually, there are too few people when he visits the door, so I chose a time when everyone is there."
He even tried to kidnap morally, "Oh, my cousin hasn't seen us for a long time, I'm afraid we are all strangers. I think this method can help everyone get acquainted quickly. If he is angry, it is all the responsibility of my cousin. .”
Jin Shilin: "..." Thousands of words rolled from the tip of his tongue, but were swallowed back.
He is a civilized person, he doesn't swear, and he can't learn the roundabout way of swearing.
Seeing that he was at a disadvantage, Tuanzi hurriedly pointed out for him, "Brother Wen Li, you are a bad guy. I want to see jokes about Brother Gu Li and my new cousin, so I despise you."
She squinted at the past on purpose, and felt pain in her eyes after only a few seconds, and quickly lowered her head to eat the melon, squeak, squeak.
With a 'swish' sound, the kitchen door was opened, revealing a face blackened with charcoal.
The young writer couldn't hold his smile a little bit.
"So you were eavesdropping!"
He clearly heard the sound of chopping vegetables, and now it seems that this cousin deliberately made this sound to make him relax his vigilance.
Is there too many pitfalls to grow a mind?
Eight hundred thoughtful writers stood up, "I'm going to get the couriers, a lot of couriers have arrived."
Tuanzi looked left and right, the little expression was very rich.
"Brother Gu Li, you can help me if you say so!"
【Gu Wu System: Are you kidding him too? 】
Gu Li has an arrogant personality, and usually would never say the word 'help'. Even if he is helping others, he will deliberately cover up, duplicity.
The host has seen through this a long time ago, so he would deliberately say that, isn't it the same as Wen Li's evil-hearted?
The system refused to admit that the nature of the host was like this, thinking, Gu Chi, Wen Li, and Ji Zhangzhuo must have brought the host down. Parents can sometimes take care of the host, but sometimes, the impact is multiple.
How could Gu Li have the nerve to ask his sister to help? He has always been determined to create a heroic and invincible image. In this respect, he is very similar to Gu Che.
The difference is that Gu Che is not as easy to get angry from embarrassment as he is, and he is willing to be honest after discovering that reserve is useless.
The stubborn Gu Li chased after him with a kitchen knife and a cutting board, successfully stopped Wen Li who was about to rush out, and brought him back to the kitchen.
"Cook obediently!"
He pushed the person in, dropped the kitchen knife and cutting board, and closed the door.
"Don't come out until you finish!"
Jin Shilin helped the forehead. These cousins are a bunch of naive ghosts.
From the corner of the eye, he caught a glimpse of the dumpling eating a piece of melon, and thought, this group of cousins is not as reliable as a child, at least this child is good at knives, can eat melons by himself, and gnaws them cleanly. Even if a few teeth are missing, it will not affect her performance.
This gentle and shrewd man thought it was the end, but he didn't know it was the beginning until dinner.
Eat hot pot with whatever you want, but when the contents are cooked, that is the beginning of the war.
I saw red oil and chopsticks flying together on the table, thirty-six strategies were staged in turn.
These are just a few people, Jin Shilin can't imagine what kind of scene it will be when his cousin's brothers come to eat together.
Ah, it’s probably the same as when my cousin and the others were eating barbecue. They started fighting while eating. After playing, we reconciled and sat down to eat and drink.
"Cousin, why are you in a daze?"
A small head came closer, and the big moist eyes stared at him curiously.
"Is it because you can't grab enough to eat? Miao Miao will help you grab it!"
Without waiting for Jin Shilin to refuse, Tuanzi stood up, waved his small arms, and quickly grabbed a lot of food and delivered it to Jin Shilin's bowl.
She raised her chin triumphantly, "You Miaomiao is here, make sure you are full!"