Chapter 2:
"Ahhhhhhhh my male **** is so handsome!!"
"Qi Yan is really handsome, but please sleep!"
"Me too, wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow
"..."
The two girls next to me looked at the photos on the phone, and their expressions were excited.
Yan Eucalyptus could hear clearly. She blinked her eyes, straightened her waist, and felt very happy.
Look, she fell asleep! Little hands too!
Sure enough, the pursuit of handsome men is an eternal truth, whether it is the world of cultivating immortals or the modern world!
Fortunately, she acted quickly. Three years ago, when Qi Yan just stepped into the entertainment industry and was not yet famous, she fell asleep.
If it is changed to the present, I am afraid it will be very difficult.
"That's right, or let me see the real person. But he has never participated in any variety shows and activities. We can only see him in movie theaters, but he hasn't even acted in movies very much recently."
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, i haven't seen my qi yanyan for several months! , we are afraid that Qi Yanyan will forget us fans who are waiting to be fed and waiting in the pit."
"However, recently there is a variety show called "The Smell of Fireworks in the World". It is said that Qi Yan will also participate!"
"Those marketing accounts broke the news randomly, don't you know? This show is produced by Qi Yan's agency, use Qi Yan as a gimmick, come and pay attention!"
"Oh, yes."
Hearing this, Yan An's originally raised heart finally slowly fell.
"The Smell of Fireworks" was the variety show she was auditioning for. If her handsome ex-husband wanted to participate, she would have to think about it.
Yan Yu was afraid that the other party would rob him of the milk doll. In the past, whether she read the scripts or the novels and TV dramas she watched in this world, it often happened that father and mother robbed their children.
Although Qi Yan didn't know that she was pregnant, if she got in touch with her a lot, her identity and that of the child might be leaked. He is a potential hidden danger who will **** children, so he can naturally stay away from him.
"Anyway, Qi Yan is really handsome! There is no doubt that he is the most handsome in the world!"
"Of course there is no doubt. Have you read the inventory posts in the forum? All the posts put Qi Yan at the first place, and they are far away from the second place!"
Hearing this, Yan Eucalyptus didn't react much. Because she also felt the same way. After transmigrating to this world three years ago, the reason why she married Qi Yanshan so quickly and became pregnant was because he perfectly met her requirements for the child's father - good-looking.
However, the two children who were obediently in their pockets couldn't sit still.
The most handsome in the world?
Mom used to say their dad was the most handsome.
Yan Mengmeng couldn't help but quietly moved it from her pocket, revealing a yellow-orange head, and wanted to float up to the screen of the mobile phone that the girl was holding, to see the true face of the most handsome father, Lushan.
Because I was so excited, the whole lemon trembled a little.
In the right pocket, the kid Yan Kuku also slowly turned over, planning to follow his brother to have a look. He also wanted to know what his father looked like.
As soon as the child moved, Yan An immediately realized it. She quickly pressed the two babies who were about to move, pressed the lemon and bitter gourd back into her pocket, and then looked around nervously.
No one found anything out of the ordinary.
She breathed a sigh of relief, and when the subway arrived at the station, she quickly packed her things and got off the subway.
In an empty corner, Yan An faced the wall, lowered his head and scolded the two children who were obediently huddled in his pockets in a low voice: "What's the matter with you? Didn't your mother tell you that you can't appear humanoid or move after going out?" You will be discovered like this. Once you are discovered, you will be cut into lemon slices, dried in the sun, and soaked in water for people to drink! It will be even worse if you say bitter melon, you will be washed and cut into slices. Then throw it into the boiling oil pan and fry it, and they will add salt, seasoning and pepper for you!"
Lemon and Bitter Gourd flinched when they heard this.
after awhile.
Yan Mengmeng's pitiful voice sounded, softly: "Mom, I'm sorry, my brother and I didn't do it on purpose. We just want to see what Dad looks like."
Yan Yu was taken aback for a moment: "Dad?"
Yan Mengmeng said aggrievedly: "Well, Mom said Dad is the most handsome, but just now my sisters were talking about the most handsome person. Is that the most handsome person, Dad?"
Yan An coughed lightly, with a stern baby face, almond eyes blinking, a little guilty, but of course the children couldn't tell: "No!"
Yan Kuku asked subconsciously, "Ah? Isn't it?"
Yan Yu: "Of course not, Mom lied to you. Copper money plant reproduces asexually, you don't have a father, only a mother!"
The bitter gourd in the right pocket suddenly fell down limply, looking abnormally listless, with bitterness in his heart and mouth.
The lemon in the left pocket rolled around in the pocket, and then stopped moving, feeling sour in my heart.
Other children have mothers and fathers. On weekends, parents will take them to the amusement park together.
But they didn't.
As a lemon essence (bitter melon essence) who has practiced for three years in the enchantment deep in the alley, Yan Mengmeng (Yan Kuku) is so sour (bitter) for the first time in three years.
He is a lemon essence (bitter melon essence) woo woo woo woo without a dad.
The sour smell spread out together with the bitter taste, and Yan Yu couldn't help but sneezed.
She immediately said: "Mengmeng, cool, it's mom who lied to you. Mom apologizes to you, as compensation, after the audition, I'll buy you a lollipop, okay?"
One child is sour and the other is bitter, but his favorite is sugar, which cures all diseases.
Sure enough, the sour and bitter taste pervading the words disappeared immediately.
Yan Mengmeng excitedly said, "Mom, I want orange flavor!"
Yan Kuku was excited: "Mom, I want strawberry flavor!"
Yan Yu: "Okay."
After comforting the two children, Yan An put them into the bag with their consent, and then walked into the building of Kangheng Entertainment Company.
The building is taller than the surrounding tall buildings. Standing down and looking up, there is always an illusion that the top of the building is soaring into the sky.
Kangheng is the best entertainment company with the most powerful team and the hottest artists.
However, two years ago, Kang Heng encountered a major shock. The original founder and boss were arrested and sentenced to life imprisonment.
And the position of the company's CEO was taken over by an unknown person.
During that time, Kang Heng was bad-mouthed on the Internet, but Kang Heng's momentum was stronger than before. Up to now, no company in the entertainment industry can compete with Kang Heng.
Not only that, Kang Heng, who was originally limited to the entertainment industry, has also developed into other industries, his power has gradually expanded, and his decision-making is precise and cruel, to the point where it makes people's backs shudder.
Therefore, many people are impressed by the plain old middle-aged president.
In short, people who are in the entertainment industry want to sharpen their heads and join this company. After all, leaning against a big tree is good for enjoying the shade. If it is reused, the resource endorsement hot search one-stop service, just wait for the money to be collected! How cool!
Her handsome ex-husband is also an artist of this company.
But this company is very big, Yan An is not afraid of meeting old people, so he asked the lady at the front desk, and after the other party pointed her to the floor, she immediately killed her.
Because of Liang Baiyu's back door, Yan Yu, who was only here to go through the motions, was 100% able to be selected, not nervous at all.
The audition for TV dramas and movies requires acting skills, but the audition for variety shows only asks a few questions.
Audition Officer No. 1: "Miss Yan Yu, why do you want to participate in our variety show?"
Yan Yu answered seriously: "Because I want to make money."
The other party: "Puff."
Auditor No. 2: "Then can you cook?"
Yan Yu was silent, lowered his head and said softly: "No..."
They only need to drink water and bask in the sun, and they don't cook. And she doesn't like human food, think the taste is too strange for her, it's hard to eat. But is this a deduction item? Before the show is recorded, does she need to learn cooking skills to prepare?
The other party nodded: "Very good."
Yan Yu: "Aha?"
Auditor No. 3: "Can you do farm work like catching chickens, catching fish and feeding pigs?"
Yan Yu: "I will! I am super good at catching chickens, catching fish and feeding pigs! Really!"
As she spoke, she straightened her back.
I think when she was in the world of cultivating immortals, not long after she became a human, she was playful. She caught and released the fish in the lake, released and caught again, and finally the fish simply lay flat and did not move. It's the same with catching chickens, but it's even easier to feed pigs. Don't pigs eat everything?
Her facial expressions are too colorful, with a 'trust me, really' emoji.
Auditor No. 3 couldn't help but smile, and nodded in satisfaction.
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At the end of the question, the audition officers inside basically smiled and looked at her very kindly.
Yan Yu could feel everyone's love for her, and immediately felt that her pigeon friend was really honoring her.
The other party smiled and told her to go back and wait for the notification.
Yan Yu happily waved his hand and left the audition room bouncing around.
After the elevator door opened, she walked in quickly and went downstairs.
She didn't realize that in a conference room opposite, her ex-husband came out wearing a peaked cap and happened to see her.