Chapter 101: Just to see her make a fool of myself
Why the **** are you suddenly so nasty? ! Jiang Ru got goosebumps all over her body, and said angrily: "I'm going to be cheated to death by you, I'm not lucky at all!! What kind of fate is this called?!"
The vines tightened violently again.
After repeating this several times, Jiang Ru finally came to his senses, and said in surprise: "Xiao Yanzhi, this vine seems to like listening to people talk about love! Say something more!"
The corners of Xiao Yanzhi's mouth curled upwards, but immediately leveled off again, this smile was so fast that no one could notice it. He said with a bitter face: "Where did I say love words? I just said those words from the bottom of my heart. Now you insist on making me say them deliberately, but I don't know what to do."
nonsense! You are obviously the love talker in the book, okay? ! Jiang Ru is very angry, but now is not the time to be angry, she recalled the romance jokes she had read, and tried to say: "Xiao Lang, do you know? When I saw you for the first time, I seemed to see the whole world .”
However, the vines did not loosen, they were still so tightly wrapped around her. It's **** unscientific! What she said was so nasty! Did she guess wrong? This vine actually doesn't like listening to love stories? !
"Ah Ru, why don't you adjust your tone and eyes?" Xiao Yanzhi said persuasively, "You were just like reciting lines, too emotionless."
Is it like this? Jiang Ru was in a daze, but now she can only treat a dead horse as a living horse doctor. She closed her eyes and brewed her feelings, then slowly opened them to look at Xiao Yanzhi, and said in the most affectionate tone possible: "Xiao Lang, Every time I look into your eyes, it's like seeing the vastness of the Milky Way."
"Me too." Xiao Yanzhi said softly.
The vine suddenly loosened a lot! !
Jiang Ru was ecstatic, and continued to work hard: "After meeting you, I realized that I no longer have the strength to love another person!!"
"Me too." Xiao Yanzhi smiled slightly.
However, the vines only loosened up a little this time!
Jiang Ru was depressed: "What's going on?"
Xiao Yanzhi reminded: "The more nasty the lines, the better, and the more exaggerated the expressions, the better. This vine seems to be so superficial, and I like the love words that are boring to death."
The corners of Jiang Ru's mouth twitched, but there was nothing he could do. After saying all the love words he had accumulated over the past ten years, the vines finally receded!
She was entangled too hard just now, her waist was hurt a bit, and when she fell down the slope, her buttocks were also hit by small stones. Jiang Ru limped with her waist supported, her movements were really funny.
Xiao Yanzhi followed her, and said with a smile: "Sure enough, the infatuation vine is the infatuation vine. As long as you say enough love words, it will let people go, and it doesn't care whether it is true or false."
Jiang Ru was stunned, turned back to look at the other party, and said half-believingly: "Did you know from the beginning that those blood-red vines are infatuation vines?!"
Xiao Yanzhi smiled awkwardly, and said leisurely: "Jin Chongzhi grows in places where corpses are everywhere, and where there are Jin Chongzhi, there will be infatuation vines. Isn't this common sense for martial arts practitioners?"
Go to your common sense! This is simply cold knowledge, okay? ! Jiang Ru became angry, and asked, "You just wanted to see me make a fool of yourself, didn't you?!" If you told her that it was the infatuation vine, she wouldn't have to struggle so long!