Chapter 340: childish man
Duan Lingyu and He Lantong also came to their senses and rushed over to help.
"I will carry Jiang Ru, and you will carry Li Ergou."
"No! I will carry Jiang Ru, but you will carry Li Erlang!"
"Why? I was the one who came next to Jiang Ru first!"
"Oh! I was the one who grabbed Jiang Rushou first!"
The two young men argued endlessly, and the smell of gunpowder was extremely strong.
The corners of Li Yaoche's lips curled up into a sneer, watching from the sidelines - quarrel, quarrel, it's best to fight, kill one by one, let's see who dares to covet his Ru'er!
"Stop arguing, all of you." Xue Rong felt sour, she also wanted to carry Xiao Ru! It's a pity that with Li Silang now, he can't kiss me and my fiancee!
If she couldn't touch it herself, how could she tolerate it from others? But now Xiaoru is clearly physically exhausted and can't walk steadily, so she can only reluctantly let these stinky men carry her fiancee!
Xue Rong suggested sourly: "Let's decide by guessing punches. If you win, you will carry Xiaoru, and if you lose, you will carry Li Erlang!"
"Okay!" Duan Lingyu and He Lantong said in unison.
Jiang Ru covered her face, don't you want to be so childish! !
Two people guess the boxing game, and adopt the system of two out of three rounds.
"Rock paper scissors!"
"Rock paper scissors!"
…
"Ha, I won!" He Lantong said proudly.
"You're cheating!" Duan Lingyu said angrily, "You were slow in the last round!"
"Smearing your opponent if you can't afford to lose, isn't that what you call cheating?!" He Lantong sneered.
So childish! The two big bosses who will become all-powerful in the future are actually arguing over a trivial matter, just like little friends arguing over toys in kindergarten! Jiang Ru really couldn't stand it anymore, and said quietly: "Duan Xibei's shot was slow in the first round, and He Lantong's shot was slow in the third round. Both of you cheated once each, so it's even. After counting the three rounds, it is indeed He Lantong wins, so let him carry me."
He Lantong was overjoyed, and happily carried the Jiang family's heir, and thought happily: Huh, he knew that Jiang Ru treated him very differently, and even this kind of thing is fair on the surface, but it is actually biased towards him.
Duan Lingyu turned his back on Li Yaoche with a dark face, and the more he looked at He Lantong's embarrassing face, the more angry he became: "He Lanzhu, you just cheated to win! What kind of skill is that?!"
"Heh, aren't we the same? If you laugh at fifty steps and laugh at one hundred steps, you don't even blush Duan Smelly Pig." He Lantong smiled arrogantly, "Besides, I cheated and won anyway, unlike some Man, even if you cheat, you still lose. Tsk tsk, this is really a loss of face..."
"Shut up!" Duan Lingyu blushed with anger, "You weaklings in Chang'an know how to play tricks!"
He Lantong sneered and said, "I'm not as skilled as others, and my eloquence is also very bad, so I call them weak chickens? Then what do you call this group of illiterate soldiers in the Northwest? Northwest bears?"
Li Yaoche closed his eyes and rested his mind, with a subtle expression of gloating on his face - he knew that these two people would not be satisfied with the result of the boxing game, so let's continue arguing. I didn't fight just now, should I fight now? It's best to fight with both losers, so that his skill will be in the absolute leading position, and worry about Ru'er, isn't he alone?
"Stop arguing! Hurry up! The Turkic thieves will catch up soon!" Yu Wenguang said angrily and sourly.
He is a majestic emperor of the Zhou Dynasty, but there is no one to carry him! !
However, Li Xuanze fell into a coma, and Li Yaoche and Jiang Ru were indeed physically exhausted. These three people really needed help—this was so Yu Wenguang couldn't even tell someone to carry him! Don't mention how depressed you are!