Chapter 385: Is the minister's head delicious?
Chapter 385 Is the servant's head delicious?
The two little figures carved from tofu are the miniature versions of her and Xiao Moran!
The little figures carved from tofu are lifelike and lifelike. Every expression is carved exactly like a real person.
He glanced at Xiao Moran suspiciously. Unexpectedly, his carving skills are quite good. If he ran out of money in the future, he could carve some dolls and sell them.
Of course, the above is pure fantasy. How could a noble monarch of a country be able to make money by carving dolls. Besides, even if she was willing, according to Xiao Moran's temperament, she would definitely not be willing.
"Your Majesty, how do you see the servants doing? One you, one me, I have you, and you have me..." He said, with a look of intoxication on his face.
Jun Li couldn't help shaking his body, turned his face away, ignoring the obsession and intoxication on his face.
Fortunately, Xiao Moran was not intoxicated for long, and after a while, he smiled and said to Junli, "Your Majesty, let's have dinner."
Jun Li nodded, but saw him pick up a pair of silver chopsticks, and looked at the two tofu figurines on the plate, with a hint of hesitation on his face.
"Your Majesty, tell me, should I eat the minister first, or eat you first?" He looked puzzled.
Junli's lips twitched, let's eat him first!
Xiao Moran lowered his head and thought for a while, seeing that Junli didn't answer or ask. Instead, he picked up the silver chopsticks and ruthlessly pointed at himself...his head of the miniature tofu puppet.
The head just broke away from the body, and was caught in the chopsticks by him.
Handing the head to Junli's mouth, Xiao Moran grinned, "Your Majesty, I'll give you the servant's head.
Hearing this, Junli lost his appetite.
"Eat it yourself." Without the slightest hesitation, he pushed the head off the chopsticks.
Seeing this, Xiao Moran's red lips puckered, and his eyes were full of resentment, and he glanced at Junli.
The corner of Jun Li's mouth twitched, and there was a hint of helplessness and sigh in his voice, "Bring it here, I will eat it—your head is enough." After saying this, Jun Li lowered his eyes, not looking at Xiao Moran.
Xiao Moran was so excited, the silver chopsticks in his hand flew, and the head made of tofu like white jade was delivered to Junli's mouth.
Junli opened his mouth, and swallowed the tofu version of the ink-dyed head in a daze, unable to taste the taste.
"Your Majesty, how does the servant's head taste?" Before swallowing the head, Xiao Moran stared at Junli with bright eyes.
The unswallowed tofu remained in his mouth, Jun Li forgot to swallow, and just looked at him in a daze.
After a while, seeing that Junli didn't answer, Xiao Moran couldn't help pouting his lips, hugged Junli's arm and said affectionately, "Your Majesty, tell me quickly, how does the servant's head taste like?"
Gudong!
Swallowing sound.
Jun Li looked at Xiao Moran, momentarily at a loss for words, not knowing how to speak.
"Your Majesty..." Xiao Moran blinked, looking very pitiful.
Junli had no choice but to recall the taste of tofu just now, and commented very pertinently, "Well, your head... tastes pretty good."
Hearing this, Xiao Moran showed a hint of surprise on his face, grinning slightly, picked up the silver chopsticks, and stretched out his claws at Junli's tofu man on the plate.
Seeing this, before Junli could stop it, Xiao Moran smashed the silver chopsticks in his hand and grabbed Junli's head off.
The head and body are separated in an instant, it is really clean and neat, and it is not sloppy at all.
Jun Li looked at his own head in front of him dully, unable to speak no matter what.
"Your Majesty, eat quickly. If you don't eat, your head will be cold." Xiao Moran blinked and smiled very charmingly.
Her head...
Junli was speechless, unable to speak for a while.
"Your Majesty, what's the matter?" Xiao Moran was puzzled, looking at the tofu head between the silver chopsticks, he couldn't help but feel aggrieved.
Doesn't His Majesty like it?
Looked at Junli depressedly, Xiao Moran withdrew his hand, and spoke in a low voice, with endless grievances in his voice, "Your Majesty, don't you like it?"
After speaking, before Junli could answer, she parted her red lips slightly, and put Tofu Junli's head into her mouth.
Jun Li swallowed, watched him chew a few times, her Adam's apple moved, her head... oh no, Xiao Moran ate her tofu head just like that.
"If you don't eat it, the servant will come and eat it." Xiao Moran snorted angrily, and murmured, "Anyway, you ate the head of the servant, and the servant ate yours, so it's a courtesy."
Junli has not spoken for a long time, what kind of speech is this?
Looked at Junli, then looked at the bodies of the two people on the plate, picked up Junli's body, put it in his mouth, and swallowed it in a few strokes.
Jun Li looked ashamed, his appearance, how could he not eat her body made of tofu, but her body!
Looking at the only tofu version of Xiao Moran's body left on the plate, Junli was silent, picked up the chopsticks silently, picked up the remaining Xiao Moran's tofu body, without looking at it, and stuffed it directly into his mouth.
Seeing this, Xiao Moran, who was originally aggrieved, turned from cloudy to clear in an instant, and a charming smile appeared on his flirtatious face, "Your Majesty, is the servant delicious?"
Junli did not answer and asked, "Is the body of the emperor delicious?"
Xiao Moran nodded without hesitation, "Of course it's delicious, my emperor, you are more delicious than anything else."
Junli is speechless, thinking that the generation gap between her and Xiao Moran is too big, so they can't communicate at all!
"Your Majesty, you haven't answered the servant yet. Is the servant's body delicious?" Xiao Moran chuckled lightly, and cast a wink at Junli.
Jun Li coughed lightly, and replied, "Of course...it's delicious."
Jun Li felt that what he said was against his will.
"Really?" Xiao Moran's eyes lit up, but he didn't care, and his beautiful eyes blinked lightly, with an indescribably enchanting charm.
Jun Li nodded, looking at Xiao Moran, always felt that there was something in his words.
Sure enough, Xiao Moran leaned over in the next moment, twisted his body, and snuggled into Junli's arms.
"Your Majesty, is the servant's body really delicious?" Xiao Moran chuckled, with a hint of weirdness in his smile.
Jun Li frowned, thought for a while, and felt that Xiao Moran's motives were impure. Thinking this way, out of the corner of his eyes, he suddenly caught sight of the ambiguous smile on the corner of Xiao Moran's mouth in his arms. When he rolled his eyes, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, as if he understood the meaning of Xiao Moran's words.
The corners of his lips twitched slightly, and he smiled wickedly, "It's delicious." Jun Li smiled meaningfully, glanced at him, paused in his voice, and continued, "It's the best food I've ever eaten. ."Tofu!
Hearing this, Xiao Moran's eyes were delighted, and he quickly stretched out his hands, slowly wrapped his arms around Junli's waist, leaned his head on Junli's arms, and said softly, "Then, Your Majesty, I will give myself to you ...would you like to eat it?"
(end of this chapter)