Chapter 529: The world is full of perverts
"Still pretending?" He Lantong pinched Jiang Ru's jaw, and said with a fake smile, "The 'Chicheng' on your body has already stretched out its head to greet me!"
Jiang Ru was inexplicably astonished, and when she lowered her head, she saw a little crimson snake with a triangular head protruding from the wide belt, sticking out its tongue cheerfully towards He Lantong.
Jiang Ru was embarrassed.
This Chicheng is as perverted as its original owner, He Lantong, who sticks to her every day. In the beginning, even the perverted little red snake had to bathe with her when she took a bath!
After being dealt with several times by her, the perverted snake finally calmed down and stopped entering the water with her. But! The perverted Chicheng was actually hovering on the beam of the house, looking down at her while taking a bath.
Ahhh!
Jiang Ru was so frenzied that she cleaned up the perverted, good-natured little red snake again. But the country is easy to change, but the nature is hard to change, and Chicheng still goes its own way.
So in the end, whenever Jiang Ru took a bath, she would just shrink the perverted little snake into the box.
You can escape the bath, but you can't escape the daily life.
Chicheng is so sticky to her on weekdays that he insists on hiding in her clothes.
Jiang Ru once wondered if Chicheng's mating season had come, and she worked so hard to find a handsome female snake. Originally, he wanted to help Chicheng relieve himself, but he didn't expect this perverted red snake to be so terrifying, so he ate that beautiful female snake directly!
Jiang Ru was so frightened that she consulted various snake breeding experts, only to find out that Chicheng is a king snake species, with an extremely ferocious and domineering temperament, and will eat her own kind! A careless mating may swallow the other party and combine them into one!
So far, Jiang Ru has no intention of breeding Chicheng any more. He has a good attitude towards this perverted red snake on weekdays.
"Do you want to consider taking Chicheng back?" Jiang Ru asked expectantly.
He Lantong's eyes were dark, and he asked sinisterly: "Why, do you want to completely cut off the past between you and me?!"
Jiang Ru was terrified, as if there was a dark wind around her back.
At the critical moment, her mind turned quickly, and she finally remembered that in He Lantong's eyes, this perverted red snake was their token of love, and since it was sent, there was absolutely no reason to take it back.
"No..." Jiang Ruqiang explained with a smile, "I, I'm just a little afraid of Chicheng..."
The perverted red snake has a high spirituality and can understand human speech. It nestled in Jiang Ru's belt, looked up at the master, and the snake Xinzi vomited and swallowed, strongly expressing his inner grievances.
Why be afraid of it? It is very obedient, gentle, kind and amiable, okay? As a king snake, it doesn't even flaunt around and let its nature release poison, okay? ! A snake that knows restraint and morality like it is rare in a hundred years, and it is rare in ten thousand years, okay? !
"Afraid?" He Lantong gently touched Chicheng's head, and said with a smile, "I think you are guilty. You just made a vow with me on the front foot, and then you and Li Erlang turned up and down with each other on the back foot. I haven't seen you for two years. It turns out that you are hiding from birth." The child is gone."
Jiang Ru was so embarrassed, she said awkwardly: "Actually..."
Without waiting for her to continue, He Lantong continued sternly: "Actually, you have always liked Li Erlang the most. Two years ago in the Battle of Hulao Pass, you had a fling with him, and then deliberately disappeared and wiped out the entire city." give it to him.
"Then, you released the news of your birth and death, and re-fabricated an identity for yourself. After the limelight is over, you will return to the Jiang family and marry Li Yaoche with your two children!
"Heh, for Li Yaoche, you really did everything you can, and you have a good plan!"