Chapter 102: One hundred and two salted fish

Chapter 102: One hundred and two salted fish

[Can the person upstairs stop panting like Xi Jing? 】

[What exactly is it, you should say it. 】

[Okay, okay, let me tell you the following, everyone listen to me. 】

【Brothers, is there a possibility that that thing is—】

[Xiao Huang! 】

Xiao Huang? It seems that it is not impossible!

Very good, if this netizen didn't talk about it, he would use it, but if he said it, he would arouse the curiosity of the audience in the live broadcast room.

Recently, Xiaohuang's screen frequency is really high. Netizens have only heard of its legend, but it is a pity that they have no chance to see its true face in Lushan.

Except for the two parties involved, none of the netizens can be sure what Xiao Huang is.

So, this time, can they finally know the answer?

[Hurry up and drop! 】

[Fall out, fall out! 】

[Fall out +1]

The words "fall out" flashed across the screen.

Some guests even subconsciously set their eyes on the actor's trouser pocket.

But because the trouser pockets are relatively close to each other, the expressions of the guests all look a little greasy.

It's like biting a crotch cat.

【Laughing to death, Lu Jingdu turned his back on it. 】

[Why are all these guests so unpretentious? 】

[This kind of look, even the actor can't bear it. 】

[Why are these guests so gossip? However, I like it, hehe. 】

The eyes of the enthusiastic and gossipy guests lit up, they just wanted to find out the truth about Xiao Huang.

As a man, Xu Yiyin has some ideas. He really wanted to find out directly, but it was a pity that he really didn't dare to provoke Lu Jingdu at will. So the idea of ​​getting started directly can only be thought about.

Seeing the eyes of the guests, the director coughed heavily, "Restrain yourself."

This look made him feel greasy.

Because of Xiao Huang's hook, at the beginning of the basketball match, the guests all stared at Lu Jingdu's pocket. Before the director asked them to restrain themselves, they wanted to, but they couldn't control their eyes.

[The quality of the actor's pants is so good that there are no holes in the pockets. If there is a hole, things can fall out. 】

[It's been several minutes since the match, but Xiao Huang hasn't shown up yet? 】

[I'm really curious to death! 】

Five minutes into the basketball match, most of the guests were a little absent-minded.

What is winning or losing? Is it important to eat melons?

When Ning Xiaoyu was about to go up to grab the ball, the love system angrily released a love task.

[Girl, they are all staring at the actor's pants pocket! It's okay to take a few glances and get addicted to your eyes, but five minutes have passed, and they still want to take a look from time to time! They're not finished yet! Actually want to grab benefits from you! At this point, you can—

A: Of course it is to help the actor out of the siege.

B: Tell them, if you keep watching, you will be angry!

C: Tell them the answer directly! 】

Ning Xiaoyu's eyes stayed on option C for a while, and after a few seconds, she slowly looked away.

The way to eliminate other people's curiosity is naturally to make the secret no longer a secret.

It is indeed a way to say the answer directly.

Under the expectant eyes of the love system, Ning Xiaoyu backhandedly chose an A.

In the next second, millions of people in the live broadcast room, plus a dozen guests on the field, heard her say plainly, "Xiao Huang is what he needs when he provides some kind of service."

Love system: [? ? ? 】

Love system, [! ! 】

Needed when providing some kind of service! Nothing wrong!

But this kind of service is in the future tense, not the present tense.

After all, the actor has not provided that kind of service yet.

Girl, you are really brave!

Hearing Ning Xiaoyu's words, Lu Jingdu answered slowly, "She missed two words. It should be used when 'providing her' with some kind of service."

Love system, [Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! It's too sweet, it's too sweet, it's really sweet to death! 】

Because of the previous "wake-up service", the thinking of many guests and audiences was led astray.

What "little yellow" is needed for a wake-up call?

Could it be an alarm clock?

Or chili water?

No, no, pepper water is impossible, this way of waking up is too rough.

After hearing this explanation, a small number of guests became less interested.

Xu Yiyin gave Ning Xiaoyu a deep look, he was not easily fooled, the wake-up service doesn't need anything, unless it's that kind of service. Besides him, several other guests also understood at once.

I see.

Damn, I was forced to take a mouthful of dog food.

Really have them!

After knowing the answer, they did not continue to stare at Lu Jingdu's pocket.

If you continue to stare, you will be rude.

But why do they call that one Xiao Huang?

[Why do I think the guests already know the answer? 】

[What the **** is Xiao Huang? This is a romance variety show, not a deciphered variety show, so can you stop entertaining the audience? 】

[Provide some kind of service, what else can you say? Xiaoyu has made it very clear! 】

[Isn't it a wake-up call? What does a wake-up call entail? 】

[It was called a wake-up call before! Is there anything I missed? 】

[Some children are really too naive. 】

[Shh, let's see through but not tell. 】

If the love system had fingers, it would probably give thumbs up at this time.

[Girl, as expected of you! 】

The answer is that you can attack when you advance, and you can defend when you retreat.

She seemed to say something, but she didn't seem to say anything.

In short, everything is just someone else's guesswork.

If half of the guests guessed the answer, then the other half of the guests were still in the dark.

The guests who did not guess the answer were obsessed with finding the answer.

Grabbing the ball, running, and feinting, they just want Lu Jingdu to move more and more.

With the convenience of fake movements, the male guest who imitated the orangutan kept looking for a sense of presence in front of Lu Jingdu.

finally…

Live up to expectations.

The interlayer of Lu Jingdu's pocket... was broken.

broken…

After all, the trousers worth several thousand can't resist the staring eyes of the guests.

In the next second, with the crisp sound of the key falling to the ground, a box of little yellows also fell.

Love system: oh well.

Guests present: oh well.

After a few seconds of silence, the barrage in the live broadcast room seemed crazy.

[The legendary Xiao Huang finally showed up! 】

【Ah, ah, I finally know what Xiao Huang is! 】

[It's not easy, I'm so moved that I want to cry. Thanks to the live broadcast room, this time I am satisfied with eating melons! 】

[So you are such an actor! 】

【So you are such an actor +1】

【+2】

…

When the audience in the live broadcast room wanted to jump up excitedly, Lu Jingdu picked up the thing calmly and put it into another pocket.

The love system giggled wildly, [Very well, girl, now everyone knows that the film king is plotting against you! 】

At this time, Xi Jing boldly said, "Mr. Lu, can I ask why it is called Xiao Huang?"

Lu Jingdu's expression was calm, "Its brand is called Xiaohuang."

I see!

Everyone suddenly realized!

After all, they know too little!

After discovering Xiao Huang's secret, the guests didn't want to play basketball match.

Facts have proved that there is no distinction between men and women, age groups, and occupations when eating melons.

They just want to crack sugar now!

The basketball match was finally over, and the guests didn't care about winning or losing.

Their eyes seemed to be on Lu Jingdu and Ning Xiaoyu.

It's a pity that the hero and heroine who have just experienced the "Little Yellow Falling" incident are calmer and calmer than the other.

In short, it is four words: big and generous.

If it were an ordinary person, it would be a little embarrassing not to mention the death of the society at this time.

It's a pity that the faces of the two parties didn't even have any extra expressions.

What else can they say?

Only they can say that they are worthy of being the film king and salted fish king! Ordinary people really can't compare!

After the morning activities, the guests prepared to go back to their rooms to take a shower in groups.

Because Ning Xiaoyu had been listening to the nagging of the dating system, he walked back a little slower.

The love system sweetly said, [Girl, since Xiao Huang showed up, the Internet has been blown up! 】

When netizens discovered that the abstinence and indifference film king had added the attribute of "Teddy" when he met the salted fish king, and after carrying Xiao Huang with him, they really kowtowed.

Ning Xiaoyu: Oh.

The voice of the love system is almost broken, [Girl, the little yellow on a certain treasure is almost sold out! Netizens want to use the same style as you and the actor! 】

Ning Xiaoyu: Oh.

Along the way, the love system was basically talking, and Ning Xiaoyu would simply reply each time. Finally, she reached the door of the room, and after she swiped her card to enter, she unexpectedly saw Lu Jingdu in her room.

It's not unusual for him to appear here, after all, he has the key.

But she didn't expect that Lu Jingdu didn't go back to his own room, but came to her room.

Ning Xiaoyu looked at him suspiciously.

Lu Jingdu leaned against the wall in a relaxed posture, "I'm here to provide some kind of service."

The love system, [Ahhhhhhh! 】

Ning Xiaoyu didn't expect to hear this answer. She thought for a while and asked, "Do I need Xiao Huang?"

Lu Jingdu was once again stunned by Ning Xiaoyu's straightforwardness.

He laughed twice, "It depends on whether you want to use Xiao Huang. I can do it here."

Love system, [Girl, it's time like this, a true warrior will naturally want to answer! think! Especially think about it! 】

Ning Xiaoyu didn't bother to talk about the dating system, so she paused for two seconds and asked, "What if I say I don't want to use Xiao Huang?"

Lu Jingdu was as kind as he said, "Then I'll massage your legs."

The love system screamed frantically.

[Why is the actor so careful! He considers that your legs will be sore the next day after you have not done strenuous exercise for a long time, so he made a special trip to give you a massage! 】

Ning Xiaoyu was also surprised by this answer, she thought for a while and said, "Actually, it doesn't need to be so troublesome."

"The next day my legs will be sore and it will be uncomfortable to walk."

"That…"

At this time, someone knocked on Ning Xiaoyu's door suddenly.

"Mr. Ning, are you there, Mr. Ning?"

It seemed to be Xi Jing's voice.

Ning Xiaoyu walked over and opened the door.

Xi Jing at the door was wearing pajamas. Seeing her open the door, Xi Jing said quickly, "Mr. Ning, my shower gel leaked. I didn't notice it before. When I want to use it now, it has leaked. Do you have extra?"

Ning Xiaoyu nodded, she didn't ask Xi Jing why she didn't ask the show crew for body lotion, but went to her directly. It just so happens that she has extra body wash on hand, so it doesn't matter if you give it to the other party.

When she turned around to get the shower gel, Xi Jing unexpectedly found that there was such a big actor in her room!

Xi Jing subconsciously blurted out, "Mr. Lu, why are you here again?"

And the use of this word is very spiritual.

Xi Jing scratched her head and joked, "Are you here to provide some kind of service?"

Lu Jingdu hummed.

After getting the expected answer, Xi Jing was surprised, excited, and puzzled.

As expected of an actor, he behaved generously.

Indeed, love between men and women is a matter of course, there is no need to hide it.

Moreover, the film king was so calm in the big scene just now, let alone this small scene now?

However, the director said that they would gather for the next event in half an hour.

Ten minutes had passed since the half-hour time limit.

So, twenty minutes, is it enough...?

This…

Will it be...

Just when Xi Jing was full of drama, Ning Xiaoyu came over with a brand new bottle of body wash, "I only have this kind here."

Xi Jing hurriedly took it and said, "It's okay, I like this one very much." After finishing speaking, she pursed her lips and was about to turn around and leave.

Just as she was about to walk out of the room, Lu Jingdu said to Ning Xiaoyu, "Xiaoyu come here quickly, time is running out."

Ning Xiaoyu hummed, "Massaging one leg for two minutes is enough."

Salted Fish King is not greedy at all, just massage it casually.

Xi Jing, who keenly caught the key words, stopped subconsciously.

what?

She turned around in surprise and asked, "Massage...legs?"

Ning Xiaoyu gave her a strange look, "Well, what's wrong?"

Xi Jing quickly waved her hands, "It's nothing." She saw Ning Xiaoyu sitting on the sofa, revealing her two fair calves, while Lu Jingdu smeared essential oil on her hands, looking like she was going to massage her calves look.

Blame her, blame her all.

It is her own thinking that has problems.

Ever since she witnessed the scene where Xiao Huang fell, she couldn't stop eating candy until she couldn't stop, her mind was full of hehehe.

Just now, she caught a sharp glimpse of Xiao Huang's outer plastic seal is still there.

It seems that Xiao Huang has not completed its mission.

The only blame is that the program team is not human, and the rest time given is too little!