Chapter 232: almost stepped into a patty
Chapter 232 Almost Stepping into Meatloaf
Yang Lan'er came back to her senses a little, and was about to go back, when she felt a slight pain in her wrist, and then a force pulled her away.
"Lady, let's go back to the boat."
"What happened?" Then Yang Lan'er looked back.
Depend on! Come on!
The herd of cows in front of them ran back in fright again. This is the rhythm of preparing to step the couple into meatloaf!
Tan Anjun dragged his little wife and the two of them towards the small river with the wind blowing under their feet.
Yang Lan'er glanced back at the bison that was getting closer, oops! I go! These wild bulls with red eyes and lowered heads are chasing this way, are they being chased by matadors?
"Ma'am, should I hold you?" Tan Anjun said distressedly as he looked at his little wife, who was short and short-legged, and her steps were almost gone.
"No need." Yang Lan'er stared at her feet, panting slightly and refused.
"Oops! Groove!" A snake's head popped out of the grass in front of it. Due to inertia, it is too late to turn. Maybe a person's body potential is unlimited at the critical moment of life and death.
Yang Lan'er said it was too late and then quickly, and kicked it with her toes, hitting the snake seven inches in the middle, and kicked a long snake a few meters away.
Tan Anjun froze for a moment, ran a few steps quickly, picked up his wife and put her into the boat, pushed the boat away from the shore with all his strength, and then climbed into the boat from the water and lay on his back panting heavily.
Yang Lan'er propped up the bamboo pole to make the boat farther away from the shore, looked at the man lying on the boat with his chest heaving and panting heavily, and said with a half-smile, "Sir, is it exciting?"
"My lady, we almost became the first couple in history who were trampled into meatloaf because they wanted to eat beef." Tan Anjun joked to himself while lying on his back.
Yang Lan'er glanced at him, looked up to the valley, the bison were brute force climbing up the steep slope, maybe some bison fell into the trap on the gentle slope, which caused the frightened bison to go back and forth, speechless said : "These bison are really stubborn. There is only one trap on the gentle slope, and they won't run to the side."
"Niu has a stubborn temper!" Tan Anjun sat up slowly, looking at the bison in the valley.
Uh! She was speechless!
Tan Anjun kicked his wet shoes and half of his pants, and changed them when he came back. He took the bamboo pole from his little wife and said with a light smile, "Let's go, the beef is still waiting for us to collect it."
When the couple reached the trap, they saw the fallen cow thumping and trying to climb up.
Tan Anjun approached and took a look in, the corner of his mouth slightly raised: "Lady, two ends are missing, the bottom end should be dead, but this end is jumping on it." It's strange not to die!
"Pick it up quickly and put it in the ring." Yang Lan'er was vigilant about her surroundings and said eagerly.
Tan Anjun nodded, killed the cow, jumped into the trap and put it into the ring, and then let it out for skinning.
After the silly roe deer finished handling the two cows, Yang Lan'er also packed some of them in her own space. The two bison were nearly three thousand catties of beef, which was enough for their family to eat for a while.
Throw all the unwanted internal organs of the bison into the trap, then fill it back with soil, and the couple returned to the boat after packing up.
"My lady, let's try some delicacies with beef at night, what do you think?"
"Okay, but my cooking skills are limited, so don't dislike me." Yang Lan'er declared in advance.
Tan Anjun shook his head: "I don't dislike it, the lady's cooking is delicious."
"Okay, quickly change the wet pants, so as not to catch cold."
(end of this chapter)