Chapter 363: Banquet 2
Chapter 363 Banquet 2
"Ah!" Lai Ruoxian looked at her and blinked, seemingly unintentionally, and asked in surprise: "You still have to add fat, Mrs. Tan, you are really suffering, so does it stink?"
Mrs. Su cursed inwardly countless times, these little ancestors are determined to sing against her today after eating so much?
The others seemed to be indifferent, but in fact they all pricked up their ears to hear Yang Lan'er's answer. They were all waiting to see the joke. The county magistrate's wife specially held a banquet for her. Although it was a small banquet, they were still mad with jealousy.
Yang Lan'er was very speechless. Why did the topic turn back to fertilizing? She secretly thought, since you are curious, my wife will kindly explain it to you.
Don’t be too grateful to her afterwards!
Hee hee hee hee hee hee!
"Come on, Miss, I know that you must have never planted the land. The knowledge of this kind of land is profound. From plowing the ground, sowing, weeding and watering, and finally harvesting, the whole process is just a few minutes. For a period of one month, the hardships in it are beyond human understanding, let’s take the fertilization you just asked about.”
Yang Lan'er glanced at the crowd, saw that they didn't think so, and there was contempt in her eyes, and continued to say indifferently: "There are many sources of fat, such as plants, leaves, etc., which can be fertilized, such as chickens, ducks, pigs, dogs and other poultry and livestock manure, when it comes to Manure, the most fertile and the best is human feces, which is what you pull, after a period of time, it can be poured into the ground after fermenting to produce a unique taste."
All the female relatives present here are all pale with suffocation, with a look of wanting to vomit.
The eldest lady covered her mouth and shook her head: "Mrs. Tan, stop talking..."
Yang Lan'er was happy in her heart, a flash of joy flashed in her eyes, she smirked in her heart, and said sincerely: "How can I not finish, I still have the most important thing to say, now I have to let you understand, the last thing I just said Vegetables are the best for the fattest person, and vegetables that are watered with this kind of manure grow best, especially leafy vegetables and the like. They don't care about the shi hanging on the leaves of the vegetables..."
"Ouch...voo...!"
"Ouch...!"
A gust of wind blows….
After a while, there were only two people and one tiger left in the whole theater, standing in a mess in the wind!
"Xiao Ruo, where are these people? I haven't finished yet!"
The female relatives who ran behind heard that they moved faster.
"Ma'am, they all ran away."
"Really, they are the ones who are curious. I said they were very interested, but they ran away. Xiao Ruo, why do you think people in this city don't know how to respect people?"
"Ma'am, don't worry, we'll wait here, and we'll continue explaining when they come back."
Yang Lan'er: "..." Her little maid also turned bad.
Madam Su took a breath outside, but when she heard this, she retracted the steps she had just taken.
Oh my goodness! This Mrs. Tan's fighting power is too strong!
Looking around, the ladies and ladies who used to be elegant in posture are all defeated at this time, or squatting or bending over by the flowerbed, throwing up regardless of the image.
咱!
The back garden of her house is ruined. From tomorrow onwards, she will not come here for at least a month.
Mrs. Su said to the maid behind her: "You will tell the butler later that the garden area needs to be cleaned carefully. Rinse it with water seven to eighty ninety times, so that there will be no sour smell tomorrow!"
"Yes, ma'am."
Not long after, a little maid came to tell Yang Lan'er, the master and servant, that all the wives and ladies had gone back.
Boring!
The party broke up.
(end of this chapter)