Chapter 1: Zuo Xiaoduo Zuo Xiaonian
Chapter 1 Zuo Xiaoduo Zuo Xiaonian
Star Soul Continent.
Yanwu Empire.
Central Plains, Phoenix.
Qingshui District.
Fengwu Home Community.
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"Dog Da!" a crisp barking.
Zuo Xiaoduo, who was vaguely remembering the dream, slowly focused his scattered eyes, and then covered his head with the quilt depressed.
"Puppy da..." The voice came again, with a long tone and a little cheerfulness, which proved that the owner of the voice was very happy at the moment.
But Zuo Xiaoduo was in a very unhappy mood.
Because the name 'Little Dog Da' is his name. Anyone being called a puppy probably wouldn't be happy.
But now Zuo Xiaoduo can't be angry.
He didn't dare to get angry.
He doesn't know how many names he already has.
Well, that's right, it was my mother who was calling. Dare to be angry?
100% nothing but helplessness.
From the mouths of mom and dad, ever since Zuo Xiaoduo started to remember, he remembered his name like the sand in the vast Yangtze River, the stars in the endless galaxy, so hot.
And what to call it all depends on the mood of mom and dad.
When you’re in a happy mood, you can call me dog, puppy, kitten, little tit, little egg, little kiss...you can call it whatever you think of.
When you are in a normal mood, call Xiaoduo, which is basically very serious.
When you are in a bad mood, especially when you have provoked them, you can have a little bastard, a little bastard, a little bastard, a little melon, a little red guy, a little debt collector, a little heartless... you can have everything.
And it is called in dialects from all over the world.
Zuo Xiaoduo sometimes wonders how knowledgeable his parents are. They know everything in dialects from south to north, east to west, and they are used to scold him...
The title is a barometer of my speculation about my parents' mood.
For example, calling her puppy now, Gou Da, proves that the mother is in a happy mood. Since she is happy, she will not get angry easily, so it doesn't matter if you don't agree to her.
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I have to guess from what name I'm being called if I'm going to get spanked...I'm having a hard time.
Zuo Xiaoduo lay on the bed, sighing silently.
Randomly called dogs, dogs, dogs... that's all. The problem is, Zuo Xiaoduo is also very dissatisfied with his current name!
Xiaoduo?
Listen, is this a magical name?
Not domineering at all!
For example, there is a classmate named Zhao Jianghu! How proud? There is also one named Li Changtian; it sounds awesome!
But my own name is...
And, that day…
Dad drank too much wine and looked happy, so Zuo Xiaoduo boldly asked: Why is my name Xiaoduo? Can you change it to a nicer name?
Dad squinted at him at the time, with disgusted eyes, and said firmly: "No!"
"Why?"
"No reason! Changing the name just won't work!"
"Then why is it called Xiaoduo, can you always say it?"
At that time, Dad snorted, rolled his eyes, and said lightly: "Because of your birth, it is a little unnecessary for me and your mother."
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Small excess = little much? !
Zuo Xiaoduo felt that his heart at that time was like the string of ellipses above.
Do you think my birth destroyed your two-person world?
Am I that redundant?
Which family is unhappy with blood inheritance? Especially since I'm still one with handles. Why is it redundant when you two come here?
At that time, Zuo Xiaoduo asked with tears in his eyes, "Do you all dislike me that much?"
Dad drank a sip of wine, slowly...
Well, here is a special explanation: Xiaoduo's father's temperament is very gentle, elegant and unrestrained, and handsome and upright. He looks like a handsome man in troubled times. He has no shortcomings except a little lazy...
Dad said slowly: "I hated it at first, but then your mother found out that since she had you, she actually had an extra fun toy... I found that having a child is quite fun, so I played with it... Slowly, I also I don't dislike it much..."
Toy!
Hearing these two words, Zuo Xiaoduo was hit violently and shut himself up.
You two gave birth to a toy!
My mother plausibly said: Isn’t a child just for playing? Just like the cat raised by your Aunt Li's family, or the dog raised by your Aunt Wang's family; no matter what it is, you have to keep one to play with, right?
You are right.
I was speechless.
That night's talk, that's it.
Zuo Xiaoduo felt that he no longer had any interest in asking anything else, and returned to his room with a traumatized heart.
Zuo Xiaoduo felt that it was all thanks to his big heart.
He felt that he might be too open-minded, and he didn't take such a severe blow to heart, and he still survived heartlessly. And the most amazing thing is that after that night, he himself was relieved—no, to be precise, he was relieved before that night.
Hey, I’m just a toy... a toy, just a toy...
In this world, who is not someone's toy?
But, can you change the name?
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"Dog!"
A loud roar sounded at the door, and my mother pushed the door aggressively: "Didn't you hear me?! Are you deaf?"
Zuo Xiaoduo duang jumped up from the bed all of a sudden, with a flattering face: "I heard it, I heard it, I'm going to go and help you with my mother... come here..."
At the door, there was a tall, slender, beautiful woman who could be called a stunning beauty. This beautiful woman who looked only twenty-seven or eighteen years old was Zuo Xiaoduo's mother.
Birth mother!
When most people see Zuo Mu for the first time, they will inevitably feel admiration and imagination. The beauty in front of them looks so gentle and virtuous.
But only Zuo Xiaoduo knows how terrible and terrifying this gentle and virtuous wife and mother in the eyes of outsiders treats her own son.
Zuo Xiaoduo lived under the shadow of his mother for seventeen years. Now it has developed to the point where when I hear my mother's roar, I stand at attention reflexively.
As soon as that gentle, virtuous and beautiful face straightened up, Zuo Xiaoduo would feel his **** throbbing—because it was accompanied by a delicious meal of fried pork with bamboo shoots.
His subordinates will show no mercy.
Ordinary people’s families are basically strict fathers and loving mothers; but in Zuo Xiaoduo’s family, it just turned around: strict mothers and loving fathers.
A loving father...in fact, it’s not really kind, or it would be more appropriate to say heartless; but strict mother, this is really strict!
Zuo Xiaoduo actually couldn't figure it out. After so many years, there was no trace left on her mother's face.
Still so youthful and beautiful.
Of course, my old man is the same, he looks twenty-six, seventy-seven; anyway, he feels that he is never more than thirty years old. Yushu faces the wind and is elegant and elegant, making people feel good about it just by looking at it, thinking that they are some kind of learned people like literati.
But in fact…
hehe.
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"Help me with work?" The mother's face was full of doubts: "Dog you are so filial?"
Zuo Xiaoduo jumped up like a dog, and pinched his mother's shoulders attentively: "Oh, mother is so tired every day, my son can't bear to see it, I will rub it for you..."
Wu Yuting squinted her eyes, enjoying her son's massage, and said comfortably: "Want money? No! Let me tell you, Zuo Xiaoduo, your pocket money for this month has already been prepaid in advance, and it's even exceeded."
Zuo Xiaoduo stopped immediately, and said in a crying voice: "You are really my own mother... It's too bad, I haven't said anything yet..."
Wu Yuting rolled her eyes, she felt like a young girl, she curled her lips and said, "You came out of my stomach, how can I not know what you think?"
Zuo Xiaoduo was dejected.
"Don't even try to ask your dad!"
Zuo Xiaoduo looks like a concubine in mourning.
"Don't even think about asking for it from your sister Xiaonian! Three hundred Xingyuan coins per month can be exchanged for a whole family in someone else's house for a month. It's good for you, I made an advance payment for this month last month. Zuo Xiaoduo , Tell me yourself, how much did our family spend for your strange dream? How many times have you tossed with you? Do you want to continue to toss?"
Zuo Xiaoduo suddenly felt unloved. begged:
"Mom! I have business! I really have business!"
Wu Yuting sneered: "As a person who can sleep for fourteen hours a day... can he be serious?"
Zuo Xiaoduo covered his heart with tears in his eyes: "Mom, I feel like I've been hurt..."
"As long as you have a heart..."
Wu Yuting flicked Zuo Xiaoduo on the forehead, turned around and left: "Hurry up and help me choose vegetables, your father and your sister Xiao Nian are coming back soon... Your father needs to take a nap after eating, and your sister Xiao Nian is finished eating I'm about to meditate and practice, and I'm ready to hit the Yin-Yang world... It's impossible to rest well at this pass... Hurry up, wait any longer, I'll beat you up!"
Zuo Xiaoduo kept silent... hurriedly followed with his tail between his legs.
"Mom, leave everything alone, I'll take care of everything!"
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While picking vegetables, Zuo Xiaoduo sighed and rolled his eyes wildly.
Is there any way to coax some... er no, some money from my mother? You don’t need much, you only need three thousand, no, two thousand is also okay, if it’s not enough, one thousand and five... is also fine!
Plus my own private money...
Experiment, is this strange dream of mine real, does that world really exist?
Is this really a dream?
I have really been a charlatan in that world for so many years... Uh, a physicist?
"Money...you are the eternal resentment in my heart..."
Three hundred a month is really not enough.
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noon.
The living room is full of dishes.
There was a creak at the door, and a voice said: "It smells so good! It seems that I need to drink something today." Then a middle-aged man in his thirties walked in.
Tall and tall, with sword eyebrows and star eyes, he is handsome and handsome, with black hair like ink; the well-fitting clothes make his figure look like a tree facing the wind; black leather shoes, his face is calm and gentle.
It is Zuo Xiaoduo's father, Zuo Changlu.
I claim to be the long left road of the long road under my feet.
"Xiao Nian hasn't come back yet?"
Zuo Changlu asked a question as a matter of routine, but he knew in his heart that his daughter would come back about a quarter of an hour later than him every day. Everyone's concept of time is extraordinarily accurate, and there are basically no mistakes. If you miss this time, you will basically not come back to eat.
As he spoke, he sat down at the dining table and said with a smile, "Ting'er, I found that thing for Xiao Nian."
Wu Yuting came out wiping her hands, and said in surprise, "You found it? How much did it cost?"
"Little money." Zuo Changlu smiled: "Don't worry about it."
Zuo Xiaoduo's eyes suddenly lit up like light bulbs: money? !
"Oh." Wu Yuting smiled softly: "That's okay, I don't know how happy I am when Xiao Nian comes back."
Zuo Xiaoduo was serving soup in the kitchen, listening with pricked ears, the corners of his mouth pouted: I don’t know if there is any gift from me... If there is mine, it will be converted into money...
"What are you happy about?" A quiet voice came quietly, and there was a light knock at the door, as if changing slippers; then, a girl in a blue dress came in.
Tall and delicate body, about 1.7 meters tall, slightly thinner, but slender and fit, soft long hair, peaceful face, a pair of beautiful eyes like two small crystal clear pools... the whole Human beings are like a lotus flower in clean water, free from worldly dust.
Anyone who sees this girl will suddenly feel this way: This girl is so clean and pure! Then it was suddenly filled with surprise in my heart!
This girl seems to be born with a kind of temperament, so that people who see her can't help but calm down in their hearts. Facing such a beautiful beauty, they can't even have the idea of blasphemy, they can only simply appreciate it!
It is Zuo Xiaoduo's older sister, Zuo Xiaonian.
"Daddy is back early." Zuo Xiaonian's quiet face warmed up, and he probed around, asking, "Is the dog not at home?"
Zuo Xiaoduo roared angrily in the kitchen: "Don't call me a dog!"
Zuo Xiaonian chuckled, but this smile added a bit of girlish charm to her, and she immediately became lively, rolling her eyes and saying, "What can you do if I call you a dog? Dog! Dog! !Ha ha…"
Zuo Xiaoduo rushed out holding the rice spoon, but Wu Yuting twisted his ears: "You want to rebel! You actually use my rice spoon to beat people!"
"It hurts..." Zuo Xiaoduo turned his head sideways with a distorted face: "Mom! Your partiality is too obvious! I am also your son! Dear son!"
Zuo Xiaoduo will never understand his mother's trick of twisting ears.
How did the mother practice it? No matter how fast I was, as long as I passed by her, as long as she wanted to twist my ears, I never failed!
As soon as you stretch out your hand, you just twist it and turn it around!
"Eccentricity? Hmph, I'm afraid you have some misunderstanding about eccentricity."
Wu Yuting snorted coldly.
Zuo Xiaoduo tilted his head, watching Zuo Xiaonian twisting his ears towards him, and then made a grimace...
This kind of girl's action form can only appear in one's own home, and outsiders will never see it.
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"Xiao Nian," Zuo Changlu said calmly while eating, "How do you handle the impact on the Yin-Yang world this time?"
Zuo Xiaonian straightened up subconsciously, and respectfully said: "It should be fine. Then I will break through in the star power room of the Martial Academy. The star power is sufficient, and I have prepared a lot of elixir, as well as the star beast inner alchemy." There are a few spare ones, and the guards there are heavily guarded, and the instructors of the martial arts school are doing their best to protect the law, and there are even some of my master who protect the law, so nothing will happen."
Zuo Changlu hummed, and said: "You know what you have in mind." Then, he took out a small delicate box from his pocket, put it on the table, pushed it forward, and said: "Take it, Don’t be stingy with this if you can use it, if you don’t need it, just keep it yourself.”
Zuo Xiaonian hummed, took the box and opened it, then suddenly let out an exclamation, covering her small mouth, her eyes filled with incredible shock: "Ming Yuan Pill?! Father, this... this..."
He was so shocked that he couldn't speak.
Zuo Xiaoduo was also shocked all over, and looked with bright eyes. I saw a elixir in the box, one side was pure black, emitting faint light, and the other side was pure white, emitting glistening white light; the elixir was placed quietly in the box, but the color of one black and one white seemed to be In natural flow, constantly rotating in general.
It is the holy medicine for warriors, life pill!
Warriors under the Danyuan period, taking one pill, instantly replenishes all vitality in an instant! Therefore, there has always been a saying that "one pill, one life".
It is suitable for Zuo Xiaonian to attack the yin and yang realm, which is the critical point of life and death. It is normal for ordinary warriors to attack the yin and yang realm, and it is normal for them to run out of fuel and burn out. Why is it called the yin and yang realm? If you rush over, you will be born.
If you can't rush through, you will die.
That’s why it’s called Yin-Yang Realm.
And Zuo Xiaonian has this pill, which means he has an extra life.
Zuo Changlu smiled faintly: "Take it!"
"This..." Zuo Xiaonian's face gradually calmed down, and he clasped the box in his hand, and asked softly, "This Life Pill, one million, Dad, where did you get so much money? Besides...this thing, Even if you have money, there is a price but no market. Five million has already been fired on the black market, and a lot of people are waiting. How did you get it? If the price is too high, we don’t want it.”
one million.
Zuo Xiaoduo was taken aback.
Zuo Xiaonian showed a trace of anxiety on her beautiful face: "I'm really sure, I don't need this."
Zuo Changlu frowned and said, "I told you to take it, just take it! You don't need to worry about the money at home."
The voice is a little serious.
Zuo Xiaonian's eyes turned red, her slender fingers grabbed the Mingyuan Pill, trembling slightly, for a long time, she whispered: "Yes."
Zuo Changlu's voice slowed down: "That's right! Xiao Nian, you have a great future. After the Yin-Yang Realm, you will enter the Dan Yuan Stage, and then you will enter the major realms... Your mother and I can't help you too much. It’s a lot, but it’s my daughter after all, we can help you to the point where we can go. When there is nothing you can do, you can go by yourself. Before that, don’t worry too much. Understand?”
"Yin Yang Road is a matter of life and death, this pill is your life. I may not be able to afford other money, but this is the money to buy my daughter's life. No matter what, I have to get it."
Zuo Xiaonian was silent for a moment, and said: "Father, if I can successfully break through the alchemy this time, I am already satisfied, and I don't want to go any further... This road is really tiring! I feel, I can't stand it. I have broken through this time. After that, when Xiao Duo is twenty years old, I think, I will marry Xiao Duo at that time..."
Zuo Xiaoduo's eyes widened in shock.
Immediately, I heard my father and mother shouting coldly at the same time: "Nonsense!"
"Shut up!"
Zuo Xiaonian burst into tears and said, "Dad!"
Zuo Changlu's indifferent expression was completely put away.
He put down his chopsticks, sat up straight, and said solemnly: "You Zuo Xiaonian, you are my daughter, although not your own; but your mother and I raised you from your infancy, no different from your own. .”
"You are our daughter, not our child bride!"
"When you were eight or nine years old, your mother jokingly said that it would be great if your family would never be separated after you married Xiaoduo... It was just a joke of your mother's moment, but you have remembered it until now."
"But..." Zuo Changlu sighed, and said, "There is no need to say such things in the future!"
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The new book is difficult, and I hope that the big guys will support and care more. Thank you everyone.
(end of this chapter)