Chapter 31 Please, Big Sister, protect us!
Bai Muchuan is afraid of the dark and most afraid of watching horror movies.
But he couldn't help but look at it. He was trembling with fear and couldn't stop looking at it.
When he watches horror movies, what he finds scariest are not ghosts or bloody scenes.
Instead, I saw a ghost appear quietly next to the character, but the character didn't know it, looking at the shot of other people across the way staring at him in fear.
And at this moment, this scene happened to me!
Jiang Qiyun, who was as calm as a man, could actually be frightened like this - Bai Muchuan's heart stopped for a few seconds and then started beating like crazy.
He was too scared to look back!
What on earth is it!
Bai Muchuan felt that his limbs were cold and he could hardly breathe.
Help, help!
elder sister! I want to go home!
He didn't know why he subconsciously looked at Cheng Ling for help.
Why?
Cheng Ling was seen holding a short wooden stick in his hand, aiming at his head. Before he could react, the small wooden stick spun and flew towards his head——
Whoosh——
Bai Muchuan saw something falling from before his eyes.
A spider with webbing hanging from a tree? Bai Muchuan was in shock, covering his chest and looking at the fluffy spider on the ground.
It turns out to be just a spider...
"Don't be afraid, the spider doesn't lie on your face. From your angle, it looks like it's just lying on your face." Cheng Ling said.
Bai Muchuan discovered that Cheng Ling's words of comfort were not addressed to him, but to Jiang Qiyun.
Jiang Qiyun's face was pale, with cold sweat on his forehead. His eyes were staring at the ground, and his eyes were moving rapidly, looking for the spider that had just landed on the ground.
It turns out that Jiang Qiyun is afraid of spiders?
Now the entire network may know Jiang Qiyun's weakness - but Jiang Qiyun is not in the mood to think about it at the moment. He is too afraid that his weakness will be exposed.
What's so scary!
The spider somehow crawled towards Jiang Qiyun very quickly. To be honest, the way such a big spider crawled so fast was quite scary.
Jiang Qiyun jumped up from the ground and did not hesitate to throw himself into the fire to die heroically - his heroic speed was breathtaking.
Cheng Ling had quick eyes and quick hands. With one hand, he grabbed Jiang Qiyun who was about to throw himself into the fire. With the other hand, he grabbed a wooden stick and looked at it. He jumped up and flew the spider away from a distance.
"Hey, even if you're scared, you can't just ignore everything, right?" Cheng Ling criticized Jiang Qiyun in a not-so-friendly tone, as he almost broadcast his self-immolation live on the Internet.
If she had been training her soldiers in the past, if anyone dared to do so, they would be punished by running at night with a heavy load of 20 kilometers at least.
Jiang Qiyun's lips were pale and he said tremblingly: "Spider, where is the spider!?"
"Brother Jiang, Brother Jiang, don't be afraid, the spider has been beaten away, far away! Don't be afraid!" Bai Muchuan said quickly.
Jiang Qiyun composed himself and took several deep breaths before he could control his wildly shaking legs.
Seeing that he had calmed down, Cheng Ling released her grip on his clothes.
She had studied psychology and knew that she had to take him out of this tense mood at this moment - not to mention that it was live broadcast on the entire network, let's talk about the outdoor living conditions that are not conducive to urbanites with delicate skin and tender flesh. , if Jiang Qiyun couldn't get rid of this emotion, he would probably get sick.
Tsk.
so troublesome.
I'm such a badass person.
While Cheng Ling awarded himself the title of "Invincible Good Guy", he raised his head and cupped his fists at Jiang Qiyun: "Jiang Qiyun, I apologize for questioning your identity as the king of singers before - just because of your voice just now , it’s unreasonable not to call him the King of Asian Songs. Those of us in Maple City who have good ears can probably hear it.”
Barrage.
【Hahahahaha! I don’t accept anyone, but Cheng Ling’s words! 】
【Yin Yang Master! Stamped and authenticated! 】
[King Jiang Ge, your voice is loud and clear. I was almost sleepy just now, but this voice cheered me up! 】
[Jiang Qiyun was so frightened and still laughed at him? Why is Cheng Ling so vicious? 】
[Please, Cheng Ling is helping Jiang Qiyun, please! She said this to help Jiang Qiyun step down and to remind him that he should control the current situation. 】
Something magical happened.
Jiang Qiyun, whose teeth were chattering just now and whose face was pale, regained his sanity.
He straightened his clothes and shook the grass residue and dirt that had just stuck to his pants, "What? Hasn't Teacher Cheng heard of my songs? He actually questioned my status as the king of singers... It's not that I'm afraid of spiders. , Mainly because this spider is unreasonably big! I once played a game where there was a large group of spiders in a canyon, and they would transform..."
He stood up and returned to where he was sitting. He tried hard to hide his eyes from wandering around looking for the spider. He carefully sat down and changed the topic: "...will such a big spider attack humans? Will it? Are they poisonous? Are there other insects in this forest that are also big?"
I don't know if it was his imagination, but his neck, ankles, and ears seemed to start to itch, as if he had been bitten by mosquitoes.
Moreover, the "buzzing" sound in my ears became more and more intense.
Cheng Ling said in an exaggerated tone: "Who said you would take care of a weak woman like me just now? Aren't you looking for me to protect you now?"
"Big Sister!" Jiang Qiyun clasped his fists, "Whether we two incompetent brothers can survive in this forest depends on Big Sister."
Cheng Ling immediately caught Jiang Qiyun's play, and said with three parts disdain, three parts coldness, three parts defiance and one part teasing, "Wild Boar Forest is the territory of my Cheng family. There is nothing I can't settle in this place."
Jiang Qiyun looked like a dog-legger, "Sister, what do we do next, how should we deal with these flying, biting, blood-sucking, hairy, long-legged bugs?"
Barrage.
【Wow! Didn't it mean that Cheng Ling's acting skills were not good? Keep your dog eyes wide open and take a look! She successfully caught the actor's scene, and her aura completely overwhelmed him! 】
【what to do! I really want to watch this improvised scene between the two of them! 】
[I never expected that watching a variety show would be more thrilling than watching a TV series! 】
Bai Muchuan was also convinced.
Why did these two people suddenly get into trouble while they were talking?
As the only person who remained calm and rational around the fire, I was really worried about the next mosquito problem. He has a physique that attracts mosquitoes extremely. As long as he doesn't spray mosquito repellent, the rest of the crew won't need to spray mosquito repellent at all.
"Cheng Ling, what should we do?"
Jiang Qiyun had just been frightened, and the excess adrenaline in his body had no place to release, so he simply used acting to calm himself down, which could also save his dignity that had just been wiped out.
Jiang Qiyun raised his eyebrows and said, "You brat! Why are you talking to the eldest sister?"
"With this attitude towards Xiaobai, tonight I can only watch helplessly as the army of mosquitoes carry him back to his nest to be sucked and fucked." Cheng Ling squinted with a smile on his lips.
Bai Muchuan was so frightened by this statement that he got goosebumps all over his body, "Oh no, you two..."
Jiang Qiyun confiscated the show. The dog-legged expression on his face looked at Bai Muchuan.
What else could Bai Muchuan do, he could only clasp his fists and say, "Sister Cheng, please help me, don't let the mosquitoes carry me away!"
Cheng Ling then slowly dragged the backpack next to him, "For the sake of correcting your attitude. Here, here it is."
She pulled a handful of something strange out of her bag.
It's like sausages threaded on a green pole.