Chapter 103: Suffocate you【Fried cold fish for lazy little women
Chapter 103 Suffocate you to death [Add more updates to the leader of fried fish for lazy little girls]
"Here's your card." Pulling out Zuo Xiaoduo's personal ID phone number card, Li Changjiang directly confiscated the phone.
After a pause, he continued: "Don't mention today's matter, don't say it, keep it a secret. Well, I mean the matter of reading... In addition, tomorrow, you will conduct the second touch of three touches and five comments; then, the day after tomorrow , Monday, upgrade; school assembly, don't forget to tell your parents, they must be present..."
Hastily explained a few words, and Li Changjiang rushed out like a wild horse that had run loose.
Zuo Xiaoduo and Hu Ruoyun were in the office, they heard a bang outside, they didn’t know what they hit, and then Li Changjiang’s voice sounded from several kilometers away: "Old Liao! Lao Liao! I’m here hahahahahaha..."
Hu Ruoyun's almond eyes were still a little red, but he couldn't help but burst into tears: "Hey, you principal..."
He was dissatisfied, but the corners of his brows and eyes were filled with sweetness and satisfaction.
Zuo Xiaoduo, who had been force-fed dog food until full, was caught off guard and gulped down again.
Now it's not that I can't eat enough, but I feel that this dog food is so sweet that I get tired of it!
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Zuo Xiaoduo walked out of the office building with his stomach straight, and met Qin Fangyang head-on. Qin Fangyang was surprised: "Why is your stomach so bulging?"
Zuo Xiaoduo sighed: "What else can I do, I'm full from eating dog food..."
"..."
Qin Fangyang rolled his eyes, and said: "What nonsense, I have to hurry up and do a final consolidation this afternoon, and I will enter the Star Soul Tower tomorrow, the second touch of the three touches and five comments."
"understand."
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On this day, Zuo Xiaoduo almost floated home, and his joyful mood was already overflowing.
He didn't stop until he reached the door of the house, retracted his mouth that had been grinning all the way to his cheeks, coughed, swallowed a few mouthfuls of saliva vigorously, and rubbed his face vigorously with both hands to cover up the excitement on that face.
Swallowed a few mouthfuls of saliva again, moved his facial features vigorously a few times, and finally recovered a little bit of normal state.
Someone is trying hard to make a heavy face, breathing in all the way, in short, it is extremely artificial.
"Can't laugh!"
"Never laugh!"
"Don't laugh."
quietly opened the door of the house, Zuo Xiaoduo had a gloomy face, and walked into the door of his own house step by step.
In the kitchen, Wu Yuting and Zuo Xiaonian winked at each other.
Zuo Xiaonian leaned close to Wu Yuting's ear: "Mom, the dog must have something good again."
"Sure." Wu Yuting moved closer to Zuo Xiaonian's ear, "If we hadn't just seen it on the window sill just now, we might have been tricked by his ghostly appearance. Home, there are ghosts without good things!"
"Let's ignore him."
"Yes, let him hold it. See how long he can hold it."
"good."
"You will inform your father later, and don't let him ask, let's entertain him together."
"Yes, I will send a message now, such a fun game, it would be a pity for Dad to miss it."
…
Zuo Xiaoduo had a serious face, and sat on the sofa with his buttocks, his face was full of thoughts, and then he sighed heavily.
"Why!"
Peeking at the kitchen, if you look at your own virtue on weekdays, shouldn't you come out and care about it long ago? !
Wu Yuting and Zuo Xiaonian didn't seem to hear them, they were still talking while cooking, discussing softly whether to put soy sauce or vinegar.
"Hey! Oops"
Zuo Xiaoduo turned up the volume, fell down on the sofa in a very decadent state, and said loudly: "Oh, I'm so worried..."
Wu Yuting: "Nian'er, you put too much noodles, add a little water."
"Oh, okay, Mom, are these enough?"
"A little more, well, these are just right now, this is the amount, I will remember it in the future."
"Okay."
Why is no one talking to me?
Zuo Xiaoduo rolled his eyes, and judged that the kitchen was too messy, and they didn't hear it.
Zuo Xiaoduo simply stood up again, still with a sullen face, walked to the kitchen door step by step, leaned against the door frame of the kitchen door, and sighed loudly: "Hey!"
Frowning, the frown between the brows could kill flies, and a sad face.
Wu Yuting: "Nian'er, go to the refrigerator and get some dried shrimps."
"OK."
"Remember, shrimp, not shrimp."
"Got it, Mom."
Zuo Xiaonian walked past Zuo Xiaoduo as if no one was there, opened the refrigerator, and picked up dried shrimps.
Well, why haven't you noticed my complexion, I can't even see such an ugly complexion! ?
Zuo Xiaoduo moved a step, leaned against the refrigerator and sighed, "Ah...so sad."
"Open it, then you have no eyesight to see!"
Zuo Xiaonian pulled Zuo Xiaoduo aside, took Haimi and walked away.
"Mom, are these enough?"
"about there."
Zuo Xiaoduo: "????"
Confused.
Can you still notice this?
Zuo Xiaoduo was very frustrated, and sighed: "Hey...Mom, I'm back."
Wu Yuting didn't turn her head back: "The dog is back, it's just right, go peel the garlic, hurry up, I'm waiting to use it."
"..."
Zuo Xiaoduo resigned himself to peeling the garlic. Seriously reflect in my heart: Is it because I acted wrong, why this reaction?
Not long after, Zuo Changlu also came back.
Zuo Xiaonian began to put the cooked meals on the table one by one, and the aroma was overflowing for a while.
"Have a meal!"
Zuo Changlu was the first to pick up the chopsticks.
"smell good."
Zuo Xiaonian looked greedy.
Wu Yuting served everyone a meal as usual.
Zuo Xiaoduo, who had been posing at the dinner table for a long time, was still ignored.
During this period of time, he has sighed and sighed more than twenty times, but the three of them, father, mother, sister, didn't have any objections, and they didn't even bother to turn the corner of their eyes. It seems that someone is completely transparent!
Seeing the family eating happily, Zuo Xiaoduo finally became really depressed.
Put the chopsticks on the table, and said angrily, "I won't eat."
"Is this enough to eat?" Wu Yuting looked at it in surprise, and said, "Go back to the room to rest when you are full, um, you can also go to practice."
Zuo Changlu didn't look up: "Don't waste your time here, why are you still sitting here after eating?"
Zuo Xiaonian: "It's delicious, Mom, your cooking skills have improved again, this is a huge step forward, it's amazing, this sea rice is especially good."
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Zuo Xiaoduo broke out completely, slapped his thigh hard, pulled his hair, and asked extremely aggrieved: "You...don't you realize that I am very abnormal today?"
"Not normal? Is there?"
Zuo Changlu was startled, turned to look at Wu Yuting, Wu Yuting also looked blank, then looked at Zuo Xiaonian, Zuo Xiaonian also looked confused.
"What's wrong? Where?"
"!!"
Zuo Xiaoduo was really wronged and depressed this time: "I have sighed so much..."
"Isn't this normal?"
Wu Yuting tried her best to hold back a smile, with a puzzled look on her face.
"It's normal, you didn't sigh that day." Zuo Xiaonian shrugged his shoulders slightly, complaining, but could hardly hold back.
"What's the point of sighing?" Zuo Changlu wondered, "Leave if you don't eat. Why are you sitting here? Is it concave?"
"Ah ah ah..."
Zuo Xiaoduo was depressed, so wronged that he was dying, he patted his chopsticks and cried, "None of you care about me at all! Ask."
Zuo Xiaonian: "What great event can you do..."
Zuo Changlu picked up the wine glass and took a sip of the wine: "This wine is not bad."
After all, Wu Yuting still couldn't bear it, and said: "You said we don't ask, then I will ask you, you twisted Yangko all the way, looking like you were dying to live, but when you got home, you deliberately acted like someone owed you eight." Millions of virtues, what's the situation!?"
"!!" Zuo Xiaoduo's eyes widened, and he even forgot to pretend to be wronged: "Is there such a thing?"
"he.tui!" Zuo Xiaonian looked disgusted: "What you said is that you pretend to be so deep and realistic, and you act too much, making people feel embarrassed and cancer."
Zuo Changlu turned his head, spat out a chicken leg bone with a bah sound, and continued drinking without raising his eyelids.
"..."
Zuo Xiaoduo was stunned for a long time, and then he grinned: "Sir, Madam, Miss, dear ones, I have good news to announce!"
The whole family looked up neatly.
Just as Zuo Xiaoduo was about to say something, he realized that he had been brewing up his emotions for an entire afternoon, and now he couldn’t mobilize them at all. He was hit by a series of attacks before, and all the elated and excited feelings were gone, nothing left, nothing left!
I was even more depressed for a while!
Am I pretending I didn’t put it on, and ended up being stuffed in my pants and turned into a silent fart?
Zuo Xiaoduo was stuffy with the good news, staring blankly for a while, intending to find a joke on the phone to mobilize his emotions, but found that the phone had been confiscated by Li Changjiang...
This is so...
"Say it, why are you pretending?"
The family urges together.
Zuo Xiaoduo was so depressed that he wanted to die, he was really not pretending, and he said weakly after a while: "That's it, I'm going to enter the third touch, five comments, and the second touch, and after the second touch, I will officially enter the martial arts class; Because I only took the warrior class for a few days, after I fought hard, the tuition fee and the star soul jade were refunded."
"Besides, since I was a genius who skipped a grade, the school decided to exempt me from the tuition of the martial arts class. In addition, the school also rewarded me with a scholarship of 10,000 star dollars."
Speaking of this, Zuo Changlu and Wu Yuting have widened their eyes and looked happy.
Zuo Xiaonian was also elated.
On the contrary, Zuo Xiaoduo, who brought back the good news, was like a frost-beaten eggplant, weak and listless.
"Also, on Monday the day after tomorrow, the school will hold a commendation ceremony. I, Long Yusheng and others will be elected as student representatives to speak on stage. , it's best to go to... hey."
Finished speaking quickly in one breath, speaking weakly.
"Hahahahahahaha..."
Zuo Changlu let out a series of long laughs, and said happily: "My son is indeed a genius, and he is really promising, hahaha, it's good news! The day after tomorrow, right? Your mother and I are going, we must be going!"
Wu Yuting also smiled brightly, and her whole body was full of energy: "Not bad, this is really a happy event, everyone will go, we must not embarrass Duoduogou!"
"I'll go too, I'll go too!" Zuo Xiaonian scrambled to raise her hands.
"Okay, Niannianmao is going too, our whole family is going!"
Zuo Changlu was elated, and it was a pleasure to agree to all the requests.
The whole family, except Zuo Xiaoduo, cheered again and again.
Zuo Changlu patted Zuo Xiaoduo on the shoulder, feeling very emotional, took a long breath, and Lao Huai said comfortingly: "Son, do you know how Dad feels now?"
"How do you feel?" Zuo Xiaoduo still drooped his head.
I didn’t even announce the good news with a fierce voice to mobilize my emotions, why did you all get excited…
Zuo Changlu laughed loudly, stroked Zuo Xiaoduo's shoulder with one hand, took a drink from the glass with the other, and said with emotion: "Dad's feeling now...is as excited as when you were just born and held in his arms, and still It's as gratifying as the first time you called Dad!"
After drinking another glass of wine, Zuo Changlu said leisurely: "The satisfaction of this moment...you are still young, so it's hard to understand, but your mother must understand that even your father and I...we didn't have it in our... most glorious time. Now such a satisfying iron post!"
"Good son!"
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(end of this chapter)