Chapter 202: Broken, forget it! [Fourth update! Ask for votes!
Chapter 202 is broken, forget it! [Fourth update! Ask for votes! 】
Shang Qingyun's face was a little distorted, and he said: "I really don't remember the specific situation, I just remember that a little fat man stood in front of me nineteen years ago, with snowflakes fluttering and cold wind blowing... Then I discovered that the little fat man's There is already an empty spot on the top of the head. I couldn’t see well at the time, so I thought... the snowflakes fell on the little fat man’s head and it hasn’t melted yet. Looking carefully, it turned out that he was already bald..."
Jiang Changbin's smile suddenly froze: "Brother Shang...you..."
"Hahahaha...just kidding."
Shang Qingyun laughed out loud, and finally made a joke of Jiang Changbin. He was in a good mood and talked more.
"I'll just book it in a small restaurant in front of me. It's a place I often go to. The taste is good."
Jiang Changbin pointed forward, and then sighed: "Brother Shang, you say I'm... a big official, it's uncomfortable to go to those high-end places, and I can't bear it just to take a photo, hey... Besides, I don’t need money for dinner, it’s even worse I'm uncomfortable! I, Jiang Changbin, am I the kind of person who can't afford money and eats cheap food?"
Shang Qingyun's face was flat, noncommittal.
"Besides, I am such a big cadre, can I eat whatever I want? Those people are simply inferior to others."
Jiang Changbin snorted and patted himself on the chest: "I am a model of righteousness, self-denial, dedication to public affairs, and integrity!"
"Hey." Shang Qingyun sighed.
It feels like this guy talks a lot.
"So I simply asked someone to book this roadside farmhouse..."
Jiang Changbin leaned into Shang Qingyun's ear: "...This store is actually opened by my brother-in-law's brother-in-law, hehehe...Brother Shang, please take care of me in the future."
Shang Qingyun was immediately annoyed by it, stretched out his hand and tapped him a few times, dumbfounded: "For a long time, are you waiting for me here?"
"Don't worry if you eat here."
While speaking, he had already arrived at the small restaurant, opened the door and walked in, Jiang Changbin said in a rough voice, "Six! Little six! How about the prepared dishes?"
"Ready, ready."
A young man ran out wearing an apron, with a smile on his face: "Brother Jiang, I have been preparing this meal for you for three days!"
"Fart you! Three days ago, I didn't know that I was coming to eat with you. Besides, can the ingredients you prepared three days ago still be fresh?"
Jiang Changbin exposed it mercilessly: "Don't do this, kid! Let me tell you, if there is even a little bit of bad taste in the food served tonight, I will revoke your license!"
"Hey, hey... it must be delicious when you come here."
The young man laughed: "If it doesn't taste good, you don't have to revoke my license and leave a meal for the two of them. You can just kill me!"
"You kid knows how to be glib!"
Jiang Changbin laughed: "Let's go, let's go to the room. Today, Brother Jiang and I are rich and powerful, so I will directly take over this small restaurant of yours, and don't accept other guests. Let me tell you, we are both experts. Drunk and crazy, other people can't stop our three punches and two kicks, this is the truth, don't take it seriously!"
"Come on."
The young man quickly agreed: "Brother Jiang, you are here, of course I will serve you wholeheartedly. As for the others... who is that? I don't know hahahaha..."
"Get out, hurry up and cook! You will know how to be good."
Jiang Changbin laughed and cursed.
Shang Qingyun said indifferently: "No wonder no one else comes to eat in this restaurant, dare you, you come to book it?"
"If you invite Brother Shang to drink, you must reserve the room!" Jiang Changbin slapped his chest, and then laughed: "But I can be considered a big shot... Hehe, hehe..."
"Virtue!"
Shang Qingyun finally couldn't help laughing and cursing, and followed Jiang Changbin into the room.
In fact, the moment Jiang Changbin entered the room... he vaguely felt that he seemed to have forgotten a major event?
But what did you forget?
Before Jiang Changbin could think about it, Shang Qingyun had already come in, and Jiang Changbin had no time to think about what he had forgotten, and began to entertain him attentively to ensure that he did not leak any flaws.
But the inexplicable feeling in my heart is still lingering.
"What exactly...forgot about it?"
The wine has three rounds, and the food has five flavors.
Jiang Changbin suddenly remembered, slapped his thigh suddenly, and lost his voice: "It's broken, it's broken!"
Shang Qingyun couldn't help but wondered when he saw this, and looked up: "What's broken?"
Jiang Changbin looked remorseful, sighed again and again, and kept saying bad things.
He finally remembered what he had forgotten—before it was Tu Wanquan, he had asked the old headmaster to check him out, hoping to have a rough estimate of the outcome of the battle, and the old headmaster had recommended Zuo Xiaoduo, and even more for him. Quite respected.
And I was so busy gathering the manpower for this battle that I was so busy that I didn't even have a chance to have a meal, so I forgot to let Zuo Xiaoduo look up and see...
Obviously, the old headmaster told me about this matter several times!
Actually forgot!
But now that he has faced Shang Qingyun, and it has come to this time, the arrow is on the string, so why not make a move, it will be too late.
"I was only thinking about drinking, and I forgot that there are still some things in the bureau that I need to deal with..."
Jiang Changbin forced a laugh: "But it's already this time, it must be late, so we can just forget it and wait until tomorrow to deal with it. Come on, Brother Shang, let's go one more time."
But I still sighed in my heart.
What should I do about this matter?
Suddenly felt uneasy...
…
Just as Shang Qingyun and Jiang Changbin started drinking, dinner was also served at Zuo Xiaoduo's house.
"Sister Xiao Nian, have you reminded Teacher Mu?"
"Remind me, I've said it several times."
"Well, that's good. It's not a minor disaster when she flies, but as long as you avoid it in advance, you can turn bad luck into good luck, and good luck when you die."
Zuo Xiaoduo grabbed the steamed buns and chewed like a hungry ghost, but in the blink of an eye, Wu Yuting only had a piece of food with chopsticks, and before he could even swallow it, Zuo Changlu's sip of wine was still in his throat In the aftertaste, Zuo Xiaoduo has already eaten twelve steamed buns!
Zuo Xiaonian's brows and eyes were crooked, and he only wanted to laugh.
Zuo Changlu and Wu Yuting looked at each other speechlessly, only sighed lightly.
"From now on, the two of us will become professional pig farmers."
Wu Yuting brought her son another bowl of steamed buns, shaking her head and sighing.
"Yu Ting, you think too highly of pigs."
Zuo Changlu squinted: "Pig, how can there be such an edible food?!"
"Ha ha…"
Zuo Xiaonian finally couldn't bear it anymore, and burst into laughter.
And at this moment...
Zuo Xiaoduo's complexion suddenly changed, his legs were clamped tightly, his whole body was unnaturally stiff, his eyes protruded, his hands pressed tightly on the table, a steamed bun in his mouth pressed his cheeks It became an angry toad, and it didn't even chew.
"What's going on here?"
Wu Yuting was taken aback when she saw this, and blurted out asking.
Zuo Xiaoduo's expression was very strange at this moment, his brows were tightly frowned, as if he wanted to speak, but his mouth was full of steamed buns, and he couldn't speak for a while.
"This...isn't this...sudden diarrhea?"
Wu Yuting was puzzled, and then said: "Let me tell you, Zuo Xiaoduo, if you are really like that, go to the toilet quickly...don't be disgusting at the dinner table."
Zuo Xiaonian became more and more overjoyed, almost bursting out laughing.
Zuo Xiaoduo maintained this weird posture for a full half a minute, and then finally relaxed a little bit, chewed and flattened the steamed bun with difficulty, and swallowed it down with all his strength.
Only then did he speak: "What a trap...that Laoshizi came suddenly again, without any warning at all, so how can I be on my guard."
This sentence immediately made Wu Yuting and Zuo Xiaonian's expressions brighten.
Zuo Xiaonian's face was red, but it was not easy to beat him at this moment, so he rolled his eyes and looked at each one, saying: "You are... trying to control your true energy so as not to break through the bridge between heaven and earth? Agitate your dantian?"
"yes…"
That feeling is still coming in waves at this moment, Zuo Xiaoduo tried his best to support it, it is already very difficult, but he is still very hungry, so he can only grab the steamed buns, chew slowly, one steamed bun, I can eat two More than ten seconds!
This eating speed is still very fast for ordinary people, but for Zuo Xiaoduo, it is definitely the slowest eating speed in his eating history, and it is definitely the first time ever!
"How many times is this your first time?" Zuo Xiaonian asked curiously.
"I don't remember the exact number of times, but there are more than a dozen times..."
Zuo Xiaoduo looked at his arm. In his feeling, his dantian had become a balloon that could explode at any time, and the meridians all over his body seemed to be swollen. Still can't see any difference at all.
"A dozen times..." Zuo Xiaonian was thoughtful.
"Sister, how many times did you hold back at that time?" Zuo Xiaoduo asked while fighting against the true energy in his body while eating.
"I was..."
Zuo Xiaonian rolled his eyes, and said: "Many, many times, I forgot the exact number of times, who remembers that stuff for nothing!"
"Many, many times..."
Zuo Xiaoduo instinctively understood that, to far exceed his current number of times, he couldn't help but work harder.
I'm already so far behind Nian Nianmao, if I can't even surpass her, I'm afraid I won't be able to catch up with her in the future.
Mr. Qin has repeatedly said that the more times the innate pulse is, the better it is for oneself, and the more foundational foundation will be accumulated!
Thinking about it this way, an inexplicable force suddenly surged out, unexpectedly suppressing all the restless spirit energy back into the dantian.
The moment this tossing came to an end, Zuo Xiaoduo suddenly felt relaxed all over, and started to grab the steamed buns again and started to eat wildly, the eating speed was impressively faster than before at the highest speed.
Zuo Xiaonian frowned, holding a bowl of porridge, drinking the porridge one spoon at a time in a very elegant and quiet manner, a few hairs fell down, reflecting on her delicate and almost transparent cheeks.
Eyes focused on the porridge noodles, I said in my heart, I didn't tell him, I suppressed it seven or eight times in total... Let this kid hold it back, anyway, the longer the better...
………
(end of this chapter)