Chapter 309: What a fart! [Third update! 】

Chapter 309: What a fart! [Third update! 】

  Chapter 309 is really a good fart! [Third update! 】

   Zuo Xiaoduo said loudly on the podium.

   "What do you say?" Everyone raised their heads with bright eyes.

   "Teacher Qin said..."

Zuo Xiaoduo's face was calm and steady, and he kept turning in his heart, finally gave up the nonsense, and said cleanly: "... Teacher Qin said that he has taught you everything he can teach you; how far can you go in the future? , It all depends on your own choices and efforts.”

   "He also said that when others mention your names for him to hear in the future, I hope he won't feel ashamed! This is the only, only requirement that has taught us for so long."

   Zuo Xiaoduo said.

  The faces of the teenagers and girls in the whole class are glowing.

  Bai Bingbing choked up and shouted: "I will definitely not embarrass Teacher Qin!"

   "I won't let Teacher Qin lose face because of me!"

"Me too!"

   "..."

  For a while, the whole class was boiling.

"Since that's the case, why don't you go to practice? Don't you go to practice? You're just sitting here, even if you keep shouting slogans, can you make Teacher Qin proud?" Zuo Xiaoduo walked down after saying this. podium.

   "I'm going to the gravity room now."

   "Let's go to school to apply for a task, to practice!"

   "Work hard to become stronger, and strive for the time when I meet Teacher Qin again! I can proudly tell him, Teacher, I didn't embarrass you!"

   "Go together! Go together!"

  …

  At noon, everyone just finished eating when they were notified that Luo Lie would take over Qin Fangyang's ninth class.

  Mr. Luo Lie's mouth crooked when he got the news.

   It’s not in vain. I went to threaten Li Changjiang for a meal, and even gave him two bottles of good wine. If I hadn’t been so intimidating, I’m afraid it wouldn’t be my turn...

   In front of the gravity chamber door.

   "How many times have you suppressed your true vitality?" Zuo Xiaoduo asked Long Yusheng and the other five.

  These five people are now in the same state as Zuo Xiaoduo in the past. They even walk with their legs crossed, and they dare not use any force.

  Li Chenglong's face was distorted: "I have accumulated seven times... It's really uncomfortable now... I don't even dare to fart, Boss Zuo, this... This is too uncomfortable..."

  Wan Lixiu's face was flushed even more. Although Miss Wan's character is a real man, but this feeling of holding back without breaking through, holding back time and time again...It's really hard, so hard!

   Not to mention, her family conditions are excellent, and her spiritual medicine, panacea, cultivation resources and so on are more than better than others, and now she has really reached her limit!

   "I... haven't been to the bathroom for three days..."

  Wan Lixiutong blushed: "Now, I almost take a breath... I feel like I'm about to break through..."

   While talking, there was a popping sound next to him, but it was Yu Moyan who farted.

   Immediately, I saw Yu Moyan's pale face, with an unspeakable expression, his face was twisted, and he murmured in extreme disappointment: "It's over, I broke through, I can't help it..."

  Others were covering their noses with distorted faces.

   I don't know if this noise is the fuse or what, it actually triggered a chain reaction, and Long Yusheng also had a strange movement, and also broke through...

  Yu Moyan's fart was extraordinary, not to mention vulgar, a foul stench radiated from it.

  Zuo Xiaoduo clutched his nose and fled in embarrassment, moving at a very fast speed.

  Wan Lixiu also rushed out clutching her nose, but just as she rushed to the door, she suddenly stopped running. She squatted down and screamed: "No, I also broke through..."

   Then there is Li Chenglong, the little fat man was so moved by this scene that he wanted to cry and laugh, but he couldn't laugh or cry. As a result, when his mood fluctuated and restless, his true vitality took advantage of the gap and rushed forward, and he couldn't control it immediately: "Ha..."

  There was only one haha ​​laugh, Li Chenglong especially wanted to restrain himself, and tried to hold it back, and then... with a pop, he also broke through...

  In the end, Li Changming also announced his fall. On this day, Wan Lixiu and other five people broke through at almost the same time. It can be said to be a good story, but the taste is not very good!

  Luo Lie excitedly came to receive his students, and when he arrived at the door of the gravity room, he saw this situation at a glance.

  The five people tried their best to distort their faces one by one, and Wan Lixiu squatted behind a tree alone, his face was even more ugly, and he was indescribably disappointed...

   And tears.

"What's wrong?"

  Luo Lie gathered among several boys to ask, but immediately smelled a foul smell. Immediately smoked a somersault.

   "I wipe!"

   Teacher Luo Lie was caught off guard and subconsciously covered his nose.

   "Who did it!"

"I…"

"I…"

"And I…"

  Mr. Luo Lie was stunned.

   "The four of you... get together and fart together? What is this for?"

  Luo Lie couldn't understand it, and his brain short-circuited instantly: "What kind of hobby is this?"

   "No...it's not!"

  Long Yusheng covered his nose: "The thing is like this..."

After listening to the explanation, Luo Lie was even more confused: "You mean...the five of you, including Wan Lixiu...Because Yu Moyan couldn't hold back for a while, he farted, which caused a chain reaction, and all five of you broke through together. Reached the innate realm!?"

"Yeah yeah…"

  Long Yusheng hastily changed his words: "Xiuer probably didn't fart away... She, she..." Still have to work hard to save face for his fiancée.

  Wan Lixiu's voice mixed with shame and anger came from the other side: "Long Yusheng, shut up!"

   a fart...

  Five people broke through the innate...

   This fart is so good!

  Luo Lie was so relieved, he blurted out a compliment: "What a fart!"

  Luo Lie was pleasantly surprised at first, but his face gradually changed from surprise to distorted.

  There is no other reason, he found that the smell around him not only did not dissipate, but became more and more intense...

  As a master of cultivation, he never imagined that as a few people broke through the innate, the true qi was running in an unprecedentedly lively state, causing the impurities in the body to be excreted...all began to leak out...

  The men felt that their faces were dull, and they covered their faces and dared not see anyone. As for Wan Lixiu, he was even more ashamed and angry, and dared not move...

   "This is a good thing, don't be dumb, hurry up and wash it, wash it one more time, make sure to wash yourself clean!"

  Luo Lie immediately played the best role of the teacher, and directly vacated the bathroom of the school teachers and staff: "Hurry up and put the hot water, people will go there soon..."

  Zuo Xiaoduo watched from a distance, almost broke his stomach with laughter. He had experienced a similar situation before, so he knew the situation of several people well, and he was not worried at all, only funny.

  With his mobile phone in his hand, he recorded this embarrassing scene to his heart's content, especially Wan Lixiu, who recorded several more segments than others.

   Such black history!

   Definitely record it!

  In the future...hehehe...

   When Luo Lie took all five of them to take a bath, Zuo Xiaoduo had already recorded several precious moments for each of them in his mobile phone, which are worth recalling for a long time.

   "It's a pity, it's a pity that this phone can only record images, not tastes... It would be even better if it could record tastes, technology is still not developed enough..."

  Zuo Xiaoduo put away his phone, looked up to the sky and sighed deeply, deeply regretting that the technology is so underdeveloped.

   After a full hour, all five of them followed Luo Lie back with flushed faces.

  The four boys were scalded by hot water, but Wan Lixiu was purely ashamed.

  Although I understand that the current situation is not my problem, I still feel ashamed.

  The majestic Miss Governor, under the watchful eyes of everyone, she stinks like this, even if there is a reason for the incident, she is still a loser.

  Fortunately, everyone stinks with me... Wan Lixiu thought to herself, squinting at Long Yusheng and the others, feeling a little comforted in her heart.

  While comforting myself...

   "Hahahahaha..."

   Zuo Xiaoduo appeared at the right time, arrogant and arrogant.

   "Xiuer!"

Zuo Xiaoduo was full of air: "You don't have to worry about it. Although you all stink just now, Xiu'er, your stink is completely different from theirs! Their stink is pure stink, but your stink always smells like powder. Son, a little bit better, unconventional..."

   "Boss Zuo, you bitch!"

  Before he finished speaking, Wan Lixiu came over with a big knife on his shoulder, looking like he would never stop dying.

  Zuo Xiaoduo let out a strange cry, and walked away.

   Zuo Xiaoduo would never dare to provoke a woman who was in a rage.

   Just like that, Zuo Xiaoduo was chased and killed by the enraged Wan Lixiu around No. 2 Middle School three times!

   After exhausting Wan Lixiu's strength, he sneaked into the gravity room.

   "I'm so scared!"

   Until entering the gravity chamber, Zuo Xiaoduo was still patting his chest.

   "Hey, Xiu'er can't take a joke... Long Yusheng will have to suffer for the rest of his life..."

  Zuo Xiaoyu still had palpitations: "It's so fierce! I'm really worried about him..."

   Over there.

  Wan Lixiu and Long Yusheng, etc., competed with each other to consolidate their realm.

  Under the rage of Wan Lixiu, his combat power skyrocketed, and his attacks were ruthless and sharp, leaving no room for error.

  Long Yusheng and other four big men were all suppressed and beaten by the furious Wan Lixiu.

  For a girl who is going to die, the four of them have nothing to do... They can only passively defend and get beaten, even if they are four against one, they still lose.

   Each of these people scolded Zuo Xiaoduo thousands of times in their hearts!

  You are so cheap to stir up Wan Lixiu's anger, but let us bear it all!

  This bitch!

  Luo Lie was beaming as he watched from the side: Sure enough, they are all geniuses, and they don’t even need Zuo Xiaoduo, who has a sky-defying rank. Just these five going out are enough to sweep other schools.

  Before Luo Lie also knew the talent and hard work of these students, and he also accompanied the whole test during the previous test.

  Naturally know that the true strength level of these students has already reached the innate level. The reason why they have not made breakthroughs is that they are deliberately suppressing their own breakthroughs in order to reach the maximum limit of their own potential.

   It's just that these six people, including Zuo Xiaoduo, are the pro-students brought over by Qin Fangyang from the warrior class. No matter how greedy Luo Lie is, he can only stare blankly.

  (end of this chapter)