$495, Ghost Gate (2/2)
"It seems that this time, as long as I bring you with me, nothing will be impossible!"
The old man grinned and said to Su Wu.
Su Wu didn't know how he performed divination.
But since the old man said so, I guess he was taken into consideration when making the divination.
He nodded and said: "If you need my help, old man, just ask."
"I don't need your help this time, I need you to carry the beam." The old man shook his head repeatedly and corrected Su Wu's statement. He paced in front of the altar table and said, "Since the people of the Xishen Cult said that they should kill If he catches the rooster, he can bring back the spirit of the deceased for a day and a half.
I just calculated this, but it is not false.
After the ‘God of Joy’ was attacked by the tiger-catching immortals who cut down mountains and destroyed temples, it was difficult for him to fully recover.
If a living person lies down in a coffin, the possibility that his soul will be taken away by it is too low!
so,
Let's hurry up now,
While the 'Ghost Gate' is not completely closed, if you enter the Ghost Gate, there is still hope of getting the soul of the deceased back from under the God of Joy! "
"How to enter the ghost gate?" Su Wu asked.
The black-faced old man pointed at the coffin placed in the yard by Su Wu: "You lie down in the coffin, and I will go crazy and attract evil!"
‘Being mad and attracting yin’?
Su Wu looked into the dark-faced old man's eyes: "The 'yin' in the underworld?"
The old man looked surprised: "You also know about the underworld?"
Next to him, Mr. Jiang put out his cigarette butt and muttered, "Who doesn't know the underworld?"
The black-faced old man and Su Wu looked at Mr. Jiang together.
Second Master Jiang realized he had made a mistake and said nothing more with a straight face.
"I know the underworld, I have been to the underworld." Su Wu replied to the old man.
Jiang Erye, who was listening to the conversation between the two, widened his eyes.
He began to doubt,
Is the ‘underworld’ that I think, where the dead and their souls gather, the same place as the ‘underworld’ these two people mentioned?
This young man!
It’s amazing!
Been to the underworld? !
The old man was overjoyed when he heard this, and said repeatedly: "You have been to the underworld, and you can come back. Then there will definitely be no problem if you go to the dog hole dug by the God of Joy on the outside of the underworld!"
Maybe we can conquer the temple of the God of Joy in the underworld.
Tell it to never recover again! "
"The dog hole dug by the God of Joy on the edge of the underworld?" Su Wu frowned and asked the old man, "Are you talking about the ghost gate?"
"Exactly!"
"If you want to take the road to the underworld, you need to bribe the gatekeeper." Su Wu added.
"really!"
The old divine man affirmed what Su Wu said.
Su Wu looked at him without saying anything.
He grinned, no longer trying to be pretentious, and said directly: "We are insane - in fact, we are just looking for a serious thief to be a good friend, singing songs to it and telling dirty jokes to please it.
When it is happy, it is willing to do things.
That sweetheart of mine is in the underworld.
This time you are just going to the outer edge of the underworld to go to the Hell Gate of the God of Joy. The gatekeeper is not strict. I discussed with my best friend and asked him to open a path for you. You can just go along the path and there is no need to pay toll.
——But you have to be careful, just follow the road,
You must not run out of the path and into the depths of the underworld. I can't get you back! "
The underworld is full of horrors and hides many evil things above the desolate level. Su Wu walked there once. If Pearl hadn't triggered the power of the Kitchen God in the end, he might not have been able to escape from the underworld.
Of course he knew how powerful it was.
So Yi nodded solemnly, indicating that he had taken note of the old magic man's words and would definitely not go outside the road.
"In addition to these, we have to make other preparations." The old man looked at Mr. Jiang next to him and said directly, "Follow the funeral process here, let's go down the process!
It’s time to worship and worship,
When it's time to close the coffin and grind the nails, just close the coffin and grind the nails - the process goes down, the coffin is closed and the nails are crushed as slowly as possible. If the nails are crushed, the person will not be able to come back! "
As the old man explained, Yun Nishang, who had been silent next to him, suddenly said with a serious face: "Let Su Wu lie in the coffin.
Still want to put a nail in the coffin?
I disagree! "
"Little girl..." The black-faced old man pointed at Yun Nichang with a smile. Yun Nichang's eyes met his, and she suddenly felt guilty.
He didn't pay attention, and then said to Mr. Jiang: "I want you to prepare another coffin, invite the deceased into the coffin, and follow the funeral process. The nails used to cover the coffin are the same ones from the deceased's coffin. .
The reason for following this process is:
It’s to ‘cheat’,
‘Cheat’ the God of Joy!
‘Cheat’ the underworld, ‘cheat’ the secret of heaven! "
“Okay, okay!
I'll find a coffin and order a coffin right away!
Invite someone from my family to host the funeral! "Second Master Jiang agreed and went to call someone to do something.
The old man looked at Jiang Yingying beside him and said warmly: "Go burn the paper and cry for your grandpa."
"yes."
Jiang Yingying nodded,
She turned to look at Su Wu, then at the old divine man, and suddenly said: "Is it okay if I go to the underworld? That's my grandfather, I should go -"
"No, no!"
The old man refused directly: "You are just a meat bun beating a dog if you go. You will never come back!"
"You don't have to worry about it here.
Just do what the old man tells you. "Su Wu also persuaded Jiang Yingying.
Jiang Yingying's eyes were filled with tears. She looked at Su Wu's face and said with a trembling voice, "I, I owe you so much. I don't know how to repay you..."
Touching the memory of his parents dying in front of him one after another,
Thinking that my grandfather was also "separated from yin and yang" at this time,
There were people she cared about at the moment who were going to the underworld to save people. She was really worried that Su Wu would never come back. Even though there were so many people in her house and yard, she felt that she would be alone. .
“Otherwise, give them the emergency can!
If you give it to them, grandpa will come back and everything will return to normal..."
The old man stopped talking.
Su Wu looked at the heavy fear in Jiang Yingying's eyes, shook his head and said, "If you are scared out of your wits like this, you will only become a burden to more and more people in the future, and you will hurt them intentionally or unintentionally." One by one, they were dragged to death.
Is this what you want to see? "
After he finished speaking, Yun Nishang looked at him in surprise.
These words are really cruel,
The incident did not happen because Jiang Yingying did anything wrong.
It's just that she had a big, different rooster.
——But the ordinary man is not guilty, but he is guilty of having a jade.
Even if the fault is not yours, sometimes you can only passively accept it.
"No!" Jiang Yingying burst into tears. She wiped the endless tears from her eyes with the back of her hand and said forcefully, "I don't want to see that! If only I was the one who died -"
Before she finished speaking, she was interrupted by Su Wu with a sneer: "Who isn't?
If I was the one in the car accident,
It would be nice if it wasn't my father or mother. "
Yun Nishang lowered her head and remained silent.
As the controller of the Weird Countermeasures Department, she naturally knew about Su Wu's life experience.
Jiang Yingying forgot to cry,
Looking up at Su Wu's cold face, she suddenly felt distressed. She said in a low voice: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry..."
"Just do what you have to do."
Su Wu waved his hand.
Jiang Yingying nodded slightly, turned around and walked to the door of the main room, and began to put pieces of paper money into the brazier, burning the paper and crying.
The sound of mournful cries lingered in the darkness.
Mr. Jiang over there finished the phone call and came back to talk to the old man: "I have invited an old man from my family to preside over the funeral. He said he would bring people here shortly."
"Okay, okay. You go about your business." The old man nodded, turned to Su Wu, and said with a smile, "Young man, you can also lie down in the coffin."
Su Wu responded and walked to the side of the coffin with 'Ghost Gate' carved on the top of the inner wall.
Holding the coffin and stepping into it,
Lying flat inside.
This coffin was customized according to Mr. Jiang's figure. Mr. Jiang was tall. Although Su Wu was taller than him, there was some space reserved in the coffin, just enough for him to lie inside with his legs stretched out.
The 'Ghost Gate' above his head has not noticed anything unusual yet.
Yun Nishang stood on the side of the coffin, looking at Su Wu lying inside with worried eyes.
"Just take good care of Yingying.
I'm fine here. "Su Wu said to Yun Nishang.
Yun Nishang was originally worried.
When she heard his words, she glared at him hard, turned around and walked away.
Su Wu was confused for a while.
He closed his eyes in the coffin.
Outside the coffin, in front of the offering table.
The black-faced old man took out a mirror from his belt bag. The mirror was wrapped in red plastic. It was a very old mirror that was commonly sold at rural markets.
He held the mirror in one hand and took out some bottles and cans from the bag with the other hand.
'vanishing cream';
A tube of lotion from ‘Natural Hall’;
One lipstick and half a box of foundation from ‘MAC’;
Unknown mascara.
…
A small pile of all these was placed in front of the offering table.
Yun Nishang walked past the offering table and looked strangely at the cosmetics that were neatly packed away even though they should have been picked out from various trash heaps.
What is this old man going to do?
When you see a young woman taking out a bunch of cosmetics and setting up a mirror, everyone knows what she is going to do.
But then an old man took out such a pile of things and also arranged a mirror.
But no one dared to think that he was going to put on makeup on the spot.
However, this is the fact -
The dark-faced old man first applied the tube of lotion on his face, and then applied a layer of cream.
His face paled a little.
Then apply foundation,
The face above the neck becomes pink and white,
She took out the lipstick and applied a few circles on her cheeks, eyelids, and lips, and suddenly she looked like those heroines in dramas who deliberately exaggerate and make a fool of themselves.
He puts on makeup without any rules. The lipstick in his hand is not only used for smearing his lips, but also for applying blush on his face.
Such makeup,
In just two or three minutes, the old magic man dressed himself up.
He looked at himself in the mirror,
He took out a wig from his bag and put it on himself.
The originally funny face,
After putting on the wig, he suddenly became gloomy and evil!
The makeup that made people laugh seemed to be the finishing touch at this moment. His temperament suddenly changed, and a gloomy and evil aura lingered around the old man. He raised his eyes towards Yun Nishang -
Yun Nishang didn't dare to look into the other party's dark eyes and hurried away from the altar table!