502, Welcoming the God of Happiness (1/2)
Standing at the junction of reality and the underworld, with colorful energy flowing behind him, Su Wu looked calm and unhurried, looking at the scene outside the underworld - the real world.
Beyond the edge of Hades below,
It's a cave in reality.
The cave was pitch dark, and even though there were many lamps and candles lit in the dark corners, they only slightly illuminated the hazy scene here.
Some grotesquely shaped clay statues were arranged in two rows in the spacious area of the cave, standing opposite each other.
The clay bodies on the left are all male. They either have evil horns that would never appear on traditional statues of gods, or they have blood-red faces and fangs sticking out of their mouths, looking like ghost kings crawling out of hell.
The mud tires on the right are all women.
They also have ferocious looks, but their female reproductive characteristics are extremely obvious.
Either they have huge chests, or their hair is extremely long, and they are making various postures waiting for sexual intercourse.
These two rows of male and female statues are currently in a state of disrepair.
Some idols have no heads,
Some statues were broken at the waist and were forcibly nailed together by later generations.
Some idols are missing arms and legs.
All kinds of statues have one thing in common - copper stakes as thick as an adult's arm are driven into their heads. The copper stakes are densely written with secret mantras - Su Wu only took one look and was sure that they were The true text of the secret mantra in the hidden realm,
This secret mantra comes from the practice of the ‘Mingwang in Tiger Clothing’.
The secret mantra is quite different from the secret mantra extracted from Su Wu's common deity of the 'Mingwang in Tiger Clothing' in the past. It can be seen that it is a secret mantra that was understood and created by later generations.
But from the overall structure of the secret mantra text,
Su Wu could still see some familiar shadows.
Those familiar shadows,
'Reflecting' his own face.
He finally determined,
Who is the Tiger Catcher Immortal?
They are his junior brothers - Li Gou Sheng and Li Hu.
He taught his junior brother the "Tiger Yi Master Cultivation Method" and warned him about various taboos. His teachings were enough for his junior brother to practice to the point of opening the "Heart Chakra", but the true text of the secret mantra on the copper stake now,
It reflects the spiritual realm of junior brother, which is not only opening the heart chakra, but also
The other party may have even opened the ‘Wheel of Heaven’s Gate’.
This experience of seeing the traces of an old friend across a distance of time and space filled Su Wu's heart with emotions. He wished he could immediately go to the Temple of the Kitchen God and get the copper ring that he buried under the inscription in honor of the God of the Kitchen. .
But he also knows that the more preparations he has now, the more he will prepare.
Only by entering Kitchen God Simulation again in the future will you have less regrets.
In order to bury this emotion deeply in my heart.
He looked past the evil gods who were lined up in two rows, with copper stakes hammered into the top of their heads, and their hair temples were destroyed. He looked at the top position, where the statue was wrapped in dried and solidified black and yellow rice. The 'statue' holding the dehydrated corpse of a man stood at the top.
This can no longer be said to be a portrait.
They are simply living human figurines.
Wrapped in dry and solidified black and yellow rice, the shapeless ‘God of Joy’ wears a red hijab, with red threads wrapped around its body, and pieces of wooden plaques under those red threads.
There was something written on the wooden sign,
However, the wooden plaque is too small, and the distance between the ‘God of Joy’ and Su Wu is too great.
Even though he has excellent eyesight,
Now I can't see the words on the wooden sign clearly.
The chest, limbs, and even the male mummy at the feet of the 'God of Joy' were all pierced by copper stakes. Most of the copper stakes as thick as a bowl on its chest were sawed off.
Judging from the cut, the copper pile was sawed extremely smoothly.
It should be caused by modern cutting machines.
A bronze medal was also nailed to the God of Joy,
The bronze medal was also cut off in the middle, but it did not prevent Su Wu from clearly seeing the text on the bronze medal: "The first ancestor Yin Xi, the ancestor of Guangxing, the stove master Li Yueshan, the stove master Li Wu is above, and now the disciples cut down the mountain and destroyed the temple here. , the 'God of Joy' in Yutian and Xiaochi, will be worshiped from now on!
The God of Joy teaches people to isolate the door wall of the ‘Yin Xi Vein’!
The Yinxi Meridian of the Stove God's "Six True Meridians" catches the tiger man and Li Hu leaves a mark.
At noon on September 7, the fifteenth year of Chongzhen in the Ming Dynasty! "
The rows of words on the bronze medal,
Like a heavy hammer,
Hit Su Wu’s eyes,
Hit him right in the heart.
He saw his name on it.
I saw Master’s name,
I saw my junior brother’s name.
What about the rest?
How are Zhuer, Qingmiao and Xiuxiu doing?
Is the mule who unconsciously accommodated Li Gui still restrained by them?
What happened to the newly built kitchen village on Zhijin Mountain?
He agreed to go to the ancestral court of the Maoshan witchcraft sect with the old Taoist, but broke his promise and left midway. Will the old Taoist Xuanzhao be at odds with Zaozhuang because of this?
Questions were swirling in Su Wu's mind endlessly.
Su Wu saw the statue of the God of Joy,
There is a coffin parked,
In the coffin, lay a young man with a pale face.
——He is a dead man.
There were six men and one woman surrounding the coffin.
The woman was obese and gently stroked the face of the young man's body in the coffin. Tears fell like broken beads on the young man's pale face. Her voice was like crying and filled with sadness: "We were How difficult is it to give birth to this child?
The first child was a girl. After a few months of raising her, you secretly sent the child away without me even looking at her for the last time.
The second child is still a girl.
As soon as the child is one month old, you sell it to human traffickers without any fanfare.
Until the third child - the third child!
Oh my god, I finally have a son.
Your old Qiao family finally has a queen!
He was frail and sick when he was a child. If you didn't come home drunk in the middle of the night, I would carry him to the drugstore in the village to see a doctor.
The day he entered the second grade, he saw that I was busy harvesting rice in the fields and it was very hard. He wrote me a note asking me to take a break - the word "break" was written wrong. Just like that, I saw the piece of paper. Article, I also feel that no matter how hard it is, it won’t be hard anymore!
Our children,
My Qiao Yang - he just drowned..."
The woman said nonchalantly,
Among the six men, the thinnest one cried silently, put the wooden sign with the calligraphy on it on a red string, and hung it on the God of Joy.
He remained silent,
But the woman did not let him go;
He suddenly raised his head,
She grabbed his sleeve and said, "We have come this far. My son, my son is about to come back to life. Are you giving up like this? Just giving up like this?!"
"Being, discovered...
If this continues, maybe even the place where the God of Joy is hiding will be dug out! "Facing his wife's fierce gaze, the thin husband actually hesitated to speak.
"Who will find us?
Who can spot us? How many people are really capable now? ! "The wife was so fat that it pressed on her husband's nerves like a mountain. She stared at her husband and said one after another, "You think of a way!
Think of another way!
He tricked their girl into coming to the store.
Use the ‘Life-transferring Seed Method in Chapter 16 of the God of Joy’ to save her life to our Yangyang! "
The skinny husband was dumbfounded: "We run a coffin shop, how can we trick people into coming here? Didn't the old man order the coffin here for us? They must be wary!"
This is human life!
If an old man dies at such an old age, others won't notice anything.
That young girl——"
"I don't care, I don't care, I don't care -" the wife hissed like a slaughtered pig, her hair swaying wildly, "The only two people in their family are his grandfather and grandson. If they die, they will die. Who will investigate?" !
Who has the energy and ability to investigate! "
Looking at my wife who looks like a madman,
The husband was shocked for a while,
His expression calmed down, his lips murmured, and he looked at the five wives' 'maternal families' who were surrounding him. He finally said: "I'd better think of a way to make them follow our instructions.
Let’s kill that ‘rooster that breaks the black sky’…”
"We didn't kill that rooster in the time we wanted,
There is no point in killing him now. "A certain family member looked grim and said in a cold tone, "According to what your wife said, only that young girl's life,
It can save your son's life! "
"Is there anything else I can do?" the husband asked in a panic.
The tall mother-in-law sneered and shook her head.
behind him,
A voice suddenly sounded: "Actually, there is another way -"
"What?!"
"who!"
The seven people turned their heads one after another.
Look towards the place where the sound comes from,
In the midst of the colorful auras, a tall and handsome young man stepped out of the auras.
He looked calm,
There seemed to be no reflections of the seven people in my eyes,
Treating everyone as if they were nothing: "All seven of you, go and die.
Just go to the underworld and reunite with your son——"
Su Wu said it to the ground,
"What?!"
"kill him!"
"Don't let him get away!"
The seven people surrounding the coffin changed their expressions, and they all roared and rushed towards Su Wu, who was standing in the corner of the cave and walking slowly towards him!
Su Wu stepped forward slowly,
The shadows under his feet were squirming, overlapping with the shadows of the statues and stones in the cave.
Thick darkness overflowed from those shadows,
In an instant, the entire cave was covered,
In the gaps between shadows, realistic scenes are reflected.
Blood lanterns rose up from the realistic scene, embedded in the darkness, and rotated.
Two blood lanterns also appeared in Su Wu's eyes.
He looked at the men rushing toward him.
It seems like there is a knife,
Sweeping across a large space in the cave,
The statues of male and female gods contained by the darkness, the individual running towards Su Wu,
They were all cut in half in an instant!
Plop! Plop! Plop!
Blood smears the rocks,
The pieces of internal organs were scattered all over the floor!
The darkness dissipates,
The whole place was silent.
In the gloomy cave, except for Su Wu, there was no one who was intact.
The wife's legs were weakly leaning on the black coffin that was splattered with blood, and her fat legs slowly slipped to the ground.
Her upper body was lying in the coffin, her ferocious face pressed against her son's body.
This fat woman had a twinkle in her eye.
She grabbed a wooden sign and tied one end of the red rope on the wooden sign to her thumb and the other end to her son's wrist. She murmured to herself: "Worship the God of Joy, worship the God of Joy..."
A and B are in Gen, Yi and Gengqian, and Bing, Xin and Kun are happy and peaceful.
Worship the God of Joy, worship the God of Joy...
Husband and wife are destined to be married in the past life, and the God of Joy intends to bring their souls to life..."