Chapter 516: Dogs don't believe it!
Chapter 516 Dogs Don't Believe It!
Zuo Xiaoduo felt melancholy.
This is simply embarrassing me, Master Zuo!
How could I meet such a wonderful man and woman!
The adults of the Xiang family are also weird, don’t you all know my prophecy, why did you make a marriage contract so hastily, typical of yourself to make trouble for yourself!
Zuo Xiaoduo felt depressed, because he was no longer in the mood to look at the photos.
He was silent for a moment, and pulled Xiang Bing aside with a heavy heart: "This...what's going on?"
Xiang Bing was also confused by Zuo Xiaoduo's question: "What's going on?"
Zuo Xiaoduo's face was full of depression, and he stared and said: "Didn't you hear the criticism I gave to your brother? I think you took notes. I think what I hinted at you is obvious, right? Why all of a sudden... "
Xiang Bing was surprised by this, and said: "I just asked my dad, and my dad said, what you mean from the analysis should be that he cannot be allowed to fall in love freely... In view of this, the family simply gave a The family marriage should be resolved from the root. It completely cut off his way of free love. My dad said that everyone agreed that since Master Zuo said so, the family should be the master, and nothing will go wrong..."
"This sister Zhan fits my brother's aesthetics very well, so she should be considered a spouse?"
Zuo Xiaoduo opened his mouth wide: "..."
This thing is not something that a good or bad couple can get rid of disasters and take refuge!
But the brain circuit of the Xiang family... is so strange!
"I understand...full score!" Zuo Xiaoduo raised his thumbs up speechlessly, with the urge to go crazy in his heart!
The Xiang family is indeed worthy of being a family of overlords!
This brain is awesome!
Xiang Bing coughed, and said: "This is yesterday's matter, just settled. I didn't expect that this future sister-in-law would be so popular... She came here today."
Zuo Xiaoduo stared and said: "I remember what I said before returning to Xuan, don't talk about feelings... How did you understand this sentence as not being able to fall in love freely?"
Xiang Bing was stunned for a while: Isn't it? In fact, I also...understand it that way...
Looking at Zuo Xiaoduo's staring eyes, Xiang Bing felt guilty for a while, and his face turned pale: "Cough...I don't know how they understand..."
Suddenly his expression became tense, and he said: "Boss Zuo, why do you have such an attitude... Could it be that there is something wrong with my brother's relationship? I think this future sister-in-law is pretty good."
Zuo Xiaoduo sighed.
Could something go wrong?
That's bound to go wrong!
As for your sister-in-law, you are a good person?
Another nonsense!
If your sister-in-law is not good, how could your brother's fate be so miserable?
It is precisely because people are kind that they can leave painful scars that will last forever!
For things like love and sorrow, if the object itself is of excellent quality, the pain and regret will only be worse...
If the person who gave you the grief was a scumbag, then you should be lucky; because after you faint, you can only lament your stupidity and naivety.
Cursing for life because of love; and being sad for life; that is absolutely different!
"All kinds of things in the future will change by cause and effect. Now we can only take one step and see one step at a time."
Zuo Xiaoduo was puzzled, and said with a sigh.
The fate of Xiang Chong and this Zhan Xuejun, Zuo Xiaoduo can only see the catastrophe and shadows from his appearance; after that, it also shows the appearance of lightning and thunder, which is the rupture of luck caused by the catastrophe of heaven and earth...
The misfortune of heaven and earth!
In this regard, Zuo Xiaoduo dared not intervene at all, the consequences of being involved would be too serious.
Zuo Xiaonian's fate, Zuo Xiaoduo can fight desperately, but...Xiang Chong, he may not be willing to intervene in it.
Zuo Xiaoduo's choice in this point is very clear: if this kind of destiny is destined to be in the world, if he is rashly contaminated, a considerable part of it will inevitably fall on the head of himself, an uninvited guest!
If I was implicated to death, it would not be unusual at all - what kind of fate, what kind of fate, can provoke the destiny of heaven and earth? Such a fate, outsiders want to forcibly intervene, and even change...
How can the consequences be light?
If he was dragged into it and implicated to death, wouldn't he want to leave Nian Nianmao to live alone in this world?
That's not okay!
Seeing Zuo Xiaoduo with a very different demeanor than usual, Xiang Bing became more and more preoccupied.
Looking into the distance, Xiang Chong, who was joking with Li Chenglong with a flushed face, was still looking at the direction Zhan Xuejun was leaving.
It seems that the vigorous and heroic figure can still appear in the next moment.
Based on Xiang Bing's understanding of his brother, how can he not see that this guy is really moved!
At this moment, I heard Xiang Chong laughing over there: "This girl, it's a little difficult to handle. Her gun is longer than mine!"
Zuo Xiaoduo was stunned, and his face suddenly became distorted.
This sentence... At first glance, it seems that there is no problem.
However, I am horrified when I think about it...
Over there, Li Chenglong, who also felt the same, was also contorted, and immediately saw him give Xiang Chong a thumbs up, obviously admiring this tiger-wolf word.
On the way back from school in the afternoon, Zuo Xiaoduo rushed to Li Chenglong and the three of them and began to share the loot with red faces.
"Anyway, you only have 5% of the share." Zuo Xiaoduo refused to give up.
When he went out with the 5% share, Zuo Xiaoduo already had a face full of pain and was full of reluctance!
This **** Li Chenglong earned me 500 yuan in one fell swoop, the 500 yuan I worked so hard to manage!
"I'll give you all these, and I won't divide yours." Li Chenglong pretended to be generous and gave all five hundred yuan to Xiang Chong.
Xiang Chong quit: "Fart! You're clearly trying to take advantage of me..."
The two of them agreed before that they would split the bill fifty-fifty.
Immediately started to get started, Li Chenglong received a lot of extra bribes before, that is a huge sum!
finally…
Under the threat of the two brothers and sisters, Li Chenglong began to divide the accounts. This guy has received an extra benefit of 960 yuan these days, one day; plus the 500, and then... 1460.
730 per person.
Xiang Chong got 730 and gave his sister 300.
Xiang Bing was furious: "Didn't you agree to divide it into half? I should be three hundred and sixty-five!"
Xiang Chong looked happy: "Your brother and I are also the ones who are about to have a wife now, so we should save more private money..."
Xiang Bing was speechless immediately.
It was just the first time I met her today, and she ruthlessly deducted so much of her sister's share...
Is it true that all men have this virtue?
Xiang Bing snorted, rolled his eyes, and suddenly asked Li Chenglong: "Swollen, would you be like this if you found a wife?"
"Wife?!" Li Chenglong trembled in horror: "These two words are too far away for me, out of reach."
"I mean if!" Xiang Bing stamped his feet bitterly.
Li Chenglong laughed loudly: "Isn't it good to be single? Why do you want to find a wife? Single, you can flirt with any girl, chat anytime, joke with any girl, have ambiguity, live among thousands of flowers, not even a leaf touches your body. That's the highest level! If you really have a wife, how can you be so casual... you can't have it, you can't have it!"
Before he could finish speaking, Xiang Bing had already left.
Just pulled Xiang Chong and left, and didn't even go to listen to Grandma Shi's class.
Li Chenglong didn't feel anything wrong at all, and walked two steps to Zuo Xiaoduo, with a look of emotion on his face: "Looking at what Xiang Chong is like today... Hey, when I saw that Mr. Zhan, his IQ directly dropped by three levels. It is always said that a woman is stupid for three years after pregnancy, and I see a man right, at least he is completely stupid now, so stupid!"
The muscles on Zuo Xiaoduo's face twitched: "What else? Is this the point?"
"Of course not. After Grandma Shi finished her lecture in the evening, we have to keep an eye on the progress of Zuo Shuai's company. This is the key point, don't forget." Li Chenglong warned.
"anything else?"
"Let's practice tonight? I want to test my current progress. You are the ideal benchmark!" Li Chenglong said proudly.
"...the leader."
Zuo Xiaoduo sighed: "I found out that the eyes of netizens are really like a torch! This nickname is on your head, it is really... God's destiny. Sure enough, there is a wrong name, but there is no wrong nickname."
Li Chenglong smiled meanly: "That's true, I feel more and more that the nickname of the cheap king is really appropriate for you, it is just right, it is logical, hahaha..."
Swollen burst into laughter, he really didn't realize the true meaning of Zuo Xiaoduo's words.
The more important point is that he... is definitely not pretending.
At this moment, Zuo Xiaoduo was drunk!
He didn't even dare to call himself a "bad king" without being swollen, and launched a counterattack!
"Swollen."
"kindness?"
"Hey...it's nothing, I think you are really happy and fine."
Zuo Xiaoduo looked up to the sky and sighed: "Every single dog is happy, and every day is silly. Everyone in the world is a buddy... Only after many years can I know that when I was single at the beginning, What did I miss. Facing a glass of wine, I lamented the stupid youth at that time..."
Li Chenglong sneered: "It's like you have a wife. If you want to act like someone who has come here, at least you have to get out of the order first?!"
Zuo Xiaoduo said angrily: "Of course I have a wife! My wife is the most beautiful woman in the world!"
Lee Chenglong: "Hahahaha..."
Zuo Xiaoduo stared aggressively: "You don't believe me? My wife is the most beautiful woman in the world!"
"Ha ha ha ha…"
"Hahaha shit, what I said is true! I have a wife! She is the most beautiful woman in the world!" Zuo Xiaoduo looked very solemn.
"hehe."
Lee Chenglong stopped haha and changed it to hehe. And turned away; the meaning is obvious: I don't want to talk to you liar!
I really thought I would believe you!
Tell it to others, they may still be dubious, but tell me? Don't even look at me, who am I, Li Chenglong!
I, Jackie Chan, can you compare my IQ?
How can you compare my EQ with Jackie Chan?
The person who appears the most around you right now is Lao Tzu, and in the next four years, you will have to accompany me throughout the whole process, and then you tell Lao Tzu with a red mouth and white teeth, you have a wife, and she is the most beautiful woman in the world ? !
hehe!
Lie to the dog, the dog will not believe it!
(end of this chapter)