Chapter 547: The mission begins [fifth update! 】
Chapter 547 The mission begins [Fifth update! 】
Warrior saw a beautiful woman talking to him in a soft voice, and his bones froze for a while.
Finally, he knew that the person in front of him was also a practitioner with good strength, but he still said with a smile on his face: "My beauty, the spruce forest is quite far away, and you are not going the right way, you should start from the east gate Yes, it’s a long detour to go from here.”
As he spoke, he pointed to the direction and said, "It's over there."
The beauty brushed her hair softly and weakly, bringing a scent that made people think, she smiled sweetly, revealing a dimple, and said coquettishly: "Is it... hey, but since I have gone wrong, then It’s okay to make a mistake, and you can still get there by going around here, um, you can also pick some sunflowers from this side, there are gains and losses, and this trip is worthwhile.”
"Then, beauty, you should be careful all the way."
"Thank you for letting me know, big brother. When I come back, I must buy big brother a drink."
The beauty winked and took out the pass. The warrior leaned over to look at the beauty's name with a different thought, and his face was intoxicated.
"Kong Piaoyun."
The beauty has been away for a long time, but the gatekeeper is still sighing: "A good name, a good name. It's so poetic... This chest, this butt, this waist, this face, this skin, these long legs, this hair... this Twisted, tsk tsk... hey..."
Last sigh, obviously lamenting that he didn't have a chance.
The so-called treat yourself to a drink, everyone knows it’s just a polite remark, if you really take it seriously, you’ll lose!
…
In the wilderness, this beauty rushed out for four hundred miles, and at this moment, she was already in a rocky mountain. She hurriedly found a hole and got in, as if she was in a hurry...
After entering, the beauty sighed faintly.
"Mistgrass! Twisting my buttocks made my back hurt. Being a man is not easy, but being a woman is even more difficult... It's just that twisting my **** every day will cause my lumbar muscles to strain..."
After saying that, he stretched out his hand, and pulled off his cloud-like hair, revealing a shiny bald head.
Waving his hands again and again, dense real energy was emitted, gathering all the fragrance overflowing from his body, and then buried all the clothes in the ground, and did not change clothes until he was completely naked.
Grabbed the two oversized steamed buns stuffed in front of his chest before, and opened his mouth to take a bite.
"Mist grass, smells like perfume, I can't eat it, it's too wasteful, you should know the food on the plate, hey, I have to throw it away..."
Immediately buried it in the ground.
Completely dressed again, Zuo Xiaoduo, who was wearing special leather boots made of star animal skin, immediately returned to the image of the class leader Zuo, who is as handsome as a jade tree, but the most attractive thing is still the shining bald head.
Zuo Xiaoduo thought for a while, and casually grabbed seventeen or eighteen wigs from the space ring, and finally chose a three to seven point one, carefully covered it on the scalp, straightened it with his hands, and took out a small mirror to take a picture.
"I don't look at appearance, I look at physiognomy. Oh, I'm stupid, so handsome!"
But then it was a little gloomy.
On his face, dark clouds covered his face.
"There's a bra with big breasts!" Zuo Xiaoduo murmured, "However, it looks like there's no danger. Maybe, every bad luck turns good luck into good luck, and you get something from falling off a cliff, and the fetal breath is suppressed all the way." Three hundred upgrades can't be stopped, and Dan Yuan can't stop three hundred upgrades..."
Take out your phone and turn it on.
Suddenly, a series of news came from Ding Ding Dong.
From top to bottom, in order.
Gao Qiaoer: Be careful!
Wu Qing: Be careful.
Gao Zhiyun: Be careful.
Ms. Gao: Don’t go out!
Wu Yi: Be careful.
Zuo Xiaoduo stared intently.
So many people reminded me... It seems that the news of my going out is so touching.
At the same time, I was filled with emotion, and I was still a little tangled.
Except for Vice President Gao and Mrs. Gao, the others... it's really better not to remind me, you make me feel bad...
Speaking of it, the most difficult thing to deal with in the Jianghu is this kind: you have enmity with this family, but you have friendship with someone in this family, and the person has helped you...
This is very uncomfortable.
It's better to directly declare that the horses and horses are hostile... What can we do now?
Zuo Xiaoduo was a little melancholy.
Then look down.
Niannianmao: Dog, what are you doing?
Niannianmao: Gou da dou da dou da!
Mother: Dog? Do you miss your mother?
Father: I will start a group later to try new functions. Don't reply if you are really busy, remember to set mute. Remember, when it is not absolutely safe, the mobile phone must be placed in the space ring, and it is not necessary to take it out.
Father invited you to join the group chat.
Confirm to join.
Mother-in-law: Dog! Small excess! You go out and fly freely, right? After four or five phone calls to my old lady, nothing happened? Are you going to fly? Want to go to heaven?
Father: I called you four or five times? when? ?
Mother on: you go!
Father: Dog, we only talked once on the phone, and it was me who called you? Good for you! Royal father wrote it down!
The well-behaved and obedient little Duoduo: Hehehe...
Mother: Hey what? where?
Obedient and obedient little Duoduo: Class is about to start, and I am on my way to the classroom. There are still 27 meters, 31 centimeters and 10 millimeters to the classroom.
Mother:...
Father:...
Mother: Go to class. It's okay, look at the group.
The well-behaved and obedient little Duoduo: Okay, Mom, I miss you so much, baah, I want to hug and hold you high...
Father: Rolling eyes expression.
Mother: Next time I come back, I will make leek vermicelli dumplings for you.
The well-behaved and obedient little Duoduo: salivating expression.
Mother: Go to class.
The well-behaved and obedient little Duoduo: The son and minister resigned, the father, the queen, and the queen are auspicious.
Father: Get out!
Close the chat group, set the mute, and put the phone back into the ring, Zuo Xiaoduo became more and more energetic.
Before the action, Zuo Xiaoduo was able to chat with his parents for a while, and Zuo Xiaoduo only felt happy and peaceful in his heart.
What's more, I'm even more afraid of death!
I want to live, live for a long time, and find out all those bastards.
I still need to find medicine, find countless treasures of heaven and earth, and then become the richest man in the mainland!
After I have earned enough money and become the number one expert in the world, I will deposit a huge amount of wealth, astronomical figures, in the bank, and live on a large amount of interest every day!
Then fight on the bed with Niannianmao every day!
If you lose, give her one million.
If you win, don’t give it up!
Hey Hey…
Then I should win every day, wow ha ha ha...for nothing!
Zuo Xiaoduo thought about it, and smiled wretchedly.
"Otherwise, if you lose a game, you will take off one piece of clothing... In this way, it doesn't matter if you win or lose, it's all at my advantage... Hahaha hiccup..."
Squinting his eyes, thinking about this scene, Zuo Xiaoduo felt his Yanyang scriptures burst out suddenly, and concentrated all the heat on his crotch...
"I'll try to wear steel plates after I go back this time. I heard that cultivators are far better than ordinary people. I'm afraid I'm even better than that. Wearing steel plates is probably nothing!"
Being able to talk to his parents through the air, Zuo Xiaoduo naturally feels relieved, but he is not without regrets.
It's a pity that Nian Nian Mao didn't come out to talk during the group chat. It seemed that he was quite busy, so he just took the time to send himself a message and put the phone away, right?
"As a generation of masters, I love cats the most in my life; I have traveled thousands of mountains and rivers, let him be in the wind and rain; I have two sledgehammers in the palm of my hand, and a civet cat; I roam the wilderness to find the elixir; wait for me to achieve the highest , let the bank contract..."
Zuo Xiaoduo talked about his great ideals, got into the dense forest, and started the first mission journey.
The meteorites in the sky are still falling like meteors, without beginning and without end, hitting the whole earth and filling the air with smoke and dust.
The iron wood forest in the north where Zuo Xiaoduo is now is hard. Although it grows slowly, its vitality is particularly tenacious. Meteorites that are not particularly large cannot be smashed down at all, and they keep hitting.
What's more special, there are miraculous straight iron trees growing in this forest that have never been hit by big stones!
As a tree student, this is the treatment of a child of fortune.
"North."
"Ironwood Forest."
"There is a high probability that there is a sun-returning grass, but it grows underground, and it is rare to find traces of it!"
Zuo Xiaoduo wandered in the iron wood forest. According to what Li Chenglong said, he searched carefully on the ground, hoping to find some traces.
"Whoosh!"
Zuo Xiaoduo turned around and pinched a colorful snake with two fingers. This snake has a triangular head and looks very disgusting. The letter of the snake is very long. Even if it is pinched seven inches, it still spits out. The three-foot-long snake letter exudes a stench, and there are sharp thorns on the snake letter, stabbing directly at Zuo Xiaoduo's arm!
It was obviously a counterattack in danger. If Zuo Xiaoduo dodges, or even throws it far away, it will be out of trouble.
The evil of the end!
"You actually want to bite me!"
Zuo Xiaoduo was furious, and at the place where his thoughts moved, Yanyang magic power suddenly emerged, and his whole body instantly turned into a piece of red-hot human-shaped iron.
"Squeak"
The three-foot snake wrapped itself around Zuo Xiaoduo's arm like a pillar, and before he could make any follow-up actions, smoke rose with a sizzle.
The Rainbow Snake, which claims to never call out, let out a scream, and the snake letter hurriedly let go, but a considerable part of it was already stuck to Zuo Xiaoduo's arm, and the entire snake letter was covered with huge blisters!
A snake letter swelled up, and it was actually thicker than the snake's body. It just dragged outside and could never be taken back.
The Rainbow Snake was so scalded that tears almost flowed out. What kind of monster is this! ?
Finally, a prey came and wanted to take a bite, but the snake head was almost fully cooked when it took a bite, and the blisters hung like bells, and a blister was bigger than the snake's head, and on the three-foot-long tongue, such blisters There are more than forty!
It suddenly looks like a bunch of grapes...
Zuo Xiaoduo waved his hand and threw the Rainbow Snake on the ground: "Today, show mercy and let you live."
The snake ran away in a panic.
The body was more than four feet long, and the tongue was more than three feet long. After walking a few meters, one of the snakes was dragged, and the whole snake curled up in convulsions for a while, rolling in pain.
Still walk a few meters, wear out another one, and walk a few more meters...
I only walked a few tens of meters, and I was already lying on the ground with my stomach turned over, not moving, just convulsed, convulsed for a while, and completely motionless.
In the grass, there was a rustling sound.
But all the rainbow snakes are scrambling to escape!
(end of this chapter)