Chapter 726: I'm most afraid of sika deer, oh...

Chapter 726: I'm most afraid of sika deer, oh...

  Chapter 726 I am most afraid of sika deer, oh...

  Wu Yuting sighed in her heart, her daughter is too innocent.

  Gou Da is now a master of Danyuan, and far surpasses the average master of Danyuan...

  You still scare him the way he used to scare him when he was a child, how can it be? Do you think it's still the little dog who was scared out of his wits when you threw it?

   It is necessary to teach the art of imperial husband... Otherwise, this girl will be eaten to death by dogs.

  Zuo Xiaonian caught Zuo Xiaoduo who fell from a high altitude, held the back of his neck in his hand, and humbly asked for advice: "Mom, what should I do? You teach me."

  Wu Yuting raised her eyebrows and said: "Shooting a snake seven inches and attacking its key points can defeat the enemy. This is especially true when dealing with lazy people like puppy. The most direct method is to postpone the wedding for ten years."

   "Mom!!" Zuo Xiaoduo, who was pretending to be a dead dog, yelled heartbreakingly: "You are really my real mother..."

  Wu Yuting was unmoved: "For another example, on the wedding night in the bridal chamber, he was not allowed to enter, and he disappeared after playing for several years."

   "Mom... woo woo..." Zuo Xiaoduo cried.

   "For another example, don't let him go to bed in the future..."

"Another example…"

  Wu Yuting came up with good ideas one by one, but Zuo Xiaoduo just felt cold all over his body.

   Zuo Changlu, who was eavesdropping in the room, was also terrified and thrilled...

"Mommy mommy…"

  Zuo Xiaoduo struggled down and supported Wu Yuting attentively: "It's getting late... why don't you just go to sleep."

   "Thank you Mom! I will do this in the future! I will listen to you!"

  Zuo Xiaonian pursed her lips and laughed so hard that her branches trembled wildly.

  Zuo Xiaoduo has a mournful look on his face.

  That night, Zuo Xiaoduo suddenly remembered that he still had two treasures, and he seemed to have forgotten to show them to his parents, so he hurriedly took them out to offer them.

   "Mom and Dad, take a look at what these two are."

   As he spoke, he took out the bead taken from the body of the giant earthworm, introduced it like this, and then took out the fossil stone and talked about it.

   "Void Stone! Good stuff!"

  Zuo Changlu stared at the Fossil Stone at a glance.

   "Dad, do you know this thing?" Zuo Xiaoduo only felt that his parents were two big encyclopedias, how could they know everything? Ever seen anything?

   "This stuff is indeed rare, but that doesn't mean it doesn't exist."

  Zuo Changlu sighed in admiration, looked at the Void Stone in his hand, and said: "But this thing is really a good thing, it can be called a killer fetish!"

   "How good is it to be specific? Tell me in detail?" Zuo Xiaoduo asked humbly.

   "Well, it's not bad."

  Zuo Changlu pushed the Fossil Stone back: "If you don't intend to be a killer with this thing, then don't use it if you can. Because using this thing is addictive."

   "It is a good thing that everyone can't put it down to be able to solve a powerful enemy silently. It is not a problem to leapfrog and kill. It is naturally a super good thing."

   "But there is one biggest disadvantage of this thing, that is, it is useless against enemies above the flying sky. Instead, because of the dependence I have cultivated for a long time, it is difficult to cover up my own flaws and omissions, and I will die in an instant!"

"Think about it carefully, when you are used to opportunism, getting used to getting something for nothing, getting used to killing enemies by leapfrogging...then when you are promoted to the realm of Gui Xuan, this habit will be deeply ingrained, even if you know the danger, but you yourself When you are used to how to do it... If at that time, go to kill Feitian Realm..."

   "Then, He Yi sent his own neck to someone else's knife."

   "You must always remember one thing: Martial arts, there are no shortcuts! Martial arts, the more you go to a higher level, the more you need to return to the basics!"

"When you reach the Feitian realm, the Void Stone, even if it can't be said to be a waste stone, at least has to have a level of cultivation similar to that of the opponent to play a little role. As for the higher realm... the Void Stone is completely useless, only a burden! "

   "Your cultivation base is still low, and you still can't understand the battle atmosphere of that realm. No matter how superb the method is, it will be useless by that time."

Zuo Changlu Chunchun taught: "You must always remember one thing, that is... the so-called skills are just because the power level of human beings is not large enough, so they try their best to achieve the impossible with limited power Things. That's why there are so-called skills! If your strength is strong enough, then any skills, which are trivial, are all jokes."

   "To put it in the most eloquent way, all martial arts moves come down to skills. Whether it's four or two strokes, or the movement of strength... when facing absolute power, it's nothing!"

"And when ordinary practitioners are promoted to the realm of Feitian, basically there is nothing wrong with the so-called skills! I understand what you know, and maybe I understand what you don't. When you want to use skills, just It is the time when you want to save some effort, or when you are most ambitious; and at this time, it is often the time to suffer a big loss."

  Zuo Changlu smiled lightly: "If someone who is at the same level as me uses skills to fight against me, he may not be able to survive for a second."

  Zuo Xiaoduo nodded seriously.

   "I see, Dad, I will use this void stone as little as possible in the future."

  He chuckled, and said, "That **** Yu Moyan seems to be in the business of attacking killers... I'm the stuff, I'll find a chance to sell it to him."

   "Sell it to him?" Zuo Changlu smacked his lips: "Looks like I heard you say that Yu Moyan's family seems to be quite poor. Can he afford this thing?"

  Zuo Xiaoduo raised his chin: "Dad, you are so narrow-minded. He can't afford it. Why don't you pay the IOU?"

   "Then how much are you going to sell?" Zuo Changlu asked.

   "One hundred million."

  Zuo Xiaoduo said: "100 million high-grade star soul jade, isn't this price much? I don't have a lion to open my mouth, right?"

   "Cough cough cough..."

   Zuo Changlu almost suffocated in one breath.

   100 million high-grade star soul jade!

  You can kill Yu Moyan.

   With a dozen IOUs, wouldn't your classmate Yu Moyan have to work for you Zuo Xiaoduo for the rest of his life, even working part-time until he reached the level of the king, and he may not be able to pay off the debt.

   "Okay, as long as you know what's in your mind." Zuo Changlu stopped talking.

  He just wanted his son to understand the harmfulness of the Void Stone, and that was enough.

   As for how Zuo Xiaoduo handles this stone, that is his own business.

  Zuo Changlu said that he doesn't care.

   "This bead is really strange..." Zuo Changlu looked at the bead that Zuo Xiaoduo took out from the earthworm's body, looked left and right, and became very confused.

   "It's really weird, and I can't see through it."

  Wu Yuting came over curiously: "What is it that you still can't see through?"

  She knows who her husband is. If there is anything in this world that cannot be seen by the left and right, it means that this thing is really too rare.

   Taking the bead, Wu Yuting felt it for a while, and couldn't help but shook her head again and again: "It's not a magic bead."

  Left long road nodded.

   "How did you get it?"

   Zuo Xiaoduo then explained the process.

   "Earthworm? Can it grow infinitely after eating?"

Zuo Changlu really didn't understand: "Looking at it now, it doesn't seem to have much effect, but I always feel that this thing is not so simple. You must know that earthworms are extremely weak, and it is difficult to practice Taoism. The effect of making earthworms metamorphose into almost another kind of existence is absolutely extraordinary.”

   "You put it away first, we will study it slowly later."

  Zuo Changlu coughed, although his face was calm, but his heart was still a little embarrassing.

  My son is actually able to take out things that I don’t recognize. This... really damages the image of my great father...

   Wu Yuting didn't know how Zuo Changlu looked, so she stared at him teasingly, with a smile flashing across her lips.

   Zuo Changlu coughed.

   "I'm going to take a shower and get ready for bed."

   Then he stood up and walked away...

  Wu Yuting and Zuo Changlu went to bed early, leaving space for Zuo Xiaoduo and Zuo Xiaonian.

  Both the husband and wife are experienced people, so they naturally know that the young man and woman who have just got married are not enough to stay together alone.

  Zuo Xiaonian sat on the double sofa, watching TV as if nothing had happened, holding the remote control in his hand, looking very carefree.

  Zuo Xiaoduo sat on the single sofa next to him, but only felt itchy and unbearable. Bored, he took out his mobile phone, but saw the videos flying around in the class group.

   It is the scene where Xiang Bing confessed his love.

  Listening to Xiang Bing's words: "I declare that we are a couple! From now on, you have to treat me well, understand? Do you know?"

  Zuo Xiaoduo almost couldn't help howling a wolf.

   I couldn't help but be elated, I really saw this girl right, I just pushed her and **** her...

   "Then are you willing to go out with me for a meal and a drink?" Xiang Bing's words came out clearly.

   "Aww..." Zuo Xiaoduo howled.

  This girl has really strong execution ability!

  Zuo Xiaonian's eyes drifted over.

   "Swollen has confessed his love, let me show you." Zuo Xiaoduo was about to run over.

   "I don't want to watch." Zuo Xiaonian pouted: "You sit over there, don't come over!"

  Zuo Xiaoduo sat down awkwardly. This reason does not work...

  However, even swollen...

  I still...

  So it became more and more itchy, my buttocks bounced on the sofa, and I said to myself: "This sofa spring seems to be broken...why is it so tight..."

   So he lifted his buttocks and was about to move to the big sofa.

  Zuo Xiaonian rolled his eyelids and snorted softly, but the threat was obvious.

  Zuo Xiaoduo sat down again, shaking his **** in embarrassment: "It's really painful...It's so uncomfortable...Why are you so uncomfortable?"

   While talking, she peeked at Zuo Xiaonian.

  Zuo Xiaonian seemed to be concentrating on watching TV, completely ignoring someone.

  So Zuo Xiaoduo raised his **** again...

   Hey, Zuo Xiaonian didn't see it.

  Zuo Xiaoduo moved slowly with his buttocks, and then... finally moved to the big sofa, his buttocks twitched, and he said happily, "It's still comfortable here."

  Zuo Xiaonian glanced at him blankly, then turned to watch TV.

  Zuo Xiaoduo tossed his buttocks back and forth, and said happily: "It's comfortable, this sofa is really comfortable..."

   Bounced, she bumped to Zuo Xiaonian's side, and she already had a little physical contact. Wow, so fragrant and soft...

"snort!"

  Zuo Xiaonian snorted coldly, his eyes swept away like cold electricity.

   "Comfortable, really comfortable..." Zuo Xiaoduo nonchalantly started bouncing his **** again, moving some distance away.

   And then bounce again, keep flipping, flipping, flipping over...

  Later...

  Zuo Xiaonian looked at Zuo Xiaoduo who was leaning on him with a speechless face. This guy was bouncing, sticking to him like chewing gum that he didn't know when.

  Zheng Zi looked happy, and he was not upside down anymore.

   And one pair of hands is holding a small hand of his own, laughing foolishly.

   Just clenched tightly, without any other movements.

   Leaning, clasping hands, silly joy.

  Zuo Xiaonian rolled his eyes, panted heavily, the remote control went dark, and changed the channel.

  On the screen, a sika deer jumped out.

   "Ah Yah!"

  Zuo Xiaoduo seemed to be taken aback, his face turned pale, and he hugged Zuo Xiaonian's waist all of a sudden: "Ah, this sika deer is so scared..."

  Zuo Xiaonian was ashamed and annoyed.

  You are such a murderous and ruthless character, now you have the nerve to say that the sika deer is scary...

   "Let go!"

   "It's scary, it's scary...I'm most afraid of sika deer..."

  Zuo Xiaoduo trembled all over, holding Zuo Xiaonian's soft and slender waist, not letting go, as if he was really scared, his face turned red with fright.

   "The sika deer is so fierce... blah blah... so scared..."

   "..."

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