Chapter 744: Extortion [First update! Ask for a monthly pass! 】
Chapter 744 Extortion [First update! Ask for a monthly pass! 】
There was a click.
The chair under the Flood Witch's **** is broken.
The space is distorted.
Zuo Changlu touched the interspatial ring in his hand, um, the first one called it a day, and put it into his own interspatial ring with his backhand.
"Tinger..."
"Um?"
"The mention of the big man just now made me think about it, and I can't help but think of many old friends, such as the big **** back then..." Zuo Changlu looked like he was recalling.
The Great Witch Flood looked relaxed.
Lei Taoist's face was like the bottom of a pot in an instant!
"Big miscellaneous hair?" Wu Yuting pretended to be a little confused, and helped lead the topic.
"The one who likes thunder the most." Zuo Changlu explained.
"Oh oh oh... I see." Wu Yuting suddenly realized.
Lei Daoren sitting a little far away seemed to have hemorrhoids under his buttocks, and his whole body felt weak.
Fuck me, I just got internally hurt from laughing at a joke, now it's my turn?
"Ting'er, the same friend, but a different temper." Zuo Changlu.
"Oh? How do you say that? Can you tell me specifically?" Wu Yuting asked curiously.
"That big **** is much more stingy than the big guy. The big guy is stingy, but he will give you what he should give. If one day, they are all there, the big guy can give gifts, but the big **** will give you gifts." Most likely not."
Zuo Changlu sighed deeply: "It's not kind to meet people. Back then, he fought with a big man, and I saved his life..."
"Did you save his life?"
Wu Yuting was shocked: "Saving his life, how much affection is that, then why can't he not give a gift? This is too ignorant of etiquette, no, this is a big right and wrong! There is no bottom line for this." Bar?"
"Hey, he is the kind of person who has been stingy and stingy all his life... I can't say anything about him. He is so old, and every needle is a treasure in his eyes, and he is reluctant to bear it..." Zuo Changlu looked helpless.
Lei Dao was so angry that his whole body trembled.
I really want to roar: What do you mean you saved my life? :
It was true that I lost to him in a decisive battle with Flood, but how could it not be that life-threatening?
Besides, you jumped out to persuade us when we were tied, the flood witch stopped because he was afraid that you would make a profit...
But after that fight, you have been spreading the whole world that you saved my life...
As a result, all three continents now know that you saved my life, but what was the real situation at that time, didn’t you have any clues about your surname Zuo?
"Actually, it's no wonder."
Zuo Changlu understood with a face: "It's not easy for a big bastard. It is said that he raised his wife back then..."
The space is distorted.
Lei Daoren's face was earthy, and he simply sent out five space rings at once.
do not talk!
Say it in front of so many people... I don't want my face...
Although the woman has been dead for thousands of years; but every time she reincarnated, she was brought back by herself... Raising a girl from a young age to a grown-up, then getting married, and continuing the relationship...
Did it die again after a while...so I picked it up again...continue to raise, continue...
But others don’t know the reason behind this...
If this guy is allowed to cut the beginning and end of the nonsense, the whole thing will be completely changed, and it will become unrecognizable. Is there any way to hear it? ! Do you still want Lao Tzu's reputation?
I really do not like people!
Zuo Changlu kept his composure the whole way, and took away the space ring without anyone noticing, and continued to sigh: "Ting'er, do you still remember our best friend? A good friend who is even better than an old friend!"
Emperor Zhaixing, who sensed that he was named, immediately turned pale.
I am not your best friend! I don't know you two!
What the hell, we're best friends now.
Seeing that the couple was about to start again... Emperor Zhaixing directly accepted.
All right, all right, stop talking... I know more than Hong Shui and Da Lei!
Another five rings were obtained.
Zuo Changlu murmured: "I don't know about those other people, what kind of reaction did they know, maybe they are all pretending to be stupid... Do you want to call the roll? I remember the dark history of many people... "
Wu Yuting suddenly became interested: "What black history? Tell me?"
Several people who have already given gifts laughed: "Tell me, tell me, we are most interested in these..."
The faces of the others were ashen-colored.
So.
Spatial successive distortions.
Zuo Changlu smiled more and more comfortably on his face, he couldn't stop talking, and his hands didn't stop.
Zuo Xiaoduo's two-sleeved golden mountain is nothing, compared with his father, he is a fart, not worth a penny!
A handful of interspatial rings, and all the things in the interspatial rings are rare treasures!
Just talking to my wife for a while... These things flew here by themselves as if they had grown legs.
Cool!
…
Zuo Changlu was talking to his wife, but Zuo Xiaoduo, who was close at hand, didn't hear anything; all he saw was his parents whispering, no matter how concentrated he was, he couldn't hear anything.
The space was distorted for a while, and he knew that it was the power of space that was isolating the space.
It should be normal that you can't hear what your parents say.
However, this normality is extremely unusual...
In the end, what's going on?
Zuo Xiaonian focuses all his attention on Zuo Xiaoduo and his parents. Once there is a change, even if he sacrifices himself, he must ensure that his parents are safe!
After a long while like this, Zuo Xiaoduo suddenly felt that it seemed... those space restrictions disappeared...
At this time, the stage began.
Two hosts, speaking beautifully on the stage, blessing or introducing the program.
As time went by, the shows began to perform one by one.
As the show unfolded, Zuo Xiaoduo felt that...
Hey, although the pressure I felt inexplicably is still there, the sense of crisis has disappeared, just disappeared inexplicably.
Zuo Xiaoduo was a little surprised; he didn't understand what happened at all.
And the father and mother seemed to be concentrating on the stage, watching the show? !
Zuo Xiaoduo's heart slowly settled down, and he quietly leaned to Zuo Xiaonian's ear, saying: "It's okay, it should be okay, what happened today is really strange, everything is weird!"
Zuo Xiaonian also felt the same way, it seemed that all the pressure disappeared at once...
Heaved a sigh of relief and said, "It's fine."
Zuo Xiaoduo reached out his hand quietly, took her hand, and said in a low voice, "After a few days, Mom and Dad are gone. Let's go to the movies, shall we?"
Zuo Xiaonian looked at him suspiciously: "What movie?"
"It's a very regular movie."
Zuo Xiaoduo beamed with joy: "I've already reserved a private room for couples. This is something every couple should do."
"..."
Zuo Xiaonian had a pretty face, hummed, lowered her head and said, "We'll talk about it when parents leave."
Zuo Xiaoduo was very hot in his heart, and couldn't help but said: "There are also such irregular movies, can you watch them? You can learn a lot, we are both rookies, and learning is normal..."
"...Get out!" Zuo Xiaonian's neck was red with embarrassment: "I'm ignoring you!"
"Okay, okay, don't look at it." Zuo Xiaoduo hurriedly confessed, rolling his eyes: "Then, give me a kiss."
"I don't."
"Then let me kiss you?"
"..."
Zuo Xiaoduo made a sneak attack like lightning, sat back in his seat satisfied, and looked around like a thief. Well, no one found me.
Zuo Xiaonian blushed and murmured, "Why didn't Gu Luoyan come?"
Zuo Xiaoduo is also a bit strange.
Ordinarily, this kind of large-scale performance, Gu Luoyan is either the opening or the finale, but this time, she, a well-known mainland star, did not come...
It is indeed a bit strange.
In a space domain.
The twenty-three people who appeared to be sitting on four tables outside were already sitting on both sides of the same big table.
Witch League side, Star Soul side, Dao League side.
Outside the drums and drums were loud, the applause was like thunder, and the music was curling up, and there was silence here.
It was clear that everyone was still sitting on their chairs outside, but they were already sitting neatly here.
The great flood witch sat on the left side of the long table, standing there like a mountain, full of majestic and unshakable feeling.
Opposite him, Zuo Changlu sat firmly, and beside him, there was another chair that was slightly smaller. Wu Yuting was sitting on it, manicuring her nails slowly.
On the other side is You Xingchen, who seem to be sitting side by side, but the left Changlu is obviously sitting in the middle, which is the so-called C position.
One of the left and right kings sat next to Wu Yuting, and the other sat next to You Xingchen.
Lei Taoist of the Daomeng sat on the wide side, facing the door, in the middle.
The other six were sitting on the left and right of him.
Opposite them are the ten great witches of the Wumeng.
Now, except for a few people, the others, including Dao Flood Witch and Lei Taoist, count as one, and they all have a stinky face.
After all, I was blackmailed before my **** could sit still when I came here.
No one would be too happy to switch to anyone.
Zuo Changlu smiled, opened his mouth first, and said, "First of all, let me give you a formal introduction. The ones outside are my son, my daughter, my son, my daughter-in-law, and my daughter and son-in-law. "
"Everyone will meet each other in the future, remember to take care of you, get closer and closer."
Zuo Changlu smiled and bowed.
"Hehe... Your circle is really chaotic." It was the golden scale witch who spoke.
Golden Scale Witch felt wronged and unhappy.
What does it have to do with Lao Tzu?
Why should I give a gift too?
Your surname Zuo is holding on to Lao Tzu’s pigtail, isn’t it over?
What the hell, you used Tianshui to melt Lao Tzu's armor gold scales in an ambush, and then let me run naked once, why do you mention it every time?
"Is it messy?" Zuo Changlu chuckled, "Golden Scaled Witch, the last time I was in the Flame Mountain..."
"It's really a man and a woman, a match made in heaven." The golden scale witch's face darkened: "I can only congratulate, I am very envious."
The Great Witch of Bingming crossed his legs, no one cared about him at the moment, he immediately regained his spirits, and said with his mouth tilted: "Haha, I thought someone could taunt me, but I was coaxed so quickly... like the boss... I was also beaten... Are you pulling your pigtails? Look at how cowardly you are, in a cowardly position with the boss..."
The fire hit the table headlong.
Can you not bring the boss every time you taunt?
You want to die, we haven't lived enough!
(end of this chapter)