Chapter 835: I can't get out of your routine in this life [first update]
Chapter 835 I can't get out of your routine in this life [First update! 】
"Simply..." Zuo Xiaoduo pulled his hair and said, "Nian Nian Mao, can you change her name?"
"No!" Zuo Xiaonian was very firm.
"Why don't you just change your appearance?" Zuo Xiaoduo finally seized the opportunity and said angrily, "Is it okay not to look like you?"
"Isn't it good to look like me, I think it's pretty good?" Zuo Xiaonian was genuinely puzzled.
"Hmph... These innate spirits can all grow up..."
Zuo Xiaoduo snorted, and said: "She looks exactly like you, are you planning to find me a concubine? Anyway, I will never agree to her marrying someone else in the future!"
"...poof!"
Zuo Xiaonian took a sip, is that okay? Is this jealous! ?
"How could Bing Po get married? It is the essence of heaven and earth, not a living person, who will marry?!" Zuo Xiaonian was surprised.
"Regardless of whether it is possible or not, I want to explain this to you anyway. If she ever grows up, she will have nothing else to do except be my concubine!"
On this point, Zuo Xiaoduo was extremely firm.
Can’t give it to anyone except mine!
Anyway, I just disagree!
There was a sly look in his eyes. It is impossible for Bing Po to grow up, Zuo Xiaoduo knows this clearly.
Regarding this point, he and Li Chenglong have consulted too much information; and, have read countless ancient legends.
But Zuo Xiaonian is not as boring as the two of them.
When two single men are together, any weird idea will come up. When Zuo Xiaoduo and Li Chenglong checked, cough, God knows what kind of thoughts they had.
Anyway, at that time, Li Chenglong’s expression was very turbulent, and his eyes were very persistent; while Zuo Xiaoduo’s expression at that time was also extremely lewd... His eyes were also somewhat yearning...
But the final result made the two of them extinguish all their fantasies...
"Ice Soul shouldn't grow up..." Zuo Xiaonian was shocked by this weird question raised by Zuo Xiaoduo: "It's just an innate soul...how is it possible..."
"There are many in ancient legends who are congenital spiritual things."
Zuo Xiaoduo insisted: "In many novels, there are congenital spiritual beings who get married, and even have offspring, which is not uncommon."
"Otherwise you'll change her appearance, or you'll be a surefire little wife!"
At this moment, Zuo Xiaonian only felt that his mind had been subverted, and he couldn't turn the corner. He said speechlessly: "Xiao Xiaoduo's essence is just a piece of ice, and he definitely can't marry..."
Zuo Xiaoduo said unreasonably: "In ancient legends, there are snakes who marry people, dragons who marry people, people who marry trees, and spirit races... By the way, the spirit race...hmph, what's wrong with that?" Yes; it’s not okay to face your face anyway. I will feel like I’ve been green..."
Zuo Xiaonian was helpless, so he went to discuss with Xiao Xiaoduo.
Xiao Xiaoduo firmly disagrees with changing her appearance.
Zuo Xiaonian's appearance locked in the current age group can be said to be the most perfect appearance in the world, and I will never change it!
Let me settle for the next best thing, how is it possible, absolutely impossible!
"It's true that I won't change much. Besides, I don't even have a gender. Who will I marry..." Bing Po was also speechless about someone's jealousy.
This human being seems to be mentally ill, I am just a piece of ice, you are jealous of me, it is simply abnormal...
Of course, with Bing Po's purity, he wouldn't think of Zuo Xiaoduo's true thoughts...
"What if it gets bigger?" Zuo Xiaoduo refused to budge.
"There is no just in case."
"Hmph! Even if you say that, I'm still a little worried." Zuo Xiaoduo was quite brooding.
Xiao Xiao Duo is very angry.
Finger-sized body, Zuo Xiaoduo was so angry that he got bigger.
Zuo Xiaonian asked Xiao Xiaoduo to take back the spirit sword to rest, and then said: "I will work slowly in the future, why are you in a hurry? Really...you are so jealous that it is inexplicable."
Zuo Xiaoduo said very seriously: "This is a matter of principle for me, and it cannot be ignored."
Zuo Xiaonian became more and more speechless.
But Zuo Xiaonian also knew what Zuo Xiaoduo was thinking in his heart, and after comparing his heart with his heart, he couldn't help but start thinking about this question;
Zuo Xiaonian thought: "For Xiaoduo, he doesn't mind Bing Po being his concubine, but what he cares about is whether Bing Po will grow up and marry."
"Although this possibility is very small, very slight, even unfounded and whimsical, but Xiao Duo must take precautions."
Zuo Xiaonian also became worried.
But to Zuo Xiaonian, this has a different meaning.
After considering this issue from a personal standpoint, Zuo Xiaonian found that he could neither accept Xiao Xiaoduo getting married when he grew up, nor accept Xiao Xiaoduo being Zuo Xiaoduo's concubine...
And as this matter was shelved for the time being, Zuo Xiaoduo pointed out with a miserable face that Zuo Xiaonian made Xiao Xiaoduo into her own appearance, which caused great harm to him. Heartbroken and heartbroken.
So, Zuo Xiaonian wants to make amends to himself!
And it needs to be very serious, and the compensation is very good.
"How to make up for it?" Zuo Xiaonian thought about it, following the train of thought in Zuo Xiaoduo's mouth, and actually felt that he had done something wrong in this matter, so he thought about accepting this plan.
"Sleep with me at night!"
Zuo Xiaoduo put forward his request solemnly: "And you have to dance for me! Wearing cat ears and cat tails is fine, to comfort my broken heart!"
Zuo Xiaoduo finally revealed his true purpose, and his wolfish ambitions were clearly revealed.
"Impossible! Absolutely impossible!" Zuo Xiaonian strongly refused.
"I slept together a lot when I was young, it's not like I haven't slept before..."
"That was a kid! Did you think you were a kid?"
"I don't care, you have to accept it anyway, this is your punishment, and then my compensation! If you don't do it, you just didn't realize your mistake!"
So the two began to bargain fiercely, and finally reached an agreement.
On the condition that Zuo Xiaonian dances one more dance for Zuo Xiaonian, this matter has been exposed.
Sleeping together or something, erase it!
And for the matter of whether to wear cat ears and cat tails when dancing this dance, the two had a new round of debate. In the end, Zuo Xiaonian won with difficulty: you can not wear cat ears and cat tails!
Zuo Xiaonian thought that he was in a desperate situation, but he was able to move back to the situation, or went to two cities in a row, wouldn't he have the upper hand?
He breathed a sigh of relief, and finally convinced him.
"It's cheap for you!"
Zuo Xiaoduo looked very magnanimous.
Finally solved this problem, Zuo Xiaonian also heaved a sigh of relief, relaxed all over.
But after a while, something suddenly felt wrong.
It's too easy to solve this problem with a dance...Huh?
Suddenly, his head was knotted, and a question mark slowly appeared on his forehead: This matter...why did it somehow become a dance?
How could I agree to a dance?
Zuo Xiaonian was a little confused, how did this matter get discussed?
It is obviously a situation of defeat like a mountain, how can I still feel that I have the upper hand...
In the end, even the condition of just dancing but not sleeping with him was proposed by himself, and then Zuo Xiaoduo disagreed in every possible way, and he still begged him to agree...
Zuo Xiaonian couldn't help scratching his head in bewilderment. There seems to be something wrong with this matter...
Zuo Xiaoduo has already returned to his room and started searching for videos.
Zuo Xiaonian bit her plump lips, standing in the living room, always felt that there seemed to be something wrong with this matter...
I should have been tricked.
But since when did you get tricked?
How come I want to compensate him?
This thing is going around... how did this... develop?
Zuo Xiaonian was completely confused.
If Zuo's mother Wu Yuting was by her side, she would definitely be heartbroken—girl, you have no hope in this life, and that kid has far-reaching plans, don't you think he doesn't know that Bing Po won't grow up and marry?
That was simply his excuse to make trouble!
You have been tricked from the very beginning. From the very beginning, you feel that what he said is reasonable, and you feel that you owe him something. How can it be good?
You should think about it the other way around, that kid said he was going to marry a concubine with a red mouth and white teeth, so where does that leave you?
Why are you not jealous at all, and you don’t take advantage of the problem, and beat it back, what a good opportunity you missed? !
You girl, you are hopeless, you are bound to be eaten by this kid for a lifetime!
My old lady didn't see it...
In the room.
Zuo Xiaoduo happily rolled on the bed, covering his mouth and laughing.
Finally waited for this day, hahaha, Nian Nian Mao, do you think you can escape from my Wuzhishan?
Can I still know that Bing Po can't grow up? ! You think I'm as stupid as you?
But this dance, you must dance today!
The phone is on silent, Zuo Xiaoduo concentrates on searching various dances, thinking which one should Nian Nianmao dance?
This matter really has to be done step by step, and it must be safe.
The kind that is too coquettish is not acceptable. It scares her. Not only will she not be able to jump, but she will beat herself up. If it only stops there, that’s all. The greater possibility is that this benefit will be completely gone from now on...
So you have to choose the more conservative one, the one that makes her coquettish and then feel that it doesn't seem so shameful, the one that is embarrassing but acceptable...that's fine.
In this way, I can still show my thoughtfulness...
Then I can say it with a high attitude: Actually, I don’t have to ask you to dance, look, pick one that is not difficult, right? Actually, I was just kidding you...
And then...hehehe...
Everything must be done step by step, and it will happen naturally, and everything will come true.
It has to be said that Zuo Xiaoduo has used 1000% of his ingenuity in dealing with Zuo Xiaonian; The younger brother of my own family, strategize, step by step, fight steadily, nibble away every inch...
If he puts this kind of hard work on military research, it is estimated that replacing Li Chenglong as a generation of military advisers will only be a matter of minutes...
I remember a friend said that if I put all my attention on chasing my girlfriend on my studies, I would have gone to Tsinghua University a long time ago...
Ahem, a truth!
(end of this chapter)