Chapter 1078: Such a coincidence? 【2 in 1】
Chapter 1078 What a coincidence? 【2 in 1】
On the other side of the phone, Yun Zhonghu, who was talking with Zuo Changlu, naturally heard Wu Yuting's words, and his eyes bulged: "...Master, you...ask your wife..."
Zuo Xiaonian who was on the side suddenly raised her head, her pretty eyes filled with astonishment: "Grandpa? Do Xiao Duo and I really have a grandfather?"
Wu Yuting laughed and scolded: "You silly girl, without your grandfather, how did your mother get here?!"
Zuo Xiaonian smiled innocently: "Yes, yes."
Turning his head to look, he couldn't help being surprised: "Dad, why is your face so strange..."
Zuo Changlu snorted, and then remembered to talk to Yun Zhonghu, but was surprised to find that Yun Zhonghu had hung up the phone...
Um? This kid actually dared to take the initiative to hang up on my phone, what's going on?
Immediately, Wu Yuting picked up the phone excitedly: "Dad! Where have you been all these years? Have you been in retreat? It can be regarded as coming out. Tell me that you haven't given a letter for so many years, and you don't know How worried we are!"
Over there, came a somewhat embarrassed voice: "Xiao Yudian... Hehe, hehehe, hehehehehe... Who is that, is it by your side?"
Wu Yuting was angry and funny: "Where I am by my side, your son-in-law is by my side!"
Zuo Changlu raised his head, his eyeballs rolled wildly, and his usual elegant face gradually collapsed.
Over there, Lei Changtian also scratched his head and messed up his messy hair, and laughed a few times uncomfortably: "On the other side...on the other side is good, on the other side is good...then...I'll call you later."
Wu Yuting was stunned: "Dad? Dad! You...you talking?!"
I heard shouting over there: "Hey, hello, hello? Hey, hello? Shit, why is the signal on the Wumeng side so bad..."
Snapped.
hung up.
Wu Yuting was stunned: "A signal from the Wumeng?"
Zuo Changlu's expression turned bright, and he let out a long sigh of relief: "Okay, don't worry. I can already imagine what the situation might be, and the situation is very clear..."
Wu Yuting stared blankly: "The situation is very clear? Can you imagine it?"
I'm still full of ignorance...
How do you know everything?
Today, shouldn’t it be a good day for family reunion?
Zuo Changlu sighed, looked at his wife, and then said helplessly: "It's useless for you to claim to be smart all your life, why are you still ignorant for a while, and you still don't understand at this time? It must be that the second child came out of seclusion. How much do you know?" I am very excited and happy to have a grandson, so I naturally want to come and have a look.”
"When the real one sees it, he admires the good boy, and thinks that we are not around, so he has the responsibility to help with training? To make up for the regret of being away for these years... So I took Xiaoduo away to practice... So it was like this Something happened."
"Thinking deeper, looking around the world today, except for the second child who is easy to get hot, commits mistakes at every turn, takes his own way, and never cares about the consequences of doing things, can he do it and take Xiaoduo away from anyone. The matter of the confession. This indirectly caused Xiaoduo's inexplicable disappearance... If it is someone else, it will be difficult to respond to the message until today, or Xiaoduo has been dead for a long time!"
"Besides, if it wasn't for him, how could he hang up after saying a few words when he knew I was by the side? What a guilty conscience."
I have to say that Zuo Changlu's mind is still very good, but he guessed the whole truth of the matter just by making a phone call with tears in his eyes.
Wu Yuting nodded in agreement while listening.
When Zuo Changlu finished speaking, he suddenly frowned and said with great dissatisfaction: "What is your second child? That's my father! Your father-in-law! You are so red-mouthed and white-toothed that you call him second child, don't you?" Still want to call me my eldest niece? Say, are you trying to take advantage of me?"
Zuo Changlu rubbed his nose and smiled wryly. I didn’t want to call him daddy. The problem was that he didn’t dare to agree!
Besides... How many years ago, weren't you the eldest niece?
Aren’t you the one who follows behind and acts like a baby every day?
But this is something that I absolutely dare not say now.
Wu Yuting's thoughts turned around, and she instantly clarified the cause and effect. She felt sullen and rolled her eyes wildly, but she couldn't say it.
My unbelievable father, every time he sees his son-in-law, he always looks like he is licking the dog, and he rushes to call him big brother, and his own daughter is also drunk.
"That's not right. It's not just a day or two that Xiaoduo disappeared. Why can't he remember to call and inform? Even if you don't want to contact Fenghai, you should always contact Xingchen or the Huzi couple. Are people in such a hurry?"
Wu Yuting thought about it for a while, and found another problem.
Zuo Changlu was speechless: "My lord, think about your old man's brain, doing things upside down, and being self-righteous... I bet, Xiao Duo probably doesn't know that it is his grandfather until now... He must have made up a story about him. I thought there was a good reason to throw the child to a dangerous place to practice, think about what he and Xiaoduo are in the Wumeng, what else can't be figured out..."
"Then how do you know that he won't reveal his true identity?"
"My wife, why don't you lose your mind when it comes to our family? You can figure it out after a little thought. Who is your father? He is a demon ancestor! The top people in the world, except for a few Other than people, who can do nothing to get him?"
"If Xiaoduo knew that his grandfather was such an awesome existence, no matter how dangerous the place was, he would only treat it as a trip to the mountains and rivers. Even if the second child forced him to fight, this guy just needs to let go Jiao, it's all over now... What's the effect then? How dare the second child let him know? Maybe you have to make up some stupid reason?"
I have to say that Zuo Changlu grasped Lei Changtian's character to the point of nuance.
These words, the motivation and psychology of the tears for a long time, are all analyzed clearly, every detail is detailed, as if seeing the fire clearly, as if seeing it in person.
Wu Yuting looked distressed: "Then why are you calling now? The timing is right before and after we leave customs!"
"This should be a coincidence, and a little bit of necessity!"
Zuo Changlu snorted in his nostrils: "I guess the second child found out that this kid's ability to cause trouble was unexpected, and he has even caused a lot of trouble now, so big that this **** finds that he can't control the situation by himself After all, they are in the land of the Witch League."
"Doesn't this mean that Xiaoduo and his grandfather are in danger now?" Wu Yuting's face changed.
"It's not necessarily dangerous, but a certain degree of danger is inevitable. As we leave the customs, the senior leaders of the Wumeng have their own concerns."
"Then we have to hurry, there is one in a thousand miles, what are you still dawdling about?"
Wu Yuting said dissatisfied.
"..."
Zuo Changlu was speechless.
I was going to hurry up, didn't you keep pulling me to ask questions?
But no matter how speechless you are, you don’t dare to talk back. Reasoning with women, especially your own wife, is your brain broken? !
…
Feng Hai.
Yun Zhonghu and You Dongtian looked at each other, both were speechless, filled with sadness.
Who would have thought that it would be an oolong after so many days of mobilizing teachers and mobilizing people?
It’s all right now, the whole Yanwu Empire is panicking...
However, it is not without benefits. The rogues and bandits in the mainland were almost wiped out. Countless corrupt officials were also cleaned up by this wind, and the rest were as cold as cicadas. I dare not do it again...
Although they now knew it was an oolong, Yun Zhonghu and You Dongtian just frowned and sulked, not daring to speak out.
That's senior.
Who dares to say anything?
Don’t talk about the two of them, even if Emperor Zhaoxing Youxingchen—
"Fuck him!"
The one who can swear out loud is the star-chasing emperor You Xingchen, and the emperor can be said to be out of anger.
"Fuck him!"
This sentence has been scolded by him thousands of times before and after, and this is the only sentence repeated over and over again.
No way, scold his mother? No, that's an elder, almost my own mother, how can I scold him?
Scolding his wife?
If his daughter-in-law is still alive, he can scold him, but since he has already done it, he must not scold him?
Scolding his daughter?
That's even worse!
So, You Xingchen has to be his uncle after tossing and turning.
"This tearful second child has a brain pit, a crippled nerve, a single-minded heart, and intermittent blockage! Brain circuit...fuck, this **** has no brain circuit at all, **** him! "
"I'm so mad!"
You Xingchen was so angry that his heart, liver, spleen, stomach and kidneys were all swollen, but he was still puzzled.
After a long while, I finally took out the phone.
Call one by one: "Dao, what are you doing? Hit someone for me!...Who? Tears! You can't beat me? Of course I know you can't beat me, but don't worry, I'll find Jian to help you, just wait for me The news, when the time comes, it will be good to leave the north and the south to fight things!"
"Sword! What are you doing? Hit someone for me!..."
"Cousin Qin, what are you doing? Cough cough, beat someone up for me. Um... your second brother! Which second brother? How many second brothers do you have? It's the father of the woman who robbed you of your husband! Then That's it, it's settled...um, wait for my news."
"Gun, what are you doing? Hit someone for me... You just give him your whole heart and soul, and it's such a happy decision!"
"..."
After contacting several people, You Xingchen put down the phone angrily.
Just on the left and right, the king of heaven is silent like a cicada.
The four eyes met, and they were all shocked by the heart: it takes so many people to join forces to beat up a demon ancestor?
Seeing the faces of the two, You Xingchen knew what they were thinking, snorted, and said, "It's not difficult to kill this old bastard. But it's not easy to violently beat up a cultivator of his level." Yes. You two little ones, practicing kung fu is like a tortoise crawling, if you don’t work harder, Bei Gonghao and the others will catch up with you, one or two will not be able to compete..."
The Heavenly Kings of Left and Right looked embarrassed, and swallowed the dissatisfaction in their hearts.
Relying on them, can they catch up with us? But you old man, if you don't be more active, we will catch up with you...
"Then what are we doing now?"
"What else can I do?"
You Xingchen said: "Yunzhonghu, go and join your wife, and guard Shangjing nearby."
Turning to look at his son, he said viciously, "Aren't you going to guard the Riyue Pass? What are you waiting for? Are you talking about being demoted for a thousand years? How can you be so heartless?" Great! Others have sons, and I also have sons, but why is there such a big gap between being sons?"
You Dongtian walked away with his head drooping.
He has no objection to going to Riyueguan to guard for thousands of years. Now that the Daoist League is fighting in the front, I go to Riyueguan just to watch a show.
As for the review in front of the whole army, it's even easier. I was beaten violently in front of the whole army back then, not once or twice, my prestige is still in full swing!
What is the difference between this and my vacation!
But everyone is a son. As a son, why can’t I compare to that little villain? Isn’t this series of changes caused by him?
Isn’t it because of having good parents and good mothers that I can be so beautiful now, if I also have such kind of parents... Well, I can’t say that anyway!
Seeing his son flying away without a trace, You Xingchen became more and more angry, trembling his lips: "Huzi, look at your **** brother Tian, why do you think I gave birth to a baby?" What about such an unworthy son?"
The corner of Yun Zhonghu's mouth twitched: "I have to go, Duo'er is waiting for me, see you again, uncle!"
"Slow, slow."
You Xingchen grabbed Yun Zhonghu and said: "Here, Xiaohu, look... Is there any suitable one, let me introduce it to Brother Tian... If this continues, won't that kid follow my old path?"
Hearing this, Yun Zhonghudeng looked embarrassed.
This matter is not difficult to handle, but too difficult to handle!
Looking at the entire continent, not to mention finding a few female warriors who can match up with the Right Heavenly King, even if only one is found, it will be a needle in a haystack!
During the war years, after going to the battlefield, female warriors died much faster than male warriors...
This is not disrespect for women, but the truth. When facing life and death, men are always more able to resist!
As for the female warriors who can be seen to match the ranks of the Left Heavenly King, they either have a large group of great-grandchildren and great-grandchildren, and their families are very large, or they are already married, and the husband and wife are deeply affectionate. Leave…
As far as Yun Zhonghu knows, female warriors who are still celibate, and whose status is high enough, only have such a lost gem.
However, don't say that You Dongtian didn't dare to provoke that lost pearl, even Uncle You, you wouldn't dare to make a move.
"It's really rare...hard to find."
Tiger in the cloud is very melancholy.
"Don't worry, take your time to find out, uncle will entrust you with the full authority."
You Xingchen said: "As long as there are suitable ones, I will send them to make a pile."
Send it as a pile...
Do you think this is a baby kiss?
You Xingchen said: "As long as there is a suitable one... I will go to the Wumeng in person, find Lihuo Dawu, and ask for two jars of water and fire..."
"..."
Yun Zhonghu felt cramps all over his body, he threw down a farewell in embarrassment, and ran away like flying.
…
Zuo Xiaoduo would naturally have come out of the Miekong Tower, otherwise Zuo Xiaonian would not be able to reach him on the phone.
Well, the telecommunication shielding of the Wumeng has been removed long ago. Wudu and other big witches have confirmed Zuo Xiaoduo's hammer method, so naturally they will not target him again, so there is no point in blocking the signal.
Before cultivating in Miekong Pagoda, Zuo Xiaoduo found that after he was promoted to Guixuan Realm, his cultivation progress was very slow, almost outrageously slow.
After staying in the Miekong Tower for a full six months, that is, after two days outside, Zhan Xuejun still didn't wake up; but Zuo Xiaoduo couldn't help but poked his head out to test the situation.
As soon as Zuo Xiaoduo poked his head, he was still in Zuo Jin Tear Changtian, so he noticed it immediately.
But he didn't move.
I don't move, you must think I'm gone.
Then you rush to find a way to go back all the way, and I will never restrict you again.
You can fly, be invisible, or put on makeup, no matter what, you just need to go back quickly, if you don’t go back, I will go crazy.
Seeing Zuo Xiaoduo showing his head, he took two tentative steps, and then disappeared in a flash.
After a while, he poked his head out again, swaggered for more than ten or twenty meters, and then retracted all of a sudden.
Stretch out again...
retracted again...
Seeing the tears on Yin's body, Chang Tian's stomach hurts.
You came out, no one caught you!
After thirty or forty trials like this, Zuo Xiaoduo finally determined that he seemed to be in no danger. In the last few trials, he walked several kilometers, and he was still fine...
That's... the old man left? !
Finally gone?
Zuo Xiaoduo almost laughed out loud three times, using it to vent his joy!
Then, Zuo Xiaoduo turned to do everything possible to make up for himself, transformed himself into a **** man, appeared staggeringly, and then walked towards the nearest Wumeng city …
You must find a place with a signal quickly, the family must be in a hurry.
Finally... After running for five or six thousand miles, the mobile phone finally got a signal.
So Zuo Xiaoduo took out his mobile phone and was about to send a message, but he didn't dare to make a call, because the signal induction was too strong...
But no coincidence, when I took out my phone just now...
"Wolf is running to Langlou Digging Lei Taotao just broke the old man..."
Someone actually called in.
Zuo Xiaoduo was startled, his scalp went numb, and Lei Changtian, who was invisible in the sky above, was also startled, his hair standing on end.
Zuo Xiaoduo looked at the caller display and said "Kiss my wife, Niannianmao".
"It's really a heart-to-heart connection. I may not be the original puppy anymore. When we meet again...hehe..."
After a phone call, hang up as soon as possible.
Then Zuo Xiaoduo continued to sway his fat and trembling body, and ran forward.
But Tears in the Sky was petrified.
"I... I actually heard the sound of raindrops... Oh oh oh... Both of these couples have passed the test?"
Long days of tears and painful thinking for a long, long time.
I feel that I should be lenient for the confession, and maybe I can be lenient. After all, it has been so long now, and it is estimated that the two couples are about to fall ill...
If Zuo Changchang is the only choice, who cares how he dies... But there is also his own daughter.
Besides, when Zuo Changchang wanted to beat him up, his daughter was the key person to protect him...
So Lei Changtian also took out his phone, and with 120,000 courage, called his daughter.
As soon as I asked, that guy was also beside me...
Immediately, Lei Changtian didn't dare to say anything again, but just hinted to his daughter that you put him aside later, and I'll call again.
Don't let Zuo Changchang know about this...
But Lei Changtian never imagined that it was this intermittent phone call that exposed himself completely!
Hung up the phone, trembling with fear for a long time, weeping for a long time before stepping forward, chasing Zuo Xiaoduo, in the end he was still worried, this little guy is a goblin in his bones.
Facts have proved that a certain grandfather's worry is true. He saw at a glance that Zuo Xiaoduo had encountered a new situation, so he hurried over to see what happened.
I saw a burly figure in blue and linen, with his head fluttering and dancing, his hands behind his back, standing in front of Zuo Xiaoduo, as if he was talking about something.
When Lei Changtian saw this person from a distance, he couldn't help but tremble all over his body!
Although this person has changed his appearance, how can I not recognize him?
Even if you turn into ashes, I can still recognize which piece of floating in the air is yours, and you are the Great Flood Witch!
Tear Changtian's eyes turned red immediately.
Great Witch Flood, a sworn enemy!
It was him who made all his brothers fall down in one fell swoop! It was him, who smashed himself into seclusion for a thousand years to heal his wounds with two hammers!
That's the bastard!
Now, this **** actually stopped my dear grandson again!
What does he want to do?
Could it be that you want to cut the grass and get rid of it?
Lian Changtian raised his heart directly to his throat, mobilized his whole body to cultivate, approached quietly, gritted his teeth and stared, but didn't dare to make any further rash moves.
Damn it!
I seem to be the end of the day today, if this guy dares to attack Xiao Yuyu, I will immediately blew up this bastard!
Who is afraid of whom!
Grandma's...
This time I came to the Wumeng, it is really... a bad time.
All monsters and monsters were hit by me once.
But the next moment, his eyes widened.
Seeing that the Sorceress Hong Shui on the other side didn't know what to say, Zuo Xiaoduo nodded happily, and then followed Shui Shui, walking all the way forward.
Lai Changtian immediately widened his eyes, full of disbelief.
I'll give you a big fuck!
How is this going!
Why did the little **** go away with others? That’s the great witch of the flood. Where’s your vigilance? What about your prudence?
This... Isn't this too fantasy?
…
Zuo Xiaoduo just turned around the mountain pass, and saw the long-haired weirdo in front of him at a glance. Immediately, a vague and dignified feeling like a mountain came over him suddenly.
The first time he saw this person, Zuo Xiaoduo felt that the entire world space was frozen, even his own divine sense was no exception, it was frozen.
Under such circumstances, even if he wanted to hide in the Sky Destruction Tower, he couldn't do it anymore!
One look from the other party can kill him. It takes a moment to hide in the Miekong Tower. In that moment, the other party can kill himself...innumerable times!
Knowing this, Zuo Xiaoduo couldn't help his heart beating wildly, so he didn't dare to act rashly.
The next moment, I saw this burly man waving to me, and said, "Little brother, can I find out the way?"
"Ask for a way?"
Zuo Xiaoduo instinctively took a look at this guy...
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