Chapter 1236 What Happened Later (12)

Chapter 1236 What Happened Later (12)

1249, What Happened Later (12)

"This thing is usually placed in the bedside drawer of the couple, so that when the couple gets excited at night, they can open it and use it directly..." Su Wu explained to Hong Renkun very tactfully.

Hong Renkun's face suddenly became strange.

He spit several times and threw the "deflated balloon" in his hand directly to the ground.

At this time, Tao Zu took off the "fishnet stockings" on his head, holding the columnar object that was flashing with colorful light and constantly bouncing, and walked towards Hong Renkun and Su Wu.

"What is this thing used for?" Tao Zu waved the object in his hand, his eyes thoughtful, "This thing, the shape looks improper, it reminds me of..."

Before Tao Zu finished speaking, he was interrupted by Hong Renkun.

Hong Renkun gave Su Wu a subtle look, then turned around and said to Tao Zu: "Brother Su has already told me that the thing in your hand is actually what people use for massage nowadays.

Look at this round thing on the top, doesn't it look like a human thumb?

Use it to massage the shoulders, elbows, and sore parts of the body, it can relieve muscles, activate blood vessels, and make people feel comfortable! You have old arms and legs, this thing is more suitable for you to use!

This thing is so convenient, you can carry it with you, and use it for massage anytime, anywhere, and in any occasion-"

The square-faced middle-aged man couldn't hold back his laughter before he finished speaking, and couldn't help laughing out loud. He looked at Tao Zu holding the colorful column with a confused look on his face. When he turned it over and over to check it, he finally laughed: "Hahaha, the old man has lived for thousands of years - hahaha - according to this situation, hahaha, he is still a rookie, hahaha... virgin -"

When Hong Renkun laughed out loud, Tao Zu beside him also laughed.

While laughing, the old man picked up the transparent colorful rubber stick in his hand and stuffed it directly into Hong Renkun's mouth.

"Ugh!"

Hong Renkun was stabbed in the throat by the column, and he rolled his eyes immediately, and the smile on his face froze.

"Hahaha..." Now it was Tao Zu's turn to laugh.

Su Wu looked at Hong Renkun's face, which was red and purple, and pulled out the rubber stick that Tao Zu had pushed into his mouth. He looked at Tao Zu who was laughing so hard that he fell backwards. He thought about it, turned around and left this small 24-hour self-service store first.

In the shop covered by the curtain behind him, Hong Renkun's roar and Tao Zu's defense alternated.

"Old man, I will never stop fighting with you!"

"Didn't you say that this thing is used to massage the whole body, relieve muscles, and activate blood vessels? I used it to help you massage your stinky mouth, and you didn't thank me, but you dared to scold me?!

Between the two of us, who is the master and who is the incarnation?

Can't you tell them apart, you idiot!"

"Now my incarnation will also turn over and become the master!"

...

Su Wu walked away silently for a few steps and walked to the row of buildings opposite the shop.

He turned back and saw the shop rumbling, followed by the buildings and houses falling down one by one. Su Wu sighed: "It's better to tear it down..."

A moment later, Hong Renkun, covered in dust, walked out of the ruins of the building.

With the sun above his head, he walked up to Su Wu with a sullen face and asked in a muffled voice: "Where are we going now?"

Su Wu looked at his appearance, then set his eyes on the sun above his head, and soon replied: "I still need to stay here for a while.

I need to return to Qingshi to tell those old friends some things.

Brother Tao, Brother Hong, do you want to stay here, or go to Qingshi with me?

--You are not familiar with this place. Thousands of years have passed, and the world has already changed. It is better to go to Qingshi with me, and come back with me soon."

The strange rhyme of the 'Three Pure Intestines' is vaguely connected to the direction of Longshanji, and it seems that there is still the cause and effect of 'eye strangeness' and 'hair strangeness' there.

Su Wu needs to go back and ask Shao Shoushan and Taoist Su Jue about it.

In addition, he needs to come up with a plan for the junior brothers and sisters in the kitchen team, and even how to rescue Zhu'er, to see how to arrange these junior brothers and sisters who are like family members.

Regarding the fact that 'Liu Feiyan' and 'Tianyuan' are getting more and more entangled, and it is vaguely related to Tianyuan, he promised to help Miss Liu get rid of Tianyuan, and he can't just let it go.

There are also the disciples of the Beidi Sect, etc., he needs to make proper arrangements.

At present, Hong Renkun and Tao Zu are not the kind of people who cannot take care of themselves. Previously, in the 24-hour self-service store, the two seemed so ignorant and seemed to be confused about everything. In fact, it is better to say that the two had a casual attitude and did not go into these things in depth. They really wanted to understand what those things were used for. There were text descriptions on the packaging paper and packaging boxes of those things...

The simplified Chinese characters of today are also evolved from the traditional Chinese characters in the past through calligraphy. It is unknown how knowledgeable Hong Renkun is, but Tao Zu is definitely not a person with shallow knowledge. It is not difficult for him to read the traditional Chinese characters of today.

Hong Renkun may be able to understand the foreign words on the packaging boxes.

Even so, Su Wu also wanted the two to follow him, and he did not want them to wander around. What if they walked out of Mingzhou and scared others?

Their occasional willful behavior could cause a storm here.

Su Wu had no idea what time or day it was in reality, or whether anything new had happened.

Upon hearing Su Wu's words, Hong Renkun's eyes rolled around wildly. In the red sun above his head, Tao Zu was also silent, and he must be thinking about something secretly.

After a while, Hong Renkun walked towards a car parked on the street and said to himself: "This iron box has four wheels. It should be a vehicle for carrying people? How do you ride on this vehicle?"

As he spoke, Hong Renkun had already grasped the door handle and pulled it hard - tearing off the entire front door.

He got into the car and pressed the left and right buttons, but because there was no key in the car, he could not start the car.

"Brother Hong, do you want to go with me to the Qing Dynasty?

It won't be long before we can come back again. "Su Wu opened another car door, got into the driver's seat, and asked Hong Renkun. He opened the armrest box and happened to find a pair of car keys from inside. He inserted the key into the hole and twisted it lightly. The engine rumbled under the hood of the car, which was missing two doors.

Hong Renkun was attracted by the movement, squinted at the steering wheel held by Su Wu's hands, and did not respond to Su Wu's words at all: "You asked me to play, is this how you drive?

By turning this wheel, the car can change direction at will——"

Not only did he open his mouth to speak, he even reached out to grab the steering wheel from Su Wu's hand - Su Wu reached out and pulled the steering wheel off - he held the steering wheel in his hand and asked Hong Renkun expressionlessly: "Brother Hong answered me first, and I will hand over this steering wheel to you."

"There are so many cars over there, I can just find one!" Hong Renkun didn't take Su Wu's threat at all, but he just said a few words when a steady sound of breathing suddenly sounded in his ears - -The breath of the underworld pulled the space and time around, revealing gaps in time and space. Hong Renkun felt that the "underworld world" was approaching him. He suddenly did not dare not to take Su Wu's words seriously. Rubbing his hands, he said, "It wasn't much fun during the Qing Dynasty, it was nowhere near as fun as it is now.

I want to stay here, look around and have fun first.

The old man also had the same idea as me. "

Su Wu sighed when he heard this, frowned and said: "Once you take action, whether it's light or heavy, you can easily cause buildings to collapse, and it only takes half an hour to overturn a city.

I really don't feel at ease leaving you here. "

"Don't worry, don't worry!

This guy is unreliable, but I am very reliable!

It's normal for you not to believe in him, but you can't help but believe in me, your ancestor? "Tao Zu hurriedly showed his face in the red sun above Hong Renkun's head and spoke to Su Wu repeatedly.

】

Su Wu glanced at him and shook his head: "Forget it."

When Tao Zu and Hong Renkun heard this, they thought Su Wu had agreed, and they were both overjoyed——

While the two were grinning, an emotionless male voice sounded in their ears: "Welcome to the 'Perfect Life', you can consume the 'True Gold from the Other Side', travel across time and space, and travel in endless time and space. , to find answers to those problems that have solutions, to create answers to those problems that have no solutions!”

"The 'space-time world' you can currently enter is as follows."

The darkness drowned Su Wu, Hong Renkun, and Tao Zu.

In the endless darkness, a huge dial was suspended in the middle of the sky and the earth.

Screens are arranged around the dial.

‘Yuan Kong’s future life’;

‘Li Wu’s future life’;

‘Li Feixiong’s future life’;

‘The Past Life of the Wenjia Master of Datang Mountain’;

‘Su Quan and Zheng Chunfang’s Relics of Time and Space’;

‘The time and space world corresponding to the wooden sword’;

‘The future life of Taiping Daokui’;

…

Looking at the scenes that appeared on the screen, Hong Renkun and Tao Zu both opened their mouths. They both looked at Su Wu angrily. However, Su Wu controlled the breath of the underworld. At this time, with their causal relationship with this Goulian directly dragged them into this dark space. Here, Su Wu was the master. As guests, they could only do as they pleased!

"You are deceiving your master and destroying your ancestors!"

Tao Zu said angrily: "You are disobeying the wishes of our ancestors. How come I have a disciple like you in my Maoshan Wusect?!"

Su Wu turned to look at Tao Zu, with Huang Tianfa's edict above his head, and said: "Am I still going to bully my master and destroy my ancestors now?"

Tao Zu shrank his neck when he saw Huang Tianfa's edict with a dim Taoist rhyme above his head, and immediately suppressed the words that came out of his mouth. He could only glare at Su Wu angrily, and finally said no more.

When Hong Renkun saw the old man shivering in front of Su Wu, the unhappiness he had had immediately dissipated without a trace, and he suddenly started to smile.

Su Wu put away the yellow sky edict above his head and turned to look at the numerous time and space listed on all sides of the dial.

At this time, Tao Zu was so determined that he reached out and patted him on the head.

The shot was neither light nor heavy, so Su Wu had no choice but to sigh, turn his attention to 'Li Feixiong's future life', and gave the simulator instructions to cross this time and space.

"You have chosen 'Li Feixiong's future life'!"

"This time and space has broken away from the clutches of Ligui and has returned to the normal sequence.

The time node you are staying in will be destroyed as a result, and three taels of real gold from this shore will be consumed to repair the time node for you, and it will be automatically transferred to the time node you want! Do you want to consume three taels of real gold from this shore? "

"yes."

"Used successfully!"

"Repair completed!"

"Entering this time and space will consume 'five taels' of real gold from the other side. Do you want to use it?"

"yes."

"Entering - Li Feixiong's future life..."

The huge dial hovering in the darkness suddenly turned into a spinning wheel!

The clear light filled the wheel, turning the rumbling wheel into a mirror, reflecting the figures of Su Wu, Hong Renkun, and Tao Zu. When the figures of the three were imprinted in the mirror, all illusions and realities also completely disappeared.

Su Wu gathered his mind and fell into a river beach covered with weeds.

On the river bank, a few wooden planks made into a ferry, which had long been abandoned.

At the same time, several figures in the distance were swept down by the clear light from the sky and landed in the weeds on the opposite bank. They patted the dust and grass stems on their bodies, stood up from the weeds, and saw the tall young man surrounded by clusters of dogtail grass on the opposite side, and Hong Renkun with the scorching sun on his head beside the young man. Those people were immediately excited and shook their arms at Su Wu: "Master Su!"

"Master, Master!"

"Zhuzi, we are here!"

Su Wu saw Master Shao and his wife, the four girls of the Beidi Sect, Ding Yiner, and Li Heihu on the opposite side. He smiled and waved to the people on the opposite side of the dry river in response. Suddenly, there was a sound of water in the distance-

He turned his head to look at the place where the water was surging, but saw that the river water was rising, spreading from afar in an instant, and flooding in the river channel!

He and his old friends on the other side were about to be separated by the sudden onset of the river water. At this moment, Su Wu suddenly felt an impulse for some reason. He waded across the riverbank, which had suddenly risen by half, and greeted the people on the other side.

The old friends on the other side were stunned for a moment when they saw this.

But soon someone reacted, lifted up their trouser legs and the hem of their robes, and walked into the river with a smile.

The two groups of people gathered in the center of the river and laughed at each other.

Hong Renkun looked at the people who were drowned in the center of the river with a confused look on his face. He turned his head and looked not far away: "Isn't there a bridge a few dozen steps away? Instead of taking the bridge, take the flooded river?

What's the reason for this?"

He felt something in his heart, but when he thought about it carefully, he still couldn't trace the vague 'feeling'.

Tao Zu looked at the people walking hand in hand to the other side, with an inexplicable look in his eyes: "You are just a hottie, what do you know?!"

"Who are you scolding, old turtle son?!"

"What? You, this incarnation, are really damned-why did I create such an incarnation like you? I created you just to anger me and shorten my few years of life!"

"You think I just want to be created by you, hehe-"

Tao Zu turned into a muscular old man, and directly "pulled" Hong Renkun out of the bushes, and was about to wrestle with him on the spot. Su Wu, who walked to the other side of the river, turned around and saw this scene, and his head was as big as a bucket: "Brother Hong, ancestor! Don't fight anymore!"

The two were angry, how could they listen to him?

Seeing that the two were already rolling around in the bushes, Su Wu hesitated and wanted to cross the river again to separate the two. At this time, a clear light rolled up a few flames and settled in front of Su Wu.

In Qingguangli, Zhong Sui, Qingmiao, Xiuxiu and others came out.

Zhong Sui looked at the situation on the other side and said to Su Wu: "Don't worry about them. They will stop fighting when they have had enough."

Su Wu shook his head and finally stopped trying to dissuade the two.

The group walked up the river bank and found a thatched cottage to stay in for the time being.

"We just got out of the reincarnation and happened to meet you. Has Master Su solved the problems in the other time and space?" Zhong Sui looked at Su Wu and asked him first.

"There are still many things that have not been dealt with.

I will come back for a while. There are still many things to discuss with you." Su Wu shook his head and replied.

Zhong Sui understood what he said: "Okay, is there anything I need to avoid now?"

"Not really." Su Wu smiled, "I also have something to discuss with you."

"The same goes for me." Zhong Sui replied, then looked at Qingmiao, Xiuxiu, Li Heihu and others, and said to Su Wu, "Master Su, if you have anything, you should discuss it with them first. I can't finish what I want to discuss with Master Su in a short time, so I can leave it for last."

"Okay."

Su Wu turned his eyes to everyone, smiling: "Although the world today is still full of evil and terror, it is still very different from the past.

The intestines of the Three Pure Ones have been sealed, and the Cross Tribulation is also silent in the intestines of the Three Pure Ones.

You have escaped from reincarnation, and your future life will depend on your luck."

When everyone heard this, some looked relieved, and some looked melancholy, with a vague premonition of the upcoming separation.