Chapter 1276: The new Flood Witch
Chapter 1276 The New Flood Witch
A group of people laughed for a long time before Zuo Xiaoduo and Zuo Xiaonian left with Wu Yuting.
While Zuo Changlu stayed where he was, chatting with a group of old brothers, the atmosphere was extremely warm...
"Go, go and see your wedding dresses."
Wu Yuting smiled and pulled Zuo Xiaoduo and Zuo Xiaonian inside.
Zuo Xiaonian blushed and followed quickly with her head down, and didn't speak for a while.
"Dog, cat..." Wu Yuting said with a smile, "You two have improved your cultivation very fast. It seems that the effect of the dual cultivation is very good."
Zuo Xiaonian became more and more ashamed, plunged into Wu Yuting's arms, twisted her waist and stomped her feet coquettishly: "Mom! You hurt me!"
"Why did I still hurt you?" Wu Yuting stared.
"The function of that wine... You... You didn't make it clear earlier... I, I drank a lot that night..."
Zuo Xiaonian's muffled voice came from his arms: "I'm so ashamed..."
Wu Yuting pretended to be surprised, and said: "How could it be...Didn't Xiaoduo explain the efficacy of that wine to you clearly? At the beginning, I repeatedly asked him to tell you, that wine is a good thing, but you can't treat it casually." Blind drinking..."
Zuo Xiaonian raised his head in disbelief, then turned his head, looking at Zuo Xiaoduo with murderous eyes, gritted his silver teeth: "Dog! Da!"
Zuo Xiaoduo was stunned: "??"
Mom, you are really my real mother!
Even if it's not all your fault, can't you check the time, place and occasion?
"So you can't blame me for this matter, it's someone doing bad things." Wu Yuting didn't do anything, directly picked herself up and wiped it out, and dumped all the blame on her son.
Zuo Xiaonian naturally believed it without any doubt, and became more murderous and targeted.
Zuo Xiaoduo was speechless and choked, tongue-tied, his steel teeth, which were always eloquent, fell silent for a while.
Where is the promised mother?
Just betrayed me mercilessly?
"Dog, wait for me, you boy!" Zuo Xiaonian said bitterly.
"..." Zuo Xiaoduo sighed, and said helplessly, "I will listen to you for everything on the wedding night in the bridal chamber. I will accompany you to drink as many drinks as you want."
Zuo Xiaonian blushed: "You think beautifully!"
"It's not as beautiful as I thought. If you don't believe me, you can ask our mother, what between this husband and wife... right, everything can be done, it must be done." Seeing Zuo Xiaonian's blushing pretty face, Zuo Xiaonian Xiaoduo immediately turned into plausible mode.
Wu Yuting was defeated.
She also really didn't expect that her son's face has become so thick, he was obviously cornered, and he regrouped in the blink of an eye, and there are soldiers pressing down on the situation, aggressive, this genetic ability is really powerful!
At the beginning, I was young and didn’t understand anything, Zuo Changlu seemed to say the same thing... When I later understood those things, decades have passed...
Now, Zuo Xiaoduo is a self-taught, textbook-like example, and he just said what his father said back then without blinking, without blushing or panting. nature.
Zuo Xiaonian blushed and asked Wu Yuting for advice: "Mom, is that so?"
Wu Yuting coughed. At the critical moment, she naturally wanted to kiss her son. My daughter, you have already entered the pit, so just stay in the pit.
"Xiao Duo is right. Between husband and wife, the joy of the boudoir, the eating and drinking of men and women, all the encounters are normal. There is really no need to be shy when the couple get along. There are still many years of being together, and it is really not necessary to be shy." Necessary, the sooner you adapt, the more comfortable you will be without outsiders..."
Wu Yuting said solemnly.
Zuo Xiaonian: "...I see, I thought Gouda did it on purpose..."
"Don't worry! The way husband and wife get along, this is a very normal thing. Your dad and I came here in the same way back then. As long as you two are harmonious, isn't it better than anything?"
Wu Yuting explained in a soft voice, all referring to her and Zuo Dad's appearance in the past.
Zuo Xiaonian blushed and lowered her head, but her heart was peaceful. She said in her heart, it turns out that Gouda's strange requests are normal behaviors between husband and wife...then...in the future...
Zuo Xiaoduo smiled obscenely: "I didn't lie to you, did I? The matter of the husband and wife's boudoir is nothing but ordinary, why is it so crooked!"
Zuo Xiaonian snorted, rolled her eyes, but her pretty face turned even redder, making her even more beautiful.
Afterwards, Zuo Xiaoduo went to try on the clothes, Zuo Xiaonian followed Wu Yuting to try on the wedding dress, and then naturally began to take pictures, and deal with the cumbersome things. Finally, Wu Yuting had already prepared everything that should be prepared early, so that she would not be in a hurry …
…
In the afternoon, Daomeng Seven Swords led a lot of Daomeng senior officials, and arrived in a mighty manner.
And not long after their arrival, the Great Sorcerer led the brothers and arrived in great force.
With the arrival of the two waves of people, the sun and the moon closed, and the noisy laughter of the soldiers slid straight to the bottom line.
The real peak combat power, the peak person in this world!
Countless soldiers looked at the twelve great witches of the Wumeng across the sky with unprecedentedly complicated eyes.
That is a kind of... hatred, and awe of the strong!
And... respect!
Respect from the bottom of my heart!
In every cultivator's mind, there is a common idea, or the original intention, a very simple original intention.
Whether it's an enemy or a friend, but...if you don't obey the strong, you are guilty!
There is something better than you when others are better than you. This has always been indisputable!
Must obey!
Even if you meet in the future, you still have to fight to the death, and you still have to bury your life in the hands of a strong man, but the moment you face this strong man, you can hate, but you can't disobey!
Because, his current cultivation level is your current dream, and the future road may be a road sign that you will never be able to touch!
When there was a dense shaking in the air, the figures of the strong men all disappeared.
The sound resumed below, but it was obvious that everyone spoke in a low voice.
All of the Wumeng's strong men above the Dao level, the king-level strong men, and the generals of the major legions landed one after another, and went to find their old opponents to scold and drink...
Not long after, the entire Riyue Pass resounded with angry and swearing at each other.
Speaking of which, the banquet arrangement is still very interesting, and it can even be said to be quite ingenious.
Under Zuo Changlu’s insistence, each table basically has the same configuration: four people from the Star Soul, four masters from the Witch League, and two cultivators belonging to the Dao League...
The atmosphere at each table is extremely warm.
The masters of the Wu clan used to register for the gift, and the treatment was different.
The cashiers didn't raise their heads and eyes: "That's it?"
"How dare you come to drink wedding wine with such a small congratulatory gift?"
"Really shabby..."
"Aren't the Wu people all extremely well-developed limbs, and even the brains are full of muscles. They know what etiquette, and it's enough to have a congratulatory gift, otherwise what else..."
Pinched his nose, accepted the gift in disgust, then registered, waved his hand, and drove away like a duck: "Waiting to be ushered in over there."
The intestines of the people belonging to the Wu clan are all swollen.
In order not to lose face in front of our old opponents, which one of the things we took out this time is not a good thing! ?
Some things, even the treasures of heaven and earth...
As a result, I will be despised... But I can't attack yet!
It's really aggrieved to come here this time...
When I got to my seat, I immediately realized that the person sitting at the same table was the person who had the most hatred against me, or those few people...
Then it must be even more lively...
While drinking, greeting each other's 18 generations of ancestors, swearing dirty, all kinds of slang coming one after another, the popularity is even better than the aunts in the morning market bargaining, at least not inferior...
In the main hall.
Zuo Changlu, high-level Star Soul, Seven Swords of the Dao League, Twelve Great Witches, Toad Saint, and the top powerhouses of the three continents gathered together.
There are three chairs on the main seat, take a seat in the middle from the long left, and then call You Xingchen to sit on the right side of him, as for the seat on the left...
When everyone was wondering who was coming to sit, they saw Zuo Changlu waving with a smile: "Big man, why don't you come and sit down, what are you waiting for?"
The Great Witch Flood Coughed, strode over, sat upright, his face full of seriousness.
Everyone in Daomeng: "...????"
Wumaeng people: "...????"
Star Soul crowd: "...????"
What kind of seat arrangement is this? If it is divided according to strength, then there is no doubt that the Daoist witch will be seated, but the Taoists of the Dao League should also have a chair.
If it is divided according to status, Daoist Lei still has to replace Emperor Zhaixing. After all, the strength of these two people is between the two, and the identity of Daoist Lei is higher. What is the reason? How about no chair?
Just when everyone was puzzled, they heard—
Fire Witch: "Quack quack..."
Dan Kong Dawu: "Hey hey..."
Ice Dark Witch: "Haha, are you all idiots? Never thought that the seat where our boss landed is actually the master seat, right? Let me tell you, your eyeballs will burst out soon... Do eye exercises in advance, remember to protect your eyes. Good eyeballs, don't pop them out!"
The faces of the other great witches were even more strange: "???"
The non-poisonous witch snorted: "It's strange...but it's just..." He muttered twice, but finally he didn't say anything. After all, it was just a guess without evidence. It was just a guess that Zuo Xiaoduo's Nightmare Hammer had something to do with the boss.
Then when the great witches looked at it again with doubts, they discovered something even weirder.
They came hand in hand, but they never noticed that Boss Shui's clothes today...are actually neat, even the beard on his face has been shaved, and the hair that has been messed up all the year round is combed perfectly...so that It's a bit more of a radiant change.
And there is more, not only the body is clean, but also a pair of shiny leather shoes on the feet.
The expression on his face also seems to be much softer than before?
All the wizards were startled: This, is this the boss?
The Great Witch Bingming shook his head, and praised from the bottom of his heart: "Boss has five people and six people today, and I haven't seen him dressed like a person for a long time... Tsk tsk, well-dressed, it makes people's eyes shine, and immediately reminds me of the clothes of the four beasts. word."
(end of this chapter)