Chapter 1315: Live as a joke
Chapter 1315 Living as a joke
Encountering such an opponent is the saddest thing for the strong.
But the current situation of the evil dragon is even more tragic than this: because this lunatic broke through in the battle with himself!
The reason for the breakthrough is that I pressed him and beat him so anxiously...
What the **** is this called?
As a congenital being, a prehistoric powerhouse, an immemorial power, what opponent has the evil dragon never met in this life, what battle has he never fought?
It is not uncommon to be at a disadvantage, even in danger of life and death!
Only today's battle can be said to be the most aggrieved, speechless, saddest, most helpless... At the same time, the battle that I want to scold my mother the most!
This opponent, this junior, he... was unable to break through!
Although he is a descendant of the bloodline of the ancestral witches, he didn't really burn and activate the bloodline at all!
He is still short of several small realms!
But the beating with Lao Tzu made him so impatient, the beating became crazy, crazy, and I was forced to break through by Lao Tzu... How can this be justified?
Evil Dragon feels that from this moment on, he can go down in history and become an absolutely indispensable legendary figure in the history books. Why is he a clown-like villain in the legendary series?
It is estimated that whenever someone mentions the evil dragon in the future, they will smile blindly: "Oh, just that idiot, I know, this guy is fighting with others, and they can't beat him in the first place. The gap between the two sides , It was almost the same, but as a result, this guy beat him fiercely, and made him anxious. Under this emergency, he made a breakthrough... Then after the breakthrough, the evil dragon couldn't beat him, and he was actually killed by someone. Chasing and beating...it's really a wonderful flower in the wild world!"
The more the evil dragon thinks about it, the more aggrieved it becomes. Lao Tzu's invincible generation of powerhouses, second only to the ancestors of the demons, has become a joke!
So I was even more anxious and wanted to get it back, but I couldn't make a joke anyway.
But the harder he worked and the harder he struggled, the more excited the Flood Witch on the opposite side became!
The blood of the ancestral witch became more and more lively, burning and surging in the blood of the whole body, filling and overflowing...
It turns out that the more you play, the more enjoyable you are, the more you play, the more enjoyable you are, the more you play, the more comfortable and refreshing you are, and you are infinitely satisfied!
Following, I couldn't help but burst out laughing: "Happy! Happy! Hahahaha, I just found out today. It turns out that this is the Ancestral Witch Realm! Hahaha..."
Amidst the turmoil of the storm, the Great Sorcerer of the Flood Swinged his hammers more and more excitedly, while laughing endlessly: "Today, when you fight against the evil dragon, you will know that the blood of the witch is red; step through the road of the world and climb to the highest peak!"
The evil dragon only felt dazzled, and almost spat out a mouthful of blood.
He knew that he was really doomed!
This reputation cannot be washed away no matter what.
Because the lunatic on the other side actually wrote a poem at this time!
That is clearly a biographical poem, no matter if it is written without literary talent or in a mess, but it was written when he broke through the ancestor witch, no matter how messy it is, it will be recorded in the annals of history, and will be remembered by all the Wu people. Wukou!
I believe that future generations will be able to interpret countless lofty meanings and artistic conceptions from these nonsensical sentences, and regard them as classics!
However, on the contrary, I will be nailed to the pillar of shame along with this poem.
Whenever this poem is mentioned, some people's eyes light up and they laugh: "I know this poem, it was chanted at the time when the flood witch broke through to the ancestral witch realm, at the moment of fighting against the evil dragon... come, come, Let me tell you carefully... This is a very stupid story, very interesting..."
Evil Dragon understands better than anyone: This is definitely what it looks like!
Regardless of whether the Mozu wins or loses, this is the record, so they didn’t run away!
"you…"
The evil dragon roared in grief and indignation, the evil dragon's whip erupted loudly, retreated tens of thousands of feet, and roared angrily: "If you fight, you will fight... You, what poems are you reading?!"
Speaking of this, I felt more and more aggrieved, opened my mouth suddenly, spat out a mouthful of blood, and said angrily: "Bullshit is unreasonable! No literary talent! Arty! It's jaw-chilling! Shameless and despicable! Dirty villain! Fighting is not good!" Recite poems! Do you want to show your face!"
On the contrary, the Great Witch Flood was stunned. He had been immersed in the profound realm of road cultivation just now, and he didn't notice what he said and did. Hearing what the evil dragon said, he couldn't help being a little puzzled. Scratching his head, he said, "What? I read poetry? What poem did I read? What poem did I read?!"
The evil dragon roared in grief and indignation: "You don't know what you are reading? You still ask me? Do you still want me to recite it for you?!"
The big witch Hong Hong became more and more dazed, at a loss, not knowing what to say.
Even if I recite a poem... **** you? Why are you wronged?
You are an immemorial power, what about the minimum level of self-cultivation?
The demon race is indeed a race with a very strange brain circuit...
Even if I really read a poem, he almost cried...and vomited blood...how incomprehensible, amazing!
A voice from below sounded at the right time: "Bah! Evil Dragon, you have no culture and can't write poems, and you dare to laugh at cultured people! Do you want to show some face! My godfather is a literary giant born in the Wu clan, what's the matter with reciting a poem?" , isn’t it appropriate and logical?”
It was Zuo Xiaoduo who spoke, and following the mouthful of blood from the evil dragon, Zuo Xiaoduo's mind was clear, and Zuo Xiaoduo, who was full of heart and heart, suddenly lit up, and went over invisibly, and took this mouthful of blood into the Miekong Pagoda!
That is the heart and blood of the evil dragon, a good thing that has never been seen before!
After collecting the blood and taking advantage of it, I heard the evil dragon scold the flood.
Zuo Xiaoduo knew that his godfather would not swear or retort, so he went out and ran back.
The Great Witch Flood was a little confused.
Cultural person? Unborn writer?
Is this about me?
Today's incident is strange everywhere, what and what...
Zuo Xiaoduo's sudden sound was like adding fuel to the fire. The evil dragon roared, trembling all over, his eyes were red, and suddenly turned around and dragged the evil dragon whip to turn around and leave!
Warrior Hong Shui shouted: "Are you leaving now?"
The evil dragon suddenly turned around, gritted its teeth as if its heart was going to explode, and said, "You...what else do you want?"
The Great Witch Flood said angrily: "You and I are enemies, and our positions are opposite. No matter what, isn't this what it should be?"
The evil dragon froze in place when he heard the words.
Damn it, what you said makes sense, but I'm speechless...
Mingfeng came with his hands behind his back at the right time, and Nirvana Minghuo directly set up a sea of fire between the evil dragon and the flood. Standing in the middle of the sea of fire, he said indifferently: "Flood, you have ruined the reputation of the evil dragon. What else do you want? Let's call a truce."
The Great Witch Hong Shui was stunned for a moment, feeling aggrieved in his heart.
What did I do to ruin the reputation of the evil dragon? What you said is ambiguous, do you know it yourself?
Before, it was the evil dragon who kept suppressing me, okay? Now I will not turn around easily, but when you say this, I don’t feel the reputation of the evil dragon, but I feel that my reputation seems a bit bad. Great to hear...
As we all know... the evil dragon is male!
I am also male...male!
"Be careful what you say!" The great witch Hong Hong scolded with a sullen face: "Even if you are seniors, you can't just slander good people!"
Slandering good people...
Mingfeng was taken aback when he heard the words, and his reaction to the great flood witch was completely incomprehensible...
What the hell... is this still slandering you?
The evil dragon behind him spit out another mouthful of blood with a wow, and then disappeared without looking back...
Damn it, this kid is not only a lunatic, but also a tough guy...
Lao Tzu’s famous name was ruined in the hands of such a person... Really, it is more terrible than killing...
Mingfeng frowned, looked down, and said coldly: "Boy over there, you have already stolen a mouthful of the evil dragon's heart, and everyone is hostile, so I won't say anything more. Those who hit my Nirvana Underworld Fire, you are quite courageous!"
Mingfeng thought carefully, Zuo Xiaoduo didn't make a sound, but he didn't find anything strange.
But after that voice, he locked onto Zuo Xiaoduo's movements.
Naturally found that after the kid put away the blood of the evil dragon, he sneaked under the fire of Nirvana and opened his mouth to eat fire... and two flames were swallowed...
Actually acting as a thief under my nose... Mingfeng is very angry and funny.
It's really rare to see such a bold little guy.
Zuo Xiaoduo laughed, and with a flash of his body, he had already hid behind the great witch Hong Hong, and said: "Senior Mingfeng's eyes are like torches, admiration, haha, haha, haha..."
Hit three haha in embarrassment, then turned and left.
Mingfeng was furious: "Leave my spirit of fire!"
Flourishing body turned sideways: "The junior eats you, why did you set fire? He is still a child."
Mingfeng: "..."
You are too shameless to say this, do you know it yourself? ?
At this moment, Zhu Yan appeared in the air under Zuo Xiaoduo's instigation, and cupped his hands respectfully and said, "Master Mingfeng, you also said just now that today's battle ends here, why don't you just stop here?"
Zhu Yan actually didn't understand why Zuo Xiaoduo insisted on saying this by himself, but Zhu Yan dared not go against the young master's words.
Furthermore, on the side of the Three Continents, only myself and Mingfeng are more or less in love with each other. Thinking about it this way, it makes sense!
Mingfeng's originally graceful face, the moment he saw Zhu Yan for the first time, he was stunned for a moment, then he was puzzled, and then his eyes widened suddenly: "You are...Zhu...Zhu Yan?!"
In an instant, his face changed as if he had seen a ghost.
Zhu Yan didn't have this kind of self-consciousness at all, because he always felt that he was innocent from the beginning to the end!
I am not a beast of doom!
That was wronged by others!
Of all those things, which one did I do on my own initiative? So I was purely a scapegoat...
So his face became more honest, and he cupped his hands in salute: "Lord Mingfeng, long time no see, the little beast misses you very much. Seeing that your demeanor is still the same today, the little beast is very happy for you."
"Get out! Who wants to see you! You are happy, your sister!"
(end of this chapter)