Chapter 1458 1560. Separation
Even in the last ten minutes of the stage, the Infinite Challenge team still did not forget to compete with each other.
One said that Ma Dong was old and experienced, so he should be the first to go on stage, and another said that the black man was stupid and arrogant, so he should be the first to go on stage, and some said that Cheng Kun was popular, so he should be the first to go on stage.
At the same time, everyone also had reasons for not going on stage first.
"The skit of Yuchi and I has 5,000 words. Can your song have 100 words? 5,000 against 100. Even if you are stupider than us, you will go on stage first." Ma Dong said bluntly.
This made Cheng Kun and Ou Xiaodi very angry, after all, they were the only ones singing.
"How can you have 5,000 words? Isn't it simplification by half?" Cheng Kun immediately questioned.
"The number of words is dozens of times more than yours." Yuchi responded loudly.
Cheng Kun was speechless. After all, Yuchi was telling the truth, but he was also scared to go on stage first. He turned around and saw the black man who looked like he was watching a show, and he had an idea.
"Blackie, why don't you go first? It just so happens that your program doesn't require anything to be memorized, and being the first to go up will have the least pressure, which is beneficial to your performance." Cheng Kun raised his hand and patted Blackie's shoulder, looking like he was thinking about you.
When everyone heard what Cheng Kun said, they also agreed.
"That's right, you go first. Anyway, you just pat the ball. Isn't that what you always do?"
"Blackie, help us. We are not familiar with the lines yet. We really need to memorize them for a while. Otherwise, you go first!"
Suddenly being "besieged" by everyone, Blackie was completely confused. Seeing that he didn't say anything, everyone thought he was going to acquiesce, and thanked him again and again. Blackie came back to his senses at this time. Hearing these thanks, he was completely "angry".
Don't bully honest people like this!
"I can't do it. I'll find the state. I can't be the first to go up. You should find someone else." After the black man finished speaking, he ran out with two basketballs.
In fact, he wanted to say that Nie Wei's program didn't need to be memorized, but he swallowed it when it came to his lips. Although the old saying is good, there is no big or small on the stage, and the rules are set off the stage, but he still didn't dare to involve Nie Wei.
The black man ran away directly, and no one could stop him, and the troubles came back.
Nie Wei watched for a long time, and he was also troubled by these guys.
"I said, can you stop quarreling." Nie Wei opened his mouth to stop him. When everyone looked at him with blinking eyes, Nie Wei said helplessly: "Ma Dong, Yuchi, you keep shouting too many words, and you need time to recite, but just now you started quarreling and now it has been five minutes. Can't you recite more words in these five minutes?"
"I just want to buy more time." Yuchi explained aggrievedly.
"How long can you fight for it? Our program is less than an hour in total. In this way, your program is the finale, right?" Nie Wei frowned and scolded, and decided directly.
Yuchi was immediately happy when he heard this, and nodded repeatedly. Ma Dong had nothing to say.
Ou Xiaodi and Cheng Kun on the side were a little anxious, but before they could speak, Nie Wei said directly: "I will go on stage first, Ou Xiaodi will go on stage second, I will take the lead, and then your show will warm up the audience, is there any problem?"
"As for Cheng Kun, you can discuss with Hei Ren, the third and fourth will not be argued endlessly, right?"
"No, no." Cheng Kun waved his hands quickly, smiled embarrassedly, and ran out to discuss the order with Hei Ren. Soon he and Hei Ren returned to the restaurant. In fact, Hei Ren did not go to practice at all, but waited at the door. The two of them discussed and decided that Hei Ren would be the third and Cheng Kun the fourth.
After all, Ou Xiaodi is a singer. Although he is an imitation show, he is also an imitation singer. It is not appropriate to connect the two song performances together, which will make the audience aesthetically fatigued and easily be compared together, causing controversy after the broadcast, so it is most appropriate to have another type of program in the middle.
When everyone finally decided on the order and the time was almost up, the squad leader of the new recruits came over to ask when everyone would perform. Nie Wei looked at his watch and said that it would be five minutes later.
Nie Wei checked his props and confirmed that they were correct. He looked at the time and found that there were still two or three minutes left. However, it was not a formal performance party after all, so Nie Wei was ready to walk out directly. After all, if the performance ended early, everyone could enjoy the food early.
Nie Wei stood up, and the people in the Infinite Challenge team immediately cheered Nie Wei up. Ma Dong, the old fox, even asked in a 'hypocritical' way: "Nie Wei, are you really ready? How about we be the first to go up?"
"Okay." Nie Wei stopped when he heard this, looked at Ma Dong with a smile, and agreed.
Nie Wei's answer was completely beyond Ma Dong's expectations. Yuchi was also dumbfounded. After coming to his senses, he pushed Ma Dong aside without hesitation, then bowed 90 degrees to Nie Wei, stretched out his hand and said solemnly: "Please go first."
Nie Wei was just teasing everyone, so he just smiled and walked into the cafeteria from the corridor.
"Hello everyone, I'm Nie Wei." Seeing that hundreds of recruits in the company were looking at him, Nie Wei smiled and greeted everyone.
Everyone cheered in response immediately.
Nie Wei walked to the center of the venue, moved a chair and sat in front of several soldiers, and then took out a few playing cards.
"Because time is in a hurry, I thought about it when I was preparing the program in the afternoon, and finally decided to perform a few small magic tricks for everyone, and everyone can come and watch."
Nie Wei smiled and called everyone over. In an instant, there were only a dozen or so people cheering around Nie Wei. There were even more people craning their necks behind to look in. Almost no one was still sitting in their original position. Even if they couldn't see it, they were still curious. He asked the comrades in front about the situation.
There was nothing Nie Wei could do about this situation. After all, conditions were limited and it was impossible to have a live broadcast.
Nie Wei first took out a rubber band, and then showed it to everyone with a smile: "This is a good rubber band, right? You can also look at it for yourselves and pass it around to each other. Don't tell me later that I'm looking for someone to cheat." Tuo."
Everyone laughed, but took the rubber band politely. Several people nearby looked at it, and some even tried to pull or rub it. Finally, they confirmed that it was a very common rubber band. .
"Okay, this rubber band is back in my hand. Don't blink now..." After Nie Wei finished speaking, he wiped the rubber band with the alcohol cotton borrowed from the infirmary, then opened it and put it away. On his own lips.
"I'm going to bite him off now. Keep your eyes open and don't blink." As soon as Nie Wei finished speaking, he bit off the rubber band.
The soldiers were confused. At this moment, Nie Wei took the two ends of the broken rubber band and twisted it in his fingers. He said: "The next moment is the moment to witness the miracle. I want to restore it."
Hearing this, all the soldiers stared wide-eyed at the rubber band that Nie Wei was twisting. When Nie Wei opened his fingers again, the rubber band that had been bitten off by Nie Wei actually recovered. .
There was a chorus of exclamations, and everyone had incredible expressions on their faces.
If they were far away, everyone might still guess whether Nie Wei used any special props, but the scene was so close that the soldiers sitting opposite Nie Wei could clearly see the hair on the back of Nie Wei's hands.
Moreover, the rubber bands have been inspected by many people and there is nothing special about the material.
Nie Wei handed the rubber band to the soldiers again and asked them to pass it around and look at it to confirm that the connection was correct.
"It's this, it must be this." Suddenly a soldier pointed at the alcohol bottle on Nie Wei's table and said, and everyone's attention immediately focused on it.
"Sorry, it has nothing to do with it. It's just that I'm a bit mysophobic, and this magic requires biting, so I'm going to use some medical alcohol to disinfect it." Nie Wei said with a smile.
Everyone who just thought they had found the answer showed disappointment again.
Will Nie Wei lie to them? Most people don't think so, and people who are close to the alcohol bottle can smell the smell of alcohol, knowing that what Nie Wei said is true.
But how did the broken rubber band recover?
"You all want to know?" Nie Wei saw everyone still speculating and asked with a smile.
"Think!" Everyone replied in unison, including the soldiers who could not be seen from the outside. They were also curious. After all, the people inside had already taught this magic to its miraculous powers.
"Can you tell me?" a soldier asked.
"Of course, I will tell you the secret now." Nie Wei said with a smile, then took the rubber band again and pinched both ends: "You didn't notice, I actually stretched a rubber band and pinched both ends. During the performance, the places where I bit him were not connected together. You saw me biting him off, but in fact, I didn’t bite it off at all.”
"The next step is easy. When I connect them, I only pinch one end and release the other end. What you see is a complete rubber band."
Nie Wei broke down each step of the magic and explained it in detail to the surrounding soldiers. Everyone suddenly realized it. Many people even said in hindsight that they had vaguely discovered something just now, but they were immediately grouped together. Laughed.
"Then what did you say just now?"
"Didn't I confirm it?"
"Haha, hindsight!"
Nie Wei ignored some people's explanation and said with a smile: "Actually, magic is to blind your vision, hearing or taste, causing you to have illusions."
"Everyone should have learned the first magic trick, so now I will teach you the second magic trick, which is also our traditional Chinese magic. It has a very nice name, called Three Immortals Return to the Cave..."
The Wuchao group in the corridor heard bursts of cheers and exclamations coming from the restaurant, and suddenly felt something bad.
Is it really right to let Nie Wei go out first? Is the atmosphere inside too hot? Ou Xiaodi has a feeling that his show may receive a cold reception.
After all, the audience's enthusiasm is only so much. If Nie Wei uses more of it, then the subsequent programs will naturally have less points.
Of course, everyone was worried, but they were also curious about what kind of magic Nie Wei had done to make the soldiers inside so interested.
"It's nothing. Nie Wei asked me to find a pair of cards, a few porcelain bowls, and a glass. The rest are table tennis balls, coins and the like." Ou Xiaodi told everyone honestly.
"I really want to see it." The black man stretched his neck, knowing that he couldn't see it, but he still couldn't help but look over.
Listening to the cries of surprise inside, everyone couldn't help but feel envious. After all, just listening to these voices would tell how successful Nie Wei's show was.
About ten minutes later, Nie Weicai left the stage amidst the cheers of many soldiers, and asked Ou Xiaodi to come in to perform the second show.
What Ou Xiaodi was worried about did not happen. The soldiers gave him a warm applause. However, Ou Xiaodi always felt that this applause was different from Nie Wei's before. Nie Wei's applause was from the bottom of his heart. His was purely polite. of applause.
But as soon as he said this idea, he was slapped on the back of his head by Ma Dong.
The soldiers really gave face to the Infinite Challenge Team. Cheng Kun sang the wrong lyrics, Black Yun lost the ball, and Ma Dong and Yuchi forgot the words of the crosstalk they were talking about halfway. These were obvious mistakes, but everyone still gave warm applause.
After several performances, the atmosphere on the scene was very hot, and every soldier had a happy smile on his face.
As the performances ended, the meals prepared by the kitchen team were also served.
Braised pork, braised prawns, sauerkraut stewed pork ribs, steamed fish, just as a soldier said before, all of them were hard dishes, and the ingredients were bitter melon fried eggs, leeks fried squid, beans, potatoes and eggplant stewed, and a dish of stir-fried cabbage hearts. In addition, each table also had a pot of cabbage and tofu soup.
Eight dishes and one soup, especially rich.
But what Nie Wei and others didn't expect was that the soldiers actually prepared a program for them.
Just as everyone was eating, the soldiers suddenly stood up and did a flash mob, singing a song "The Day I Left the Army" for Nie Wei and others.
The sentimental brother Ou even wiped his tears while listening.
No matter how hard it is to part, you can't escape separation. Before leaving the army, Nie Wei also gave their squad leader a prepared gift.
"Because the army doesn't allow it, we still don't have a group photo, but I'm good at drawing. These days I took some free time to draw a group sketch for everyone. I give it to you, and thank you for your care these days."
The squad leader looked at the painting in his hand, which was very simple, but very delicate.
It was simple because it was just an ordinary A4 paper, but the painting on it was delicate. Nie Wei used sketching to draw this group photo. Although the conditions were limited, the appearance of the characters was very accurately depicted. If it weren't for the lines and the special look of the ballpoint pen, the squad leader would really think it was a photo.
"It's a great painting. I will treasure it." The squad leader said seriously.
Nie Wei and everyone else saluted the squad leader once again before stepping onto the minibus. The squad leader stood there, watching the taillights of the minibus gradually disappear, and then turned back to the camp.
After Nie Wei left the military camp, he asked the car to take him home.
As soon as he entered the house, Nie Wei heard Shu Chang humming in the living room, and couldn't help but smile, thinking that his wife seemed to be in a good mood.