Chapter 153 What kind of robbery efficiency is this?
"Hello, let me introduce myself to everyone!"
"Hey bro! I'm from Baltimore, you can call me Epic!" Xiao Meng is not only reading the dialogue, she is even trying to imitate that special black hip-hop accent.
It's just that she couldn't imitate her crisp little girl's voice, so Lin You burst out laughing on the spot.
"Hahaha! Wait, Xiaomeng!"
There are so many pitfalls in this sentence, Lin You doesn't know which one to complain about first!
"Why is it in English and Chinese? Is that how the manuscript was written? Also, does anyone really name their child 'Epic'? Could it be the game ID?"
"This interview is a video! Xiaomeng made it easier for the master to listen, so I translated it a bit. Hehe, does Xiaomeng imitate it like it?"
"It's great!" Lin You praised Xiaomeng without hesitation, "But show me the video..."
"Hmph!" Xiaomeng in the picture frowned, turned around and angrily opened a door and disappeared.
A picture of a black man being interviewed appeared on the tablet.
I saw him wearing 8 rings on his hands, a big gold chain as thick as an iron chain around his neck, and a black baseball cap on his head.
The reporter standing opposite him asked: "Where did you buy your mirage host?"
The black man looked disdainful: "What are you kidding?! How can you buy it!"
"Ah?" The reporter was obviously surprised, "You mean, it's very difficult to buy?"
Epic looked like an idiot, "Am I not clear? Buy! No! Go! In Baltimore right now, no one can buy it! It's priceless!"
"Then how did you get it?"
"The most important thing, of course, only the strongest man deserves it!"
"you mean?"
Epic pulled out a Glock pistol from his waist, and loaded it with a skillful "click", "Of course it depends on this!"
"Ah? Ah! Here, you...you, you snatched it with a pistol?" The reporter brother unconsciously changed his honorific name.
"Of course not, how is it possible." The black man suddenly laughed.
The reporter let out a long sigh of relief, "Ah, so, it turned out to be a joke."
"Yes, pistols are not acceptable!" Epic continued, "Of course I use an automatic rifle!"
"In your place, do game consoles have to be robbed through gun battles?" The reporter felt incredible.
It wasn't just the reporter who felt unbelievable, Lin You also felt that it was too outrageous.
He even suspected that the black old man was actually doing a talk show, and this interview was basically a talk show on the spot.
But Lin You didn't expect that even more outrageous things were yet to come——
"I don't care what other places are like, and it's none of my business. But in our neighborhood, the most profitable business can only be done by the strongest people! I have 1,800 pistols, 420 automatic rifles, and 800 Brother, of course this most profitable business should belong to me." Epic looked confident.
"Business... business?" The reporter brother was obviously panicked, and things were obviously completely beyond his expectations.
He originally thought that he was just interviewing foreign players, learning about the ecology of some overseas players, and it would be better to get some anecdotes, that was the whole goal.
——He didn't expect that one day he would interview a gangster in a foreign country, and the gangster calmly faced the camera and began to talk about his "plan to make money".
"Yeah, it's pretty obvious, isn't it?"
"Obvious? What is obvious?" The reporter was confused.
"A game console is nothing, no matter how expensive it is, it is a one-shot deal. So one game console is not important, what matters is whether there are countless game consoles." Epic looked at the reporter brother with hatred, Like an accident looking at an elm head without an iota of business acumen.
"So, you entered the game today for...business?"
"That's right, I sent a lot of cooperation emails to Yunmeng's work mailbox, but I didn't get a response. I guess it's because there are too many similar emails, and emails alone can't show my sincerity, so I log in now. Go to their games and show them my sincerity and strength!"
"What cooperation do you hope to achieve?"
Epic grinned, "Of course it is to work together to make a lot of money! Money! Money! Money you know? (Money, money, money, do you know?) I have guns, they have game consoles, and together, it is equivalent to making big money." Money! They sell game consoles, I sell them, and everyone shares the money! I'm an 'honest Epic', and everyone in Baltimore knows it!"
"Ah, that's it." The reporter didn't know what to say, so he couldn't say "I wish you a smooth business negotiation with Yunmeng"...
By the way, he also understood why this old man accepted the interview: probably because he failed to contact customer service in the game, and wanted to try to openly seek cooperation instead?
"In your place, is it really so profitable to sell mirage hosts?"
"Hey boy! In Baltimore, all the flour sellers are trying to find a way to contact Yunmeng, what do you think?"
The black old man obviously looked down on the reporter more and more, and his address has been downgraded from "bro (old man)" to "boy (little brother)".
The reporter didn't know what to ask, let alone whether to continue the interview.
Fortunately, at this time, a shrill siren saved him.
The NPC policemen drove their police cars and rushed towards them with piercing sirens!
Before the reporter realized what was going on, the old man turned around alertly, raised his gun and shot at the rushing police car!
The police car braked immediately, and the door on one side opened. The NPC police quickly got out of the car and returned fire.
Epic has found a bunker in a blink of an eye, hiding behind the tires of the roadside car, with two guns in hand, raising the gun to fight back.
He even took two grenades out of his pocket, pulled out the safety pins and threw them out.
The landing point of the grenade was very accurate. It rolled over the chassis of the police car and appeared right at the feet of the NPC police when it stopped.
After the "boom", the NPC police lost two firepower points in an instant.
This accuracy is definitely my brother's own ability!
——But this was also the last scene that the reporter saw.
Epic was experienced and quick to react, dodging the first round of attacks. But the little brother of the reporter couldn't do it at all. In the first round of shooting by the NPC police, he fell down directly.
As the reporter's body disappeared, the interview scene also ended.
The appearance of the police car answered Lin You's question——
Where did this black man get his hip-hop outfit, especially the big gold chain around his neck and the eight rings on his hands?
The initial costume doesn't have these things, even if you want to make such a set in the game, it shouldn't be so fast.
Now seeing the police appear, the truth is revealed—it was bought for zero yuan!
This pile of gold and jewelry is well over $950!
What's more, this buddy not only robbed a jewelry store to dress himself up worthy of his status, but also robbed a gun store to get weapons.
What's even more powerful is that even if he robbed two stores in a row, he could still accept such a long interview calmly, and the police didn't arrive until the end of the interview.
Lin You estimated the time in his heart, and was immediately amazed.
What kind of robbery efficiency is this? !
In comparison, Xia Yi's robbery level is really weak!