Chapter 236 The Intriguing Two Idiots

Chapter 236 The Intriguing Two Idiots

"Is Miss Xiaofang giving birth soon?"

"Hurry up, the doctor said it will only take two days."

"Oh, I'll go back to Shenzhen tomorrow and the day after tomorrow." After Nanyi finished speaking, he changed the subject, "How many cities have you been to for the prize draw?"

"12."

"You can send the letter. Remember to wipe the envelope with alcohol and wear gloves."

"I see."

"Um."

Twelve cities, Chen Weiyun should have made a lot of money, it's time to wash away his sins.

Nan Yi then thought for a while, what if Yin Ji had a righteous man like himself, he finally decided to throw this issue to the future partner who is still unknown, and printing Yin should be a good way.

"Don't say that there are many obstacles in the green mountains, the wind can be strong and strong, and the white clouds can pass through the mountains to convey love. Don't say that the water is changeable, the water is clear and the water is still, the tenderness is like water, and the love is forever. Don't be afraid that the strong wind will blow away the love. Thousands of waters and thousands of mountains It’s always about love, gathering and parting are also predestined, don’t blame heaven or fate, but ask for the witness of mountains and rivers..."

Although I was in Xiangtang, Nanyi hadn't spent a long time with the two little girls. After thinking about it in the office, Nanyi came home before dinner, had a snack with the two girls, and watched TV with them after dinner. "Love and passion".

He has never watched the TV series Nanyi, but he still remembers the theme song. Once the song plays, he will have an inexplicable feeling.

"Father, after this drama is finished, we will broadcast "Su Qier"."

""Su Qier", who played it?"

Nan Ruofing, a little girl, rubbed her butt on the sofa, arched herself up, then grabbed Nanyi's shoulder and rolled over, and then sat down in Nanyi's arms, "The one who is wireless is popular, Dad, you Guess."

"You've said it so clearly, how can Dad not guess, of course it's a bad mouth."

"Hey, Dad, call him a rotten mouth, go out and watch out for the mistresses to tear you up."

"I want someone else to tear it up, it must be you who told me the secret."

"I don't know how to tell the truth. Be careful of that one over there." Nan Ruoyi rolled his eyes at Fan Hongdou, and then blinked at Nanyi.

Fan Hongdou turned his head, glanced at Nan Ruofing expressionlessly, then turned back and continued to stare at the TV, ignoring, completely ignoring.

"You, stop bullying your red bean sister."

"I don't have one." Nan Ruobing twisted her body resolutely, and then hugged Nanyi's neck again, "Dad, we are going on summer vacation soon."

Nan Yi scratched Nan Ruofing's nose, and said dotingly: "Got it, we'll set off after a while."

"hey-hey."

"Hey, I haven't seen the handsome guy who played Hu Tiehua for a long time. Is there him in the "Su Qier" you mentioned?"

"Wu Mengda, is he pretty?"

"not bad."

"Father, you're out. Wu Mengda owed a lot of gambling debts the year before last, and it was hidden by TVB. He didn't have a movie to shoot. Last year, he made a movie. It's from Weiye Company, and it's a supporting role."

"How do you know so clearly? In school, you and your classmates just talked about this?"

"Young man, didn't you tell me to get along with my classmates, my classmates didn't tell me where my parents would take them to travel, or where the food was delicious, or which TV was good, which celebrity was handsome.

Dad, I don't really like watching TV, but in order to do my homework, I resigned myself to it, my fate! "

"Okay, Dad is really hard on you." Nanyi stroked Funan Ruofing's head, slipped his hand, slipped on her earlobe, and twisted his fingers, "I know you like combination mathematics the most, you can go back now The room solved Kirkman's girl problem, published a paper, and made Dad look good."

"Slightly!" Nan Ruobing made a grimace, "This problem was solved in 1971. My goal is Hodge's conjecture. Dad, I solved the problem of winning a Nobel Prize in Mathematics to comfort your soul in heaven, okay? "

"Okay, you stinky girl, not only cursed me, but also dared to insult my IQ."

Nanyi turned Nan Ruobing over, and was about to slap her on the pussy, Fan Hongdou said, "Dad, wait a minute", and took a Nanyi's tendon-soled cloth shoes over. , "Dad, use this to beat, I have dipped in water."

When Nan Ruofeng saw the cloth shoes, she was terrified. She struggled to get up, and rushed towards Fan Hongdou, "Fan Hongdou, I will fight with you, let you try my Foshan Wuying feet."

Fan Hongdou stood up from the sofa and made a gesture of a tiger and a crane, "Foshan Huang Qiying, please advise."

"Take advantage of me and make you look good."

Nan Ruofing stretched out the index and middle fingers of both hands, and raised the other fingers, waving both hands to dig Fan Hongdou's eyeballs.

"Go back, it's too much."

Nan Ruobing stomped her feet when she heard Nanyi's words, and said angrily, "Father, you are biased."

"Come back and sit down and continue watching TV. If you go crazy again, I'll hang you upside down for three days and three nights."

"snort."

Nan Ruofeng snorted, and obediently returned to Nanyi's arms to lie down.

Nanyi sighed slightly, both of them have entered the age when people hate ghosts, although they are a little better than ordinary children, but they are limited. Take them to Haiti to meet dirt-eating children, and then take them to Liberia to meet child soldiers.

"Don't insult my IQ again next time, do you understand?" Nan Yi pinched Nan Ruofing's ear and said with a hint.

"Got it, Dad, I was wrong."

When the little girl squeezed the corners of her eyes, her eyes turned red, and the eye sockets were filled with mist.

"Hey, there is progress, now tears come as soon as you say it, who taught you?"

"Hey hey." Nan Ruofing rubbed her eyes and said with a smile, "Music teacher, she has attended wireless training class."

"Don't use your skills in front of Dad. I won't accept your tricks."

"Dad, you don't love me anymore?"

"Others say beating is kissing and scolding is love. Dad is both dear and loving to you. Tell me, where do you want me to beat you?"

"Hmph, dad is a big villain." Nan Ruofing pouted and said dissatisfied.

"Return me bad, you are not bad, you can insult Dad's IQ, but don't make fun of science, next time you talk about the Nobel Prize in Mathematics, I will smack your ass."

"Well, the Fields Medal in Mathematics."

"Let me tell you a story. In 1938, China stopped exporting high-grade gasoline to Japan. Japan was originally a country with extremely scarce resources. As a result, the supply of fuel for warships and fighter jets was almost cut off.

At this time, a scientist who claimed to have mastered the water-to-oil technology suddenly appeared and recommended himself. This person's name was Ben Duoweifu.

In the early years, this person also claimed to have invented the technology of 'extracting silk floss from straw', because Japan's textile industry was also world-renowned at the time, and he raised a lot of funds for this technology, but the result was nothing.

Honda first cleverly deceived a doctor of Kobe Women's College, and was affirmed by experts such as Imperial University professors.

With the endorsement and recommendation of these experts, he met many important figures in the military. The military hierarchy in Japan is strict, and even if the subordinates are skeptical, they dare not express their true thoughts.

At that time, Ben Duoweifu's water-to-oil technology had been spread to the ears of the Prime Minister of Japan, and he first asked the director of the Military Supplies Bureau for his opinion.

The director of the Quartermaster Bureau said without even looking at it, this is nonsense and a charlatan.

Ben Duoweifu hit a wall like this for the first time, but he was not reconciled, and continued to sell to the Ministry of Navy Aviation. As a result, the director of the Education Bureau of the Ministry of Aviation agreed to stand for him, and personally wrote a 58-page titled "Water as the Main Body" , The report on the experiment related to the invention of the manufacture of volatile oil", the results really convinced the joint fleet commander Yamamoto Fifty-Six.

At that time, Yamamoto Fifty-Six was already planning a sneak attack on Pearl Harbor. When the fuel was cut off, he was going crazy. At this moment, hey, Ben Dovito jumped out. For the smooth implementation of his plan, he Regardless of whether it is true or not, let's grab this life-saving straw first.

Therefore, Yamamoto Fifty-Six ordered a team led by the director of the Education Bureau of the Ministry of Aviation to conduct experiments in the basement of the Aviation Headquarters, and set up an experimental committee composed of 30 technicians to monitor the progress of the experiment throughout the process.

In January 1939, Bentoville announced the success of the test.

However, the high-ranking military, who had been skeptical before, checked and found that all the experimental bottles were marked in advance, and when Honda announced the success of the test, the gasoline bottle he held was not a marked experimental bottle, thus exposing the deception. Ben Duoweifu was handed over by the navy to the police.

However, Honda was not punished very much. This is because no one from the Japanese Navy Department headed by Yamamoto Fifty-Six came forward to accuse or accuse him.

Now that the story is over, you can tell Dad why Ben Duoweifu was able to fool two knowledgeable doctors? "

"Godfather, I know. This is because the theory of turning seawater into oil is reliable. The electrolysis of seawater is used to obtain carbon dioxide and hydrogen as raw materials, and then the catalyst is used to synthesize carbon dioxide and hydrogen into industrial hydrocarbons, which are then made into fuel oil.

However, the composition of seawater is not the same as that of fresh water, and it is not cost-effective to convert seawater into oil. The energy consumed in the conversion process is greater than the energy produced by fuel combustion. "

"Hmph, smelly show off, I don't know what."

Fan Hongdou used to let Nan Ruofing all the time, and when he was with Nan Yi and the three of them, he seldom talked, and gave Nan Ruofing the opportunity to make out with his father and daughter.

However, in recent days, Fan Hongdou has become tit for tat with Nan Ruofing.

"Dad, seawater turning into oil is just an excuse for some people to believe that water turns into oil. Ben Duoweifu can continue this farce to that point, mainly because of profit and face.

Some people can benefit from it, and some people, for the sake of face, even if they find out that they have been fooled, they still won't be exposed. They will pull more people into the water, so that there will be more people trapped in the pit. Being punctured, they are less conspicuous.

Dad, how do you say that idiom? "

"D!"

"Yes, that's it. The law does not blame the public. Dad, why did you suddenly mention this story?"

"It's nothing. Recently, I read a news report saying that there is a planet in the solar system called Lingshen Star, which is rich in heavy metal elements such as iron, gold, platinum, silver, and copper. The overall value exceeds the U.S. dollars in Beijing."

"Jing?" Nan Ruofeng counted with his fingers, "1000 billion, that's a lot."

"Well, there are a lot of them. Because of so many, someone asked Dad to invest in building a ladder to lead to the Spirit Star. This investment is quite large. When Dad was hesitating, another person asked Dad to invest, saying that he invented it. Alchemy.

This investment is a little less, but he said that the daily output is not high, only a mere 80 tons.

It's a headache. Dad doesn't know which project to invest in. You two help dad think about it together. Which one to invest in? "

As soon as Nanyi finished speaking, Nan Ruobing and Fan Hongdou looked at each other, and said in unison: "Hmph, treat us like two idiots!"

After finishing speaking, both of them turned their heads to watch TV and ignored Nanyi.

Nan Yi chuckled, hugged Nan Ruobing and changed his sitting position, and watched TV with relish.

"Father, Wireless has a new girl, she's so pretty."

"What name?"

"Barbara."

"I've never heard of it, what about the Chinese name?"

"Fan, Barbara's Chinese name?"

"Humph!" Fan Hongdou first snorted at Nan Ruobing, and then said to Nan Yi, "Godfather, his name is Weng Meiling."

"She, I heard, she is beautiful?"

"Pretty."

"fine."

"The skin is too dark."

"snort."

"snort!"