Chapter 247 Exaggerated acting skills

Chapter 247 Exaggerated acting skills

Li Xiao didn't read many books, but that didn't mean he was stupid.

As early as a few months ago, when Li Xiao was free, he started tinkering with the computer he bought back with money, and learned about some things of this era.

On the Internet, he had heard about this situation for a long time.

A woman went to seduce a tenant, and just as the two were about to have sex, several people rushed in from outside the door.

These people may be the woman's husband, the police, or others. In short, they will not let you really have sex with that woman, they just want to take the opportunity to blackmail a sum of money.

"The policeman, that's him. This young man came to my hotel and asked me if I had a lady." The middle-aged woman pointed to Li Xiao and said to the two men dressed as policemen, "I told him no, and he went to find it by himself." one!"

"Young man, do you know this is against the law?" A policeman said with handcuffs in his hand, "Come with us!"

"Fuck, your acting skills are a bit exaggerated!" Li Xiao pointed at the middle-aged woman dissatisfied and said, "Your expression should be more fierce, your eyes should be sharper, and then you must act like you are angry, you know when you are angry? ? It’s the kind that makes two tits tremble with anger.”

"And you, can you be more professional when you play the policeman? At least you have to get some real handcuffs, can you stop fooling me with children's toys?"

"puff……"

Another policeman who was not in charge of Li Xiao couldn't help laughing, but he quickly stopped smiling because Li Xiao had already looked at him: "Don't laugh, don't think that you are fine if you don't speak, look Can you have a sense of justice in your eyes, it looks like a gangster at a glance, how can this performance be convincing? Especially your face, it is so ugly, you threw the face of the police into the Huangpu River!"

"Boy!"

The strong man in handcuffs frowned, and said coldly: "Since you know the rules, then take out the money."

"What if I don't take it?"

"Then we can only do it ourselves!"

Obviously, they felt very upset when Li Xiao exposed their tricks, and immediately changed their strategy, planning to give up the fairy jump and grab it directly.

The two had a tacit understanding, and after finishing speaking, they took out two batons from behind and smashed them at Li Xiao's head.

The girl before was so frightened that she quickly hid behind the middle-aged woman.

"If you want to hit someone again, can you still be reasonable?"

With a grunt, Li Xiao moved, and quickly grabbed the hands of the two fake policemen with his palms, and pulled hard, only hearing two clicks, the arms of the two fake policemen were directly dislocated.

Before the two of them figured out what was going on, they felt that their arms were out of their control. When they raised their heads, they saw Li Xiao was smiling harmlessly at them.

"Sorry, I used too much force just now!"

Li Xiao seemed very guilty, and grabbed the two of them by their arms and viciously mentioned it online.

Click!

"Sorry, I got it wrong, try again!"

Pull again, break again.

Connect again, crook again...

More than ten times in a row, Li Xiao seemed very depressed, scratched his head and said: "What's going on today, my bone setting technique was the best in the village before, or, let's do it again..."

"Brother, don't, don't come!"

At this moment, the two burly men who recovered from their shock finally had the opportunity to speak. Their bodies, already kneeling on the ground, were covered with sweat. It was not from the heat, but from the pain.

And what was even more speechless was that there were tears in the corners of their eyes.

"Why are you crying?" Li Xiao said simply, "Look at you, you must be in your thirties, right? Can such a grown-up man cry in front of two women? Can you have some dignity? If you don't let me take it, just go straight Tell me, how do I know that you won't let me pick it up if you don't talk about it, really...how about I try again for the last time?"

"Hiss, big brother, don't, please!"

The two men wailed: "Is it okay if we are wrong? Isn't it okay if we are wrong?"

"That's right, young man, we were wrong, please let them go." At this moment, the middle-aged woman also came up and said, "Please, please let them go, I can't run this small hotel without them. !"

"Are you wrong?" Li Xiao looked at them with disgust, "No, you are right, really."

"ah?"

A few people are a little puzzled, what does this young man mean? Could it be that they admit their mistakes?

"You are really right, because I am poor now, and I need to rob you too. If you are wrong, then how can I do it." Li Xiao lazily lay back on the bed, looking at the time hanging on the wall, " Now I will give you five minutes, and within five minutes, I will change to a clean and comfortable room, and I will not give you money, so go!"

Li Xiao's request was very simple. After listening to it, several people burst into tears and rushed to prepare for Li Xiao.

Soon, Li Xiao's room was replaced by a comfortable big bed room. The whole environment was several times higher than before, at least not as dilapidated as it looked.

"Brother, are you satisfied?" Two guys pretending to be policemen asked cautiously.

"satisfy."

"Then... can you connect our hand to this?"

"Huh? Don't you want me to pick it up?"

"We...we were joking just now." The two strong men were speechless for a while.

This young man seemed silly, but in fact he was very shrewd. They felt that they really hit the iron plate tonight.

"Okay, then I'll help you as hard as I can."

This time Li Xiao was very accurate, he connected the two people's arms at once, and then said lazily: "Okay, you guys go, I'm sleepy and want to sleep... don't bother me."

"Yes Yes Yes!"

The two men looked at each other and walked out of Li Xiao's room.

The moment they went out, a trace of resentment flashed in the eyes of one of them.

Soon, after discussing, the two picked up their mobile phones and made a call.

"Hey, Brother Hong, I'm Xiaofan, someone bullied me..."

"Yes, it's in our hotel. Hurry up and bring someone over. The benefits of getting this matter settled are indispensable to you. Okay, okay, I'll wait for you here!"

"Hmph, boy, you just wait to die!" After hanging up the phone, the man cast a gloomy glance at the room where Li Xiao lived.

Thinking of the scene where Li Xiao broke their arms, he couldn't help but shiver, his eyes flashed fiercely, and he took another person downstairs to wait for Brother Hong he was talking about.

Not long after, a van was parked downstairs of the hotel.

There were seven or eight men getting on and off the van, each holding a machete in his hand.

In the end, a man with naked upper body and tattoos all over his body got out of the car.

"Brother Hong, you're here!

The man who called himself Xiaofan went up to him, and said like a pug: "If this matter is settled tonight, you will definitely benefit from it. Don't you like our woman? I'll go and call her over for you to sleep first." Sleep."