Chapter 342 Night City Custom Girl Evaluation Guide?
Yi is offline.
This time it is really offline.
Even after eating, I didn't go online again.
Now he is not in the mood to play games at all, and just went to sleep with his head depressed.
A Yi felt that he had suffered an extremely serious psychological trauma, and he had to slow down, and it had reached the point where there was no need to slow down.
This feeling is not only willful, but also very expensive.
He insisted on a stable routine for nearly a week, but it was completely disrupted, and all the Da Vinci sleep method plans were left behind by him.
The bigger price was: on the first day of the closed beta of "Quick Chase", when the player's attention was the highest and the traffic was the highest, he was sleepy and did not broadcast live, missing a large wave of traffic.
This is really not the performance that a professional anchor should have, but Ayi didn't even show regretful emotions...
After waking up, he didn't get up either. Instead, he took out his phone with a sleepy expression, opened various social platforms, locked the "John Wick" section, and began to browse posts and updates.
After falling asleep after a long sleep, he was worried that he would miss too many things.
Immediately he discovered that the hot topic with the highest discussion is, um—— # Anchor A Yi publicly came out and visited the duck shop # ...
"You ride horses!"
A Yi suddenly clenched the phone tightly, and the veins on the back of his hand popped up!
But he immediately restrained himself and took several deep breaths in a row: "Ha-huh-ha-huh-"
"Fake! It's all fake! These are all illusions! They don't exist!"
Swipe across the posts, ignoring the images of him being held by Pete's arms and peeping at the bulging area between his legs under Pete's tight leather pants.
After blocking several self-media and netizens in a row, Ah Yi finally saw the content he was interested in: # The worst passerby in history # This is a short video that is less than a minute long, and A Yi clicked it to play.
At the beginning of the video, there is a picture of the little anchor Ah Hao and his teammates driving two cars, participating in the death racing competition, and rampaging on the street.
A very outrageous jeep, with a metal frame erected in the car body, a large iron ball full of spikes was suspended from the frame by a thick steel cable, and the driver swung it up under the control of some device. Swinging back and forth on the road is extremely terrifying.
The ordinary, nondescript family car that Ah Hao snatched could not withstand this terrible attack at all, and was slammed on the front of the car by an iron ball.
The car lost control in an instant and hit the glass wall of the building on the side of the road. Ah Hao, who was in the driver's seat, hit his head on the airbag and almost vomited out!
But misfortunes never come singly. A car with a huge nozzle and an ultra-thick iron casing passed by behind, and a huge pillar of fire spewed out of the nozzle, instantly igniting Ah Hao's car.
Immediately afterwards, the fuel tank was ignited, and the devastated car, along with Ah Hao in the car, exploded into a ball of fire.
The glass walls near the impact point were affected by the explosion and shattered one after another, and even the entire wall was trembling!
Then without warning, there was a burst of tragic wailing from above the camera.
It was just unexpected that the camera didn't immediately lift up to look into the air, but cut directly to before the incident happened.
It was an anchor who had fewer fans but was much more famous in professional circles than Ah Hao——Wang Pan.
This buddy left a deep impression on Lin You when he climbed tall buildings with his bare hands in the metropolis.
Even because of his existence, Lin You designed an easter egg where NPCs randomly open windows to deceive people and an achievement trophy for "The King's High Climb".
Such a unique player was naturally selected by Lin You when he was invited for the closed beta.
After Wang Pan climbed all the characteristic buildings that can be climbed in the metropolis with his bare hands, there were fewer game logins.
Just as an entertainment, occasionally log in and run to climb a few buildings to play.
More time, he stayed in the real training.
It is true that the virtual world can experience a real and stimulating climbing experience, but the fake is fake, and there is no professional training ground in the virtual world.
After all, he still wants to climb rock walls and communicate with mountains in the real world, especially in the natural environment.
But since there are new climbable buildings, he naturally wants to come and have a look.
After coming to Night City, he didn't change his true colors at all, and immediately began to look for the buildings he wanted and began to climb.
It's just unfortunate that he happened to choose this building with almost all glass walls.
On the glass wall, there are only very thin and narrow metal frames and the artistic tree-shaped decorations on the wall for climbing, which is extremely difficult.
He failed three times in a row, but still refused to give up.
Every time you fail and fall to your death, you will come back here again after rebirth and continue to try.
After some difficulty, he became familiar with the technique of climbing this wall, and climbed higher and higher cautiously.
After climbing more than half of it so hard and strenuously, when the end point was not far away—without warning, there were violent engine roars and vehicle collisions on the street!
As soon as he turned his head to look over, he saw a car slam into the glass wall, and he was so frightened that he squeezed harder.
Fortunately, only a small piece of the glass wall was shattered, and the whole was only slightly shaken.
But just as he breathed a sigh of relief and was about to hurry up and climb up, another loud "boom" came to his ears!
The glass shattered, and the wall structure shook violently, making it impossible for him to fix himself on the smooth wall anymore.
"ah--"
Amidst the tragic wailing, Wang Pan fell straight down!
The speed of the fall is too fast!
In addition to howling, he only had time to leave a short last sentence:
"F*ck!"
"Boom!"
Wang Pan slammed heavily on the burning car, and was reborn immediately following Ah Hao...
"Hahahaha!" After watching the video, Ah Yi gloated and laughed, feeling much better.
I even clicked on the comment area to see the players' comments:
"A big sad word for you!"
"Mysterious matching mechanism, Lin You, you did a good job!"
"What's the situation with this outrageous drag race? I want to play too! Can we play modified cars in the game?"
"And you can modify it however you want! This is heaven! Don't stop me, I want to modify a super bumper car!"
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Only then did Ah Yi realize that those outrageously modified cars in the previous video seemed interesting.
But he has no motivation to modify one—he doesn’t even like to drive in reality, and he has no enthusiasm for modified cars.
Give him one directly, he is very interested!
So he continued to scroll down to browse more content.
Soon, he saw another very hot topic, but just looking at the name of this topic, he couldn't figure out what it was talking about— # Everyone is for me, I am for everyone # A Yi blinked, and clicked on the discussion page of this topic.
"Ota Sushi Headquarters, Ms. Bella, a very rare Europa girl, is tall, but has a weak personality. The contrast is super cute! See the picture for the address!"
"Xiao Chuan, JK Paradise! All kinds of girls in JK uniforms, although I told you when I went in, the store is full of adults, but the faces are very tender, super cute! The address is..."
"Hanane Bubble Bath, do you want to take a bath with a beautiful girl? It's really possible here! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I can experience this kind of paradise! Address..."
"Chuntian Physical and Mental Clinic, you only need 3,000 yuan to buy a lollipop, and you can fall in love with a girl at first sight! No, I mean—love at first sight! Yes, love at first sight! Location..."
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A Yi looked at these posts and fell silent for a moment.
He is just like a second idiot in his relationship, he touched the duck shop and gay in a row, right? Everyone else went so smoothly?
They even started aggregating information frankly, engaging in frankly "everyone for one, one for everyone"?
Then a series of question marks came up:
what is this?
"Night City Custom Girl Evaluation Guide?"
By the way, Yunmeng is really so big?
I don’t remember this game being an [18+] adult game, is it?
Ah Yi just wanted to ask these people:
Where is the quality? Where is the morality? Where is the humanity?
Where are the photos?
These netizens talk so gaudyly, but why don't they even have a picture of a young lady?
How does this make him choose?
That's right, he has completely shaken off the electronic impotence that lasted only one afternoon, and is full of enthusiasm for logging in to the game again!
Now there is only a clear goal!
A Yi then flipped through the posts under this topic, and quickly obtained more information, and also understood why everyone's posts were the same as soliciting advertisements.
At the system level of the game, Night City directly prohibits the functions of shooting and video recording in these relatively sensitive stores, and live broadcasting is even more impossible.
If you want to post the appearance of the little sister, unless you are a painter, you can manually draw it from memory after you leave.
——It’s not good to draw on the spot, the system will erase your drawing directly, that’s how harsh it is.
But Ah Yi also understands: Yunmeng is not crazy yet.
In other words, their madness is very limited.
In the game, it is not possible to go directly to the "Ben Fan".
Although it seems that many custom shops are very "authentic", it was carefully established by Fan Rui after finding a local from Izumo to learn from.
But authenticity is just a superficiality. In these stores, virtual characters treat players more intimately and have more physical contact, far less than touching sensitive topics.
Even the seemingly super ambiguous "bubble bath with a beautiful girl" is still wearing a swimsuit.
——Some players were disappointed by this, accusing Yunmeng and Lin You of "selling dog meat with sheep's tricks".
But soon, these players were sprayed back by more players.
Not only are ordinary players spraying them, but even authentic old porn players are spraying them, and spraying them even harder!
"You guys know nothing! You really want Yunmeng to be boycotted!"
"Be smarter! Virtual reality games have only been born for a few months, and this is the second reality-themed masterpiece. [17+] can achieve this level. What else is there to be dissatisfied with?!"
"Do you understand what it means to proceed step by step?! Do you understand what it means to be cautious?!"
"Yunmeng, just let go and do it! I promise you will buy one after another game, and you must continue to work hard!!"
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Ayi stood up like a carp, got out of bed full of energy, and planned to log in to Night City to experience the feeling of taking a bubble bath with a beautiful girl.
——Although it is still not possible to live broadcast, but how can there be a bubble bath with a beautiful girl in a live broadcast? !
Wait!
The headbands were all worn on the head, and when the headbands were about to be activated, Ah Yi suddenly remembered something.
He stopped what he was doing, picked up the phone again, opened the topic of # Everyone for me, I for everyone # , quickly switched the trumpet, edited a post and sent it out:
"No front door, super hidden, illegal, huge scale, you will regret it if you don't go, the most unmissable custom shop in Night City!
The clerk is absolutely beyond your imagination! After I've only been there once, I can't forget it!
If you haven't been there, you haven't been to Night City!
Highly recommend everyone to try it! The address is at..."
A Yi quickly wrote down the address of the hidden duck shop that the driver took to for the first time.
After finishing writing, click [OK] without any hesitation, and the sending is successful!
With such a good place, how can you not share it with your brothers?
Don't thank me, I'm a good guy!