Chapter 355 Stop arguing, everyone's wife!
Friday.
At 8 o'clock in the morning, after the expedited review, the latest rating of "Quick Chase" - [12+ dynamic rating], the e-mail that successfully passed the review was sent back to Yunmeng.
Paper documents will be delivered to Yunmeng before 5:00 p.m.
Xiaomeng quickly changed the rating of the store page of "Quick Chase" on the Yunmeng game platform from [17+] to [12+ dynamic rating].
At this point, the last thing before the game's release is finally settled.
Although the changes are not obvious, at this moment, countless players are swiping the store page of "Quick Chase" a few times, not only to pass the time, but also hope to see some new news.
So the change was discovered in the first place.
After confirming again and again that they read it correctly, all the players were inexplicably shocked!
[12+]!
what does that mean?
Custom shop deleted? Still closed?
12-year-old children can play, even if it is not the gun battle content, delete it!
Aren't you just kidding us? !
what happened? Has Yunmeng been stabbed in the back?
who?
NetDragon?
Countless questions flooded into my mind at the same time, and the players almost wanted to fry the pot.
[12+] They are very familiar and can be understood at a glance, but [Dynamic Grading] is completely the first time I have seen it. What it means can only be guessed.
Many people subconsciously guess the worst.
After all, the game that was about to be released suddenly went wrong, and the sanity of the players plummeted instantly.
Even people with a bad temper and fast hands can't help but start rushing to the net dragon...
Fortunately, the official account of "Quick Chase" and the Lingxi official account of the review department issued announcements one after another, explaining the new classification and the operation mechanism of the dynamic classification to the players, which appeased the players who were almost fried .
By the way, NetDragon escaped an indiscriminate disaster.
And - some of the 16-year-old players in Yunmeng are happy!
They were surprised to find that a game that they could not play before could suddenly be played again!
Really happy!
It's just that they suddenly have to face another problem——
How can I convince my dad or mom to spend 500 yuan to buy games for myself in one day?
This is no simple matter.
There are really not many 16-year-old players who can spend 500 yuan to buy games at any time.
The vast majority of players of this age rely on the pocket money given by their parents, or the living expenses of living in school, and have no capital to squander at all.
Of course, families who will buy Mirage game consoles for their children are generally more well-off than others, and there is still hope that they can save money to buy games by themselves.
The premise is - you have to have this plan and start saving money in advance.
But this group of 16-year-old players saw the game rating of "John Wick" [17+] and knew they couldn't play it, so of course they wouldn't save money in advance!
Who would have thought that two hours before the official release of the game, they would suddenly be told that they could play again?
Isn't this just teasing them? !
But they really want to play, so they have no choice but to rack their brains to think of a reason.
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【08:00】
Outside of Yunmeng, Super Tomato released the last countdown news——
"There are still - 2 hours until the release of "John Wick"!"
At this time, he finally changed the unit from "year" to "hour".
【09:00】
During Yunmeng's working hours, Lin You arrived at the company with the dog in his arms.
When handing the milkshake to Ye Xiaohe, he habitually took out his mobile phone and looked at the account status operated by Ye Xiaohe.
Only then did I realize that yesterday she also posted a cute video of a milkshake, which received an astonishing 600,000 likes.
On a whim, he also raised his mobile phone, took a short video of Milkshake, cut it briefly, and planned to send it out to say hello to the players.
But just a second before he clicked the send button, Lin You suddenly hesitated, and in the end he gave an extremely rare cowardly move and deleted the video again.
At the same time, the anchors of various live broadcast platforms also opened the live broadcast room one after another, chatting with water friends while waiting for the last hour to pass.
Audiences who couldn't play games because they had to go to school and work on Friday also chatted in bullet chatting.
【09:30】
The key person, [Yelang is a bit big], officially started the live broadcast.
The audience, who had been waiting anxiously for a long time, quickly poured into the live broadcast room.
In just 5 minutes, his live broadcast room has more than 500,000 popularity, and it is still rising.
Looking at this trend, when the game is officially released, this number is likely to exceed one million!
This is undoubtedly the best result Yelang has achieved since its broadcast.
He knew that this was due to the current situation, and it was likely to be a flash in the pan, but he couldn't help but feel a surge of emotion.
If you can keep some more, wouldn't it take off in place? !
Finally, amidst all the attention, [09:59] on the clock beat again——
[10:00]!
"Quick Chase", officially launched!
Place an order, pay, download, log in!
As always, the download speed is astonishingly fast and the progress bar disappears almost instantly.
Everyone has gotten used to and accepted this outrageous speed, quickly find [Quick Chase] in the login options, and log in quickly!
Yelang opened his eyes nervously——
strange ceiling.
He sat up in bed and looked around.
The faint morning light is passed into the bedroom through the huge glass window of the balcony, it is a little dim, but it does not hinder the vision.
Yelang was a little confused for a moment, and then immediately thought of one thing——
"League of Assassins" also wakes up in bed at the beginning, but there is a girlfriend by my side!
Look at this spacious double bed and luxurious bedroom now, compared to the narrow and cramped rental house in "League of Assassins", it is the beginning of a luxurious upgraded version of the game!
Such a comparison is hard to come by...
"In Night City, I also have a super-upgraded girlfriend?" Yelang was a little surprised.
He looked at the big bed where he was alone, reached out to touch the quilt beside him, and even opened it to have a look.
After confirming that there is no beautiful woman hidden under the quilt, she still does not give up.
He pricked up his ears to listen intently again, but found that the house was peaceful, and he couldn't hear any sound.
——There was no sound of a beautiful woman taking a shower.
While getting out of bed, he said to his water friends: "I don't know where the bathroom is?"
He was still holding on to the hope of just in case—what if the bathroom is far away and the sound insulation is better?
Yelang couldn't care less about watching the barrage in the live broadcast room, so he got out of bed and started looking for the bathroom.
Naturally, I didn't realize that the audience in the live broadcast room had already blown up the pan!
"What?! John Wick?!!"
"The protagonist is the fucking John Wick?!"
"Before the relationship in the metropolis, it was 'I' who killed 'me'???"
"And the last time, Master attended his own wedding??"
"Beautiful Helen is my wife?!"
"This is too great!"
"That's right! I can assure you! Helen must be a good woman! Absolutely loyal! It's not the same as the bad woman in "League of Assassins"!"
"Buy games, buy games! Who can refuse to share the bed with such a wife?! Can't I just place an order?"
"Buy, buy, buy! It's rare for Lin You to be a man!"
"Wait, wait! Remember the bet the host made?"
"Hahaha! I seem to have seen the birth of tragedy!"
...
In the game, Yelang was a bit older and quickly found the bathroom.
But he was disappointed to find that the bathroom was also empty, and his girlfriend wasn't there either.
Turning on the light in the bathroom, Yelang glanced over and planned to leave, and then went to see if his girlfriend was sleeping in the second bedroom.
It was only at the moment when he turned around that he suddenly realized something, and he froze in place for an instant.
Next, he cautiously used the corner of his eye to look at the mirror in front of the sink little by little, and then saw——
The profile of a man with long hair and a full beard.
Yelang paused for a moment, then stiffly turned his neck a little bit, turned his face to face the mirror.
Then, at last, he saw a complete face, and it was—the face of John Wick!
John Wick in the mirror, with his mouth open and his face blank.
——That was the expression of Yelang a little older than himself, he was completely aphasic, and his mind went blank.
After a while, he finally regained his language ability: "Me! Shit!"
"Can it still be like this?"
"I thought I was a sure win! I almost raised my bet and said I was going to die in the pool and went swimming in the pool. I was so lucky that I didn't lose my nerve!"
"I'm on a horse... I... I... Fuck!"
Yelang was a little old and really didn't know how to express his complex emotions. In the end, thousands of words were combined into one sentence——
"F*ck!"
It's not that he wants to swear, it's really only swear words that can fully express his mood at this moment.
Not only is the death of the society a foregone conclusion, but the more than 1,000 rocket gifts on the other side of the bet, which he regarded as something in his pocket, have now disappeared.
The audience in the live broadcast room discovered his identity the first time they saw him open his eyes.
But apart from being surprised for a moment at the beginning, they tacitly stopped mentioning this matter after that, and waited for Yelang to find out by himself, and then looked at his expression.
Seeing Yelang's drastic expression change now, he is naturally satisfied:
"Hahahaha! Manly man, spit on a nail, go and wear it!"
"Don't be sad! Although you lost the bet, I will still show you the rocket, but it will have to wait until you wear women's clothing."
"Commodity link[Silicone buttocks men's pseudo-girl camel toe cross-dressing panties]"
"Commodity link[Silicone cross-dressing prosthetic breasts pseudo-mother underwear fake breasts man pretending to be a woman cos oversized live nipple stickers]"
"Commodity link[Sexy high-fork one-piece Leyin ultra-tight swimsuit Sikushui large size open file]"
"Full set of equipment, bull beep!"
...
Yelang was a little bit agitated and hurriedly stopped.
"Stop, stop, stop! I beg you, stop posting quickly! If you post again, my studio will be gone!"
He was really a little panicked: "You guys are using so many sensitive keywords because you want my live broadcast room to be killed by super management? Is it necessary?"
The water friend who posted the product link was very wronged: "Can you blame me? These are the keywords that come with the product link! You think it's not my problem, it's the platform and the merchant's problem! People have sold it publicly, and I Can't send it yet?"
"Ah, this..." Yelang was a little speechless, "Anyway, stop posting... I saw..."
As soon as he said it, he regretted it.
Now it's all right, I can't pretend I didn't see it...
Yelang thought about it a little bit, and decided to divert everyone's attention——
"The bad news is: I lost the bet, but the good news is that Helen is my wife!"
"I have no other hobbies in my life, but a good wife."
"The only problem is... Where is my wife? She was not in bed early in the morning, but disappeared?"
While speaking, he had already arrived at the living room, but instead of getting brighter, it began to rain lightly.
Yelang led the audience, after admiring the group photos on the table, he said, "No matter what the task is, let's find our wife first."
The barrage immediately echoed: "Look around, and see why my wife is there!"
"Is that your wife? That's my wife!"
"It's obviously my wife!"
"Everyone was quarreled! It's everyone's wife!"
...
Yelang is so big that his head hurts.
But fortunately, the main quest finally had some movement, and the first quest popped up.
Moreover, the name and content of the task are in line with the thoughts of Yelang and the audience at this time——
Mission Name: "Helen"
Mission objective: follow the guidance and find Helen.
"My wife has gone out?" Yelang looked at the weather outside, a little confused: "It's such a bad weather, what is my wife doing out? Could it be that she was kidnapped by the enemy and needs me to rescue her?"
Yelang was a little anxious, but according to the task prompt, he changed into a neat suit and leather shoes, took an umbrella, and drove out of the garage.
Follow the guide to find Helen.
At this time, neither Yelang nor the audience noticed the approaching danger.
They don't even know what is waiting for them ahead...
7k!