Chapter 373: Related to Taxes, Boundless Mana

Chapter 373: Related to Taxes, Boundless Mana

Two days later, Nanyi received more than 8 million US dollars in cash from Yin Zhankui.

clean money.

In China, when it comes to cash, except for people engaged in illegal business such as drug dealers, Chinese Americans have the most money.

Perhaps it is an innate saving habit, or it may be that many Chinese Americans do not have legal status. They naturally do not have a social security number, and they cannot write checks, let alone credit cards.

Or maybe it’s the past suffering of being targeted that makes them less trusting of banks.

Therefore, the Chinese basically keep a lot of cash in their hands.

Yin Zhankui borrowed the money from the Chinese in Chinatown. Very fragmented, there are few hundred-yuan bills, and they are basically in denominations of ten or twenty.

It was a bit difficult for Nanyi to get the money. Yin Zhankui did not commit a foul, and the money he brought was indeed "clean money". But from the perspective of the IRS, the money has not been taxed, so it is nothing clean.

No tax?

When the IRS Raised Team Is Vegetarian?

Let's put it this way, no matter in Hollywood movies or in reality, the FBI's appearance rate is very high. Every time the agents appear on the scene, they are awesome.

They also dealt with arrogant and domineering gangsters and various drug lords. Those who seemed to be in the underworld were afraid of the FBI.

In reality, the FBI is indeed very good at fighting crime, but it is not the FBI, nor the CIA, LAPD and other departments that really scare the black people. What they are really afraid of is the IRS, the IRS.

Once being targeted by this department, the black people will definitely tremble.

If you want to ask how awesome the IRS is, you can use a familiar or unfamiliar line to describe it.

"You ask me what is the West Factory? Let me tell you now, we will take care of things that you don't dare to handle in the East Factory. We will take care of those in the East Factory that you dare not kill. In a word, the East Factory can handle it." We take care of it, and we have to take care of what the East Factory can’t take care of. Let’s cut it first and play later, the imperial power franchise! This is the West Factory, is it clear enough?”

Well, replace the West Factory with the IRS, and the East Factory with the FBI, CIA, or any law enforcement agency in the United States.

In fact, the IRS is indeed considered a royal charter. Back then, Lincoln knew very well that the foundation of the country's existence was taxation, so he discussed with Congress to establish this department, with the purpose of making money for the empty treasury.

And the object of making money is everyone who collects money on the land of the country, no matter how much they collect, they must have their share.

Those who want money don't have to be citizens of the country, but anyone who earns money here, regardless of whether you are engaged in a legal or illegal business, will have to pay his mother.

The IRS bonded army established by Lincoln is powerful, not only with excellent weapons, but also with a large number of people.

Let's put it this way, in the era of revolvers and western cowboys, if Chen Sheng and Wu Guang came out of the IRS bonded army and waved the flag and shouted, "The princes and generals are better than each other", then this thing is basically done.

Right now, in 1984, the IRS had 40,000 inspectors. They could check all the property records of suspects, and if there was tax evasion, they could immediately freeze bank accounts and confiscate property without having to greet others.

As far as these inspectors are concerned, there is a very capable team in it. I heard that all seals and deltas will kneel when they meet them (don’t you dare to kneel? If you don’t kneel, you will check your taxes).

Anyway, there is such a team with excellent equipment. They are equipped with Apache, Warthog attack aircraft, and the latest tanks. Even the individual weapons are the best purchased in the world. They don't worry about the budget at all. .

In the 1950s and 1960s, there were some drug dealers in China, not Chinese, but Italian, Mexican, Scottish, etc. They used to worship Guan Gong, a modified Guan Gong.

The statue of Guan Gong, other things have not changed, only the weapon has advanced with the times, the Qinglong Yanyue knife has been removed and replaced with Gatling, da da da, the statue of Guan Gong who can spray blue fire, awesome.

As for why Guan Gong was chosen, it may have something to do with Guan Gong's loyalty and multi-tasking.

"Please look at the VCR that Chen Shifu, who was released after seven years in prison for tomb robbery, brought us."

"My father told me since I was a child that our family is very poor..."

"Can you still do it? If you can't do it, get out."

"Nan Dao, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, the new temporary worker is not sensible, let me open it, and I will change it right away." The owner of the voice stuffed a thick red envelope into Nan Dao's pocket.

"Okay, okay, hurry up and change. This is a live broadcast. I will post an announcement tomorrow to apologize to the audience and friends. By the way, the temporary worker who made a mistake has already been fired."

"Yes Yes Yes!"

As soon as the camera goes dark and then brightens up again, it immediately becomes normal.

On the VCR, a big red-faced man was sitting in front of a tombstone, muttering to himself: "The prison is closed, I and Brother Lu are inseparable, I'm shutting down someone who recognizes heroes and values ​​heroes, don't worry, Chitu and Diaochan, I will help you continue riding..."

Tsk tsk, is that loyal enough?

Go black people who don't like righteous people.

Besides, Guan Gong holds multiple positions, he is doing all kinds of gods of war and wealth, and he has a formal staff, not a temporary worker.

In addition, he originally worked as a part-time worker in Buddhism, but who knew that the other party saw him as hardworking, honest and honest, so they left him and became a long-term worker, and gave him a resounding title - Jialan Bodhisattva .

The blacks who walked in the country probably heard the brag of a certain Chinese, saying that Guan Gong is an almighty protector, so based on the principle that foreign monks are good at chanting scriptures, the blacks who are not of my race walked with us on a common path of faith .

Why did Guan Gong take Gatling?

Quite simply, the black man wants him to deal with IRS helicopters and tanks.

Friends, have you heard of Al Capone?

No?

Have you ever heard of the Chicago Typewriter?

It is the magic weapon that will fly out of "WSAD", "GUI", and "CVBN" when the trigger is pulled, and wipe out all the living things in front of you.

Yes, this friend is right, I am talking about the Thompson submachine gun.

As for Al Capone, he is the lifelong spokesperson of the Thompson submachine gun, the kind that does not charge.

As for what kind of person Al Capone is, please connect with front-line reporters and interview a tower iron about him.

"This is an interview?"

"right."

"Well, on behalf of our organization, I solemnly declare that compared with Al Capone, our actions can be called just. There is only the most just, and there is no more just."

Al Capone was indeed cruel. When he became the king of the underground in Chicago, no one could cure him. In ten months, he massacred more than 300 people.

Among these people, there are also civilians who have not recruited anyone or provoked anyone.

During the two years of alcohol prohibition in China, this grandson also organized a "Valentine's Day Massacre" in 1929. In 1931, Hoover jumped, threw things in his office, and cursed loudly , "Do him, find a way to deal with him, and kill Al Capone, the bastard."

The FBI was ordered to collect evidence against Al Capone.

It stands to reason that it should be easy to collect Al Capone's criminal evidence. After all, the Valentine's Day massacre has only been two years past, and it can be said that it is easy to find evidence of kidnapping, extortion, and murder.

But the FBI went around in a big circle, but they didn't find a hair, not even the gunman of the Valentine's Day massacre.

Hoover was furious and cursed at the idiot.

But no matter how angry, things have to be done, so he had an idea, kicked his left foot on the ground, and muttered, "The heavens are lingering, the earth is lingering, God Lincoln will show up soon."

In the dark, a line of words "I him" floated from the sky.

Hoover suddenly realized and laughed three times, "Come on, open the door and let I[RS] in."

As soon as the IRS was dispatched, it directly started from the economy. This time, it made Al Capone sweat three liters.

Economic issues?

If you don't check the big and good people, your crotch will be full of shit.

Please see how Al Capone laundered his money. He opened hundreds of commercial laundromats in Chicago, and usually there is no wool hanging business.

But these laundries are opened in the bustling parts of the bustling streets, paying expensive rents, and supporting many workers, but year after year, Al Capone still enjoys opening them.

Does this operation look familiar?

[I won't reveal the answer to the mystery. If you can't think of it, you can't understand the scumbag I wrote that depends on your brain. ]

Hearing that the IRS was going to deal with him, Al Capone couldn't eat or sleep. He gritted his teeth and decided to deal with him, killing the head of the IRS, Frank Wilson, so that the leaderless IRS would stop investigating him.

Al Capone is stupid, but there are smart people in his staff. His military adviser, Ivan the first-class accountant Babanov, hurried to her and persuaded him to give up the idea.

"Brother, please think again. Although we are related to the public possession of Gatling, the IRS has planes, tanks, and cannons. It is definitely not good to be tough. We have to outsmart. Besides, I am the one who makes the books. Don't worry, they will definitely Can't find anything."

However, our Ivan underestimated the ability of the IRS. Al Capone’s reputation has grown. Although the laundry room has paid taxes, Frank Wilson has already received a tip-off. Al Capone has more money and has not paid taxes. .

In the end, the IRS still grabbed Al Capone's pigtails. During the prosecution process, Al Capone offered to pay $5 million in protection fees [tax compensation] in exchange for him staying in the fence for two years less.

But how could the IRS agree, 5 million is an egg?

Throw Al Capone in prison, and his money can be slowly scraped out.

In the end, a generation of strange man Al Capone died in 1947 at the age of 48. He left three warning words to the world, which can also be said to be three major lessons:

1. Heavy machine guns are better than submachine guns;

2. Be sure to pay taxes to the federal government on time;

Third, you must wear a condom [well, the real cause of Al Capone's death was syphilis].

After the IRS threw Al Capone into prison, it thoughtfully designed a service project, which can also be said to be a tax guide, telling those illegal income groups [the guide does not specify the crowd, but they know what they should understand], what should they do? File your taxes.

You read that right, in China, drug dealers have to pay taxes, otherwise, the IRS will come to their house and gently knock on the door, "IRS, Open the door."

Don't talk about castle laws with the IRS, it doesn't work.

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Experimental chapter, try this style if you like it, if you like to leave a comment, if you don't like to scold, the comment area is very quiet recently, a little uncomfortable.