Chapter 987 Unite!
"Good guy! Your name is Oni-chan!"
"God damn it's the best Oni sauce in the world, just you? Do you deserve it? The best is obviously me!!"
"Hahaha, I'll call you O'Neill sauce, do you dare to agree?!"
"Uncle policeman, that's him! Just shoot him! No need to ask."
...
On the field, Tang Mingyue suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, turned to look at the cat cake and said, "Oni sauce?"
You Maobing, who wanted to die, turned to look at Tang Mingyue.
Tang Mingyue: "Thank you."
"???" You Maobing immediately widened his eyes, "Are you on a horse??!"
"Eleventh place, player contestant—" Lin You managed to hold back the desire to laugh, and continued to read the name.
You Maobing's eyes are full of longing, and I hope that the code names of the next two players will be better, so as to share some pressure for him.
but--
"[Deadfire]!"
"???" You Maobing was confused again, he looked at the player on the right, "Why are you so serious?"
"Ah?" The old man on the right also looked confused, "Is there any problem? Oni sauce?"
"Fuck, stop calling me Oni-chan!!!"
"Okay, Oni-chan, I understand, Oni-chan."
"You step on the horse!!!" You Maobing's forehead was throbbing with veins.
"Finally, the twelfth place! Player contestant—" Lin You had no choice but to read with a blank face after giving up to Xiaomeng to no avail, "[Guarding the best Youyou in the world]."
Next, without waiting for the players to discuss, I will introduce the start rules of the game at the speed of light:
"Once the motorized ball is thrown, the game will officially begin. Players need to grab the ball and quickly move around the track with the ball..."
But how could the audience be fooled by such a simple technique of changing the subject?
The name of the last person is obviously Lin You's fan!
And looking at the close-up, it's a man, most likely a black fan!
"Hey guy, this is the fan meeting the idol, is the dream come true?"
"When you meet a fan, why don't you say hello, sign an autograph, and take a photo?"
"Hahaha, didn't expect that, did you? You have a share in the society!"
...
Xiaomeng covered her mouth and laughed.
As the "Number One Little Blackie", Tang Mingyue also waved to [Guard the best Youyou in the world] across the two people in the middle.
He felt that he had met a fellow friend, and planned to add a friend later.
Lin You pretended not to see:
"The countdown begins!"
"3!"
"2!"
"1!"
"Kick-off!!!" Xiao Meng and Lin You shouted together.
On the three-kilometer high-altitude track, motorized balls shoot out!
The twelve [Cutting Throat Battle] contestants who had been ready to go for a long time rushed out of the starting point at the same time!
Even Tang Mingyue and You Maobing, who were still dead a second ago, and the elder brother who spoofed Lin You face-to-face and laughed wildly, all rushed onto the track in an instant and went straight to the motor ball!
"The fastest one is [Thunderbolt Lightning]! He used the jet propulsion pack, and it only took a second to get rid of everyone and rush to the first place!"
"But the capacity of the propulsion backpack is limited, and the acceleration distance is also limited. After running out of fuel, it will become a burden. How will he deal with it?"
"Oh! He dropped the pack! He's just trying to get the kick-start and get the ball first!"
"He hit the ball successfully! First score!"
Lin You began to explain quickly.
This is also one of the reasons why he came to host as a guest host: only he and Xiaomeng know the rules of the competition and the preparation methods of the contestants.
——The previous questions were actually all pretended for the effect of the program.
And on the track, the only serious person—【Deadfire】suggested loudly: "Unite!"
"Unite and kill these NPCs first!"
But before he could finish his sentence, the cat cake who was caught by his yin and yang just now swung the [Jet Shut Knife] and slashed at him fiercely!
"Let's talk to you, uncle! Let's talk about it!"
"Damn it!" Deadfire jumped, and the thick mechanical forearm opened in the air, and four wheels popped out and landed on the track, landing with both hands and feet at the same time!
Not only avoiding high-speed friction of the body on the track, but also getting more acceleration!
On the other hand, Guan Dao, who had cat cakes splitting the air, slashed on the track, pulling out a long spark amidst the ear-piercing sound.
Tang Mingyue didn't think about joining forces from the very beginning, and opened up the distance immediately - the track was not wide enough, and there was not much room for the distance, so he chose to slow down the starting speed actively and fell into the crowd later.
If it's a [team battle], maybe we can consider teamwork, but [cut throat battle]...
Talk about cooperation in a mode where there will only be one winner?
forget it!
Of course, taking the initiative to lag behind does not mean that he has to give up the game, he is just trying to avoid the first wave of the most intensive attacks.
As a negative representative, [Guardian the Last Youyou in the World] rushed the fastest, and fought with other players without showing weakness.
He had obviously made full preparations, and he almost replaced his whole body—from top to bottom, only the head was still his own, and it was still wrapped under the pure steel helmet. There was only a "T"-shaped opening on the front of the helmet, which guaranteed his vision.
It is precisely because of this that he doesn't care that the name of this society's death is made public.
——Anyway, others can't see his face clearly. This purely mechanical body is not his own body, so there is no pressure at all.
At this moment, with a large shield in one hand and a hammer in the other, he rushed forward and opened a scoop for an NPC player.
"Wow, what a wonderful blow! [Rage Lion]'s head was knocked off!" Lin You immediately followed up with the commentator, "But he didn't expect that the head of the Rage Lion is empty! His brain is not in the skull! "
"To prevent misunderstanding, here is an explanation for everyone: the motor ball game is not a big fight. The rules prohibit attacking the biological part of the player, but the mechanical transformation part can attack at will."
"Also: If there is an accidental injury, as long as it is not deliberate, it is not a foul!"
"Oh! The rampaging lion strikes back!"
"Shield block! Very successful! This player almost converted himself into a tank. Under the thick steel pectoralis major, there are layers of unloading and exerting structures. No one in the arena can break through this shield head-on. !"
"But the back and the other side were also attacked! The heavy body prevented him from covering everything, and he was hit!"
"The chainsaw cut violent sparks on him! The shoulder was crippled! The shield fell!"
"Oh, splashing oil tactics!"
"Sure enough, after the oil is poured, there is a fire!"
"Does this player have the means to extinguish the fire? If there is no him, it will be dangerous!"
"Oh, it seems not! That's a pity, he has to withdraw from the competition temporarily! Whether he can rejoin before the end depends on the skill of the tuner!"
Lin You quickly explained, but never mentioned the name of "Guarding the Best Youyou in the World".
But in contrast, the other two names did not miss a single time:
"The best Ou Ni sauce in the world is still showing its power! Oh! Flames spew out from his Guan Dao! This is liquid oxygen methane jet acceleration!"
"The previous acceleration was just a trick! He can go even faster! The high heat also burned the big knife red hot, providing an additional flame enchantment, good idea! This knife successfully overwhelmed two contestants! One was directly cut in half, and the other One flew out with one leg!"
"They need urgent repairs to continue competing! Wonderful tricks and moves!"
"Cleaners come on, clean up the track!"
"Peerless good man! I haven't seen any peerless yet, and I doubt if he is a good man! Because as far as I know, this person is single and has a very special orientation..."
These words sounded full of intrigue - outsiders would naturally not know that Lin You was talking about Tang Mingyue's special XP, so it was easy to misunderstand and think he was gay.
If it were someone else, Lin You wouldn't be so spoofed.
But with Tang Mingyue, a little blackie, he didn't intend to be polite at all.
——The two have contact information, and they also have some friendship in private, so there is no psychological pressure when they are black.
"Your uncle!!"
On the field, Tang Mingyue gritted his teeth listening to this outrageous "commentary".
At this moment, he regretted very much that he didn't disclose Lin You's underground love affair, and let the fans of the princess ruthlessly beat him online!
I couldn't even bear the evil thought:
Why don't you look through the chat history at night to see if you can take it out of context and slander him ruthlessly? !
Hello everyone, I'm back!
I took a day off yesterday, and my condition is much better.
Everyone should also pay more attention to taking care of their bodies in their lives.
Finally, I would like to thank [Chitose is here] for rewarding 2000 points, thank you for your support!