Chapter 1021 Slander Lin You, understand Lin You, and become Lin You! (two in one)
At 11:30 noon, A Yi woke up from his hazy sleepiness.
When he saw the time, his first reaction was: he overslept.
He just got up at 7 o'clock and was too sleepy, so he planned to sleep for two hours after he found out that Yunmeng let the pigeons go, but he didn't expect: he slept until noon!
He quickly turned on his phone and went to see the fan group, intending to appease the fans.
But after opening the group chat, I found that something seemed wrong:
Why didn't anyone say anything about his skipping work?
Taking a closer look, he was even more confused: Why are they all talking about "Dark Soul"? Someone else is posting a link to someone else's live broadcast room?
"I just fell asleep, you guys are going to betray!?"
As soon as Ah Yi made a sound, the group of friends instantly became excited:
"Are you awake? If you don't wake up, you will die!"
"Hahaha, Ah Yi, look at this anchor, it's so stupid haha."
"And this! Too miserable haha!"
"Cai Yi has collected 58 [dead]!"
"Go online as soon as you wake up! You're an internal beta tester, why don't you show off them?"
...
A Yi was still a little stunned: "What are you guys talking about? What's online?"
"Dark Souls! It was released an hour and a half ago!"
"??!!" Ayi was shocked, and immediately opened the Lingxi APP to look for Yunmeng's official announcement.
And as soon as he opened the APP, he was faced with a long list of real-time hot words: # 【die】! # "Dark Souls" fake sale # "Dark Soul" is really released! # Mow the lawn and enjoy the tour # hit your mother # Desperate? ? # Lin You committed a heinous crime
...
Of the 10 real-time hot words, "Dark Soul" accounted for 7 of them.
A Yi was immediately fascinated:
"What's the situation? How long have I been asleep??"
He felt that instead of sleeping for 3 hours, he slept for 3 days!
When I woke up, the world changed drastically.
This made him feel a little dazed, and it took a lot of effort to figure out what was going on from the mountain of information flow——
He, and players all over the world, were played by Lin You again.
"Lin You, you have committed a heinous crime!"
A Yi viciously repeated a hot word, and then Guangspeed filled his stomach with instant noodles, and turned on the phone and went online.
"Brothers! Your king is back!"
The number of people in the live broadcast room soared rapidly.
But after all, it's a new game that everyone wants to play. Today is still a working day, and he is indeed too slow for others. This caused the number of people in Ah Yi's live broadcast room to be 20% lower than the normal situation!
Can Ah Yi bear it?
Of course not!
He swiftly ran to Xia Yi's live broadcast room, just in time to see her being greedy for a knife in the second stage, the boss turned around and stepped on her chest with a big foot, kicked her and flew away, leaving blood on the spot.
Then a combo sent Xia Yi away.
The counting of the live room is still going on:
"[Death]*60"
A Yi quickly brushed a spaceship for Xia Yi, and then sent a barrage:
[Good fight! come on! ]
Xia Yi originally thought that she had made great progress and had completely found her rhythm. As long as she made fewer mistakes, she would be able to defeat the boss.
Just about to start the next game, I suddenly saw A Yi's gift and barrage, and I was immediately fascinated:
"Beautiful fight?? Who are you cheering for!?"
[Misunderstanding, misunderstanding. ]
Yi quickly explained, and after cheering Xia Yi up again, he left the studio.
Then he came to Yelang's live broadcast room.
Yelang is similar to Xia Yi. He mainly plays "Gravity" in the closed beta, but he is much faster than Xia Yi in "Dark Soul".
At this moment, he is already fighting the boss [Li Guiren] who is galloping on Tianjie.
Yelang's thinking was very flexible, he didn't fight head-on, but inspired by Lin You's demonstration of the real machine, he carefully took a long way around, climbed to the nearest watchtower, jumped, and tried to drag the boss off the horse.
Without the horse, the threat of this boss is reduced by at least half!
"Hmm." Ah Yi subconsciously leaned back, and suddenly felt a phantom pain in his buttocks...
because--
Without warning, the fierce general on horseback suddenly turned his head and looked at Yelang who jumped down from the sky.
"Roar!!" The boss roared, raised his arm, and was about to wave the long spear in his hand!
Yelang, who had nowhere to hide in the air, suddenly felt the hairs all over his body explode, and a layer of goose bumps appeared on the back of his neck instantly.
In the eyes of the audience, it was Yelang's head that suddenly appeared a crimson [danger]!
The next moment, fiercely raised the long lance in his hand from bottom to top, with a terrifying blood-red slash effect, and slashed across Yelang's legs.
It's as silky smooth as a hot knife cutting butter without encountering any snags.
But Yelang, who was in the air and suffered the slash, instantly turned pale, and flew out of a parabola without any change, and finally fell to the ground with a loud bang, and never got up again.
——It’s not that I can’t get up, but that I have a psychological shadow and need to relax.
A Yi, who was on the sidelines, fully understood Yelang's mood at the moment.
He showed Yelang two spaceships in a row with great sympathy, and then sent a barrage and asked:
[[That], is it still there? ]
As soon as this barrage came out, the water friends who were just about to join in the fun and post the "boss atmosphere" were stunned for a moment——
What do you mean by that?
【that】?
which?
But immediately, everyone thought of the part of Yelang's trick, and they all reacted:
"Anchor, it's okay! We can still be sisters!"
"Yeah! I smell women's clothing!"
"So, was it really chopped?"
"??? I'm not clean!!"
...
Yelang on the ground was not in the mood to pretend to be dead, and immediately jumped up to scold A Yi for being a cheater.
But as soon as he stood up, the BOSS turned his horse and rushed over, swiped twice, and sent him to the resurrection point.
The words he asked to explain choked in his throat.
And A Yi, who was on fire, has already slipped away.
Then came the live broadcast room of Super Tomato.
The progress of Super Tomato is very smooth in the early stage.
Because during the internal test, he had stepped on almost all the pitfalls, and even if he stumbled from time to time, he could face it with a relatively peaceful mind.
When Ah Yi came over, he was heading straight to the east of the city.
There, there are plots related to the prosthetic hand.
Relying on the background of the "magic fire mutation", Yunmeng managed to turn Luoyang City into a large box garden. The terrain was more than twice as complicated as it was in peacetime.
With the automatic hooking claws of the mechanical prosthetic hand, many terrains that cannot be crossed under normal circumstances can become as smooth as walking on the ground.
Several hidden treasure chests that he discovered during the closed beta can also be opened in advance.
It's just that he only wanted to get the organ prosthetic hand as soon as possible, so when he passed the "Street of Guns", he decided to take a gamble and chose to break through.
The mobs in the "Musket Street" are of course not muskets, but an old-fashioned firecracker. After firing a shot, it takes a long time to reload.
This is also the reason why Super Tomato dares to rush in: this street is 200 meters in total, and there are less than 20 mobs with guns. As long as they run fast enough, they can run across this street before they reload and shoot for the second round. street.
As long as you take a coquettish position, there is great hope for you to rush over!
Unfortunately, when Ah Yi came, Super Tomato, who was sprinting sideways and sprinting in an S shape, happened to be shot in the head by a bullet behind him.
——Still missed the hit at first, but because he jumped right by himself, he took the initiative to send the back of his head up.
Of course Ah Yi would not miss this opportunity, and immediately sent a gift with a sharp comment:
“Nice Catch! (Good Catch!)”
...
Then came Wang Pan's live broadcast room.
Wang Pan was flying over the roof and walls, trying to bypass those difficult mobs on the ground, and go directly to the next location of the magic fire to light a bonfire.
Because when they first entered the area of Luoyang City, all the players were half-crippled by the miasma. Before their attributes were pulled back, it was impossible to imagine flying over the walls like in "Chang'an" and the metropolis.
But even so, Wang Pan can barely parkour on the roof with his inflexible hands and feet.
However, in a completely unfamiliar venue, coupled with a poorly coordinated body, it would be strange if there were no accidents——
When he was jumping between the two roofs, he had just stepped on the opposite roof when a cat the size of a leopard, who couldn't tell whether it was alive or dead, suddenly jumped out of the hole in the roof and collided with Wang Pan. together.
Wang Pan couldn't stand stably, his body leaned back, and his two arms swiped vigorously in the air, but he couldn't regain his balance, so he fell backward slowly.
Before he fell, the mutated black cat rushed up fiercely, scratching his face fiercely!
When he fell on his back, his head hit the sundries protruding from the house a few times, and fell to the ground.
Of course Ah Yi did not miss this opportunity, as always, he sent gifts + barrage:
[New Movie! /cheer/cheer/cheer (new action!)]
When Wang Pan saw this barrage, he was stunned for a moment.
In the serious parkour movement, every real [new action] is born, it is something worthy of cheers from the audience.
But he... was simply a mistake and was thrown miserably!
What a new move! !
But before he could say anything, A Yi had already slipped away.
Only the barrage of the blockbuster "Army of ward rounds, come here for a visit" was left.
...
After engaging in the mentality of 4 acquaintances one after another, the number of people in the live broadcast room has returned to normal levels.
According to the original plan, it was time for Ah Yi to stop and start developing new games.
but--
Ah Yi suddenly couldn't stop.
During the rounds and troubles just now, he felt a different kind of happiness.
This happiness seems to be more refreshing than playing games!
And... there is still a lot of room for improvement!
Ever since, Ah Yi changed the plan without hesitation!
He opened the game area of the live broadcast platform, and began to enter the familiar live broadcast room of the anchor one by one to make room rounds, and seized every opportunity to make sharp comments——
*
[Chop the horse's legs, brother! ]
The anchor [Teacher Fang] who was fighting fiercely with the boss, saw A Yi, an internal beta player on-site guidance, without thinking too much, and immediately rushed to cut the horse's leg!
But as soon as he got close to the horse, the hummer kicked him skillfully in the chest!
At this moment, he felt as if he had been hit by a car!
In an instant, he was kicked and flew six meters away, and he vomited blood continuously, and he didn't get up until he was hit by the boss.
Ah Yi held back a smile and gave a gift + apologized: [Sorry, I didn't expect the mount to attack. ]
"???" Teacher Fang felt that he had been cheated, but he had no proof.
*
[right! You believe me! The road on the right is right! ]
The female anchor [Jelly Meow] saw A Yi's swearing words, so she didn't doubt him, and chose the one on the right at the fork.
As a result, just halfway down the slope, there was a sudden booming sound overhead.
She looked back and saw a huge spiked log falling from the sky, rolling down this downhill road!
"Ah" Jelly Meow was so frightened that she ran away immediately, desperately running downstairs.
But at the end of the downhill road, there is only one wall.
——This is simply a dead end!
"You tricked me?!" Jelly Meow was furious, "You're done, you'll be the one to watch at the next anchor party!"
The rolling log came crashing down, and after crushing Jelly Meow to death, it slammed into the wall again, knocking out a gap as high as a person in the already dilapidated wall.
[look! I kid you not, the road appeared. ] Ayi said confidently.
"???" The innocent jelly meow was a little confused for a moment, "You really didn't trick me?"
[of course not! ]
Ah Yi sent a gift to show his sincerity.
So, jelly meow letter.
After being resurrected, she ran the same way for the second time.
Then, after groping into the hole in the dark, he only took three steps before stepping on a movable floor tile.
"Click." There was a soft sound in the darkness.
Jelly Meow is just naive, not stupid. She immediately stopped all movements, for fear that the mechanisms under her feet would be completely activated.
But unfortunately, this is not a mine...
Three crossbow arrows shot out in the darkness, instantly piercing through her throat, chest and abdomen.
"Ah!" Jelly Meow exhaled in pain, and came back to life in confusion and anger.
Until then, the barrage reminded by A Yi was long overdue——
[By the way, it's a bit dark inside, and there are several traps, you'd better go in with a torch. ]
"Go to hell!!" After Jelly Meow was resurrected again, seeing the reminder that appeared only after her death, she completely saw through A Yi's sinister intentions, and was instantly furious.
But Ah Yi has already slipped away, looking for the next victim.
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[Car God, listen to me, the tower right in front of you has a very rare treasure chest on the top floor! ]
"Really?" The anchor [Dongmingshan Chariot God] immediately became excited, and immediately changed his course and rushed towards the tower.
Small monsters, elites, institutions... After a lot of thought, he managed to reach the top floor of the tower, and then he saw a shining golden treasure chest in the corner!
"In this game, most of the things are dusty and dirty, but this treasure chest is shining with gold. It looks like a good thing!"
"Get rich, brothers!" The God of Chariot rushed over quickly in three steps in parallel, and lifted the lid of the treasure chest without thinking.
The next moment, the ferocious sharp teeth were exposed in the air, and a huge tongue jumped out of the treasure chest, pulling the entire upper body of the unsuspecting Dongming Mountain Chariot into the open treasure chest!
"Ah!!" The unprepared Dongmingshan Rider was so frightened that he wanted to get up after struggling.
But the lid of the treasure chest closed instantly!
The huge treasure chest completely turned into a bloody mouth, swallowing his entire upper body inside.
It seems that the anchor is not easy to digest, and this treasure box monster kept jumping around, opening and closing its big mouth while jumping, biting the Dongming Mountain Rider in its body.
As for the Dongming Mountain Chariot God, he could only let out a pitiful scream in the treasure chest, and couldn't struggle out until he died.
Not to mention himself, the water friends watching the live broadcast through the screen were all taken aback by this sudden turn of events. They didn't realize it until the anchor died, and laughed out loud.
Only Ah Yi is an exception.
——The moment the anchor was swallowed, he began to laugh wildly, hahaha, the loud laughter was deafening.
...
...
The continuous success of cheating people has completely awakened Ayi!
He completely forgot about the game land reclamation, and began to frantically round the house to have fun.
What's more interesting is: as he keeps "forced linkage", the popularity of the live broadcast room is still rising!
And every anchor who was cheated by him was also brought a lot of traffic and exposure, and no one really hated him.
All this made Ah Yi work harder!
And the happiness brought by doing things is endless.
Because he is no longer doing the career of "pitting the anchor" alone!
After he successfully tricked many anchors in a row, this kind of fun spirit quickly spread in the player circle.
——Hundreds of thousands to millions of viewers in the live broadcast room took the initiative to spread the word and went to major live broadcast platforms to mislead those poor and naive anchors, causing a human tragedy.
The anchors who were already a little bit mad by the difficulty of the game were tortured even more painfully.
But looking at the rapid rise in popularity and the much higher gift income than before, I can only feel pain and happiness.
And the instigator, A Yi, has already realized:
"Is this the happiness of Lezi people?!"
"It turns out that Boss Lin has always felt this way!"
"I understand!!"
He completely understood the reason why Lin You kept messing with everyone's mentality and never got tired of it!
Not only did he realize it, but the netizens obviously did too!
[Vortex Forum], a hot post suddenly appeared on the homepage, and at an astonishing speed, it received an amount of replies that was not inferior to the Raiders post:
[Slander Lin You when you are young, understand Lin You when you grow up, and become Lin You when you mature! ]