Chapter 1041: Tonight You Have a Bloody Disaster

Chapter 1041: Tonight You Have a Bloody Disaster

Wulihe Stadium.

Nan Yi sat in the auditorium and watched Xiao Nan, who had just finished taking pictures of Huayang players, go up. When the other party came to him, he handed over the mineral water in his hand and joked: "Go up!" The first time I saw you, I still followed a big shot like me, how did I see you reduced to following football reports this time?"

"You don't understand." Xiao Nan shook his head, opened the bottle cap and took a sip of water.

"I don't understand, you teach me." Nan Yi said cheerfully.

Xiao Nan sat down next to Nanyi, and said casually: "I will practice in each forum for a period of time, and then decide which forum to join."

"Hearing what you mean, why do I feel that the newspaper office is run by your family?"

Xiao Nan smiled slyly, "It's not my family's business, but I call the editor-in-chief of our newspaper Uncle."

"It's no wonder." Nanyi suddenly realized: "Let me just say, you are a little too free as an intern, free man, do you want to take a short trip as soon as you want?"

"Where are you going?"

"In your heart."

"Seriously."

"How about Tang Gangzi?"

"Are you sure you want to go to the hot springs in summer?"

"Heh, isn't it good to fight poison with poison?"

"Not good, I should go to the beach in summer." Xiao Nan's face showed longing.

"Okay, let's go to the beach."

Nan Yi grabbed Xiao Nan's catkin, stood up and gently dragged Xiao Nan towards the exit.

Xiao Nan, whose hand was being pulled by force, followed automatically with a trace of anger, "I don't want to say it yet, do you hate me?"

Nan Yi turned around with a smirk and said: "You understand my ill intentions, and I also understand your pretentious reserve, today I won't pretend to be a good person, so you should let go of your heart, be bolder, move faster, and be more passionate. "

Xiao Nan laughed, "Your Chinese is really bad, you should open up."

"It's still too early for you to make this conclusion, please wait and see."

Nan Yi dragged Xiao Nan into the car, and ordered the tiger cub to drive to Wugouying.

As the car started, Xiao Nan didn't ask Nanyi where to go to Wugouying, but just looked sideways at the scenery outside the window.

Nanyi didn't bother her, and also looked sideways at the scenery outside the window on the other side.

After a long time, a quarter of the journey had passed before Xiao Nan looked away from the window, turned to look at Nan Yi's side face, and let out a sigh.

Hearing the movement, Nan Yi asked, "Why are you sighing?"

"You were born before I was born, and I was already old when I was born. We met too late."

Nan Yi turned his face back, stared into Xiao Nan's eyes, and said sincerely: "It's not too late. Marriage is not easy for me in the world. Find someone to live with, and the two of you will stay together and support each other to move forward. A relatively special strategic cooperation method.”

Xiao Nan glanced at Nan Yi and said, "Your interpretation of marriage is really different."

Nan Yi stretched out his hand to touch the back of Xiao Nan's neck, put his palm on his shoulder and said with a light smile, "If you say I'm different, it proves that you are also different."

[Alternative is the word other introduced in English. In 1995, no one should have mentioned it. In fact, the word "handsome guy" appeared quite abruptly in the dialogues in the previous chapters. I couldn't find a better colloquial vocabulary to replace it, so I had to make mistakes. Fortunately, most of them appeared in dialogues in other languages. ]

Xiao Nan turned his face and glanced down at Nanyi's finger. He didn't shake it off, and he didn't show any dissatisfaction. Suddenly, he turned his face back to Nanyi, "Are you married?"

"Done."

Nanyi remembered that Xiao Nan had asked this question, and he was sure that Xiao Nan remembered that he had asked this question.

"have kids?"

"have."

"Can I leave?"

"The cooperation is very pleasant, and there is no plan to change a partner."

"Then you still want to tease me?"

"Do you want me to answer you differently?"

Two strands of resentment shot out from Xiao Nan's eyes, "Does it mean that your answer hasn't changed if you ask me instead?"

"No, a slight change."

"What kind of change?"

"Time and number of changes, I feel very relaxed with you, maybe we can try to build a relationship that doesn't require commitment to each other, one day, you or I feel bored, just say hello and we can go our separate ways Everywhere."

Xiao Nan sarcastically said, "Should I just leave when I'm tired of playing, and don't need to be responsible?"

"It's not one-way, but two-way. It's the same for you. Or, it's okay for you to have a new couple without saying hello. I haven't tried wearing a cuckold yet. I'm a bit curious."

"Asshole, are you mentally twisted?" Xiao Nan roared with a dark face.

Nanyi said solemnly: "No, I'm not a pervert, I just don't want to give you too high expectations. In love, hating someone is because the other party didn't keep their promises, or the other party didn't reach the height they thought caused by.

Our worship to the heaven and the earth, the marriage ceremony, and the oath in the West can all be said to be a contract with very harsh conditions. Everyone who signs it is violating the contract intentionally or unintentionally. Most of the marriages are in a downward trend. Fuck it, I won't kill you and I'll take your surname.

The reason why there are not so many murders of husbands and wives in this world is because of the shackles of morality, law, and inheritance. If these three constraints do not exist, how many couples do you think are complete in this world? "

Xiao Nan's head was a little dizzy, but he still said forcefully: "Heretic theory, according to what you said, why didn't you kill your wife or divorce her?"

"As I said before, at the beginning I was just living together with her, and we didn't have high expectations for each other. However, as time went by, I remained the same, and her expectations increased. Now that we are husband and wife, out of responsibility , I will naturally meet her expectations step by step and do my best to do better and better."

"There is no love between you and her?"

"Hehe." Nan Yi smiled lightly, "Love is three fires, intimacy, passion, and commitment. Because I work hard enough, she can have everything that can be bought with money in this world. Her life is safe, her body Health, I also give her the greatest guarantee; as long as I promise her, I will do it, and I will do my best.

There is no lack of intimacy and commitment between me and her, only in terms of passion, more precisely, the lack of companionship, one is because of busy work, and the other is that there are too many women hooked up, and there is not much time after work. There are several people who need to share the profit, and naturally each one is dissatisfied with desire. Besides, I can't bear it physically. "

Xiao Nan said puzzledly: "Since there is love between you and her, why can't you change for her? Separate from other women and treat her wholeheartedly."

"I am a selfish person, and I will not sacrifice myself to fulfill others. I enjoy the current state of women and don't want to make changes. Although I am a scumbag, I have a good point. I don't lie to women."

Nan Yi stroked Xiao Nan's temple hair, and said with a smile: "Just like at this time, I will tell you how many women I have, to let you know that I am not a thing when it comes to women, but at the same time, I will tease you, and A little skill will be added to let you jump down even though you know it’s a fire pit.”

"Are you so sure I'm going to jump down?"

"Look at what you're asking, I never thought you would definitely jump down, you can jump or not, if you don't jump, you just take it as I'm asking you to go to the camp to relax, don't worry, I never will Going against the will of women, I will not do forced things; jumping, needless to say, this trip is our cheating trip.”

Xiao Nan spat, "Using words indiscriminately again, the word cheating is terrible."

"A wife is not as good as a concubine, and a concubine is not as good as stealing. I like the word cheating." Nan Yi said cheerfully.

"Then you will be disappointed this time, I won't dance." After Xiao Nan finished speaking, he broke away from Nanyi's hand and laughed at Nanyi.

"Hehe, the dead duck has a hard mouth, just wait and see."

"Just wait and see." Xiao Nan snorted, then turned his head and looked out the window again.

Nan Yi chuckled, opened the armrest box, and took out a handheld from inside to play.

The whole journey was silent, the car made a brief stop on the way, and after entering the range of Wugouying, the tiger cub bought a map and studied it, and then drove the car to the beach next to the Yueya Bay Bathing Beach.

It's summer, and it's evening. The sunset that can be picked at hand dyes the sea surface into gold, and the beach is quiet, and there is no one there.

After Xiao Nan got off the car, he took a look at the sunset, and then looked to the left and right. There were reefs not far from both sides, and the waves were a bit rough. It was not a place suitable for swimming at all.

She looked at Nanyi suspiciously, "Don't take me to the bathing place, but come to this remote beach, what do you want to do?"

"What are you doing?" Nan Yilang laughed, "You can swim here, or catch the sea. After a while, we can pick up some glass cows, small conch shells, and shrimp crawlers from the beach, and roast them here."

"I don't have a bathing suit."

"I know, I didn't bring swimming trunks either. I passed by a place selling swimsuits just now, and I deliberately pretended not to see it."

Nan Yi's thoughts were clearly revealed, Xiao Nan followed the train of thought, and some pictures appeared in her mind, causing her cheeks to become hot, and she froze there.

Nan Yi smiled, took off his shoes and some bits and pieces on his body, and waved back, Tianxian stepped forward and put Nan Yi's things into a bag in an orderly manner, after Xiao Nan woke up, he also put the bag on his shoulder And the shoes to the angels.

Nan Yi stepped forward and took Xiao Nan's hand, and said softly, "You decide whether you want to go left or right, and I will accompany you everywhere."

Xiao Nan smiled slyly, "Go forward, you lead the way ahead, and I will follow you two nautical miles."

"No, I will hold your hand and never let go."

"Hehehe, go to the left."

Four bare feet stepped on the wet beach, the footprints became longer and longer, the sea breeze was blowing, and the steps were slow.

The waves, the beach, and the sea breeze make people feel at ease. The old captain of several boats beside him chattered endlessly, but the topics he said were not noisy, but fascinated by it. The situation, the scene, the person, and the voice are all impact Xiao Nan sticks to the bottom line, and the voice of the devil is tempting in her ears—come on, indulge yourself!

There is a direction, no destination, the two of them have no theme, chatting wildly, it is very leisurely.

When they reached a rock, the two of them who had already walked quite a distance leaned on it tacitly, their arms close together, naturally.

Xiao Nan leaned back, and said lazily: "I really want to have a house by the sea, wake up by the sound of the waves in the morning, smell the fragrance of the sea of ​​flowers, walk along the path to the seaside, face the rising sun, and open the house. Waiting with both hands for the first rays of sunlight to fall on you."

"Do you want to live by the sea?"

"think."

"Haven't you stayed by the seaside before?"

"Um."

"Are your parents rich?"

"No, they all work in the cultural system and receive dead wages."

"Then you are just imagining unrealistically. It is not difficult to live by the sea, but it is difficult to live comfortably. It requires a lot of expenses every year. In order to maintain this kind of life, you must either have a good income or spend your labor. Take it as enjoyment, otherwise just the sea of ​​flowers you mentioned will make you understand how difficult it is for farmers."

"Why? Is it difficult to grow flowers?"

"The alkaline soil by the sea is not easy to grow anything, let alone flowers, you can only bring soil from other places, and the flowers must be carefully cared for to grow well, you need long-term fertilizer, soil, water, and There are various farm implements to deal with.

Peasants don’t have much poetry in their stomachs. They can’t appreciate the golden rice ears and snow-like cotton. Adding new clothes can pay tuition for children and let them escape the beautiful scenery in front of them.

If the flowers need to be taken care of by yourself, then the beauty of its bloom probably has nothing to do with you. Behind the colorful fragrance of flowers is the unavoidable feces. . "

"What?" Xiao Nan turned around and asked.

"stink of money."

"Read xiù."

"I know, I did it on purpose, do you know why there are polyphonic polysemous words?"

"Why?"

"Because literati and poets don't want their farts to be the same as those of their servants. For example, you fart because you ate the wrong food, but I fart because of my infinite love for the land in front of me and my concern for the people's three meals a day. Thinking so much that you get choked up in your chest, so your fart should be read as fart, and my fart should be read as fart, sublime sublime."

"You can talk nonsense."

"Hehe, I'm talking nonsense, but I've also explained the essence of polyphonic characters. Maybe when the word Tongqi was first used, it was just because a certain literati suddenly forgot how to write rusty embroidered characters, and his mind turned. , took the stinky character over and used it, and pronounced it forcefully as xiù.

Great literati, there are not many people who hold stinky feet, even the sentence "Dengdong leftover toilet chips" can also be extended and interpreted as worrying about the country and the people. In today's words, it's just that the author feels that he forgot to bring toilet paper or toilet paper. Take it and fall into the pit.

If I am a great person, and you make me infinitely higher in your heart, so high that I can only praise but not belittle, right here, I yelled the word 'fuck' to the sea, aren't you a reporter, come on, write an article Praise my article, remember, don't remove the word 'fuck', just start with it. "

Xiao Nan glanced at Nanyi, "You have a hostile attitude towards ancient literati and modern reporters."

"No, I have a skeptical attitude towards anyone and everything in the world. I don't think that an individual who is engaged in a seemingly noble profession is noble. In my eyes, there are only noble individuals, and there are no lofty groups and professions."

Xiao Nan thought for a while, "You're right, a person's identity and occupation really can't reflect his character."

"Yes, even though I'm a pervert, it doesn't change the fact that I'm a good man."

Xiao Nan's gaze went out on Nanyi's face several times in a row, "Please tell me, what should I do to be as shameless as you?"

Nan Yi chuckled, "If you want to learn, first call Master to listen."

"master."

"Haha, since you call me master, then I will pass on a motto to you first. Listen carefully. If you want to learn well, sleep with master first. If you want to learn well, give master a lot of baths."

"Ignore you."

Xiao Nan put her left hand on the rock, and she was about to stand up, but her foot was not stable, and when she slipped, her body fell backwards. Seeing this, Nan Yi stretched out his right hand to grab Xiao Nan's wrist, exerting a little force, Xiao Nan threw himself into Nan Yi's arms, but there was no such ambiguous coincidence of mouth-to-mouth in film and television dramas.

Of course, some people have thicker skins than those in movies and TV dramas. It doesn’t matter if they don’t fall into mouth-to-mouth. You can correct it manually——Nan Yi grabbed Xiao Nan’s left shoulder, lifted it up first, and then moved to the right Pushed a little distance, then pulled down, a small mouth fell into the big mouth...

The tiger cub turned around, glanced around at 270 degrees, and began to calculate the time of the next vacation in his mind. Tianxian's out-of-focus eyes refocused, staring at the two foreheads intertwined, ears pricked up to listen to the muddy chirps.

After a long time, with a bang, the four lingering lips parted.

"Hiss, it hurts so much." Xiao Nan wiped his lips and said in a coquettish tone.

Nan Yi wiped his lower lips with his thumb, "Your lips are too dry, and your endocrine system is a little out of balance. Congratulations. You met me, a retired old military doctor. It only takes three days. Not only will your symptoms be relieved, but your skin will also be relieved." It will become more watery."

"Nonsense again."

"Hehe, you will understand later."

After the charming, Nanyi and Xiao Nan each took a plastic bag and started to rush to the sea.

Both the glass cow and the small conch are in pieces, and you can pick them up all the way. Shrimp crawlers, also known as pippi shrimp, mantis shrimp, and mantis fisting mantis, are very aggressive. One punch is called Dad. It takes skill to catch this thing However, Nan Yi and the two had neither tools nor skills, so they took a detour when they saw it.

Ark shells, white clams, sea reds, razor clams, red snails, navel snails, sea cones, sao clips, ghost head crabs, these can also be picked up or dug, and it doesn’t take long for two plastic bags to arrive bear the limit.

Carrying plastic bags, the two went to a restaurant not far from the beach. Nanyi carefully asked whether the unit of measurement and processing fees were separately priced for onion, ginger, garlic, salt, etc., and then asked carefully whether they would charge for seats, tableware usage fees, etc. Waiting, no matter how big or small, they took the trouble, forcing the boss to pat his chest impatiently and swear that the people in the Northeast are living Lei Feng.

After Nan Yi and the boss finished talking, Xiao Nan who was sitting next to him said, "Do you always order like this?"

"No, it's only like this in scenic spots and along national highways. Eleven out of ten families in these two places butcher people. It's okay to slaughter people clearly. If you like to eat it or not, you're afraid of ligelen. I've seen crabs priced by the gram. Yes, a plate of crabs is priced at 9600, which is called a 20% discount and nothing."

"I've heard of similar ones, but the scenic spot is okay, not too much, next to the national highway..." Xiao Nan stopped talking abruptly as he thought of something.

Nan Yi smiled, "There is nothing to say, isn't it that there is a long-distance driver's dual (psychological and physical) counseling room next to the national highway. I know a person who runs long distances. He is very diligent and spends most of the year. Running on the road, but at the end of the year, when I took stock, I didn't save much money at all.

Later, his wife quit and got into a fight, and then learned from others that her husband had raised three concubines on his long-distance running line, and two of them gave birth to him sons, and he wanted to raise four. It's strange for a family to be able to save money. "

Xiao Nan gave Nan Yi a blank look, "Are you using this example to give me a psychological hint and make me subconsciously approve of your approach to women?"

"It's not necessary. I'll pour you a few drinks later, let you open your psychological defenses, and tease you again to take you down. After tonight, I'll pat my ass and leave, and you can take the train back by yourself."

Xiao Nan laughed, "Tell me the steps, aren't you afraid I won't take the bait?"

"No." Nan Yi suppressed his voice and said in a low voice: "You have long been curious about me, and you want to find out my secrets, and you are very confident, thinking that you are different, that you are just hunting for novelties In other words, he is playing tricks on me, and he will not be deeply involved, and he can withdraw and leave at any time.

It's a pity that you didn't realize that you had stepped into the trap, otherwise we wouldn't have lasted so long just now, as long as you have a slight resistance, I will immediately let you go. "

Xiao Nan's face changed color, his eyebrows twitched, his eyes kept throwing darts, and he shouted loudly, "Bastard, you seduced me, and you still want to put my self-esteem on the soles of your feet."

Seeing Xiao Nan's reaction, Nan Yi quickly moved the chair, sat down next to the other party, put his arms around the other party's waist very naturally, and said softly: "Okay, don't be angry, I'm just kidding you. Listen Said that the place of Wugouying is very dangerous, I will protect you personally tonight, and I will definitely not let you get hurt."

Xiao Nan pursed his lips, and the unhappiness dissipated on his face, "Fuck you, as long as you stay away from me, I'm sure I'll be fine."

"Don't believe me, I've learned physiognomy before, and I can vaguely tell from your facial expressions that you're going to be bloody tonight, but I'm not good enough at physiognomy, so let me touch your bones again..."

Xiao Nan patted Nan Yi's thigh, and then pushed him lightly, very lightly, without any intention of pushing Nan Yi away, "Bad guy."

For the next few hours, Xiao Nan's memory was always hazy, as if she had vaguely returned to the beach, as if she was leaning on a man's chest in the sea up to her neck, with her eyes slightly closed, feeling a Wandering with big hands.

It seemed that she was taken to the hotel by a man, that the other man had been protecting her personally, and that the other party had acted to justify "opening up" was absolutely correct.

It seemed that she was really drunk and crazy!

When she opened her eyes again and turned around, the man who said yesterday that she would pat his ass and leave was really gone.

A huge sense of loss permeated his body!

"Bastard...I'm so stupid..."

The pillow was thrown to the ground by a catkin. With a click, the door was opened, and a body covered with sweat appeared, with a pair of eyes looking around on the pillow, and a mouth that sent out nasty words, "Why throw the pillow, the bed sheet is 200, the pillow 70, plus this is 410, the compensation is almost catching up with the room fee."

Xiao Nan, who was determined in his heart, had the leisure to bicker, "Didn't you leave?"

Nan Yi took off the towel around his neck, wiped the sweat from his forehead, then walked to the bed, kissed Xiao Nan on the cheek, and then avoided the other's lips, "I didn't brush my teeth, Smelly (xiù) is dead."

"Hate!"

Xiao Nan didn't care about the beads of sweat on Nanyi's body, hugged Nanyi, and rubbed his cheek against his chest again, "Sweat (xiù) smell, giggling..."

Nan Yi stroked Xiao Nan's hair, and a wicked smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, "Xiao Nan, I have a business, and the start-up capital is still five million short. You see, our relationship is already like this, can you help me?" ?”

Xiao Nan glanced up at Nanyi's chin, and said cheerfully: "If you cheat Wanse and want to cheat money, you shouldn't ask me to borrow money so quickly, and you shouldn't ask for such a large amount in the first place. Can I get it out?"

Nan Yi raised his chest and shook Xiao Nan out, his face flew into a rage, "It's a waste of time to take out five million yuan, 100 for gas, 140 for dinner last night, room fee, compensation, everything, we Half for one person, it’s cheaper for you, just give me 500.”

"Fuck you." Xiao Nan pulled up her hair and tied it with a rubber band from the bedside table. "I have an interview in the afternoon, so you can help me buy a new suit of clothes. You don't need to buy expensive ones. Now It's summer, if I haven't changed my clothes, my colleagues at the newspaper office will definitely see something wrong."

"What time is the interview?"

"Two o'clock."

"Oh, I'll help you buy it after eating breakfast. The sun is very strong today, so I have time to wash and dry." Nanyi stood up from the bed, "You are too slow, I will use the bathroom first."

The meal at noon was barely over, Nan Yi and Xiao Nan had already returned to Fengtian, had lunch together and then went their separate ways.

In the afternoon, under the creaking antique ceiling fan, Nan Yi slumped on the recliner and listened to "Crazy for Love", humming in his mouth, "I want to ask you if you dare to love me like you said, I want to ask you if you dare to be crazy about love like me..."

"This song is beautiful, who sang it?"

Xiao Nan appeared next to Nanyi and sat on Nanyi's calf.

Nan Yi raised his head, looked at Xiao Nan's entire upper body, and then dropped his head back to the pillow, "I changed my clothes and put on makeup, don't tell me that you are dressing up for me."

"if not?"

"Then let me tell you, I don't like your outfit, and I don't like your current make-up either. If you think back to the line of Du Mei in the dialect of "Passing Addiction", that's what I want to say."

Xiao Nan thought about it for a while, and suddenly sullenly said: "You said I look like a chicken?"

"Almost, this outfit is not suitable for you. You are suitable for simple, clean, without too many decorations, keep your own personality, and don't have to follow the crowd."

"Really?" Xiao Nan looked down at the clothes on his body, and said regretfully, "I just bought it today, and it cost more than four hundred."

"Wear it without washing?"

"Where can it be?"

"Go to the bathroom to wash and change. Clothes are not cleaned before leaving the factory."

"I have no clothes."

"Put on mine first, and when my secretary comes back, ask her to borrow one."

Xiao Nan took a shower in the bathroom, removed the makeup on his face, wore Nanyi's big shirt, sat down next to Nanyi with bare legs, saw the PDA in Nanyi's hand, and asked curiously: " learn English?"

Nan Yi put down the PDA, put the screen to sleep, and then said: "This is not Ditto, by the way, how do you know Ditto, I didn't see that Fengtian sells it."

"Last time I saw it at an interviewee's place, and I was introduced by him." Xiao Nan explained.

"Oh, I just gave you the address at noon, and you came here in the afternoon, and you didn't call me before you came. Do you want to give me a surprise, or do you want to stay with me all this time?"

Xiao Nan's cheeks were slightly red, and he complained: "Why are you so annoying, you just need to know it in your heart, why did you say it?"

"Hahaha, well, I won't talk about it, you think about where we are going to eat at night, and I will deal with some work."

"Can you cook here?"

"No, the gas stove is broken, you know how to cook?" Nanyi said, and winked at Tianxian cryptically.

"I can cook a lot of dishes. My dad said that the food I cook is better than my mother's." Xiao Nan said with a smile.

Hearing what Xiao Nan said, Nan Yi basically believed that Xiao Nan's cooking skills were very average, and it was not unreasonable to eat, but it must not be very tasty. It seems that the gas stove here in the morning dew restaurant will often break down in the future.

Nan Yi processed an email, and when Chen Wenqin came back, Xiao Nan changed into a set of clothes that Chen Wenqin hadn't worn, and the two of them came out of the Morning Dew Hall.

No matter on the way to the parking lot or sitting in the car, Xiao Nan hangs on Nanyi's arm like a wombat, very sticky. Nanyi suddenly regretted being too impulsive last night, Xiao Nan's enthusiasm was too strong, he could imagine that Xiao Nan would come to report in the next few days, and when he left, the phone would follow him.