Chapter 1054
"If you don't wear it, just wear it. Why curse me for being mentally ill?"
"Besides, do I need your registration fee?"
Ah Yi ignored the warning of low oxygen levels and was still chattering.
After all, it is impossible for him to ignore the opinions of his teammates and directly "string beads" with his teammates' remains.
——Actually, he is also very talkative, and his original purpose was to persuade his NPC teammates to do this.
He can't do it himself.
Now that his teammates have also launched a verbal counterattack, he really has nothing to do but continue to talk.
But his teammates no longer responded to him, they just operated the manned mobile device and returned to Jiutian.
And Ah Yi took the safety rope and wrapped it around the ankle of the corpse, dragging one heel up.
On the way back, he also saw stitches in every corner, and told a joke to the water friends:
"You know, in "Gravity", what is the most unexpected and familiar thing to me?"
The water friends didn't know why, and some even guessed: "Is it Lin You?"
But Ah Yi denied it outright: "Of course not!"
"I don't know him well."
The water friends continued to guess, but no matter what they guessed, Ayi kept shaking his head.
He didn't reveal the answer until the badly damaged Nine Heavens was very close.
But instead of giving the answer directly, he tortured his teammates again in the communication channel: "Lieutenant, has our activity time outside the cabin far exceeded expectations?"
"Yes, what's the matter?" Zhuang Xu replied.
"Did you pee your pants after such a long time?"
"?!!" The NPC turned back sharply again, "What do you want to say?"
"It's nothing. Isn't it normal to pee your pants in space? Otherwise, wouldn't our diapers be for nothing?"
As soon as A Yi's words came out, the water friends immediately remembered the old stalk about "diapers", and laughed again.
Another iron fan sent a striking message:
[Anchor anchor, can you perform that? It's just... just... oops, I'm so sorry! But please, let me paint a big plane for you! ! ]
This time it wasn't the NPC who was in a daze, but Ayi who was in a daze.
Water friends are also quite shocked:
"Hey, brother, your XP is so weird!!"
"Although human XP is free, I still recommend that you see a doctor."
"That's right! If Yelang peed his pants in sexy women's clothes, I can still understand."
"??? No, brother, your XP seems to be even weirder!!"
...
The water friends were very lively, but Zhuang Xu just turned his head slowly, completely ignoring A Yi's topic.
I even lost the mood to tell jokes, so I changed the subject directly and said:
"Xia Jing, this is Zhuang Xu, and the Jiutian is severely damaged."
"Ready to search for survivors."
Ah Yi also doesn't really want to deal with the group of perverts in the live broadcast room, and it's even more impossible to perform live peeing for water friends for the sake of gifts.
Even if it's just a facial show!
——His bottom line is indeed very low, but not so low...
So he skillfully translated the topic again: "Mr. Lieutenant, can you fix the Jiutian?"
"?" Zhuang Xu turned his head to look at him, and then looked at the Jiutian space shuttle that had turned into "wreckage" in front of him.
"What are you thinking? Of course it's impossible! It's become like this, who can fix it?"
"Really?" A Yi expressed disbelief, "I heard that some professional car repairers, if you give him a wiper, it can return your entire car. You are a senior and professional astronaut, you will not return Can't compare to a car repairer?"
"..." The NPC fell silent.
It wasn't until he was about to hit the spaceship that he said, "For the sake of our shared adversity, when we return to Earth, I'll give you some wipers, and I'll take care of the maintenance!"
"Ah?" Ah Yi didn't expect that the NPC could be so smart that he fell into a disadvantage in the verbal battle for a while.
He wanted to fight back, but it was too late.
"Preparation for collision!"
"Bump!" A Yi and Zhuang Xu crashed into the top of the space shuttle together.
The streamlined shape of the space shuttle left them nowhere to grab and were bounced off on the spot.
Fortunately, Zhuang Xu was well prepared, and the manned maneuvering device immediately ejected nitrogen to help him adjust his body shape and resist inertia, and finally firmly grasped a hole in the space shuttle.
It was okay to grab the safety rope with enough strength, and dragged A Yi over.
Soon, the two stood in front of the huge hole, took out their flashlights and shone in, checked the damage, and looked for survivors.
But in fact, the moment the flashlight was lit, they knew it was unnecessary——
The fuselage of the space shuttle has several large holes. Even in the atmosphere, this situation is already a mortal crisis, let alone space where there is no air?
There is no life inside the cabin, only a large number of equipment fragments and astronauts' daily necessities floating slowly.
A cartoon toothbrush in the shape of a Charmander slowly flew over the scrapped console, passed A Yi and Zhuang Xu's eyes, and flew into space.
A Yi's eyes drifted away with the toothbrush, and when he turned his head again, he bumped into the head of a frozen corpse with a "boom"!
"Fuck!"
He was so frightened that the flashlight was frightened away.
——When he returned to the space shuttle in the closed beta, he was not in this position!
Even though the corpse was frozen to death, it looked like a beautiful woman.
It's a pity that every inch of her skin has now turned into blue-gray, and there is a layer of tiny blue-black spots on the surface, which are caused by the rapid freezing of veins and capillaries in a very short period of time.
Coupled with the eyes of death...
When colliding with the mask at close range, the four eyes suddenly look at each other, which is really scary!
Fortunately, the body, which was only wearing short-sleeved casual clothes, slowly drifted away under the impact of the collision.
That completely frozen, motionless appearance, like a plastic mannequin in a shopping mall, greatly reduces the sense of terror.
But as A Yi's gaze moved, another frozen dead corpse of an astronaut also appeared in front of his eyes.
At the end, there is a bigger hole. Through the hole, you can still see a large piece of bright starry sky, as well as Zhuang Xu who has drifted past, and Nie Dong's body that was carried by him like a kite.
Zhuang Xu spoke again: "Xia Jing, this is Zhuang Xu. It has been confirmed that Dr. Li, the special mission commissioner, and Commander Zhuang Xu are the only survivors left in the maintenance mission of the sky survey space telescope."
"So, what do we do next?" Ayi asked.
Zhuang Xu pointed to the distance——
"Look over there."
From their position at this time, they can already see the moon, and with the sunlight reflected by the moon, their vision is much brighter.
As a result, Yi and the audience were able to see: under the majestic atmosphere, there are four Izumo islands surrounded by the lights of urban agglomerations; above the atmosphere, on the edge of the thin arc of light, there is a white object the size of a fingernail floating .
"That's the Tiangong Space Station, which is also our next stop." Zhuang Xu introduced him.
"It's a long way, but we have to go because we're going to return to Earth with the escape pod above."
"Okay, I understand." Ayi nodded.
The empty space did not leave him with many choices.
And the following content, he has not played, can only follow the NPC's guidance.
Zhuang Xu nodded, then pushed him away, drove the manned mobile device, and started the expedition to the distant space station.
As for A Yi, looking at Lin You's body that had been thrown on the spot, he was taken aback for a moment: "Aren't we going to take their bodies with us?"
"No." Zhuang Xu replied calmly and coldly, "If the load is too heavy, too much nitrogen will be wasted along the way, causing the nitrogen to be exhausted in advance."
"Oh." Ayi nodded.
He really wanted to complain: Since he didn't take it away, why bother to waste nitrogen to bring this body back?
But soon he realized that by fixing the body on the space shuttle, there is still hope for recovery in the future.
But if it is thrown into space, it is hard to say whether it can be recycled in the future.
So he waved goodbye to the corpse:
"Goodbye, Boss Lin"
"Happy life in space"
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Compared with A Yi's messing around, most players are more polite to Lin's corpse.
Even if the player who was miserably abused because of "Dark Soul" just now, scolded Lin You for being an inappropriate person on social networks, and frantically sent him blades, after actually encountering the body of his cameo in the game, even if he knew it was It's fake, it's a joke, and it didn't really do anything excessive to his body.
The most outrageous player, that is, at Jiutian Airlines, against Zhuang Xu's objection, made a simple ghost marriage between his body and the body of the beautiful astronaut.
Even when they left, they specially used a strong safety rope to trap the two remains together!