Chapter 379
"Yang Hao, you are so funny. You are about to make me laugh to death. Sorry, let me laugh for a while. I'm afraid if I don't laugh out loud, I will be suffocated to death. I have been suffocating myself all night... "
Wei Yunzhu followed Qiu Yunzhen into Yang Hao's car. As soon as she got on the car, Wei Yunzhu burst out laughing, holding Qiu Yunzhen's arm, laughing as if she couldn't breathe.
Qiu Yunzhen also had a strange look on her face, she glared at Yang Hao, but said nothing.
Yang Hao looked at Wei Yunzhu who was laughing so hard, blinked his eyes and said, "I remembered a joke, do you want to listen to it?"
Qiu Yunzhen and Wei Yunzhu were both a little puzzled as to why Yang Hao suddenly remembered to tell a joke. Wei Yunzhu smiled and said: "You can also tell jokes. Come on, tell one so that we can have fun."
Yang Hao glanced at the smiling Wei Yunzhu in the rearview mirror, coughed twice and began to talk: "Once upon a time, there were 12 small animals sitting on a boat crossing a big river. When the boat reached the middle, everyone found that the boat was leaking. In order to To ensure that most of the little animals reach the other side safely, everyone decides together to tell a joke. If anyone tells the joke and no one laughs, then throw the little animal who told the joke into the water."
Yang Hao glanced at the two women in the back seat again, only to find that the two women were listening attentively. It seemed that they had not heard the joke, so Xiaoxiao continued to tell it.
"The smart monkey stood up first and told a joke. The joke was very funny. Everyone laughed at the other little tricks, but the pig had a straight face and didn't laugh at all. Everyone threw the monkey into the river, and then The puppy and the pony told a joke, and the other animals laughed too, but the pig didn't laugh, and the pup and pony were thrown into the river again."
Wei Yunzhu, who was in the back seat, listened to the joke and felt that the scene seemed a bit familiar. She was very familiar with Yang Hao. There must be a reason why this guy suddenly wanted to tell a joke, and the reason was probably with her, maybe It also has something to do with the fact that I laughed just after getting in the car.
Although he guessed that something bad might happen if he listened to this joke, Wei Yunzhu couldn't help but asked: "Then why doesn't the pig laugh? Is he asleep?"
Yang Hao laughed, you actually asked a question, it's really too cooperative.
"Now it's the elephant's turn to tell a joke. The elephant feels guilty. He feels that he is quite stupid. The monkeys and puppies in front of him are all so smart, but the pigs don't laugh at the jokes they tell. The joke he tells must be You don't know how to laugh. You are definitely going to be thrown into the river. But just as the elephant started to talk, the pig burst into laughter. The little animals were surprised. The elephant hasn't started talking yet. Why are you laughing? gone?"
"The pig laughed and said, 'The monkey's joke is really too funny, I laughed to death!'"
Wei Yunzhu and Qiu Yunzhen are both extremely smart women. After hearing this, they fully realized that Yang Hao was clearly mocking Wei Yunzhu in a different way. She didn't laugh all the time just now, but she couldn't control it after getting in the car. Live laughing?
Wei Yunzhu pretended to be angry and said: "Okay, Yang Hao, you are so courageous. You dare to beat around the bush and call me a pig and my slow reaction. See if I don't deal with you!"
Wei Yunzhu stretched out her hand, grabbed Yang Hao's face, and twisted it gently. Then, as if she were an upright female gangster, she withdrew her hand, rubbed her two fingers gently, and said to Qiu Yunzhen with a smile: "Yo, your man's face is quite slippery, well maintained."
Qiu Yunzhen saw Wei Yunzhu grabbing Yang Hao's face without restraint, and felt a strange feeling in her heart for a moment. When she heard that Wei Yunzhu was so rogue, she couldn't help but angrily opened the hand that Wei Yunzhu stretched out in front of her: "You... Female gangster, go away."
Wei Yunzhu smiled and lay on Qiu Yunzhen's body, and nodded Yang Hao in front of her with her small chin: "Why, I pinched your man, and my heart hurts?"
Qiu Yunzhen rolled her eyes at Wei Yunzhu and hummed: "He has thick skin and thick flesh. I'm afraid he won't feel anything at all if he pinches it twice. What makes me feel bad? It's you, why don't you do this..."
Yang Hao knew that Wei Yunzhu had been carefully testing Qiu Yunzhen's attitude all the time, but this was too much, and Yang Hao didn't know what words to use to describe such behavior for a while.
"If you don't want me to kick you out of the car now, just shut up!"
Qiu Yunzhen finally couldn't lose weight from Wei Yunzhu's crazy words, and snorted a naked threat. Facing Qiu Yunzhen's threat, Wei Yunzhu just curled her lips and said: "They are still good sisters. If you have a man, you will forget your friends. Typical You forget your friends when you see sex."
Qiu Yunzhen glared at Wei Yunzhu bitterly, and then looked at Yang Hao in front of him. Yang Hao stared straight ahead, driving wholeheartedly, as if he didn't hear the sound behind, but Qiu Yunzhen I don't know, Yang Hao must be listening with his ears open.
Qiu Yunzhen's heart suddenly moved, and the expression on his face suddenly returned to calm, even with a half smile: "Okay, I agree, you can ask Yang Hao, as long as he agrees, you can take him back."
Wei Yunzhu was stunned: "You agreed?"
Looking at Wei Yunzhu's stunned expression, Qiu Yunzhen felt a bit of mischievous pride in her heart, but on the surface she still had a serious look: "Yes, I agree, as long as Yang Hao has no objections."
Wei Yunzhu came back to his senses, Qiu Yunzhen was using a roundabout tactic, diverted the trouble to the east, and left the problem to Yang Hao, did Yang Hao dare to agree in front of Qiu Yunzhen?
I definitely wouldn’t dare.
Wei Yunzhu felt a strange feeling inexplicably in his heart, Zhenzhen, your man is already my man, even before you, if one day you know, will you hate me, will you still love me? Do you agree as easily as you are now?
Wei Yunzhu curled her lips and hummed in a low voice: "You just don't agree, it sounds nice."
Without waiting for Qiu Yunzhen to reply, Wei Yunzhu stretched out his hand with a smile, squeezed Qiu Yunzhen's extremely smooth and flawless face, and said with a smile: "Okay, I won't tease you anymore, if you tease you again, you will get angry. "
The corners of Qiu Yunzhen's mouth curled up slightly: "I didn't stop you, you gave it up yourself, so don't say things like that in the future, okay?"
Wei Yunzhu leaned close to Qiu Yunzhen's ear, and whispered: "If you stare here, even if he has the heart, he doesn't have the guts. When you're not around, I'll test him for you, man, always It’s a soft spot for my wife’s girlfriends, sisters, and lovers.”
Qiu Yunzhen glanced at Wei Yunzhu warningly: "Don't mess around."
Wei Yunzhu said with a smile: "Don't worry, I'm sensible, maybe I will really steal your man, don't worry, your position as Mrs. Yang is safe and secure, even if I really can't help being lonely, That's the best way to be a little wife without a name."
Qiu Yunzhen glared at Wei Yunzhu angrily. She didn't believe Wei Yunzhu's statement at all. She knew how high-minded she was as a best friend. If her ex-husband hadn't just saved her from being humiliated, she wouldn't have Will marry him. Although she is a widow now, she is still so young and beautiful, not to mention rich and powerful, so how can she be someone else's little wife?
"Okay, one day you figure it out, I'll save a place for you here, anyway, we are good sisters, so we can always be together."
Wei Yunzhu hugged Qiu Yunzhen's arm with a smile and said: "You said this, don't go back on your word, one day I'm tired of this kind of life, I'll come to your house to play the floor."
"Okay, when the time comes, I'll let you roll the floor to the side of the bed, are you satisfied?"
Qiu Yunzhen thought Wei Yunzhu was joking anyway, so she just said it casually, the two of them spoke in a very low voice, they were talking close to their ears, Yang Hao couldn't even hear it, it was just a private conversation between girlfriends at that time.
Yang Hao seemed to be driving seriously, but his heartbeat was much higher than normal.
Qiu Yunzhen thought that Yang Hao might not be able to hear what she said in a low voice, but she didn't know that Yang Hao's physical fitness was much stronger than ordinary people, and his hearing was also much stronger, and the whispering voices of the two did not hide Pass Yang Hao, Yang Hao can hear clearly!
What Wei Yunzhu said today is actually a statement, that is, she will never have any thoughts about Qiu Yunzhen's position, at most she will be a little wife without a status.
Qiu Yunzhen agreed, but Yang Hao would not think that Qiu Yunzhen really agreed. She must think that Wei Yunzhu was joking, so she agreed so casually. How could she think that Wei Yunzhu's every sentence was actually true? The above are all as indicated.
Yang Hao also added in his heart, wife, you have to keep your word, and you have to be trustworthy, right?