Chapter 537 Boss, my butt doesn't hurt! (two in one)

Chapter 537 Boss, my butt doesn't hurt! (two in one)

The previous chapter has been overhauled, so you can look back.

At the same time, I have to explain: the last chapter was poorly written because of time constraints and the wrong choice of expression, not for hydrology.

I will learn my lesson, work hard to improve my level, and try to avoid this situation from happening again.

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When Lin You had breakfast, Shuihua was already in class.

Lin Shun, her deskmate, yawned profusely throughout the morning reading process, and suddenly thought of something, bowed her head and wrote a small note and handed it to Shuihua.

[I forgot to tell you that the club wants to send money to you, thank you for finding the portal so quickly, I directly asked the club to call my card, 50,000 yuan, I will save it for you first. ]

After reading the contents of the note, Shuihua stared at Lin Shun with rounded eyes, then scribbled down a line, and handed the note back.

[Did your club burn a lot of money? ]

Lin Shun picked up a pen and comforted him: [Didn't you read the news? Our club named the Xuanhu off-road vehicle. I don’t know how much it earned, but it must be a lot of money. Your little money is worth a lot. ]

[Even if you have a lot of money, can't you just give it to your employees? What are you doing for me? There's still so much... Wait, you won't ask for money for me, will you? Don't mess around, that's where you work. ]

[No, no, I guess it is to get closer to you, in case similar situations arise in the future, I will ask you for help. ]

Shui Hua turned his head to look at Lin Shun in puzzlement, and signaled with his eyes: I am lucky from time to time, but you don't know it!

Besides, if you really need to call me, won't I just go? Worth spending money on?

Lin Shun shook his head, intending to explain to Shui Hua, but was suddenly frightened by the teacher's voice——

"Lin Shun! Read this passage!"

The teacher on the podium saw the small movements of the two, and finally couldn't help interrupting at this moment.

Lin Shun quickly stood up, holding the book and began to read the excerpts requested by the teacher.

——Ghost knows what's going on, he wasn't nervous in the national competition, but after returning to class, he was flustered when he was called by the teacher.

*

On Lin You's side, he was very responsible and informed Qiao Nanyu in advance that he would be late.

Afterwards, he threw the bowls and chopsticks into the dishwasher, put on the headband, and was picked up by Xiaomeng to the space carrier.

Xiao Meng couldn't wait a long time ago, and it was rare that she didn't rush up to ask to go around in circles, but grabbed Lin You's arm and wanted to set off: "Hurry up, Xiaomeng can't wait!"

"Okay, okay, let's go." Lin You rubbed Xiaomeng's head, and waved his other hand in the air.

The light of the space carrier dimmed instantly, and an image appeared in front of Lin You and Xiao Meng: virtual worlds turned into bubbles, surrounding the three cities in the center.

The three cities are: Metropolis, Night City and Virtual Xiajing.

On the outside, there are playgrounds, wilderness, the world of "Hunter", "Wind Travel" and "Light Yu" world...

The unfinished world of "Battlefield", the world of [Virtual Chang'an], and the world of the Ancient Architecture Foundation are at the very edge.

These "world bubbles" together constitute Yunmeng's current virtual world panorama.

Then Lin You retracted his hands, and the scale of the screen immediately shrunk. The world bubbles gathered together and turned into a ball of light. At the same time, two balls of light, one large and one small, appeared at the edge of the line of sight.

The big one was technically authorized to He Peng, and after being replaced with a thick and hard thigh, it suddenly appeared one day a month later.

Lin You didn't let Xiaomeng in, so he went in and had a look, and then marked it as [Only visible to me], and then ignored it.

The little one, which didn't exist before yesterday, is obviously the "new unauthorized virtual world" that Xiaomeng talked about.

It's just because I don't know anything about the inside, so I can only see the light, and I can't zoom in to see the picture inside.

But that's ok, go inside and see now!

He just stretched out his hand a little, without any warning or obstruction... Nothing, Lin You entered this world silkily with Xiaomeng like this.

It is no different from entering Yunmeng's own virtual world.

——For Lin You, the virtual world has never had any barriers.

After the light dissipated, Lin You and Xiao Meng came to this new world, and the first thing that caught their eyes was an endless grassland.

Looking around, they are all the same, and there are hardly many scenery.

Except for the group of people a little further away, the living creatures are just a group of walking cows—just walking, not even bowing their heads to graze.

And that group of people is gathering together, excitedly building a tall building.

——Building a tall building on the grassland does not look too abrupt.

Lin You took Xiaomeng's little hand and walked slowly over. The dozens of people were still discussing something passionately, and they didn't notice that there were two more people here.

When getting closer, Xiaomeng suddenly took La Linyou's hand: "Xiaomeng has traced the network address, this is made by NetDragon! Although they wanted to hide it, they were still caught by Xiaomeng! "

"Well, Xiaomeng is awesome." Lin You habitually praised Xiaomeng first, and then said: "But I already know that it is NetDragon."

Xiao Meng turned to look at Lin You in confusion: You obviously didn't do anything just now.

Lin You smiled, and pointed to a person five meters away: "I saw Zhao Yucheng."

Xiaomeng turned to look at the man in suit and leather shoes in the crowd. He looked excited. He obviously didn't understand technology at all, but he just kept pointing fingers around.

After only one glance, Xiaomeng turned her head to look at Lin You again, with "You're cheating!" written all over her face.

Lin You touched Xiaomeng's pink head, his gaze was still fixed on the person in the crowd who pointed out the country.

Interesting to say, this is the first time the two have gotten so close.

But this meeting didn't have the dramatic scene of enemies meeting each other in the movie, where Zhao Yucheng couldn't even see him.

After a few glances, Lin You turned his gaze away again, and looked at the group of people who were busy "building houses".

This is NetDragon's programming team. The boss Zhao Yucheng has been urging him crazily for the past few days. At least three times a day, he almost got whipped.

Not to mention further analyzing the meaning of each piece of code on the basis of the reverse results of the R\u0026D team, even all the functions of the modular code have not been explored thoroughly.

The virtual world that has been assembled now is not so much built by themselves as it is the entrance to the original template.

After entering, want to mobilize the physics engine that comes with the virtual world?

Then you have to know how to operate it!

Yunmeng's employees can summon panels and development tools with a wave of their hands, that's because Lin You prepared them in advance.

Now NetDragon's programmers can also wave their hands to summon the panel, but their panel is blank and completely initialized.

Want to develop tools?

Do your own research!

Yunmeng's development tools are not available for nothing.

It's just that Yunmeng's first few virtual worlds were built with Xiaomeng's help.

In other words, Xiaomeng is Lin You's original "development tool". The specific way to use it is: shout "Xiaomeng! Help!"

As for the development tools used by Yunmeng employees now, they were jointly developed by Xiaomeng and Lin You.

NetDragon's program team does not have this kind of treatment.

They are still struggling to research and develop tools. The mentally handicapped cows walking on the sidelines and the unbuilt house in front of them are all made by them with crude development software.

It took their entire department a day and a night to develop software with such simple and violent functions.

But even so, both Zhao Yucheng and themselves were extremely excited.

For the program team: No matter how simple it is, this is virtual reality technology! Epoch-making technology!

But for Zhao Yucheng: Now that it's proven feasible, the next thing is easy, it's nothing more than manpower.

Use the core team to do a good job of technical analysis and confidentiality, and then expand the team on a large scale to complete tool development. When the tool problem is solved, the pre-preparation of the game just happens to be completed, and it just happens to be put into production.

As far as money is concerned, go ahead and lend!

With virtual reality technology, are you afraid that you will not be able to borrow money?

The more Zhao Yucheng thought about it, the more excited he became, and he felt that success was already waving to him!

But Lin You had seen enough.

He was already thinking about how to deal with this matter, and the first thing he thought of was three ways:

1. Find Lu Wei, call the police, and send Zhao Yucheng to prison.

2. Since the other party used this shady method, Lin You has every reason to directly kill NetDragon's servers, clear all their online data, and make it irretrievable.

3. Pretend not to see it, and wait for NetDragon to recruit people, develop, make games, and develop the virtual world through hard work, and then take over in an all-round way and let NetDragon do white jobs for him.

Of course, there is a more ruthless method:

Still pretend to know nothing, but after NetDragon starts working in the virtual world, they suddenly take over their system, and then—delete everyone’s exit option!

Or pick a good time, delete only Zhao Yucheng, and then overload him with negative sensory experiences such as "depression", "sadness", "pain", "pain", "hunger", "fear"... And spiritual suggestion, and then destroy his spirit.

Lin You didn't know if it could be done, but he thought it was very possible!

But this is just thinking about it. It's not that they really have blood feuds, so they can't afford to use such inhumane methods.

As for the first three options, purely from the perspective of interests, the third option is definitely the best.

but--

"Forget it, I'm really too lazy to entangle you, you'd better go to jail." Lin You said to Zhao Yucheng.

Keeping it is also a long night and a lot of dreams. If the technology is spread out, especially overseas, it will be a lot of trouble.

So, forget it.

It's better to cut the mess quickly!

*

But before leaving, you can still give them a little surprise.

After thinking for a while, Lin You cast his gaze on the group of retarded cows.

First adjust the horns to make all the horns sharper and slender, then add the behavioral logic of "attacking red objects", and finally add visual misleading, so that everyone's buttocks start to radiate what only cows can see red light.

If NetDragon's current programming team were to do this kind of workload, it would take an entire day, but Lin You could easily handle it in less than five minutes.

Afterwards, he took Xiaomeng back a few steps away from the crowd, and was just about to start running, but suddenly thought of another thing:

"I almost forgot, anyway, this place has nothing to do with Yunmeng, plus the pain will be fine."

"By the way, collect some data for Chang'an."

After completing this operation, Lin You had a new idea: "Since the pain is added, let's also add the expressive force of the blood plasma, and make it a little more scary."

"Well, just to be on the safe side, Zhao Yucheng feels 150% of the pain, and everyone else 50%. OK, that's it."

With the last problem solved, the rest is of course - start!

It took only two seconds for the horns to deform. The herd of cattle walking aimlessly stopped suddenly, and the huge heads of the cattle began to look around.

After that, it was logical to see the excited crowd, and——

Dozens of glowing butts!

And this group of people were all staring at the house in front of them, and none of them cast their eyes on the cattle.

The behavioral logic of the cattle herd has been triggered, but the cattle herd's work is too rough, not even the level of Yunmeng interns.

There was no red eyes, no hot air from the mouth, or even the movement of stepping on the ground to gain momentum, and it just flew all four hooves and went straight to the target!

It wasn't until the sound of the dense running of cattle that Zhao Yucheng and the programming team turned around and looked at the speeding cattle.

"What's going on?" Zhao Yucheng was a little flustered, and while backing away, he looked at the supervisor of the program department.

The supervisor was also at a loss: "I don't know, we just squeezed a cow, added motion logic, and finally copied 200 cows, there is no other function."

The supervisor didn't panic, in fact, no one on the entire programming team panicked.

One is because the cow was made by them, and it is impossible to be afraid of illusory things.

The second is these programmers, one counts as one, and they spend a lot of time in Yunmeng's virtual world after get off work, and it is not uncommon to see big scenes.

Especially in the "Paradise" playground, there is a "herd frenzy" almost every day. Compared with that, the two hundred cows in front of me are really nothing.

"But it's okay, just a small problem." The supervisor calmly opened the panel while comforting the boss, and with two simple operations, he directly deleted the movement logic of the herd.

But the herd was unmoved at all, and rushed into the crowd the next moment!

It doesn't directly attack people, but goes around to the back and stares at the middle of the butt.

"Ah!!!!" The terrible scream resounded through the sky.

The burst of wailing and the splash of blood startled everyone.

Immediately after the second, third, and fourth unlucky ones, the screams were endless:

"Ah ah ah"

"It hurts! It hurts!"

"Help!"

...

"pain?!"

Hearing this, everyone's experience of "no pain" based on Yunmeng's virtual world instantly expired, and they suddenly fell into a panic. Coupled with the blood that was spurting wildly, everyone was frightened and ran away crazily.

And the cows turned around one by one, facing their shiny buttocks, chasing them even more happily.

"What's going on!" Zhao Yucheng shouted while running.

The supervisor also ran and shouted: "There is a bug! I can't stop them."

"Then fucking delete these things!!!" Zhao Yucheng was furious.

"I can't fucking delete it!!" The supervisor who was frantically looking for the problem was also furious, not even caring that the person in front of him was the boss.

"Why the fuck can't you delete the things you made!" Zhao Yucheng ran wildly on the prairie.

He can't run, God knows what's going on, the number of cows chasing him is several times that of others! The sharp horns made him tremble just looking at them.

"The program has a bug!!" An employee next to him shouted in despair. The next moment, he was stabbed into his body by the horn, and was even hung on the horn, screaming while spurting blood.

One employee after another was overtaken by the herd of cattle, screaming one after another, and the emerald green prairie was rapidly becoming blood-stained.

Even though there were less than 50 people, visually it created a terrifying scene of blood flowing like a river, rapidly developing towards hell on earth.

"Then find out and deal with it!" Zhao Yucheng's face turned pale, his whole body trembling with fright, but he had to run away with all his might.

The supervisor on the run was only running with all his might, and had no time to find bugs. While running, he exclaimed, "I've never seen a code change while running! How did the key pain come from? We haven't started doing this yet! What kind of bug is this? Awesome?! Ah"

A horn pierced straight through his ass, and even a horn protruded from the front.

The severe pain ran through his two Achilles' heels from back to front, and dealt him a tragic blow both physically and psychologically.

Stimulated by this scene, Zhao Yucheng finally thought of exiting the virtual world, but it is not easy to accurately operate the panel while running wildly, and the voice control has not been developed at all.

In the end, because he was a step too slow, he was finally poked into the butt by two bulls.

"Ah!!!" The screams resounded through the sky, he had never been in such pain in his entire life!

But before it was over, another cow squeezed the two cows away. As the cow was pushed away, the horns were also pulled out. With a "poof", blood spurted out more than one meter away.

Afterwards, two cows pushed their horns towards the red light again, and this time they pushed their horns accurately!

The more tragic cry sounded again.

Zhao Yucheng fell to the ground. The pain almost caused him to lose control of his body. He was lying on the spot throbbing in pain, unable to move at all.

A herd of cows stood in a circle and frantically poked his ass with their horns.

"Ah! Ah-ahahah!!" Zhao Yucheng's screams changed wildly following the ravages of the bull's horns.

Those who hear it are sad, and those who see it cry.

After all, the supervisor on the other side only felt 50% of the pain. After lying down on the ground, he endured the pain and used the panel to complete the offline operation.

When he opened his eyes again, he had already returned to the office.

The supervisor who survived the catastrophe left his seat with a strong gasp, walked towards the power box with a clear goal, and pulled off the power supply of the department without hesitation.

"Ah-"

"ah!"

"F*ck!"

...With the screams, all employees quickly returned to reality.

The pain dissipated in an instant, and the screaming stopped immediately.

Many people jumped up subconsciously, reached out to touch their buttocks, touched and touched, repeatedly until they were sure that there were no holes or bleeding.

Obviously, everything just now was just an illusion.

"Director, where are you going?"

The supervisor kept walking and ran out of the office: "Save the boss!!"

...

Lin You covered Xiaomeng's eyes to prevent her from seeing the scene where the plasma index was seriously exceeding the standard.

But the little dream thief couldn't stop laughing, obviously peeping all the time.

It wasn't until Zhao Yucheng disappeared with the entire virtual world that Lin You and Xiao Meng retreated back to the space carrier passively.

"Master is good or bad!" Xiao Meng smiled, obviously enjoying the fun.

Lin You also felt comfortable physically and mentally: "Did you pack the data back?"

"Yeah." Xiaomeng nodded reliably: "Of course I brought it back!"

"OK, then proceed to the next step."

Lin You took out his cell phone and started calling.

*

On NetDragon's side, after a moment of panic, the program team calmed down, restarted the system, and began to search for the cause, trying to find out where the bug was.

Zhao Yucheng couldn't calm down for a long time.

—he always felt a bunch of holes in his ass, and it was always a dull pain.

This made him unable to sit down after leaving the virtual world - he would feel phantom pain when he touched his butt.

I can only walk around in the office, reaching out and touching my butt lightly from time to time.

It made the female assistant look at him more and more strangely, and worried that the boss might have awakened some strange habit.

That's all for today's chapter.