Chapter 558 - Dog Licking Thunder Fury
Nanyi hung up a phone call to "Small Half Alley", and waited for a long time before speaking with Cao Lin, and arranged for her to be in Tongchun Garden, one of the eight great gardens in the past, one of the time-honored brands in the capital, and it burned Huaiyang vegetable.
Tongchun Garden is located at the southwest corner of Xidan intersection, not too far from the small half of the alley. Nanyi arranged the place here, which not only took care of Cao Lin, but also satisfied his own desire to eat some Jiangnan dishes. .
Nan Yi arrived at Tongchun Garden at 5:30. After waiting for fifteen minutes, no one arrived. Seeing more and more people in the store, Nan Yi first ordered a cold dish of crystal meat.
After another fifteen minutes, no one arrived. Nan Yi ordered another crispy duck that could be eaten cold.
After a while, when Nan Yi was about to order the third dish, Cao Lin finally appeared, not alone, but with a tail tied behind her.
"I said Comrade Cao Lin, it's not easy. Is the Xiangshan meeting over? Tell me what new spirit there is."
"I said Comrade Nanyi, you have such a bad mouth, what the hell are you doing?" Cao Lin sat down with the companion she brought, and spat directly at Nanyi.
"Hey, I know the criminal photos, you are not an Ansheng person in love, I said you are good enough, I already estimated the time to come, but I still waited for you for more than forty minutes, the spectrum is big enough. "
"Then you have wronged me. I came here by bus. I was unlucky. I ran into Buddha on the bus."
"Buddha? Does anyone still do this now?" Nan Yi asked in surprise.
The Buddha Cao Lin mentioned refers to thieves who specialize in stealing wallets on the bus. They can’t be called the old Ronghang, and the organization is not as strong as the old Ronghang. Bad students.
One of the more famous ones was "Chunshenmei", a student of No. 39 Middle School, and there was also a Beihai Xiaowu who was also a student. Nanyi didn't know which school it was from.
Buddha is actually not easy to do, and he has no power to restrain a chicken. Once he misses, he will be beaten up by the revolutionary masses immediately, and then sent to the police station; They will always be covered by ruthless people who run the single gang or hold a group.
Those who protect the Buddha are called raising the Buddha. Usually, those who can raise and eat the Buddha are ruthless characters from the alleys. Nanyi has heard of "five dragons and one phoenix", "little bastard", and "five brothers of Helan Mountain" .
In the 1980s, Nanyi had never heard of the matter of Buddha and raising Buddha. Now that Cao Lin suddenly mentioned it, Nanyi was really surprised.
"Why not? Today's Buddha is no better than in the past. He even dared to use a knife. I was almost stabbed." Cao Lin replied, and then said: "Don't talk about this, let me introduce you. This is my high school classmate. Flower, guess what it's called."
"It's really interesting. You only said the surname Hua, and didn't give any hints. How can I guess? It can't be called Hua Mulan, right?"
As Nan Yi said, he sized up classmate Hua's face with his eyes. His appearance was not bad, but he looked a little cold and a little noble, and he still had a bit of intellectuality that was cultivated. The family probably has a bit of cultural heritage, but it may not be a family of scholars.
After deliberating for a while, Nan Yi asked tentatively: "Is there an elder in Hua's family who is a cultural person?"
"How do you know? Hua... her grandfather is a cultural person." Cao Lin said.
"It's simple. Classmate Hua's face smells like a book. Come on, let me guess. Give me a little more hint. You have to tell me that Classmate Hua's name was given by her grandfather. I might be able to guess it. If someone else took it , how do you let me guess."
"My name is my grandfather's name."
Classmate Hua's tone of voice was very cold, as if the words had been put in the quick freeze for half an hour before they were taken out, Nanyi felt sour when he heard the words.
Tut tut!
Ximenqing had to change his surname to Liu if anyone wanted to have such a wife.
"Hua Bingbing, Hua Bingling, Hua Lingxia, Hua Lengleng." After being frozen for a while, these names popped up in Nanyi's mind instantly.
But this is just a joke, if you name it according to your personality, it will probably be Hua Aoxue and Hua Yingxue, but this is not in a hurry, my grandfather can't wait for Hua's character to show before picking a name.
The names of old cultural people are either taken from poems or prose, or there are some allusions.
The allusions are hard to guess, Nanyi can only think about poetry and prose, and when it comes to poetry and prose, the first thing Nanyi thinks of is "Yunxiang Clothes Flower Xiangrong".
"Hua Xiangrong?"
"Okay, Nanyi, cow, you guessed it all." Cao Lin exaggeratedly exclaimed.
Hua Xiangrong's cheeks twitched slightly, which was a little unbelievable.
Seeing that he had guessed right, Nanyi felt contemptuous towards Hua Xiangrong's grandfather. The name Hua Xiangrong is good, but unfortunately there was a famous prostitute in the Northern Song Dynasty named Hua Xiangrong. How could he think about calling his granddaughter this name? of.
"Okay, Cao Lin, stop praising me, tell me what you want to eat, and I'll go to the window to order."
"Of course you have to order squirrel mandarin fish when you come here. Let me have one, and then I will have fried eel paste, crab meat and lion's head, boiled dried shredded shredded fish, and fried spring pancakes. That's it, and I will eat some."
"You're really welcome. I just saw that the cook inside is a thick-skinned cook who is just right for you. Would you like to order it for you and take it back to be your son-in-law?"
"You just disgust me." Cao Lin spat, and said, "I'm disgusted by you, I need to add some food, and then boil the water."
"Come on, I'm going to go all out today, you can be more aggressive, if you frown, I will change my name to Cao Linsheng from today on."
"Forget it, I can't give birth to a son as old as you." Cao Lin said with a big laugh.
Nan Yi ignored her, turned his eyes to Hua Xiangrong and said, "Do you want to add anything, Student Hua?"
"No."
"Then you two wait a minute, I'll go and order."
Nan Yi ordered a good dish, returned to his seat, and as soon as he sat down, he saw a man coming in from the door of the store, staring at him with fierce eyes, and rushed towards him without hesitation.
"Hey, this buddy doesn't know me, why did you come running to me?" Nanyi turned his head quickly, and his eyes signaled that the school girl who was also coming to him quickly should not come, and then stared at the grandson who came to him.
Thin, no weapon in hand, frivolous footsteps, combat effectiveness lower than normal adults, a weak chicken, has no qualifications to be a gutter to overthrow the Nanyi aircraft carrier.
In addition, Nanyi was sitting against the corner of the wall, and if he wanted to attack him, no matter whether it was punching or kicking, the angle was very small, and Nanyi couldn't suffer even if he attacked him late.
Nan Yi had just finished weighing, and the weak chicken had already come to him. He stretched out his right hand to grab his collar, and took a quick step in his mouth, and spouted: "Snatch a woman from me!"
Snapped!
Nan Yi patted the weak chicken's hand away.
With this shot, Nanyi found that the weak chicken in front of him was even weaker than he thought.
It's just such a weak chicken, but it's quite aggressive.
"Dude, I don't know you, and I don't know how I offended you. As for me, I am a law-abiding person. I don't even dare to step on ants when I walk on the road. Maybe it's because I don't want to be beaten. If you want to be beaten, you can beat me." , I will report to the police station after you finish beating me." After finishing speaking, Nanyi put his head in both hands, and lay down on the table, waiting for the fist to come down.
Inexplicably, someone wanted to hit him. Nan Yi was depressed and angry. Just now, in the blink of an eye, he made a decision. If the weak chicken in front of him wanted to hit him again, he would get two punches.
These two punches are a crime of hooliganism for a weak chicken.
"Ma Jiajun, I told you a long time ago, don't follow me, don't follow me, why are you still following me? I don't like you, I just don't like you, and you still want to beat someone... You go, you go , don’t appear in front of me in the future.”
The voice was cold, Nanyi couldn't see it, but he could hear Hua Xiangrong talking. He finally knew why he was being beaten. Feelings are like the fury of a dog licking the thunder.
"I...you...fuck!"
Ma Jiajun rose from the ground, raised his right fist high and threw it at Nanyi's back.
But with the end of the stagnation in the air, when others fell, what he saw in his eyes was not Nanyi's back, but the bumpy and uneven solid wood tabletop.
At this moment, Nan Yi has stood up and pressed himself against the wall.
Boom!
Ma Jiajun, a cowardly chicken, shot out with hatred, and punched the solid wooden tabletop heavily. The vegetable bowl on the table shook for a while, and the boiled dry soup rippled.
Click!
The sound of phalanges cracking and dislocating.
peaceful!
Ma Jiajun looked at his hand and was stunned there.
ah!
Three seconds, once the numbness time passed, the severe pain was transmitted from Ma Jiajun's hand to his heart. It is said that the ten fingers connect to the heart, and I smashed the phalanx abruptly, just thinking about how painful it is.
Fortunately!
Ma Jiajun should be thankful that Nanyi didn't want to be beaten by a dog licking, otherwise, he would have received two punches and let Jin Daosheng come forward. The crackdown failed, and the gold-medal lawyer pursued him relentlessly, so Ma Xuejun would not want to stay in the capital and squat on the fence, but would definitely be sent directly to the Northwest.
smirk!
The corner of Nanyi's mouth curled up, hoping that the severe pain could save the lost licking dog in front of him.
Bone cutting knife!
The cook in the kitchen listened to the people in the store, and ran out with a bone-chopping knife. His stomach was shaking and his jaw was shaking left and right.
Watch a play!
The customers in the store kept putting food into their mouths with their chopsticks, and looked at this side with straight eyes, as if there were delicious food here, and they could help deliver one or two poor dishes on their own table.