Chapter 612 Dual Cultivation (I)
Wu Zhengcheng said it with full confidence, and Bai Xiaosheng also showed a clear look.
Although Bai Xiaosheng doesn't pay attention to these, everyone is an adult and understands many principles.
The two of them waited quietly outside the door, but there was a different scene inside the door.
Jiang Ziyue glared at Lin Xiling and the unconscious Jiang Mingyang with shame and annoyance, and her jaw almost dropped.
After Lin Xiling broke into the room, she threw Jiang Mingyang into the Hualong Pond without any explanation, and then said in a confused way: "Double cultivation."
Not to mention Jiang Ziyue's irritable personality, even a woman with the best personality would go berserk.
"Lin Xiling, what are you kidding me about? Jiang Mingyang and I are not practicing!"
Jiang Ziyue was furious. She was unhappy when someone interrupted her cultivation, but Lin Xiling also acted randomly for no reason.
"Be good and be obedient.
You wake him up first, I guarantee you will feel great and you will never regret it. "
Lin Xiling said dirty words, which made Jiang Ziyue almost go berserk, but she finally tolerated it and thought about it.
"What's going on? Why is Jiang Mingyang unconscious?"
Jiang Ziyue was not a fool. Lin Xiling suddenly rushed in and Jiang Mingyang fell into a coma again. There was definitely something wrong.
"The amount of medicine I gave him is a bit too much. I can't wake him up yet. Please help me wake him up."
Lin Xiling's explanation was confusing. Jiang Ziyue's eyes widened and she asked in shock: "Did you drug him?"
“Oh, even if you drug him, it’s for your own good.
Don't ask anymore, wake him up quickly, I guarantee you will get endless benefits. "
Lin Xiling was prevaricating randomly, and then ordered: "The dose I administered was too strong, and that bastard is thick-skinned and thick-skinned, so it is difficult to stimulate him with ordinary methods.
I suggest you use a flame enema. The severe pain of the flames burning his internal organs should wake him up. "
Jiang Ziyue's pretty face was dark, and she said angrily: "Why don't you use your mental power to give him an enema!"
"Well, mental power is an extension of touch. Don't you think it's a little strange to use mental power to give him an enema?"
The reasons given by Lin Xiling were impeccable.
"Isn't it strange that flame enema is used?"
Jiang Ziyue took a deep breath, and then said dejectedly: "Lin Xiling, what exactly do you want to do?"
"Okay, I won't tease you anymore."
Lin Xiling shrugged, pointed at Jiang Mingyang and said, "I found a way in him that can help you quickly advance to the Qi Refining Realm.
As long as you wake him up, I can guarantee you will advance in extreme time. "
"real!"
Jiang Ziyue was extremely shocked, and Lin Xiling smiled and said, "Do you think I would tell such a lame and easily verifiable lie?"
"Okay, I believe you."
After saying that, Jiang Ziyue's pretty eyes froze, and the terrifying flames gathered in her palm, directly hitting Jiang Mingyang's buttocks.
A large amount of flames poured in, and Jiang Mingyang showed faint signs of waking up, muttering to himself in a daze.
"Well...Lin Witch is so good and has good skills. It would be even better if she goes deeper."
Jiang Mingyang's weird tone made the two women look extremely excited.
Judging from his tone and tone, any fool knew what he was dreaming about.
Jiang Ziyue couldn't help but laugh. She wanted to laugh loudly but was embarrassed. After all, Jiang Mingyang, the master of Mengyang, was beside her.
Lin Xiling's pretty face was dark, and she kicked Jiang Mingyang in the face while snorting angrily: "Asshole, if you have good skills, if you have good skills, my aunt will kick you to death!"
After saying that, Lin Xiling formed a seal with her slender fingers, and a fiery magic pattern took shape, turning into a tornado of flames and drilling into Jiang Mingyang's buttocks.
Feeling the scorching heat, Jiang Ziyue's eyes widened in shock, and then she said angrily: "You can do it yourself, why do you want me to do it!"
"My aunt doesn't want to dirty her skills, but this bastard is looking for death!
If I had known you were reluctant to do anything harsh, I would have done it myself. "
Lin Xi Lingtian replied shamelessly, and Jiang Ziyue almost lost her temper.
A large amount of high-temperature flames penetrated, causing Jiang Mingyang to wake up and jump three feet high, and yelled in a daze.
“Fuck, it’s on fire, it’s on fire!
Lin Xiling, you are crazy. You still have poison on your tongue. You are really trying to kill me. "
Well, when it comes to dream talk, even a fool knows what Jiang Mingyang is dreaming about.
Lin Xiling's pretty face turned cold. Just as she was about to hit the flaming dragon one more time, Jiang Mingyang let out a long and huge fart.
The flames were ejected with a melodious sound, and the Hualong Pond was suddenly enveloped in smoke and filled with an indescribable stench.
"Jiang Mingyang! I'm going to kill you!"
Lin Xiling covered her mouth and nose and yelled angrily, while Jiang Ziyue sank directly into the Hualong Pond, using the power of Qi and blood to isolate the stench.
"Here, what's going on? Why does it smell like roasted shit?"
Jiang Mingyang was completely awake, but he had no objection to the stench.
The stench of roasted shit is nothing. He has been to the poisonous lair of the Demon Armored Rhinoceros Hunter, and the poisonous mist and poisonous water are even more stinky.
"It's not because of you!"
Lin Xiling was embarrassed and angry, but her hands were not idle.
I saw her holding her hands together, and a clear magic pattern lit up, and then condensed into a fist-sized water ball.
A sweeping stench turned into a tornado of stinky farts, and all of them got into the water ball.
The crystal clear water polo was suddenly dyed gray-black, with impurities swirling in it.
"It's disgusting."
Lin Xiling used her spiritual power again to freeze the water ball into ice cubes, and then threw it into the corner in disgust.
Lin Xiling's movements were so smooth that not only Jiang Ziyue was stunned, but Jiang Mingyang was also dumbfounded.
This combat skill of first using fire, then wind, and then ice is simply dazzling to the extreme.
Xuan returns to dazzle, but the problems that should be faced still need to be faced.
"Lin Xiling, we agreed to fight openly, but you poisoned me again!"
Jiang Mingyang regained consciousness, his consciousness still stuck in the moment of the battle, and his anger was hard to calm down.
"I'm doing this for your own good."
Lin Xiling was the first to complain, blocking Jiang Mingyang's words, and then said: "You can't control the power you exert.
If you really hurt me, Aunt Qin and my mother will not let you go.
Being poisoned by me is better than being tortured by those two female demons."
"You! You..."
Jiang Mingyang was speechless, pointing at Lin Xiling angrily and wanting to say something, but couldn't think of a rebuttal.
"What do you mean by you? I'm doing this for your own good!
You took my kindness for granted, I owed you in my last life."
Lin Xiling continued to angrily, Jiang Mingyang opened his mouth, but didn't say a word.
"What happened to the fart just now? Why do I feel uncomfortable in my butt?"
Jiang Mingyang realized that his butt was abnormal, and just as he was about to ask what was going on, Lin Xiling's words sealed all his questions.
"I gave you too much medicine, and you were detoxifying. It just so happened that Jiang Ziyue was practicing.
You should know better than me what the consequences of farts and fire coming into contact are.
We two beauties were almost suffocated by your stinky farts. What can you do to compensate us?"
Lin Xiling is indeed a witch with high IQ. Not only does she not need to draft her lies, but she also tells them perfectly without any flaws.
"Is that really the case?"
Jiang Mingyang scratched his head in doubt. Lin Xiling pointed at Jiang Ziyue and said, "If you don't believe me, ask her."
Calculation has almost become Lin Xiling's instinct.
Jiang Ziyue's pretty face froze, and she whispered, "Yes."
As an accomplice, Jiang Ziyue would never destroy Lin Xiling's stage. If she didn't participate, it would be hard to say.
"Uh, okay, I'm wrong.
But why am I here? Why did you bring me to the Dragon Pond?"