Chapter 390 - Were You Both Gay Last Night?
Panda Novel
Helan Fagnian clenched his fist and said, “I really want to shove you down the trash can.”
Yue Tingfeng rolled his eyes in response and said, “You’ll do a better job if you shove me down the toilet.”
Helan Fangnian was tempted to shove a shoe down Yue Tingfeng’s throat to shut him up. He took a deep breath and pleaded, “Please I’m begging you, I am exhausted and really deadbeat tired, my head is pounding so please just give me a damn break.”
“Fine…just sleep then.” Yue Tingfeng replied as he tilted his head to the side staring at Helan Fangnian.
Helan Fangnian proceeded to sleep as he let out a sigh of relief.
However, his slumber only lasted for a few seconds as he was again interrupted by Yue Tingfeng’s painful voice. Yue Tingfeng said, “Hey, you know, you’re the only normal person in the entire Helan’s family dude…”
This statement apparently cause Helan Fangnian to instantly jump out of his seat, roll up his sleeves and simply said, “Yue Tingfeng, fine. Let’s talk about life!”
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Daylight broke, Yan Qingsi had apparently woken up before 7am. The sky was dim, seemingly signaling the inevitable rainfall.
The hospital bed was not comfortable for her. Since she had slept in quite late last night, she woke up with a throbbing headache with her eyes mildly swollen.
Even though Yan Qingsi slept like a long after a long night, her slumber was not a great one.
She was haunted by many dreams, many people were present in her chilling dreams. It was a playback of her last 20 years of her life. Every single experiences and encounters came flooding in her dreams.
Yan Qingsi realized that the most daunting and unforgettable memory she had was her childhood. It was a time when she was barely at the age of 8, she spent her days in pure fear when she was still in her hometown. She cowered in fear for 3 extremely gruesome years even after her arrival in M Country. It was haunting her.
Yan Qingsi held onto her forehead as she struggled to sit up on her bed. She turned her head only to find both Yue Tingfeng and Helan Fangnian was not in the room. She was surprised as she thought the both of them were indeed an interesting bunch. They would not have left and not return last night right? She thought to herself.
As she finished her thought, right on time, in comes both men.
As Yan Qingsi wanted to ask where they were last night, she noticed both their faces was bruised.
Coincidentally, the position of their bruises were the same. Yue Tingfeng’s was on the left and Helan Fangnian was on the right. Both were on their forehead. An exact mirror opposite.
Being stared down by Yan Qingsi, both men felt quite embarrassed.
Yue Tingfeng cleared his throat and said, “It’s still early, you could still go back to sleep.”
Yan Qingsi stopped him from speaking further by raising her hand. She said, “First things first, What… On… Earth… were you two up to last night?”
Yue Tingfeng nervously rubbed his nose and replied, “Oh, we went to the washroom last night and the floor was really slippery so we sorta bumped into each other.”
“The both of you…just bumped into each other at the same time?” Yan Qingsi probed further.
Helan Fangnian nodded nervously. He said, “Yes, we bumped into each other at the same time.”
The only sentence to describe the look on Yan Qingsi’s face would be. The both of you assumed that I am an idiot!
“Now I’m skeptical. I wonder if the both of you happen to be gay last night.” Yan Qingsi added.
Hearing her statement, Yue Tingfeng frantically answered, “Whoa, don’t speculate would you, I’ll have you know that my sexual orientation happens to be extremely straight, I am attracted to females, wait, more accurately, only to you. So even if I’m gay, I would have still chosen you if you’re male.”
Helan Fangnian could only roll his eyes as he thought to himself, even though this man is not the elegant kind, however, his flirtatious skills would be rated 100 points!
It was an awkward tension in the room as Helan Fangnian walked to his bed and proceeded to lie down while exclaiming just how exhausted he felt.
Since it was still early, they were still not permitted to be discharged yet. They would need to wait for the doctor to arrive and check on them, and once they were confirmed to be completely fine, only then, were they allowed to leave.
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Mrs.Yue arrived at around 7.30am, her visit surprised Yan Qingsi as she said, “Why are you here so early?”
Mrs.Yue sighed and replied, “I can’t sleep as I am extremely worried when I heard both of you were injured. I woke up at around 5 in the morning and made something for you guys to eat, just eat up a little first, and once you guys were discharged, I will feed you guys fat.”