Chapter 362: The Art of Reverse Harem
The third harem technique
"Yes, yes, everyone here doesn't know that Jiraiya likes you the most, Tsunade. Even though he often peeks into women's bathhouses and goes to brothels to chat with big-hearted young ladies, he does like you the most."
Hearing this, Namikaze Minato, the Third Hokage and others were all suppressing laughter, while Jiraiya and Tsunade were slightly silent.
After a while, Jiraiya said with a gloomy face: "Orochimaru, you really want me to die, don't you?"
Orochimaru didn't take it seriously and replied with a smile: "Just tell me whether what I said is true."
Can that not be true?
It was a fact that Jiraiya liked Tsunade.
But the things he did are also true.
No need to wash this.
Of course, Jiraiya couldn't answer this question directly. He had to face Tsunade and asked with a troubled face: "How much will it cost to settle this matter?"
Tsunade smiled coldly, opened her right hand and stretched out five fingers.
"Five million taels? Okay, I'll get it for you even if I sell it."
Tsunade:? ? ?
No, I mean five hundred thousand taels.
Obviously, there are fundamental differences between the two on this issue.
In Jiraiya's opinion, Tsunade should be very concerned about his things. In order to chase Tsunade, he can only make Tsunade happy by paying money.
And Tsunade really cares about Jiraiya's lecherous behavior.
It's just that she doesn't care, but she can generally understand Jiraiya's actions.
After all, Jiraiya has shown the potential to be a pervert since he was a child, and she never agreed to date Jiraiya.
Under such circumstances, could she still stop Jiraiya from going to such a place?
She does not have such an identity or position.
Therefore, Jiraiya wanted to eliminate the bad feeling in her heart about these things, and the price of five hundred thousand was very reasonable in her opinion.
I just didn't expect Jiraiya to be so heroic and ask for five million taels.
Then she would be disrespectful.
[Hei Jue possesses Shuang Ji, immobilizing their movements. 】
[Kaguya tried to stuff Shuangji back into his body. While Hei Zetsu was absorbing Shuangji's chakra, he revealed that Kaguya was actually their direct ancestor, and took all the blame on Hei Buluoqiu. on the shoulders. 】
[Naruto didn't listen. When he heard it, he became violent and tore Hei Zetsu apart with his bare hands. 】
[Sasuke directly used Amaterasu on Kaguya, causing a wave of Teriyaki Kaguya. 】
[As we all know, Amaterasu cannot burn people, and naturally it cannot burn gods. 】
[So Kaguya was a little indifferent, letting Amaterasu Black Flame, which is known as the strongest physical attack, completely lose its cards. 】
[On the other side, Naruto used a shadow clone to confuse Kaguya. 】
[Kaguya, who opened her white eyes, could not identify Naruto's true identity. Just as she was frowning, unexpectedly, Konoha's child Naruto used the reverse harem technique and said nonsense: The more powerful the enemy is, the more powerful the enemy is, the seductive ninjutsu. The more effective it is. 】
[While Kaguya was confused by a group of beautiful men, Naruto punched her delicate face and yelled: This is the history of ninjas, bastard. 】
[Well, this UP has never seen someone who not only beats his elders, but also talks about sex in such a serious manner. I can only say, Naruto-kun, you are worthy of it! 】
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silence.
When Naruto used the art of leaving the harem and achieved good results, everyone in the three generations of time and space fell into silence.
Even Kushina, who had always loved Naruto, had twitching eyes and didn't know what to say.
Finally, the very nervous Naruto spoke up and broke the silence.
"What's wrong with everyone? Are you shocked by my harem skills? Hahaha."
"This idiot."
Covering his forehead, Sasuke was speechless.
He didn't understand what was going on in this world and why such an enemy who seemed so powerful could fall victim to such an unfair trick.
"That Naruto."
Sakura wiped the blood from her nose and said to Naruto seriously: "Please do it to me. I am not asking you not to do this kind of ninjutsu in the future. Even if you have to use it, it's best not to use it in front of me."
Sakura: Otherwise, I'm afraid I won't be able to resist temptation, you bastard!
"Ah? Since it is your request, Sakura, I will try not to use seduction-type ninjutsu in the future."
Hearing Naruto's answer, Sakura secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
But Jiraiya didn't agree.
"Wait a minute, we shouldn't ban Naruto's seduction ninjutsu, but we should promote this series of ninjutsu."
The Third Hokage took a puff of cigarette and thought that he had been hit by this trick back then, his face looked a little weird, "Jiraiya, are you sure you are not talking nonsense?"
"Of course not. On the contrary, I think we can also learn this technique."
"After studying, the happiest thing will be you, Jiraiya, right?"
Hearing this, Jiraiya spat at Orochimaru without saying a word, "Asshole Orochimaru, don't think I'm so dirty."
After saying that, Jiraiya looked at Tsunade cautiously.
To his surprise, Tsunade's expression was very calm, not looking angry at all.
He didn't know that Tsunade was still immersed in the five million taels of money at this time.
For the sake of money, she naturally couldn't get angry with Jiraiya.
"What I mean is that since this trick can confuse people like Kaguya, then if there are enemies that Kaguya is guarding against in the future, we can also try this trick. What if the opponent is also affected by the trick?"
When everyone heard this, they suddenly felt that what Jiraiya said still made some sense.
On the light screen, Naruto punched the confused Kaguya.
But in reality, they can take this opportunity to use their ultimate move and establish victory in one fell swoop.
"Whether you want to learn it or not, I want to learn it anyway."
Jiraiya: If I learn it, I won't have to go to the women's bathhouse to peek. I will be the source of inspiration. It's perfect.
In the third generation of time and space, Jiraiya called on everyone to learn Naruto's seduction ninjutsu.
It's different here in the second generation of time and space.
With Senju Hashirama and Uchiha Madara existing, there was no need for them to learn such unreliable ninjutsu.
However, everyone still gave a good evaluation to Naruto's operation.
Especially little Jiraiya, the eyes staring at the light screen almost shined.
"Jiraiya, are you also interested in men? Eh~ It's disgusting. Please stay away from me in the future."
Orochimaru chuckled and said words that made little Jiraiya furious.
"Bastard Kouchimaru, I was just thinking, since this harem technique can turn you into a man, there's no reason why you can't turn into a woman, so I hehehe."
"Stop hey hey now, look behind you."
"What happened to me behind?"
Little Jiraiya turned his head and saw little Tsunade standing behind him with a look of contempt on his face.
"Pervert Jiraiya, you are thinking about such dirty things again, go to hell."
With a bang, little Jiraiya was smoothly knocked into the corner again.