Chapter 495 Do you like pigs, the kind that favor people?
The leader of Alpine Academy must be a fool.
What the hell is this age? Even the monastery has full WIFI coverage, but there is no mobile phone signal here!
"This is about finding the purity of the ancient Middle Ages and sharpening one's mind in the purest environment." Professor Zheng highly praised the Alpine School.
"Isn't it right? The European Middle Ages have nothing to do with purity?"
Xu Fang questioned: "I remember we talked about it in the eighth class in the morning at Pearl Academy, what is the difference between medieval Europe and the sea of dung?"
Unlike ancient China, Europe's planting methods are notoriously extensive. They don't know that manure can be used to fertilize fields.
What to do with the piles of feces?
Answer: Just leave it there.
Even if it is disposed of, it is simply spread on the road with straw and straw. Who has the patience to deal with the feces and garbage at the bottom?
The history class that day was taught by the old professor Qiu Yuhua. He also quoted an article by the humanities master Erasmus————
People were replacing new straw perfunctorily, rather than replacing it, it was better to spread it layer by layer.
The most primitive layer still remains in place, hiding vomit, phlegm and urine, juice from fermented straw, rotten food residue, and other disgusting things that I can't name.
Until now, most people believe that high heels were invented to avoid turd mines.
"It seems that you have some misunderstandings about us, but it doesn't matter. I think the dinner later will make you change." Teacher Jialan made a gesture of invitation.
Then···
Tasteless bread.
Tasteless vegetables.
Tasteless vegetable soup.
Xu Fang: "Thank you, I have to save my stomach for dinner."
"This is dinner!" said the woman distributing the food.
"ah?"
Is this crap worthy of being called a dinner?
Xu Fang now has the urge to pick up his mobile phone and take a video: Good evening everyone, I am the guy who eats fodder at the Alpine Girls School...
"Where's the meat?" Xu Fang asked.
"The little creatures in the Alps are the cutest and most wonderful elves. Harming them will bring bad luck." Heidi said with a hum.
Xu Fang fiddled with a small broccoli flower. It was probably just boiled with boiling water, and there was no salt in it!
"What, can I find something to eat by myself?" Xu Fang looked constipated: "I understand your rules. I only choose things that are ugly and fat, such as pork."
"Life is equal!"
"That's not what you said when you broke the stalactites."
"You are using strong words to make sense!"
"Then you like pigs? The kind of big fat pigs that wallow in mud puddles, urinate everywhere, and like to hump people with their slimy pig mouth?"
"you!"
"Look, what you like is really cute. Don't talk about the equality of life. Who will speak up for stalactites and fat pigs?"
Xu Fang's trash talk is famous around the world, as anyone who has fought against him and survived can testify.
Heidi is an exhibitionist otaku, how can she be better than Xu Fang when it comes to talking skills?
An angry blush appeared on her pretty face, and the silver plate on the dining table shook slightly.
"Is this silver plate authentic? Let me try with an egg. Will it turn black?" Xu Fang said.
"Shut up..."
"Heidi!" Teacher Jialan frowned and said seriously: "Your emotions get out of control too easily. You can resist the noisy magical sound of the waterfall, but you can't resist some words. Is this your ambition?"
"Yes, Teacher Jialan."
The stubborn Heidi did not dare to offend in front of Teacher Jialan and immediately lowered her head.
"During this exchange, I require you to accompany me throughout the entire process. This is also a training experience for you." Teacher Jialan added.
"ah?"
"Um?"
"yes···"
Heidi took a deep breath and regained her elegant demeanor to enjoy the tasteless vegetable soup.
Xu Fang: "Would you like cumin five-spice noodles and dried chili peppers?"
Heidi: "!!!"
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Xu Fang and others will stay here for a full month. In hearing cases, the Holy Inquisition Tribunal has shown a completely different efficiency than the Sanction Genius.
According to Xu Fang's idea, the two sticks should be brought up for trial, the mind tortured, and the case can be closed as soon as the report is issued and the surveillance is released.
But what?
How dare you go on a jury and vote?
What, if he is guilty but pleads not guilty, his charges will automatically disappear?
Lingling said on the phone: "Don't worry, Grandpa is watching over the Holy Inquisition. They will never do any secret operations... Why is your voice choppy?"
"The signal is broken."
Xu Fang was flying high in the sky at this time. Only here in the huge Alpine University could he receive phone signals.
"I'm telling you, it's a good thing I didn't let you come with me this time. This school is just like a nunnery. You can get whatever you want. There's not even salt in the dishes at night. Don't you worry about muscle weakness after a long time?" Xu Fang said.
Lingling's heart instantly became balanced.
She was not happy at first, why didn't she take herself to fun places?
But now I think about it, what is there to go to a place where there is no meat, no crayfish, and not even milk tea! ?
"In short, you are now training your spiritual realm at the Alpine Academy, and then go to the Holy Inquisition to find Grandpa and look up information about the power of faith." Lingling warned.
"Okay, I know, it's windy here, so I'll die first."
Xu Fang hung up the phone, swooped down towards the snowy mountain, and grabbed a fat rabbit in front of a giant ice blue wolf.
"Ouch!!!"
Feichuan White Wolf roared angrily, and as soon as he raised his head, he met Xu Fang's smiling face: "What, do you have any objections?"
"Ouch..."
A fawning smile appeared on Feichuan's wolf's face, and the wolf's claws that had just been protruded were quietly retracted.
Hug and hug me, I admit that I screamed a bit loudly just now.
"I've asked for your opinion. It's fine if you don't have any opinion." Xu Fang turned around and flew away. Bullying the weak was really satisfying.
On another mountain, Mo Fan, Zhao Manyan and Mu Bai raised a fire.
As the saying goes.
The male rabbit's feet are scratchy, the female rabbit's eyes are blurry, and when it's roasted and sprinkled with seasonings, how can you tell whether I'm male or female?
"Fortunately, Xu Fang was able to remove this broken positioning bracelet, otherwise we wouldn't be able to have a picnic outside," Mu Bai said.
"This Alpine University is amazing, they are all vegetarians!" Mo Fan complained: "Tonight's poor meal makes me want to die!"
"That's right, there's no fishy smell at all." Zhao Manyan also said.
"Wrong, wrong, wrong. Very wrong." Xu Fang said: "There is one thing that is quite naughty."
"for example?"
"For example, female students are white, delicate, and tender, but not meaty."
Everyone laughed, and the snow-capped mountains were filled with a happy atmosphere.
The topic of men always jumps between women and the world situation.
At first, everyone was still talking and analyzing the beauty of Big Bear's thin waist.
I don’t know how I got it, but I mentioned the current ocean situation.
"I asked just now. The salamander demon shell demon in Incheon has not been dealt with yet, and even the super mages refused to go." Xu Fang said.
"Damn it, you can refuse this, won't the official issue a super-level assembly order?"
"I got it, but I happened to go abroad." Xu Fang spread his hands: "Freedom, do you understand, FREE!"
"If we delay it any longer, we will lose control of the situation. At that time, we will probably have to ask Forbidden Curse to take action and use Forbidden Curse magic to wash the floor." Mu Bai said.
Xu Fang said: "It's hard to say. There is an old and American base in Incheon. If you put a forbidden curse on it, nothing will happen. If they don't let go, those sticks dare to move?"