Chapter 519 Listen to the advice and make your INS debut!
It is not easy for a Chinese artist to make some noise on the Internet.
However, as "Escape from the British Museum" was reprinted by official media in many countries, Li Youzhi's name has been on YouTube hot searches for three consecutive days.
Of course, YouTube will not give Li Youzhi a good name like domestic social platforms.
The reason why it was on the YouTube trending search was not because "The British Museum" became popular, but because Li Youzhi pretended to be a British netizen online and instigated netizens from various countries to attack the BBC.
Including the live broadcast recording of Li Youzhi shaking his hands, as well as his ID information on YouTube, they were all revealed by British bloggers led by the BBC and criticized.
In fact, netizens from countries where most of the cultural relics are collected by the British Museum are not very concerned about Li Youzhi's back-and-forth provocation.
After all, Li Youzhi's outrageous comments are just the beginning. There are not a few ordinary British users who publish bandit theories on the official YouTube account of BBC Online.
This country that believes in Angsaism is originally like this.
But this wave of operations really angered the "gentlemen" of England.
Lying on his warm bed, Li Youzhi silently wrapped himself tightly in the quilt as he watched the INS he had just opened turn into a trash-talking session and was instantly attacked by a large number of INS users with British IP addresses.
嘤嘤嘤……
Let’s just say that Leziren’s advice is unreliable!
Brother Zhi has only been quiet for a few days. Just after he came out of the shadow of the BBC, he was once again violently provoked by the British Bai Laoye website.
Look at this suggestion from the British gentleman...
Go to hell, Satan... Let's just say, if Satan looks like the succubus in those little H comics, Brother Zhi can still kill him. What the hell if he looks like the red-skinned ghost in traditional novels and movies, how the hell can Brother Zhi get so hard?
Ah, no matter what the image is, you have to go to hell first?
That’s okay, the junk mission has been folded!
With a sneer, Li Youzhi took a deep breath as he folded the fifteen-star difficult task that required death first.
Although this is the debut of this wave of Instagram, those vicious white men are sending cursed suggestions.
But this A-level task [build a prison to imprison yourself]... seems to be quite executable.
Just as Li Youzhi was touching his chin and thinking carefully about the seemingly rubbish suggested task, his trembling comment area was already boiling!
"Hahahaha, I'm laughing so hard. I'm going on a blind date in the afternoon. What the hell are you doing? I asked you to give me some advice, so why the hell did you just give me some extranet?"
"Smile with me, you big idiots. I must be vomiting blood when I see the suggestions you all came up with. What the hell is this like those IT development teams in Silicon Valley who took the project and directly outsourced it to Chinese programmers? The difference? Why don’t you do anything and just make the difference?”
"Hahahahahaha, you are a bunch of idiots, I think you are really sincere. Thanks to my adoptive father, I brought the share price of Waguang Audio-Visual to the closing price of 17 yuan. If I were a little brother, I would kill you guys right now. Take back all the shares and make such a suggestion, and Geneva will refund my money!”
"Brothers digging holes, look what I found? This guy really opened INS! He actually posted his situation on INS to ask for advice from foreign netizens. 666666, I have never seen something so abstract in my life. Fans, I have never seen such an abstract idol, hahahaha!”
"I'm so stupid! It's so funny. It seems that my reputation on the Internet is not very good. Take a look at these suggestions. Those who suggested that I make videos of humans and animals, those who suggested that I go to hell to fight Satan, and those who suggested that I draw the earth as a prison for myself. Imprisoned... Hahaha, you guys have really disgusted me this time!"
"Brother: Now I have 10,000 CNM sentences to say, hahahahaha... But brothers, what do you think my brother's expression should be when he sees these outrageous suggestions? How about we let him start a live broadcast and see His current state is...horrible!"
In the comment area of Li Youzhi's latest news about shaking hands, when I saw the so-called best suggestions selected by a group of Sha Diao Fun people in an afternoon, those Netizens who did not participate online due to work or life burst into laughter.
However, just as a group of netizens were having fun, a comment section suddenly caught everyone's attention.
"Damn it, brothers, something bad is going on. I'm sick! Go to INS. He's asking those British guys how to do it! Go to INS and follow me. Please give me advice! Please give me advice! !【picture】"
()()()()?
In the comment area, looking at the screenshot sent by the netizen, the revelry netizens were... shocked.
It was a screenshot of the INS comment area. Among the many comments that even if you can’t understand English, you can feel the strong maliciousness between the lines, the ID named "Adopting Man-YZ.lee" seems so out of place.
What does Adopting mean?
To adopt means to listen to advice.
There is no need to explain what Man means.
Seeing this familiar ID using strict and humble words, asking the netizen who suggested self-imprisonment in what form he should self-imprison, the mentality of Leziren netizens... collapsed.
Netizens who are familiar with Li Youzhi are very familiar with this smell - this... he is sick again!
…
Beep!
Received the additional stunning value of [Fear] and [Panic], 3,012,009 points!
"I would like to ask this friend, you said you want to build a prison to imprison yourself. What is the form of this prison and what form should the imprisonment be carried out in?"
Li Youzhi, who had just replied to the rubbish suggestion from the British netizen named DV.Z, who was waiting for a reply, heard a prompt for the system's stunning value to be recorded in his ear, and looked at the idiots who had contributed a lot of negative stunning value from a distance. Pouted.
A bunch of scum who know nothing but bullshit.
Just as he was thinking this, suddenly a large group of IDs from netizens from China suddenly appeared in the comment area.
Li Youzhi looked at comments such as "Brother, we were wrong, come back with us quickly", "Don't think it is a bad comment, there is no need to play with this Instagram", "Cherish life and stay away from garbage suggestions", etc., Li Youzhi dismissed them.
You're a bunch of trash, I can't count on you. Brother Zhi is doing it by himself now, why are you panicking?
After manually blocking those people who were making crazy afterthoughts, Li Youzhi focused his attention on the avatar of the user with the ID name DV.Z.
Staring at the cybernetic smiling face, he pursed his lips.
I hope the foreign fans will not disappoint Brother Zhi.
While he was looking forward to it, the other side of the Eurasian plate.
In the office area of a technology company, a girl wearing a plaid shirt, with fluffy red hair hanging in a ponytail, and her skin was so fair that it was almost transparent and her three-dimensional facial features were half covered by a pair of large black frames, frowned.
WTF?
I'm afraid this Chinese man has some kind of mental illness.
Couldn't he see that I was cursing him?
"Hey, Molly, what are you doing?"
Just as the girl was staring at the screen with an expression on her face, a girl at the workstation next to her leaned over.
"Nothing. Do you remember the guy who pretended to be a British person on YouTube two days ago and instigated netizens from all over the world to attack the BBC? I just saw him opening Instagram and casually told him that he should imprison himself to smear the image of the British. The result is this The guy who claimed to have listened to my advice actually responded to me.”
"Oh? The guy who filmed the British Museum skit? This is really interesting."
He leaned forward and looked at the girl's INS screen, and read Li Youzhi's reply. His colleague burst out laughing.
"Interesting, since this man advertises that he is good at listening to suggestions and able to implement them immediately, then you let him build a windowless prison room with the smallest area and the most limited range of activities, and then lock himself in the room, except for personal clothing. No objects should be placed in the room, and no words or clocks of any kind are allowed. Only basic food will be given to him at random times, and he will be allowed to stay in this room for three days and the whole process will be broadcast live. "
Hearing her colleague say this, Molly, a programmer at an independent game studio, frowned.
"Melissa, why three days?"
Faced with her confusion, her colleague Melissa raised the corners of her mouth and shrugged her shoulders.
"My sister once worked in a mental hospital. The mental hospital was formerly the detention center of Intelligence Six. It is said that when interrogating some senior spies, the agents of Intelligence Six used this method."
"A small windowless room will make people feel claustrophobic. Without any writing objects or clocks, people will not be able to feel the flow of time and completely destroy their biological clock. As for why it is three days..."
At this point, Melissa laughed.
"Because according to my sister's colleagues, no agent can stay in a room like that for three days. Often after more than twenty hours, the detainees will completely lose their sense of time, and their hunger and fear will Magnified to the highest level, I thought I had been locked up for more than ten days or even dozens of days, and started to go crazy in the room.
Did you know that some people become dehydrated due to fear less than eight hours after drinking water, and have to use their own urine to survive... Think about it, Molly, what else could be better than watching this? Is it more fun to watch a clown go crazy in front of everyone? "
Wuhu? !
Molly's eyebrows raised when she heard the scene described by her colleague.
style.
This is so stylish!
With a snap of her fingers, Molly put her hands directly on the keyboard.
Bang bang bang bang...
[Since you ask sincerely, I will tell you mercifully; my specific suggestion is that you create a closed room with an area of five square meters and no windows. No items are allowed in the room except personal clothing, and any form of text or timers is strictly prohibited. Ask someone to give you food and water necessary to ensure the basic operation of your life at random times, and then stay in a room like this for five days... and broadcast the entire process live! 】