Chapter 506 Don’t land! Don’t land! Don’t land!
This little mouth has tempered the curse magic, right?
Who would have thought that Blanche's sexy little red lips, which are very different from those of Western aunts, are actually a real crow's mouth.
Flights are like wild geese that cannot find a magnetic field, spinning blankly in the sky.
landing? Can't land a little.
Nearest airport? Occupied by demons.
Backtrack? Not enough oil.
"I'm trampling the horse, this won't work, and that won't work either. You guys are going to heaven!" Zhao Manyan yelled.
"Sorry sir, I'm just a stewardess. It's useless for you to get angry at me." The stewardess had a slightly apologetic smile on her face.
"Damn it, if anyone gives me some domestic core technology in the future, I'll crush their skull with one punch!" Mo Fan scolded.
Obviously the whole world is like this!
Every time something goes wrong, either outsourcing or interns take over. All these people do is apologize profusely, but they can't solve the problem at all.
Even if I get angry, they are right. I am just a wage earner. Why bother to beat a wage earner?
——The person who came up with this idea is so evil and deserves to be punished by a dog! Let the dog demon with barbs on his tongue serve you well!
"It's probably a war between scorpions and snake people. They come out to plunder at this season of the year to provide energy for their huge eggs."
An old man with a big beard said that when he spoke, the mouth behind his thick beard looked like a greasy sausage.
Heidi asked curiously: "Uncle, do you often have wars here?"
"of course!"
Uncle Sausage closed the newspaper and said in an inexplicably proud tone: "If we weren't haunted by these demons and undead, we in Egypt would have ruled the world long ago!"
In the cabin, the Egyptians who could understand Interlingua laughed.
Xu Fang couldn't get what they wanted.
It is also a place where the cholera of the undead is most serious. Although the undead are often killed at night in the ancient capital, ordinary people still live a good life.
As long as you don't commit suicide and cross the city wall, you can do whatever you want, such as playing skewers, singing karaoke, or visiting nightclubs.
In Xu Fang's view, this is what a qualified country should do.
At this moment, the plane was hovering over New Sioux City.
The sky in Egypt is no longer the usual blue, but is dyed a turbid khaki by a thick layer of yellow sand, as if swallowed by a huge sandstorm.
The sun struggled to penetrate this thick layer of sand, casting mottled light and shadow.
The passenger plane that everyone was riding on was hovering in the sky.
The beacon light on the wing loomed in the yellow sand, like a poor creature struggling to survive in the flood.
"I'm sorry, dear passengers, we will make an emergency landing in New Sioux City in twenty minutes. There will be a team of soldiers to protect everyone from safely evacuating. Please follow the instructions and do not act rashly."
The radio sounded again.
I was afraid that others wouldn't understand, so I repeated it several times in various languages.
Everyone on the plane was stunned!
Crash landing! ?
There's a war going on down there, a war! There are scorpions and snakes everywhere. What's the difference between going out and delivering food now?
The little sausage man from before couldn't hold himself any longer, and started yelling curses along with the other passengers.
If he hadn't been wearing a seat belt, he would have almost violently hit someone.
"Is everything so messy outside?" Blanche looked at it for a long time and finally said this.
"It's like this after staying in the academy for a long time. The largest group of monsters in the Alps is you fat rabbits... ah, the velvet rabbits."
Xu Fang comforted him and said, "Just get used to it. Next time you come to our Jinlin City, I'll invite you to Dongting Lake. The monsters raging there are guaranteed to be fierce!"
"Why don't you keep these monsters and clean them up?" Heidi interjected.
Xu Fang's eyes widened and he looked at this otherworldly girl: "Sister, what are you talking about? Clean up the Dongting Lake demon!?"
Throughout China, the greatest threat is naturally the 20,000 kilometers of coastline.
And the mainland is not to be outdone, each one is heavier than the last.
Looking at scale alone, the Dongting Lake Tribe’s targets are the Qinling Tribe, the Nanshan Tribe and the Northern Wild Beasts.
That is to say, there are no emperor-level monsters, otherwise it would be comparable to the monster empire in terms of size alone!
Xu Fang launched two wars to clean up Dongting Lake. The bombs used were enough to plow the lake water, and treasures such as the core of the earth and the embankment stone were used at will.
Not to mention that in the second war, military leaders were invited to help.
————Even so, Anjie did not cover half of Dongting Lake, and the rest did not dare to fight, fearing that the demons would have to fight on the shore.
Speaking of this, Xu Fang remembered something that Hua Zhanhong had mentioned, which was the base city strategy.
Countless second-tier and third-tier cities, small towns, towns and villages are about to be abandoned, and all the people in them will move into the base city.
A base city will probably be planned in the Dongting Lake Plain.
Judging from the current situation, it is certain that Jinlin City will take the lead and radiate to other affiliated cities!
"Monsters are not your Alpine rabbits. They are ferocious and cruel, cunning and vicious."
Xu Fang did not laugh at Heidi, who had almost zero experience, and patiently explained:
"The most important point is that demons are particularly capable of giving birth. It is not uncommon for many species of demons to reach adulthood at one or two years old. If you want to completely eradicate them all, you must use forbidden magic."
The plane was slowly descending, and I could barely see the scene below clearly through the window.
"Oh my god, they are all monsters!"
"O great desert spirit, bless your poor children!"
"Don't land! Don't land! Don't land! Go to the desert!"
The Egyptians on the plane screamed like crazy. They would rather make an emergency landing in the desert than stay in this war-torn city.
"So many snakes and scorpions!" Heidi rolled her throat and felt that she had difficulty breathing.
The snakes and scorpions in Egypt are not a vicious metaphor, but real half-man, half-snake or scorpion snakes and scorpions!
"It's too late to be afraid. I'm here now." Xu Fang said lightly.
"I'm not!" Heidi argued, her face a little pale.
Xu Fang followed her gaze and saw black streams.
That's the crawler, a derivative of the snake and scorpion people. Any female snake and scorpion person can give birth to a large nest in a week, faster and smoother than pulling shit.
This kind of thing has extremely low combat power and zero defense. Basically, an elementary magic can kill them.
But they have snake teeth and scorpion tails, which carry toxins that humans cannot bear. Many strong people have capsized on them.
"Heidi has trypophobia, let's take care of her more." Bran concubine whispered.
Xu Fang said: "This won't work. The demon tribes are all densely packed, especially the salamanders and shell demons. They are crowded together, and their sticky tentacles stick to the arms..."
"Ah!"
Heidi's scalp tingled, and her hands reached into her flaxen hair and pulled it.
"Listen Heidi, if you want to stay in the Alps as a mascot for the rest of your life, just pretend I didn't say anything."
Xu Fang's expression was rare and serious: "But if you really want to contribute in this chaotic era, trypophobia must be overcome!"
Heidi looked at the ground getting closer and closer, and the tip of her nose seemed to smell the foul stench, and her face was as pale as if she had been shaved.
"What should I do?"
"First, seek help from the Parthenon and receive the best psychological treatment."
"No! Not going to the Parthenon!"
"Then kill them, use your magic." Xu Fang grinned: "Kill a lot, you'll get used to it."