Chapter 545 Deadpool: When Optimus Prime feels lonely, will he look for an online taxi?

Chapter 545 Deadpool: When Optimus Prime feels lonely, will he look for an online taxi?

If you come a little closer, I will let you...

"What do you want to do?" Hela glanced at Bai Ye: "Do you want to refine me?"

"How could it be! Am I that kind of person?"

Bai Ye looked innocent.

Hmm... If Hela, the Heavenly Father, is refined into the Human Emperor Banner, then the quality of the Human Emperor Banner will be no less than that of the Eternal Spear, the Storm Axe, and the Ice God Armor, right?

But Hela just helped him, how could he repay kindness with enmity?

The most important thing is that the old man hasn't died yet, why force a dying Heavenly Father to drag him into hell?

"Okay, the Human Emperor Banner has been successfully refined, Hela, we should leave too." Bai Ye put away the Human Emperor Banner with satisfaction and said.

"Wait a minute, I still have some things to pack, I'll be back soon." Hela suddenly remembered something and said hurriedly.

"OK, go pack your things, we'll wait for you here." Seeing this, Bai Ye raised a warm smile, his eyes full of encouragement.

Hela turned around...

A dazzling beam of light suddenly came from the sky, cutting through the sky, like the guidance of a god, shining impartially on Bai Ye and Kuro Quede.

Hela: "..."

Her figure suddenly paused, looking back in astonishment, her eyes full of disbelief.

The beam of light wrapped Bai Ye and Kuro Quede in it, and the air around them began to twist slightly, and they were about to be teleported to another time and space.

"Fuck! You bastard!" Hela couldn't help but get furious, she roared loudly: "What about me? Didn't you plan to take me with you from the beginning?"

You know, she just helped that bastard, if it weren't for her, the refining of the Human Emperor Banner would have failed.

Turning around and stabbing her with a knife...

Although I know you are a dog, you are too dog, aren't you?

"I'm sorry." Bai Ye spread his hands innocently and said, "Next, I'm going to Asgard to forge an attack artifact, so I can't let you out for the time being, otherwise you mess up Asgard, who will help me forge the artifact?"

Before he had the idea of ​​refining the Emperor's Banner, Bai Ye wanted to use the blood of the cubs of the Celestials and the blood of the Hulk, supplemented by vibranium, adamantium, uru metal, and the materials given by Kuro Quede to forge an attack artifact comparable to the Eternal Spear and Storm Axe, so even if he now has the Emperor's Banner, his original intention remains unchanged.

If you want to refine such a powerful attack artifact, Asgard cannot be in chaos. Therefore, even if Bai Ye is very grateful for Hela's help before, he can't let Hela leave Waltheim now.

Compared with creatures like women, it is of course more important to build your own combat power.

He is such a Sigma man!

Put on your pants, you won't recognize people!

"I'll kill you, you bastard!" Hela was furious and rushed towards Bai Ye quickly, but it was too late. She could only watch Bai Ye and Kuro Quede gradually become blurred.

"Goodbye, Hela!" Bai Ye waved goodbye: "That big villa is for you. The food, drinks and entertainment in it will be enough for you for several years. Don't thank me. Just consider it as a thank you for keeping the Human Emperor Banner for me."

"You'd better pray that we don't meet again, otherwise, the next time we meet, it will be your death!" Hela was furious. She gritted her teeth and made a "cluck" sound.

...

After leaving Niflheim, Bai Ye settled Chi Ye Meng Xiang and the others and returned to America first.

I have to start preparing to refine my own attack artifact.

Women and others have to stand aside, Hela is like this, and so are Chi Ye Meng Xiang and the others.

Not to mention that he just offended Sithorne, if he doesn't work hard to improve his strength, he will be easily messed with.

Avengers Building.

Bai Ye came here to replenish Pym particles.

After acquiring Kraus Technology and taking Hank Pym as a dog, the Avengers established a Pym particle manufacturing laboratory, and Bai Ye came here to replenish the Pym particle reserves.

Well, if the dwarves need to make weapons at that time, Bai Ye has to try to use Pym particles to enlarge the materials, whether it can effectively improve the quality of weapons.

Pym particles can be used to shrink the universe creator god Galactus to the size of a thumb. If used well, it is still very amazing.

On the way, Bai Ye met a guy with two swords on his back, wearing a red battle suit, like a cosplay Spider-Man, holding a filled-in form in his hand, mumbling something, and passed by.

"Deadpool?"

Bai Ye raised his eyebrows: "Why is this guy here?"

"If I see correctly, the form in his hand seems to be an application for the Avengers?"

Now the Avengers has become an official superhero league, and every day there are many guys who hope to become heroes and apply to join.

In order to standardize the process, someone has already designed the basic process of joining the league.

Of course, if your strength is as abnormal as Thor, you may not need to fill out the application form, but will be invited to join.

The value of the bucket is to be earned by yourself.

"Deadpool is going to join the Avengers?" Bai Ye touched his chin and laughed.

It's fun to watch.

He went directly to the Avengers' surveillance room and called up the surveillance video of Deadpool's interview office.

"I really didn't expect that I would be here!" Deadpool crossed his arms and sat on the office chair in a rare well-behaved manner. "I have been waiting for this moment for a long time. Thank you Mr. Happy, Willing to give me this opportunity for an interview.”

The interviewer sitting opposite Deadpool is Tony's driver, Happy Hogan.

One of the people closest to Tony also suffered from Chuunibyou. Seeing Tony flourishing in the Avengers, he also wanted to join and do something.

Then he was responsible for some management work as a non-staff member.

To put it bluntly, he is just a handyman.

After all, the Avengers Building is so big that it is impossible for all superheroes to be responsible for maintenance and management. Otherwise, there would be no need to do anything else. Cleaning every day would make the superheroes exhausted.

Deadpool said very sincerely: "I always believe that with my abilities, I will be able to make outstanding contributions to your company. Ah, I know, they caught me on top of the Stark Tower tying glue against the moon... "

Happy was still listening carefully, until this...he couldn't help but interrupt: "Excuse me?"

He looked at Deadpool in shock: "What did you just say you did?"

Happy's job in the Avengers is just a part-time hobby, but he has not forgotten that his job is Tony's personal bodyguard, and he is also the deputy manager of the security department of the Stark Group.

"I'm sorry. I was reading a cartoon about the Black Robes on the rooftop of Stark Tower, and when I saw the image of the motherland's crescent rising in the sky, I couldn't help but cosplay him!" Deadpool bit his finger, biting. Xixi said: "But I don't think you can blame me entirely. When you have a toy as thick as the Hulk's arm, and there are often no women around, and your condition gets worse, you can't help but grab it occasionally. Stop him and start applying glue..."

"Uh...I understand! Okay, okay!" Happy quickly stretched out his hand to stop Deadpool from talking anymore.

This guy in front of me is too abstract.

If he continues to listen to Deadpool's nonsense, his brain will be polluted.

"What are you doing today?" Happy scratched his head.

"What are you doing?" Deadpool had a cynical but slightly serious expression, his eyes flashed with temporary confusion about the trivial daily life. He took a deep breath, adjusted his posture, and continued: "Wow. , OK, uh, I know everything I say seems very inappropriate, but to be honest, I am serious this time. I have been thinking about how to make my life more than just a series of pranks and funny scenes, so I really want to make a difference now!”

"Especially my girlfriend, she always supports me silently behind the scenes. No matter how outrageous decisions I make, she will never leave me. This makes me realize that I should also do something for her and let her see I am not just a funny guy, but a good man who can take responsibility and work hard for our future, so that my girlfriend can see my value.”

Happy: "Are you having a mid-life crisis?"

He had a look of sympathy on his face. No wonder this guy was so abstract. A man experiencing a mid-life crisis... was like this.

"Uh... that... um..." Deadpool's eyes wandered in the air, he lowered his head and fell into deep thought. After a moment, he suddenly raised his head and asked doubtfully: "Why should I tell you this? I feel this, with I want to get a job in the Avengers, doesn’t it have anything to do with it? Also, is that guy Tony Stark really not going to be the interviewer? I love his finger snapping!”

"As far as the current situation is concerned, just make it clear to me." Happy shrugged and said, "If you can enter the re-examination, with luck, you may be able to ask Tony to be your re-examination interviewer."

"No formal members of the Avengers will participate in these grassroots interviews now. I and several other management officers will be in charge."

"Grass-level interview?" Deadpool was very unconvinced and said, "Aren't you just a driver?"

"It's not surprising that you think so... OK, I was indeed Tony's driver at first, but I quickly became the head of the security department... and now I am the deputy manager of the Stark Group's security department." Happy tried hard Explained: "So now I am in charge of your interview."

"Oh~" Deadpool elongated his voice.

Happy coughed twice, lowered his head, and looked at Deadpool's resume: "Because it doesn't seem to be mentioned in your resume that you have any experience in teamwork? Can you please briefly talk about it now?"

"Oh, of course!" Deadpool spread his hands and said, "I used to be a special forces soldier, but as the captain, I established the X-Agent Team, but unfortunately, they all died."

Happy: "Oh, what exactly happened?"

Deadpool: "Uh... the police said it was because of gravity. In fact, let me tell you secretly. The survey found that the audience did not give high scores, especially 'Cable'!"

——When Deadpool’s X-Force team went on their first mission, they all died because of skydiving. Because their luck was absorbed by Domino, one after another they died during the skydiving.

"Oh oh oh!" Deadpool saw that Happy was about to lower his head to write on his resume, and quickly reached out to stop him: "Well, I may have gone too far, please, don't write it yet..."

He himself knew that Happy must be writing that he was mentally ill, or that he often talked nonsense, but Deadpool was very wronged, and what he told was the truth.

"Well... I really want to join the Avengers. Please, give me a chance!" Deadpool said, "I want to become an Avenger!"

Happy looked at Deadpool for a long time: "Why do you want to become an Avenger?"

"Obviously, because they are all big names among big names, Iron Man, Spider-Woman, Captain America... and they have all accomplished a lot, defeating aliens, Ultron and Thanos, as well as the Conqueror behind them. Kang...oh, I forgot, that guy went to jail because of domestic violence, so the one the Avengers should defeat next is...Doctor Doom, I remembered, it was Tony Stark pretending to be Doctor Doom, his The guy with thick eyebrows and big eyes wanted to conquer the world, but he was beaten up by Iron Man and Thor, and his dream of becoming the world champion was shattered by three sticks! I really want to be one of them, sir!" Deadpool is serious! said.

What is this mess?

Happy was speechless.

Doctor Doom, he knows, the Lord Doom of Latvinia, a small country in Eastern Europe, detonated a nuclear bomb in the Middle East before, killing more than 100,000 squids and severely weakening their vitality. If the United States had not sent two If a nuclear-powered aircraft carrier goes to the Middle East to calm things down, maybe the Arabs will unite and rebuild the biggest unfinished project of the 20th century.

For this reason, Tony also studied Doctor Doom for a period of time. He must not let this unscrupulous guy go to detonate a nuclear bomb somewhere else.

This guy said Tony was going to pretend to be Dr. Doom, conquer the world, and then be defeated by the Avengers? This is completely ridiculous!

etc!

Happy suddenly fell into deep thought. He knew that Tony had been a little abnormal recently and always read some Marxist books, so Tony would not secretly kill Doctor Doom and then take over his identity and promote the world in the name of Doctor Doom. The great liberation of human productivity, right?

This kind of thing is not impossible... Based on his decades of friendship with Tony, he knows that Tony is a bit crazy at heart.

"My girlfriend is a little tired of my behavior. If I don't... well, you know, right? If I don't find a new way out and use my talents, we may really break up! Of course, this can't be done Blame her!" Deadpool clasped his hands and begged: "Please!"

Happy: "Listen, I sympathize with your situation, but! The Avengers is a very unique alliance of superheroes. It means more than just fighting or wearing cool clothes. clothes, people look up to us, kids adore us, and..."

Deadpool heard Happy's refusal: "Us? Are you an Avenger too?"

"Relevant personnel!" Happy explained forcefully.

Deadpool gestured deliberately exaggeratedly: "Wow, what is your super power? Side parking?"

"..."

"I'm sorry, this is a bit offensive. I like to tease people when I'm nervous." Looking at Happy's face as dark as the bottom of a pot, the smile on Deadpool's face gradually faded, and he realized that his joke might have gone too far. As he spoke, he made a zipper sealing motion with his hand: "I won't do this again!"

"Go on to business."

"You said it!"

"You just said it yourself, you want to become an Avenger because you have needs?"

"Yes, sir, I said so."

"What the Avengers do is not out of their own needs, but out of the needs of others. Do you understand the gap?"

"I understand!" Deadpool's eyes filled with tears: "Please, help me, Mr. Happy, I don't want to be just a living treasure and a clown in the future!"

Happy stood up.

"My dear, you stand up." Deadpool looked like he was at the end of the world.

"My, I think we should all stand up. Well, actually your problem is that you have too much ambition and too little skill." Happy surrounded Deadpool and walked towards the door of the office: "Set the goal in the middle, and success lies in it." In front of me, right, you are actually a good person, and I believe everything you say..."

"Really?" Deadpool looked at Happy in shock: "Do you also believe that Tony Stark and Victor Doom actually belong to the same person? Oh my god, I have told many people , Victor Doom’s iron mask, after taking it off, will definitely look like Tony Stark! Otherwise, if you think about it, Victor Doom and Tony Stark are too similar, 1. They are all scientific geniuses and have their own steel armor and robot troops; 2. They all wear metal masks; 3. They are all very rich and wealthy... Tony Stark changed the shape of his steel armor, Who can tell whether he is Iron Man or Doctor Doom? They just don’t believe me. They didn’t expect to meet their soulmate today!”

"..." Happy continued his words forcibly: "But not everyone can save the world, and I can't, but I am very happy, right, because I have found my own position, and you can find yours too. Yes! Okay, go back first, I will pay attention to you, and if you wait until the people recognize you, you can definitely join the Avengers."

Even if you want to refuse to join the Avengers, you can't be too tough, but you have to use the right words. Otherwise, your love will turn into hate, and what if you stop being a superhero and become a super villain?

For example, Huang Chao, a scholar who came to power, rebelled directly and massacred all the officials of Chang'an; Zhang Yuan of the Northern Song Dynasty, Zhang Yuan defected to Li Yuanhao and encouraged the Western Xia Emperor Li Yuanhao to attack the Northern Song Dynasty; and his brother Jesus, who was also a scholar, rebelled and occupied half of the country... These are all living examples, and you must be on guard against them!

So even if the Avengers candidate is as bad as Deadpool, Happy will still give him strong encouragement.

Deadpool gave Happy a big hug and said what Tony said to Happy: "Bring the car over, I want to eat a burger! Only delicious food can cure my sadness!"

"..."

He even wanted to give Happy a kiss, but Happy quickly withdrew: "This is unnecessary, please go back!"

"OK, thank you for giving me a chance to interview!"

Deadpool walked out of the interview office frustrated.

But as soon as he reached the corner, he met Bai Ye.

"Wow, aren't you that person? Wait! Let me think about it! Oh, I'm so sorry, my brain is not very easy to use. It's like a naughty squirrel hiding a nut. Sometimes I find something. It's very difficult." Deadpool scratched his head, eyes flashing with excitement, and began to rummage through his "Superhero Knowledge Base": "Iron Man? Not even Spider-Man? Oh, I remember! Wake up, you are the eldest son of the Osborne family! Oh my god, Master Osborne, I am actually your big fan! I met you in this casual moment. This is simply amazing. What a wonderful arrangement of fate! It’s a dream come true for me to meet you in person!”

"Ha! Wade, if your body language is not so exaggerated, I might be able to believe it a little more." Bai Ye shook his head and laughed.

"I'm really your fan!" Deadpool blinked his sincere little eyes and said, "I even slapped your photo!"

white night:"……"

"If you talk like this, then we have nothing to talk about, so you can get out of here!" Bai Ye said with a dark face.

"I'm sorry, I'm used to having a bad mouth!" Deadpool quickly slapped himself in the mouth: "Master, I didn't mean it!"

"But I have a small request... Can you tell Tony Stark and Spider-Man that I also want to join the Avengers, and I also want to become a superhero that attracts everyone's attention, in order to show my sincerity , How about... let me bite a piece for you? Don't worry, my skills are very good. You know, I relied on my bite for Hugh Jackman!"

Bai Ye sighed, okay, it's fun when you watch Deadpool playing tricks on others, but when Deadpool really stands in front of you, you want to kill him.

"Wade! It's definitely impossible for you to join the Avengers. After all, the Avengers are all in the Disney family style, and you are in the Universal dark style. Is this the same? It's completely incompatible, okay?" Bai Ye said : "But let's make a deal between us. If you are willing, I can introduce you to the Watchmen League and become a non-staff member. What do you think?"

Well, the meaning of the non-staff members is that if there are any difficult and not very valuable tasks, they can be handed over to Deadpool. Anyway, this guy can't die anyway, so he will treat them as waste.

Just treat it as free labor.

In the international mercenary market, the hiring price of Deadpool is still very high, starting with a million dollars. Now he actually wants to work for nothing... No need for it!

"What deal?" Deadpool asked.

"Give me a bucket of your blood, and I'll use it for experiments." Bai Ye said, "In exchange, I will introduce you to the Watcher League."

Deadpool is still very special. If the blood of Tiamu, the cub of the Celestials, is useful, and the blood of the Hulk is useful, then maybe the blood of Deadpool also has its own magical effect?

And Deadpool sometimes has a time and space jumping device... Bai Ye is currently busy preparing to go to Asgard to build an artifact. He has no time to study it, but he can also give him a system to stabilize him temporarily, which may be useful in the future. Get his place.

He didn't have the idea of ​​tying Deadpool before, because this guy is a lunatic and can't tie him at all. But now he wants to put a rope around his own neck, and Bai Ye can help him do it.

"OK! No problem!"

Deadpool happily agreed, it’s just a bucket of blood, so easy!

For him, it doesn't matter if you want his brain, he can crack it open and give it to you on the spot.

He is now anxious to find a formal job because he had a quarrel with his girlfriend. He is looking for something to prove himself, gain a sense of belonging, and use practical actions to prove his worth to make up for the misunderstanding between him and his girlfriend. The resulting cracks.

Originally, he wanted to join the X-Men first, but Xavier Academy has recently been engaged in the Great Migration of Mutants, transporting all mutants from the United States to Wakanda. How can he care about this perverted guy like Deadpool?

Then came the Avengers.

If the X-Men and Avengers can't go, then the Watchmen might as well.

"Then it's settled."

Bai Ye gave Deadpool a business card, which was Serior Stern's phone number: "You can just contact him then, and he will help you arrange everything."

"Thank you!" Deadpool put the business card away, but blocked Bai Ye's path as he was about to leave. He said with a serious face: "Master, there is a question that has been stuck in my heart for a long time. I won't be happy if I don't express it."

"What?" Bai Ye frowned slightly and looked at Deadpool in confusion.

"You are one of the four giants of the Avengers, and the Transformers have joined the Avengers' non-staff team. You must know it!" Deadpool asked excitedly: "When Optimus Prime is lonely, will he find an online ride-hailing service?" ah?"

——When the Decepticons invaded the earth before, the Transformers fought with the Avengers, so they were willing to cooperate in depth with the Avengers. However, because of their sensitive identities, the Transformers basically did not participate in the internal decision-making of humans on earth. Most of the time they , are searching for the whereabouts of the Decepticons all over the earth, so they generally have no sense of existence, but if there is a war, such as if other aliens invade the earth, they can help at that time.

"..." Bai Ye looked at Deadpool speechlessly and said, "I don't know this question, why don't you ask Optimus Prime yourself?"

"If I ask about this kind of thing, will he be able to tell me?" Deadpool snorted and said, "Forget it if you don't tell me. I'll check it out myself! Well... I can still try it then, Optimus Prime Can the exhaust pipe match mine?”

Damn it!

You're not even going to let go of Optimus Prime's exhaust pipe?

Bai Ye looked at Deadpool in shock: You are more awesome than the third brother!

…

After talking with Deadpool, Bai Ye finished replenishing Pym particles and walked out of the Avengers Tower.

"Let's set off for Asgard tomorrow." Bai Ye thought for a moment: "Then what are we going to do tonight? It's still early!"

That’s it…

Why not wash your feet?

Bai Ye called Johnny and the others and made an appointment to wash their feet together.

In the foot-washing city, Bai Ye was the first to arrive and ordered technician No. 66 to massage his feet first.

Well, I can't help but miss Technician No. 66. I still can't forget her face with heavy makeup and her faint fragrance. I have already forgotten all my money saving strategies. At this moment, I just want her to be by my side. I can't forget her without saying a word. Lying down in the foot bath city, No. 66 massages the feet, not to mention how wonderful it is. She is as comfortable and comfortable as the emperor. She talks about the pain in her life. Her ex-husband is too domineering at home. The house at home is all made of mud. Her father is sick and bedridden all year round, and her younger brother has long been heartbroken. The defense was broken, and she was the only one to bear the pressure of life. She was frail and had gastric ulcers, and it was difficult to carry the main support of the family. I could see that she showed her true feelings and was not lying. I vowed to help her, and I could only express my heartfelt feelings. Only then can she heal the hurt in her heart.

Not long after.

Johnny came over cursing.

"I met a stinky woman recently, and she disgusted me so much!" Johnny's mouth was like a seed machine gun, rattling away: "That ungrateful woman filled Selu's mind. A big pervert, a slut with a very dark heart, long body and short legs, let me tell you what she can do?"

"She is only worthy of licking my noble and cool cock, otherwise she will die as far as she can with her dead pig head! How dare she threaten me? If I break up, she will pluck out my skin! Haha! In fact, I I don't care at all if she will peel off my skin or crush me into pieces like in the nightmare. If the last thing I do before death is to burn her to ashes with a fire, it will be hard to explain my feelings. The hatred in my heart! Only if I can urinate on her body and stuff the red tank into her mouth to rinse her mouth, will I feel at ease!"

Seeing Johnny scolding him so happily, Bai Ye was embarrassed to stop him for a moment.

After he finished scolding her, Bai Ye asked tentatively: "What's the name of that disgusting woman you met?"

"Cassandra Nova!" Johnny said casually.

"Whoa!"

Bai Ye looked at Johnny with a subtle look.

Cassandra Nova is not a simple thing. She is Professor X’s evil twin sister. She has the same abilities as Professor X, but is stronger than Professor Before she was born, she used Professor The chaotic form of cellular matter survived and grew.

Possessing the power of telekinesis, she can levitate and manipulate living things, inanimate objects, and to some extent manipulate energy through psionics. At the same time, she can copy and manipulate the DNA of living beings and use it to build a physical body for herself.

To put it simply, this woman is a comprehensive mixture of the abilities of Professor X, Phoenix, Mystique, and Wolverine. She is very difficult to deal with.

During Johnny's love affair, he met such a woman, tsk!

Your good days are yet to come!

Be careful with this woman, if you are not careful, you will suffer some "skin trauma"!

As for Cassandra Nova, this woman sounds scary, and Professor X and the White Queen are no match for her. In fact, Storm, Magneto, and Jean Gray without the Phoenix can defeat her. Both Magneto have strong immunity to telepathy - Magneto mainly relies on his helmet, and Jyn is an Omega-level telepath herself.

Cassandra Nova is like the Master of Illusion, special attack against mental superpowers, but she can stably kill ordinary supernatural beings without mental superpowers at first sight... speaking of which, the Master of Illusion should be able to do the same. Defeat her.

"What did she do to you? To make you so angry! I have never seen you like this before." Bai Ye asked curiously.

"Don't mention it..." Johnny's face was filled with an expression that was hard to explain: "Let me tell you this, she is an S, that's all. The key is that her thoughts are extremely weird, dirtier and smellier than sewers. But she used her telepathic ability to force me to be M. I have been tortured by her recently and have thoughts of suicide! If I couldn't defeat her, I would have died with her on the spot. "

"Johnny, you can't even beat me... just endure it! Hold on to the pillow and hold on to the wall. It's better to be in pain than to work!" Bai Ye patted Johnny on the shoulder and said, "What if someone really skinned you?" ?”

"You can't bear it even if you can't beat me! Johnny is never someone who bows to anyone easily. Besides, do you think I'm really afraid of her? Hum, let me tell you, I was paying for our The name of the great hero - Steve Rogers!" Johnny took a sip of wine, smiled proudly, and said, "If she has the guts, come find me in the Avengers!"

white night:"???"

When Captain America met Johnny, a kid who looked very similar to him, he was truly unlucky for eight lifetimes.

but……

"Are you sure she didn't know your true identity by reading your memory?" Bai Ye said quietly: "She is not like Professor "

"It shouldn't be... no?" Johnny became nervous: "I didn't find that she had any action to read my memory? Otherwise, I would have scolded her so many times in my heart, and she was getting dirtier every time! If you could read my mind, wouldn’t you have torn me into pieces?”

Bai Ye felt that what Johnny said made sense. Cassandra Nova didn't always turn on her telepathy except when facing enemies or fighting. Otherwise, no one should be able to betray her. Johnny was very fond of her. She didn't have to distinguish between lies, she could just go directly into Johnny's memory and watch.

Johnny was still a little panicked by Bai Ye's words: "No, I have to think of a way... You don't know how perverted that woman is!"

He stood up suddenly and began to pace anxiously back and forth in the room, recalling every detail of his time with that woman. Those scenes of being forced and humiliated played in his mind like a movie, making him feel a wave of pain. Nausea and suffocation.

"If she finds me again... then I really can't live anymore!" Johnny turned to Bai Ye suddenly, with tears in his eyes, and said pitifully: "Boss, you have to help me!"

"Alas——!" Bai Ye sighed longly and said: "I think you should inform Xavier Academy. They should have a way to deal with her! Especially Storm Girl Ororo, Magneto and Phoenix Girl, should Will restrain her!"

…

The other side.

Deadpool took the business card given by Bai Ye, went to the Saturn Biological Laboratory, and met Serior Stern.

"Oh, who did I think it was? It turns out to be you, the big boss!" Deadpool hugged Serol Stern's increasingly bald forehead and kissed him hard: "I miss you so much. my friend!”

"Where is your good friend Hulk? I haven't seen him much recently."

Serol Stern feels that Deadpool is indeed a mentally ill person with a serious problem. He doesn't even know this guy, but is he so enthusiastic?

But that's fine, in this case, it might be smoother to ask him to cooperate with me in conducting experiments.

"I haven't seen Hulk for a long time. If I see him again next time, I can let you know, Mr. Wade Wilson." Serior Stern showed a cordial and friendly smile.

"Then it's settled." Deadpool laughed with his hands on his hips.

"Mr. Wade Wilson, I heard that you are a world-class mercenary. Not only do you have a self-healing ability that exceeds that of Wolverine, but you also have extremely powerful sword skills that can even split bullets?"

Serior Stern complimented.

Deadpool laughed loudly and explained the principle of cutting bullets with his knife.

He quickly lost himself among the handsome guys from Sergio Stern, bragging about his great achievements in the past with Serior Stern. In the process, he didn't care and didn't even look at it. Signed several contracts brought by Serge Stern.

Serol Stern held the contract with a perverted smile on his face. Although Deadpool opened his mouth to talk nonsense, which made Serior Stern confused and confused, but it didn't matter. He was touting his death. Waiter is not praised for nothing, mainly...

"Mr. Wade, it's getting late. I think we can start fulfilling our contract."

"Really?" Deadpool took a sip of water, with a look of unfinished expression on his face: "Okay, let's start drawing blood. Where is the syringe? No need to be restrained, come on, no matter how big the needle is, I can withstand it! Just draw it, Pump hard, I won’t run out of blood!”

Seriel Stern smiled slyly, and without syringes or needles, he took Deadpool deep into the laboratory.

"Hydraulic press!"

Deadpool was shocked, no, buddy, are you going to use this thing... to draw my blood?

"That..." Serioel Stern said embarrassedly: "I just mentioned to you, Mr. Wade, that if it's just blood drawing, that kind of research is too superficial. I hope you can cooperate with us to do some more in-depth research. I can even provide you with a generous reward, and you agreed, Mr. Wade. Look, you even signed the contract!"

Deadpool's lips trembled, and his face was ugly: "Is it too late for me to leave now?" (End of this chapter)