Chapter 556 The world is a huge Cainiao Post Station, with either large or small goods, and some goo
On the plane.
Thor and Loki were tied up together in tortoise shells, kneeling on the ground, facing the cabin wall, with their buttocks sticking up high, like two lonely peaks waiting for the baptism of wind and rain, eager to be favored.
"Done!"
Bai Ye clapped his hands happily.
Well, although Bai Ye is now almost equivalent to Thor's brother-in-law, it does not mean that Bai Ye can't cheat Thor, his brother-in-law.
Besides, he is a person who only helps the right and not the relatives. This matter itself is Thor's fault. Who told him to come over and give Tony a hammer without saying a word, and then save Loki as a hero?
The misunderstanding was caused by his recklessness and impatience.
Bai Ye is also teaching this guy a lesson on behalf of his father, so that he can change his bad temper again!
"Uh... Bai Ye, I think you'd better find a chance to finish them off, otherwise, I'm afraid they will join forces to tear you apart." Tony shook his head and sighed.
There is an old saying in China, you can kill me, but you can't fuck me.
What's the difference between Thor and Loki's current appearance and being fucked?
"Impossible!" Bai Ye said confidently: "They are just two defeated generals, how can they be called brave?"
Suddenly.
Bai Ye's cell phone rang.
"Andy?"
In just a moment, the smile on Bai Ye's face froze: "Okay, I know, I'll be back soon."
"What's wrong?" Tony asked curiously: "You look very unhappy."
"Old Deng stole my house!" Bai Ye said with a sullen face: "Tony, Captain, you take these two guys back to SHIELD, I have to go back to New York first."
Captain America opened his mouth and was about to speak.
Bai Ye stretched out his hand and said, "Don't worry, I'm not leaving things here alone, but I'll take some time to deal with some urgent matters. When you need me, just give me a call and I'll come over."
Captain America sighed. This was really the worst batch of soldiers he had ever led. They actually ran back home in the middle of the battle...
But considering that Bai Ye and Tony were not soldier boys, but rich young men who changed their careers, he endured it.
"What's the matter?" Tony asked, "If the matter is serious, do you need my help?"
"Okay!" Bai Ye pointed at Thor and Loki, "Go and kill them both."
"???"
What does it have to do with them?
"Or go and kill their father?"
"Ah???"
Tony was confused.
If he remembered correctly, the father of Thor and Loki was Odin, the king of gods.
Asking him to kill Odin...is there any difference between asking Benboerba to kill Tang Seng and his disciples?
No matter how confident and arrogant Tony was, he couldn't think that he was more powerful than Odin now.
"This... you should do it yourself!"
"Useless thing!" Bai Ye glared at Tony unhappily, then activated the armor, left the plane in an instant, and headed towards the Galaxy Group Building in New York.
Andy just called him and told him that a woman named Hela came here to find him, and she was very powerful. Many desperate warriors were knocked down by this woman named Hela.
She said she was looking for him!
At this point, Bai Ye didn't know what happened - Hela was "exiled" to the earth by that shameless old bitch.
Damn!
Hela, this crazy woman, even the old bitch himself is afraid, and Bai Ye is also afraid, too difficult to tame.
If he is willing to let Hela run to the earth, does he still need the help of the old bitch?
The old bitch is too much!
Last time he hit too lightly. Next time he goes to Asgard, he will break his three legs!
"One or two of them, they really know how to cause trouble for me!" Bai Ye sighed.
Hela is in New York. If he doesn't hurry back, who knows if she will go crazy and tear the entire Galaxy Group headquarters building, and even Andy, to pieces?
Now on this earth, besides him, only Ancient One can check and balance Hela.
Unfortunately, unless the earth explodes, Ancient One will not care about these mundane things.
Galaxy Building.
Bai Ye drove the mecha and walked in from the terrace on the top floor of the building.
Those nanoworms that were so tiny that they were almost invisible were like the tide awakened by the morning light, and they quickly and orderly retreated into the built-in nano core.
The door of the chairman's office automatically slid open to both sides.
He saw Andy, who was busy working in his office, and the uninvited guest, Hela, who was drinking coffee on the other side!
When Andy heard the noise, he stopped what he was doing, looked up at Bai Ye, and said calmly, "Is it you who caused this trouble outside again?"
"Fuck..."
Bai Ye was so angry. This was clearly the old bitch's accusation against him. How could he be blamed?
"Forget it, just think of it as something I did!" Bai Ye pinched his brows and said to Hela helplessly, "How did you have time to come to my place to play?"
"I don't know!" Hela watched Bai Ye and Andy interact with interest and said, "I was still sleeping in Niflheim last night. Who knew that when I woke up, I came to the door here! I came in to take a look."
"But I can tell you that when I came to my senses, I seemed to see a ray of rainbow in the sky."
Fuck!
It was indeed the old bitch's doing.
"Since you came out of that damn place, it's a good thing. Do you have any plans next?" Bai Ye said with a smile.
"Of course!" Hela's eyes suddenly became dark: "I have been imprisoned for more than a thousand years. During those endless days and nights, I endured the torment of loneliness and despair, surrounded by only the cold The stone walls and the never-ending cold wind remind me all the time that I am a forgotten and abandoned existence. I want to give up countless times and let my soul sink into darkness, but I can't! , I will never give up!”
Andy looked at Hela in surprise.
After Hela easily defeated the security force of Galaxy Group, she knew that this woman was not a mortal, but she didn't expect...
"Why don't we attack Asgard together!" Hela's eyes shone with unprecedented light, a complex emotion that mixed ambition, the flame of revenge, and the desire for freedom. The corner of her mouth raised a smile full of Charming smile: "After capturing Asgard, I can grant you the territory of the nine realms, 50/50 for you and me. Our cooperation will be equal!"
"Well... thank you for your love, but I... forget it. I don't have that big ambition, so I can only support you mentally." Bai Ye smiled bitterly.
Hela: "Oh? You refused? It really surprised me. I thought you would be attracted by this tempting offer. After all, you are not a peaceful person at heart."
"The main thing is that I haven't dealt with the things on earth yet. Where can I think about Asgard? It's too big a step, it's easy to get the egg stuck!" Bai Ye thought for a while and said: "Otherwise, Should I send you back to Asgard now and let you start your revenge plan immediately?”
"No!" Hela lazily lay down on the sofa.
"Why?" Bai Ye said anxiously: "For things like revenge, it's better to do it sooner rather than later. Otherwise, what's the point of waiting for all the enemies to die before taking revenge?"
If you don't go to Asgard, how can I blame you?
"Of course, I also understand that your revenge plan definitely requires careful planning and preparation, and cannot be rushed. Otherwise, I will send you back to the Nine Realms to recruit troops and summon your old troops. By the way, I will use this time to plan carefully. Wait. Wouldn't it be better to take action when the time is right and capture Asgard in one fell swoop? "
Hela still shook her head and refused: "I have been waiting for too long. The flame of revenge has been burning in my heart for thousands of years. I will not let anyone or anything stop me. Asgard, I must go. , but not now.”
"Why?" Bai Ye collapsed.
Hela said confidently: "Because I can't beat that old guy!"
Well, she is a crazy critic, but she is not stupid. Odin's combat power at this time is the highest and most extreme state in his life. Don't talk about her, it is probably a god group running over, and he is also afraid They will be dragged to death together by the old man.
So when she ran to Asgard at this time, she was definitely going to throw herself into a trap and be beaten at her doorstep!
She is not an idiot and has a hobby of being abused, so why should she rush to get beaten?
"If you are willing to join forces with me and we can deal with him together, then I can attack Asgard now. But if you are not willing, then I will only have a long-term plan!" Hela encouraged: "How about we give it a try? Big deal...big deal, I can let you be the new king of Asgard and I can be the queen?"
white night:"……"
He looked at Hela sideways. Do you think I look like an idiot?
Bai Ye estimated that even if he and Hela teamed up to fight Odin, this old guy Deng would probably have the ability to drag someone to death together. And Hela was his daughter after all, who would he choose to drag to death together?
As far as Lao Pedeng's moral integrity is concerned, it is very likely that Hela, the mastermind, is fine, but he, the assistant, was taken away.
After all, no matter how brutally Hela rules, it does not meet his expectations. It is also his direct bloodline, and the meat rots in the pot. Let him be the king of Asgard? It’s strange that I would be willing to do this!
"I am not lucky enough to be the King of Asgard, so you should do it!"
Bai Ye rolled his eyes, no matter who wanted to sit in this miserable position, he didn't want to sit in it anyway.
"So, what are you planning to do now?"
"I plan to enjoy life now!"
Hela stretched hard. With her current dress of Elf Queen, her slender waist drew a soft arc like a water snake in the air, showing her amazing flexibility.
"For so many years, I have been imprisoned in that dark place and missed a lot of beauty. I want to taste the delicious food in the world, listen to the most moving music, and appreciate the most magnificent scenery. I want to feel the warmth of the sun, the coolness of the rain, and the coolness of the wind. The caress of the snow, the purity of the snow... In short, I have to adjust my mentality, and I don’t intend to be a crazy woman that everyone hates! "
She emphasized: "Of course, enjoying life does not mean that I will give up revenge. This is just a small rest period I set for myself. When I am ready... Asgard is destined to fall to me. at your feet!”
In fact, Hela's main purpose is to try every means to tie Bai Ye into her chariot. After all, without Bai Ye's help, she really has no hope of defeating Odin. Just now, she felt like she would be hung up and beaten by him no matter what.
Bai Ye was also vaguely aware of Hela's thoughts, but he was not a fool. How much water did he have to pour into his brain before he would run to fight the dying Odin?
How long has the old man been alive? More than five thousand years! I've had enough of life already!
And how long have you lived? The two lifetimes combined are less than a hundred years!
If he wanted to gamble his life with him, not to mention Hela, even if death bets her favor, Bai Ye would not waver in the slightest.
Women... are just the scenery in his life.
He is fascinated, but never obsessed.
There are so many beautiful women in this world that they are countless. Even if the quality level is uneven, when the quantity is accumulated, the quantitative change will also lead to a qualitative change.
Goodbye, bye, the next one will be better!
"Okay, since you want to stay here, for the sake of helping me repel Sithorne last time, you can!" Bai Ye said: "In the entire New York City, everything you see, as long as it is you Whatever you like, whether it’s luxury goods, gourmet food, or anything else that makes you happy, feel free to get it, all the expenses will be borne by me!”
"But we made an agreement. You are not allowed to take action before getting my permission - is there any problem?"
Hela was very unhappy: "If someone bullies me, I can't fight back?"
"My God, who dares to bully you? I don't even dare!" Bai Ye said: "There will be female guards around you to protect you. You can tell them to do whatever you want, including murder, robbery, rape, etc." Fight and set fire, you can do whatever you want, but you are not allowed to take action!"
At least if the female guards take action, it is foreseeable. They all have chips in their bodies, and Queen Bai will collect their data. If they really want to do something earth-shattering, Queen Bai will tell Bai Ye and let Bai Ye solve the problem. Hella is unpredictable!
Otherwise, if this woman is allowed to run around on the street, what if she encounters the foul-mouthed Johnny and says something that makes her unhappy... and she has to let Johnny suffer some skin injuries?
Bai Ye didn't want to see Johnny go down the old path of being skinned and torn apart by women.
"If you don't want to agree, then I may have to forcibly exile you to Asgard. You know, I have such ability." Bai Ye faintly threatened.
Hela thought for a long time and knew that she could not push Bai Ye into a hurry, so she raised her hand and high-fived Bai Ye as an oath: "Deal!"
Bai Ye breathed a sigh of relief, it would be nice to be able to talk.
As for the old man boarding...
Forget it, he has long been accustomed to it over the years. The essence of this world is a huge rookie station. Some people have big items, some have small items, and some people don't even have codes! (End of chapter)